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{{quote|Bella: "I want to be saved Satan...they gonna kill my baby!"}}

''[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5674909/1/Bella_Swan_Pregnant_and_Furious Bella Swan: Pregnant and Furious]'' is a bizarre ''Twilight'' fanfiction by [[Comics Nix]].

[[Something Completely Different|Unlike the usual]] [[Comics Nix]] story, ''Bella Swan: Pregnant and Furious'' lacks the horrific graphic and disgusting sex descriptions, and instead is a completely random nonsensical action story. As the title suggests, the story is about a pregnant Bella Swan. Shopping for baby clothing, she goes to a baby store clothing run by cannibal ninjas, who have their sights set on her unborn child. Desperate and out of options, Bella makes a deal with the devil to gain incredible powers. [[Incredibly Lame Pun|All hell literally breaks loose]].

From the aforementioned ninjas to pirates to Nazis, Bella finds herself in a life or death struggle with just about everything. Now there's [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgxrYH6xbTU a] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tsN6JH_RG0 dramatic] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqeVZCbAvPw reading].

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* [[Abnormal Ammo]]: The mech that fires "sword bullets".
* [[Action Girl]]: Bella
* [[Attempted Rape]]: The pirates reason for fighting with Bella is because they want to "fuck her while the baby is inside".
* [[Cannibal Clan]]: The ninjas. 
* [[Choice of Two Weapons]]: Bella's primary weapons in this fic are shurikens and a sword, although she didn't necessarily pick these as her weapons; they're just what she happened to pick up.
* [[Crack Fic]]
* [[Crossover]]: Twilight with ''[[Clash of the Titans]]'' or simply ''[[Greek Mythology]]''.
* [[Deal with the Devil]]
* [[Dual-Wielding]]: At one point, Bella is fighting using both a ninja's katana and a pirate's sword.
* [[Duel to the Death]]: Bella vs  {{spoiler|Satan}}...although  {{spoiler|he comes back about a paragraph later}}.
* [[Falling Chandelier of Doom]]: Surprisingly averted in the first fight scene of the story. 
* [[Hot Chick with a Sword]]: Bella.
* [[Humongous Mecha]]:  {{spoiler|Adolf Hitler}} uses one of these in his fight with Bella. This mecha is described as a "Giant-Gatling-fifty-foot-tall-Mech", and can apparently shoot "sword bullets".
* [[Instant Awesome, Just Add Ninja]]: Again, the ninjas.
* [[Instant Plunder, Just Add Pirates]]: They're here too.
* [[Just Eat Him]]: Bella and the hordes of pirates and ninjas are swallowed by the Kraken.
* [[Never Bring a Knife to A Fist Fight]]: Bella is able to defeat a group of "thousands" of sword-wielding ninjas with kicks.
* [[Nice Job Breaking It, Hero]]:  {{spoiler|Time begins to become compressed as a direct result of Bella killing Adolf Hitler}}.
* [[OOC]]
* [[Only a Flesh Wound]]: During the final battle, Bella is punched in the stomach with such force that "she spurt her bowels out of her throat". Didn't seem to have that effect though; and [[Infant Immortality|her unborn baby was somehow unharmed]].
* [[Pre-Asskicking Mutter]]: "Yes  {{spoiler|Satan}}!" cries out loud Bella, "fell my soul in your ASS!"
* [[Pregnant Badass]]: Bella.
* [[Sequel Hook]]
* [[Swallowed Whole]]: As stated above with the Kraken.
* [[Troll Fic]]
* [[Unexplained Recovery]]:  {{spoiler|Hitler and Satan, both of whom are killed by Bella, are back at the very end plotting their revenge}}.
* [[Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny]]: One of the more ridiculous examples, too.
*  {{spoiler|[[Villain Team-Up]]: The story concludes with Satan and Hitler having apparently formed an alliance.}}
* [[What Do You Mean It's Not Awesome?]]
* [[Womb Level]]: The fight inside the stomach of the Kraken.

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