But Liquor Is Quicker/Quotes

"In a few hours, I'm gonna look like a good idea!"

—Lewis, The Drew Carey Show

"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,

after four I'm under my host. "—Dorothy Parker

It's Cold Gin time again
You know it always wins!
Cold Gin time again
You know it's the only thing

That keeps us together!—Kiss, "Cold Gin"