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Zombie standing there<br />Keep looking awesome *pause, turn*<br />Ignore tag team<br /> |
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Zombie standing there |
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Keep looking awesome *pause, turn*<br />Ignore tag team |
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Just keep on walking<br />Give a mighty roar *roar loud*<br />Bash some mooks out *bash*<br /> |
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Make the tag team scared<br />Eat some mook brains *with a fork*<br />Keep looking awesome<br /> |
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Just keep on walking |
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Give a mighty roar *roar loud*<br />Bash some mooks out *bash* |
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Get shot by tag team<br />Cue [[Body Horror]] *blood flies*<br />Head asplode, fall dead<br /> |
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--[[User:Saltyavocado]] |
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Make the tag team scared |
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Eat some mook brains *with a fork*<br />Keep looking awesome |
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All they want to do<br />Is eat your sweet, yummy brains.<br />NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM.<br />-- [[User:Alliterator]] |
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Brains brains brains brAIns BRAINS<br />BRaiNS BrAiNs BRaiNs brains BrainS bRAINs '''brains'''<br />Brains brains brains brains yum.<br />-- [[User:John Z]] |
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Get shot by tag team |
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Cue [[Body Horror]] *blood flies*<br />Head asplode, fall dead |
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You can defeat them<br />By removing the head- or<br />Destroying the brain.<br />-- |
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--Saltyavocado |
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Round up your friends and<br />Stock up on ammo because<br />Corpses are hungry.<br />-- [[User:Planet-man]] |
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When one person dies<br />Another stands in their place<br />Their reek boils my blood |
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All they want to do |
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-- [[User:DJ Marred]] |
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Is eat your sweet, yummy brains. |
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NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM. |
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|Alliterator}} |
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Surrounded by ghouls<br />We cling to our guns and wait.<br />Max Brooks will save us.<br />--[[User:Rowsdower Saves Us]] |
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Brains brains brains brAIns BRAINS |
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BRaiNS BrAiNs BRaiNs brains BrainS bRAINs '''brains''' |
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Brains brains brains brains yum. |
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|John Z}} |
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Risen from their graves,<br />They wish to consume our flesh.<br />Classic horror plot. |
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You can defeat them |
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{{quote|--[[User:The Hero Hartmut]]}} |
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By removing the head- or |
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Destroying the brain. |
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Oh, my god, I<br />Think I have a zombie bite.<br />BRAINS NOM NOM NOM NOM<br />-- [[User:DF Mod Master]] |
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Round up your friends and |
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Stock up on ammo because |
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Corpses are hungry. |
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|Planet-man}} |
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In the safety room,<br />We're all alone, in silence,<br />Loading our weapons. |
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When one person dies |
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Another stands in their place |
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Their reek boils my blood |
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-- DJ Marred |
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We left the safe room,<br />The hordes surrounded our group,<br />Our island of pain. |
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Surrounded by ghouls |
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We cling to our guns and wait. |
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Max Brooks will save us. |
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|Rowsdower Saves Us}} |
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On the ground I wait,<br />Hoping you'll come back for me.<br />The odds are quite slim. |
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Risen from their graves, |
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They wish to consume our flesh. |
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Classic horror plot. |
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|The Hero Hartmut}} |
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Oh, my god, I |
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Think I have a zombie bite. |
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BRAINS NOM NOM NOM NOM |
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|DF Mod Master}} |
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In the safety room, |
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We're all alone, in silence, |
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Loading our weapons. |
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We left the safe room, |
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The hordes surrounded our group, |
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Our island of pain. |
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On the ground I wait, |
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Hoping you'll come back for me. |
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The odds are quite slim. |
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-The above by Tiscooler |
-The above by Tiscooler |
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Once wrote a paper,<br />'Bout Zombie Apocalypse,<br />And I got an 'A'. |
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Once wrote a paper, |
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{{quote|-- buri-chan}} |
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'Bout Zombie Apocalypse, |
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And I got an 'A'. |
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|buri-chan}} |
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Corpses arise in<br />Numbers unprecedented--<br />To off the living |
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Corpses arise in |
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{{quote|[[User:So We Ate Them]]}} |
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Numbers unprecedented-- |
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To off the living |
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|So We Ate Them}} |
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{{reflist}} |
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[[Category:Haiku Wiki]] |
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[[Category:Zombie Apocalypse]] |
[[Category:Zombie Apocalypse]] |
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[[Category:Haiku]] |
[[Category:Haiku]] |
Latest revision as of 05:58, 1 September 2014
--Saltyavocado
-- DJ Marred
-The above by Tiscooler