Attention Deficit Ooh Shiny/Quotes
Abe: My friend has ADD, and everyone at school treats him like some kinda leper! |
No. Gotta read Marge's book. Can't get distracted. Heh, distracted, that's a funny word. Does anyone ever get tracted? Better call a suicide hotline and ask them.
—Homer Simpson, The Simpsons
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Rayyan: But we're so close... —Little Mosque on the Prairie, "Swimming Upstream"
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Another Cherished Idol profaned! Such sacrilege has become commonplace with the recent glut of the Underlings. It would bring a tear to my eye if I were not so clearly fit to be tied with these hyperactive mannerisms and severe attention deficit oh my god look a bug.
—NPC in The Land of Wind and Shade, Homestuck
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Ted: You must have been a terrible student. —How I Met Your Mother, "Robin 101"
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Wow. I wonder if sending it off to a large gathering of natural predators, with a volatile female escort, is not, in fact, a shortcut to a hideous death... Wow! That cloud looks almost like an oak tree! |
Homer: Wait, I'm confused about the movie. So the cops knew that internal affairs were setting them up? —The Simpsons, 5F23 "The Joy of Sect"
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Larxene: WHEEEEEEEEE! RANDOM KILLING! |
"So I guess what I'm trying to say is PLASTIC BAG PLASTIC BAG PLASTIC BAG..."
—Tom Green, Clone High
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Kin: The multiverse is predominantly evil. |
Not helping at all is a camera that refuses to rotate more than ninety degrees, so if you're faffing about behind the front layer of blocks then you're basically playing with a hessian sack on your head. "I know how to fix this issue," announced that one Atlus employee. "We'll just straight-up reverse the controls when you're dangling off the far side of a block. Wait, I'm confused. What was I fixing again? Ooh, look, a puppy!"
—Zero Punctuation's Catherine Review.
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"SQUIRREL!"
—Dug, Up
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"Ooh! A fire engine!"
—Elsie, The World God Only Knows
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