Bratz (film)/YMMV

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These things about Bratz (film) are subjective - not everyone will agree with all of them.

  • Wall Banger: Since its entire purpose was to sell dolls, the screenwriters who worked on Bratz: The Movie were more concerned with making an hour and a half long commercial than an engrossing and thought-provoking coming-of-age story. As a result, the plot could provoke a concussion and a head-shaped hole in a wall. Some of the more interesting bits:
    • Why are high school students allowed to play around with chemicals powerful enough to create small fireworks displays without the supervision of a teacher?
    • Why does Yasmin have an entire mariachi band living in her house?
    • Why does the head cheerleader feel the need to wear a tiara?
    • If Cloe's family is poor, then where does she get the money for all her clothes and the brand new moped that she rides to school? She doesn't have a job.
    • If Dylan is deaf, then why does he use sign language in only two scenes? More to the point, how can he speak without an accent?
    • Why didn't Yasmin just tell her friends that Meredith was blackmailing her instead of giving them the cold shoulder?
    • Why does the entire student body bother with listening to Meredith? Would you listen to some girl, even the principal's daughter, tell you on your first day of school who you can talk to and where you have to sit during lunch?
      • Sadly, many people would if she were perceived as high-up on the social totem pole. See Mean Girls.
    • If Yasmin's family is supposed to be Mexican, then why is their Spanish broken?

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