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{{quote|''"I - I know it's wrong, but I'm liking our killer better than our victim."''|'''Lance Sweets''', ''[[Bones]]''}} |
{{quote|''"I - I know it's wrong, but I'm liking our killer better than our victim."''|'''Lance Sweets''', ''[[Bones]]''}} |
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{{quote|''"They had it coming! |
{{quote|''"They had it coming!'' |
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They had it coming! |
''They had it coming!'' |
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They had it coming all along! |
''They had it coming all along!'' |
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I didn't do it, |
''I didn't do it,'' |
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But if I'd done it |
''But if I'd done it'' |
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How could you tell me that I was wrong?"'' |
''How could you tell me that I was wrong?"'' |
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|''[[Chicago]]''|'''[[Villain Song|The Cell Block Tango]]'''}} |
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{{quote|''"And it turns out he was a missing person that nobody missed at all."''|'''The Dixie Chicks''', "Goodbye, Earl"}} |
{{quote|''"And it turns out he was a missing person that nobody missed at all."''|'''The Dixie Chicks''', "Goodbye, Earl"}} |
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{{quote|''"Let's face it, Captain. Killing Jensen was a public service."''|'''Detective Stabler''', ''[[Law and Order Special Victims Unit]]''}} |
{{quote|''"Let's face it, Captain. Killing Jensen was a public service."''|'''Detective Stabler''', ''[[Law and Order Special Victims Unit]]''}} |
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{{quote|''"A man well hated, and in so short a space."|'''Hugh Beringar''' |
{{quote|''"A man well hated, and in so short a space."''|'''Hugh Beringar'''|''[[Brother Cadfael|The Raven in the Foregate]]'', which turns out to be a subversion as {{spoiler|it was not murder but divine judgment}}.}} |
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{{quote|''My doctor recommends [[I'm a Humanitarian|a diet]] high in questionable moral fiber! It aids digestion!'' |
{{quote|''My doctor recommends [[I'm a Humanitarian|a diet]] high in questionable moral fiber! It aids digestion!'' |
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|'''Aylee''' |
|'''Aylee'''|''[[Sluggy Freelance]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Bun-bun''': ... And what the hell am I gonna do now with monkeys trained to viciously attack anyone holding '''eleven items'''? |
{{quote|'''Bun-bun''': ... And what the hell am I gonna do now with monkeys trained to viciously attack anyone holding '''eleven items'''? |
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|'''[[Mike Mattei]]''' on ''[[Python (programming language)|Python]]''}} |
|'''[[Mike Mattei]]''' on ''[[Python (programming language)|Python]]''}} |
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Revision as of 22:41, 26 February 2024
"Yes, they deserved to die, and I hope they burn in Hell!"
—Carl Lee Hailey, A Time to Kill
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"I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old friend for dinner."
—Hannibal Lecter, Silence of the Lambs
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"Hostages only work if your enemy cares if they live."
—Commander Shepard, Mass Effect 2
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"I hope at least they were jerks."
—Gordon Freeman, Freeman's Mind, after accidentally killing two guys.
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"So I started asking myself who would want to take these guys out. And you know the first person that came to mind? Me."
—Debra Morgan, Dexter
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"Well, he's a sleazebag, so he's gonna die in the next thirty seconds."
—Film Brain on Cobra
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"I - I know it's wrong, but I'm liking our killer better than our victim."
—Lance Sweets, Bones
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"They had it coming! |
"And it turns out he was a missing person that nobody missed at all."
—The Dixie Chicks, "Goodbye, Earl"
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"Let's face it, Captain. Killing Jensen was a public service."
—Detective Stabler, Law and Order Special Victims Unit
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"A man well hated, and in so short a space."
—Hugh Beringar, The Raven in the Foregate, which turns out to be a subversion as it was not murder but divine judgment.
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My doctor recommends a diet high in questionable moral fiber! It aids digestion! —Aylee, Sluggy Freelance
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Bun-bun: ... And what the hell am I gonna do now with monkeys trained to viciously attack anyone holding eleven items? — Sluggy Freelance 2007.01.19
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Chief Wyatt Rash: Tell me something Cubby, you notice anything odd lately? |
"If you wanna be profound, —Audrey II, Little Shop of Horrors
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"Yeah, you're special! But don't be bossy! If you keep it up, you'll end up like that guy in that movie who bossed people around, and then zombies ate him. He deserved it!" —Lilo, Lilo & Stitch: The Series, "627"
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"If you're gonna spend all that time setting up some douchebag, he needs to die horribly." —Mike Mattei on Python
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