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Zombie standing there
Keep looking awesome *pause, turn*
Ignore tag team

Just keep on walking
Give a mighty roar *roar loud*
Bash some mooks out *bash*

Make the tag team scared
Eat some mook brains *with a fork*
Keep looking awesome

Get shot by tag team
Cue Body Horror *blood flies*
Head asplode, fall dead

--Saltyavocado

All they want to do
Is eat your sweet, yummy brains.
NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM.

—Alliterator

Brains brains brains brAIns BRAINS
BRaiNS BrAiNs BRaiNs brains BrainS bRAINs brains
Brains brains brains brains yum.

—John Z

You can defeat them
By removing the head- or
Destroying the brain.

—-

Round up your friends and
Stock up on ammo because
Corpses are hungry.

—Planet-man

When one person dies
Another stands in their place
Their reek boils my blood

-- DJ Marred

Surrounded by ghouls
We cling to our guns and wait.
Max Brooks will save us.

—Rowsdower Saves Us

Risen from their graves,
They wish to consume our flesh.
Classic horror plot.

—The Hero Hartmut

Oh, my god, I
Think I have a zombie bite.
BRAINS NOM NOM NOM NOM

—DF Mod Master

In the safety room,
We're all alone, in silence,
Loading our weapons.

We left the safe room,
The hordes surrounded our group,
Our island of pain.

On the ground I wait,
Hoping you'll come back for me.
The odds are quite slim.

-The above by Tiscooler

Once wrote a paper,
'Bout Zombie Apocalypse,
And I got an 'A'.

—buri-chan

Corpses arise in
Numbers unprecedented--
To off the living

—So We Ate Them

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 {{trope}}
+{{haiku|
-Zombie standing there<br />Keep looking awesome *pause, turn*<br />Ignore tag team<br />
+Zombie standing there
+Keep looking awesome *pause, turn*<br />Ignore tag team
+}}
-Just keep on walking<br />Give a mighty roar *roar loud*<br />Bash some mooks out *bash*<br />
+{{haiku|
-Make the tag team scared<br />Eat some mook brains *with a fork*<br />Keep looking awesome<br />
+Just keep on walking
+Give a mighty roar *roar loud*<br />Bash some mooks out *bash*
+}}
-Get shot by tag team<br />Cue [[Body Horror]] *blood flies*<br />Head asplode, fall dead<br />
---[[User:Saltyavocado]]
+{{haiku|
+Make the tag team scared
+Eat some mook brains *with a fork*<br />Keep looking awesome
+}}
-All they want to do<br />Is eat your sweet, yummy brains.<br />NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM.<br />-- [[User:Alliterator]]
+{{haiku|
-Brains brains brains brAIns BRAINS<br />BRaiNS BrAiNs BRaiNs brains BrainS bRAINs '''brains'''<br />Brains brains brains brains yum.<br />-- [[User:John Z]]
+Get shot by tag team
+Cue [[Body Horror]] *blood flies*<br />Head asplode, fall dead
+}}
-You can defeat them<br />By removing the head- or<br />Destroying the brain.<br />--
+--Saltyavocado
-Round up your friends and<br />Stock up on ammo because<br />Corpses are hungry.<br />-- [[User:Planet-man]]
+{{haiku|
-When one person dies<br />Another stands in their place<br />Their reek boils my blood
+All they want to do
--- [[User:DJ Marred]]
+Is eat your sweet, yummy brains.
+NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM.
+|Alliterator}}
+{{haiku|
-Surrounded by ghouls<br />We cling to our guns and wait.<br />Max Brooks will save us.<br />--[[User:Rowsdower Saves Us]]
+Brains brains brains brAIns BRAINS
+BRaiNS BrAiNs BRaiNs brains BrainS bRAINs '''brains'''
+Brains brains brains brains yum.
+|John Z}}
+{{haiku|
-Risen from their graves,<br />They wish to consume our flesh.<br />Classic horror plot.
+You can defeat them
-{{quote|--[[User:The Hero Hartmut]]}}
+By removing the head- or
+Destroying the brain.
+|-}}
+{{haiku|
-Oh, my god, I<br />Think I have a zombie bite.<br />BRAINS NOM NOM NOM NOM<br />-- [[User:DF Mod Master]]
+Round up your friends and
+Stock up on ammo because
+Corpses are hungry.
+|Planet-man}}
+{{haiku|
-In the safety room,<br />We're all alone, in silence,<br />Loading our weapons.
+When one person dies
+Another stands in their place
+Their reek boils my blood
+}}
+-- DJ Marred
+{{haiku|
-We left the safe room,<br />The hordes surrounded our group,<br />Our island of pain.
+Surrounded by ghouls
+We cling to our guns and wait.
+Max Brooks will save us.
+|Rowsdower Saves Us}}
+{{haiku|
-On the ground I wait,<br />Hoping you'll come back for me.<br />The odds are quite slim.
+Risen from their graves,
+They wish to consume our flesh.
+Classic horror plot.
+|The Hero Hartmut}}
+{{haiku|
+Oh, my god, I
+Think I have a zombie bite.
+BRAINS NOM NOM NOM NOM
+|DF Mod Master}}
+{{haiku|
+In the safety room,
+We're all alone, in silence,
+Loading our weapons.
+}}
+{{haiku|
+We left the safe room,
+The hordes surrounded our group,
+Our island of pain.
+}}
+{{haiku|
+On the ground I wait,
+Hoping you'll come back for me.
+The odds are quite slim.
+}}
 -The above by Tiscooler
+{{haiku|
-Once wrote a paper,<br />'Bout Zombie Apocalypse,<br />And I got an 'A'.
+Once wrote a paper,
-{{quote|-- buri-chan}}
+'Bout Zombie Apocalypse,
+And I got an 'A'.
+|buri-chan}}
+{{haiku|
-Corpses arise in<br />Numbers unprecedented--<br />To off the living
+Corpses arise in
-{{quote|[[User:So We Ate Them]]}}
+Numbers unprecedented--
+To off the living
+|So We Ate Them}}
 {{reflist}}
-[[Category:Haiku Wiki]]
 [[Category:Zombie Apocalypse]]
 [[Category:Haiku]]