Dr. Jerk/Quotes
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"I became a doctor for the same four reasons everybody does; chicks, money, power, and chicks." —Dr. Percival "Perry" Cox, Scrubs
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"In the words of the philosopher Scepturn, the founder of my profession: am I going to get paid for this?" —Dr. James "Mossy" Lawn, Night Watch
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Patient's father: How can you treat someone without meeting them? |
"Would you like a second opinion? You are also ugly!" —The Medic, Team Fortress 2
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Q: What's the difference between God and a surgeon? —Traditional pre-op joke.
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