D.C. Cab/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


  • The kidnapped children and how they are so nonplussed by their predicament. They've apparently been kidnapped so many times that they can aptly call their current hostage-takers "a bunch of amateurs".

Little girl (to Albert): Is this your first kidnapping?
Albert: Yeah.
Little boy: This is our third.

    • They even prove their point by getting out of their rope-binding without much effort.