Cargo Ship/Quotes

Captain Kirk: ...and then there was Carol. I was on the fast track for command... but the way I felt about her... I was almost ready to give it all up.. .almost.

Xill: So why are you here? Where is she?

Captain Kirk: That's a complicated story. But the memory of her drives me to try harder with the new female in my life... the Enterprise.

Xill: Your ship is your girlfriend? Creepy...

—Star Trek The Manga - Shinsei Shinsei - Orphans

"Good news, everyone! I've taught the toaster to feel love!"

—Professor Farnsworth, Futurama

"Nobody comes between me and my Blue-Eyes! And anyone foolish enough to try pays the price!"

—Seto Kaiba, Yu-Gi-Oh!

Shizuo: Not that I haven’t heard people say "I love you" to me, but I don’t even know if they counted as women or not.
Tom: Hmm? Have you been going to gay bars or transsexual clubs?

Shizuo: No, that’s not what I meant. I mean, they hardly counted as humans to begin with. More like sharp objects...

—Tom and Shizuo discuss Shizuo's rather unusual love life, Durarara!!

Doctor Mrs. The Monarch: What the hell is that thing doing in our bed? Get it out of there!
The Monarch: *smacks her hand away* Don't you f ***ing touch her!

Doctor Mrs. The Monarch: Whoa. What's the matter with you?

Monarch: You're just jealous! That's what's going on here! You - you never supported me and Butter-Glider! Never!

Doctor Mrs. The Monarch: Okay, wow. I wrote this off as some kinda midlife crisis kinda thing, but this, this is - they don't even have a name for what this is!

—The Venture Brothers

"Why, hello there! This mic is zetta sexy!"

—Sho Minamimoto, The World Ends With You

"The Maria Narcissa is a BOAT."

"So was the last girl you set me up with.."

—Splinter Cell

"All I'm saying, Jon, is that I want to be sodomized by your Constitution."

—John Oliver (declaring that he is gay for America), The Daily Show

"I put my Myspace sexuality status to "not sure" mostly because I just love that that's an option. Who is that for? Who is so confused about their sexuality that they have no idea? Is it some guy who's saying "Dude, I just jerked off to my stove. What was that all about?"

—Nick Swardson

"I have never understood the human compulsion to emotionally bond with inanimate objects."

—Tuvok, Star Trek Voyager, "Year of Hell, Part II"

Fenris: The way you fondle your weapon is disturbing.

Varric: Hey, I'm a perfect gentleman! In public.

—Dragon Age II

Snake: You should come inside the box; then you'll know what I mean.

Sigint: Man, I don't even wanna know what you mean!

—Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater