Cartwright Curse/Quotes

Samantha Carter: I feel compelled to warn you, most of the guys I've dated recently have died.
Pete Shanahan: As in...
Carter: Dead.
Pete: How?
Carter: Various circumstances.

Pete: I'll risk it.

—Stargate SG-1

Elf: Kevyn...I'm cursed. Everybody who gets close to me gets killed in nasty ways.
Kevyn: You're not cursed. Sure, Hob died, and we all miss him, but I'm still alive.
Nick: Didn't you get killed, like twice while we've been here?

Kevyn: Nick, you're not helping.

—Schlock Mercenary

James Heller: You're cursed Jack, everything you touch, one way or another, ends up dead.

—24

Every time the Doctor gets pally with someone, I feel the urge to notify their next of kin.

—Rory Williams, Doctor Who

Okay, you know what? Ignoring EVERYTHING...have you forgotten the average lifespan of your hookups?

—Dean to a love-potion-drunk Sam, Supernatural