Black Dude Dies First/Quotes

I've seen this movie. The black dude dies first.

—Harry Block, Evolution

It must be a racist shark, because out of the four of them, it eats the black man.

—Mike J reviewing Jaws 3

All I can say is, I'm worried. We're in a lousy horror movie and I'm the only black person around. Clearly I need to hire more black people.

—The Nostalgia Critic's review of Jaws 3D

Hispanic and cocky? Yeah, you'd totally die first.

—Ryan, Castle

He's Seagal's best friend, he's black and he's in a war. Oh, he is so dead!

—Film Brain, Mercenary For Justice