Dragon Fable/Funny
- "Lend me your eyes! Lend me your ears! Lend me your hea-- seriously, Sally, put that down."
- Artix's misunderstanding of a Yet Another Christmas Carol plot.
- Artix during the Gate Keeper quest cutscene (the one where you're trying to get into the Necromantic University with Zorbak's student ID): "Must... resist... urge... to... vanquish... evil!"
- "You've earned the title Princess Slayer!"
- "The Clashening" gives us "Eucalyptus!"
- When the Mysterious Stranger eats the sun, Lim and Cysero have this little exchange:
Cysero: Look! It's an eclipse! |
- Artix's toilet paper advert in "Falconreach Idle".
- Artix's list of undead puns.
- Galanoth's reaction when The Hero tells him that s/he is a DragonLord.
Your character: Well, I suppose this is the best time to tell you. Galanoth... I am a dragonlord! |
- Cysero attempting to eat the Elemental Bacon Orbs because he skipped breakfast.
- "The Worst Prank Ever", if you're a soulless jerk.
- Four words: San Robin and Roblos.
Your character: OK, I give. Why does your costume have cheese on it? |