Coming to America/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


  • Randy Watson and his band, Sexual Chocolate.
  • Akeem attempts to catch a cab...by walking out into the middle of the street, putting his hand out and shouting, "Halt!" at it.
  • "She's your queen to be..."
  • How about when Akeem stuck his head out a window to say hello to the city?

"Good morning, my neighbors!"
"FUCK YOU!"
"Yes, yes, fuck you too!"

  • "I worship the devil."
  • "Fuck you! Fuck you! And fuck you! Who's next?"
  • "YOUR RENT'S DUE, MOTHERFUCKER!!"
    • * fart *
  • Akeem, with the biggest grin on his face: "What does 'dumb fuck' mean?!"
  • Akeem gleefully skipping down the street, singing very loudly about being in love.
  • The two chalk outlines on the floor of the apartment: "Damn shame what they did to that dog."
  • James Earl Jones is hysterical as King Jaffe Joffer:

"I tied my own shoes once. It is an overrated experience."