Audio Erotica/Quotes

"Take them to the secret broadcast cave and train them all to talk like me: reeealll sexy!"

—"Machine Gun" Kelly in J-Men Forever!

Jackass Mask: I have an idea for a sequel. It will star Anthony Hopkins, Morgan Freeman, Kevin Smith, Christopher Walken, Conan O'Brien, Sean Connery, and a few other actors who will be named later that are really cool just to hear talk. I'll call it... The Exposition-ables. An hour and a half of a bunch of guys sitting around talking the plot at the audience. People would pay! I bet you money they would!

jkd: I'd go see it.

Gold2094: I SECOND THAT MOVIE !!!

Crazychris576: So would I! That sounds awesome! And it HAS to include James Earl Jones and Samuel L. Jackson!

—The comment section on Chester A. Bum's review of The Expendables.

Yukari: Okay, I know he just locked us in here, which totally sucks, but... WOW, I wanna have sex with his voice. Anyone else? Show of hands?
Everyone else: *raises hand*

[Sindri's] sexy voice is a gift for Slaanesh. He can make femalse orgasm by just whispering in their ear.

Even in pain Sindri still sounds awesome.

She's back in mother's bed turned on, turn off the lights./Her dirty voice cuts through the night/A neighbor turns to open his door,/"What's that girl making so much noise for?"...
Her eyes are closed, she runs her fingers through her hair,/She's getting high, but no one's there./Her father opens up her door,/Said she couldn't have any more!...
It's too late now, she gets it anytime she wants,/All the world is making love./Get everybody turned on at once,/We'll make sure that it's loud enough!

Making love on the radio! (Coming in in stereo!)

—"Radio", Y-O-U

Jew Wario: Dude, girls dig your voice.

Rollo T: Dude, I dig your voice!

—JewWario and RolloT discussing The Cinema Snob's voice.

Huh, I think I just came.

—The Nostalgia Chick, after Sean Connery speaks.

God, I'd go gay for that voice.

—The Nostalgia Critic on Keith David

I don't wanna die, my voice is too sexy!

—The Cinema Snob, before getting a stare from Linkara.

People tune into my show so my voice can make love to their ear vaginas.

—Nick Swardson's Pretend Time

It- It just comes natural to me, I guess. I got a deep sensual voice, you know. I definitely got the Bing Crosby tune, baby, you know I been raised on music! My dad was a technical engineer! Got all them patents and everything!

—Christian Weston Chandler