Back-Alley Doctor/Quotes

(Shake is being operated on by a convicted criminal)
Meatwad: He does do some good work, don't he?

Carl: Yeah, mostly he does hot rods. Sometimes faces.

—Aqua Teen Hunger Force

You were lucky enough to have a friend who didn't mind getting her hands dirty on account of your best interest. A friend with a chainsaw.

—Homestuck

"Wait, it gets better! When ze patient woke up, his skeleton was missing, and ze doctor was never heard from again! *laughs* [[[Beat]]] Anyway, zat's how I lost my medical license."

—The Medic, Meet The Medic