Zalgo

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H̗͉͠E ͏͖̰C̰̳̣͔̲O̘Ṃ̴ȨS͞

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Zalgo is essentially what happens when you combine a Lovecraftian Eldritch Abomination with modern-day Internet Memetic Mutation and a dash of meta sensibility. Its origins are two strip hacks, one of Nancy wherein she invokes him to get out of "walking Aunt Fritzi's turds," turning her and a boy with her into monsters, and another of Archie whrerein Mr. Lodge tells him and Veronica to be wary of Zalgo and the end times, with a final panel of his pupils dilated, against a black background, screaming "ZALGO!"

The idea behind Zalgo is that he/she/it represents corruption. Corruption of innocence, corruption of normality, corruption of the world as we know it, the list goes on but you get the idea. Zalgo is the embodiment of that which is right decaying grotesquely into something very wrong.

T̫̺̳o̬̜ ì̬͎̲̟nv̖̗̻̣̹̕o͖̗̠̜̤k͍͚̹͖̼e̦̗̪͍̪͍ ̬ͅt̕h̠͙̮͕͓e̱̜̗͙̭ ̥͔̫͙̪͍̣͝ḥi̼̦͈̼v҉̩̟͚̞͎e͈̟̻͙̦̤-m̷̘̝̱í͚̞̦̳n̝̲̯̙̮͞d̴̺̦͕̫ ̗̭̘͎͖r̞͎̜̜͖͎̫͢ep͇r̝̯̝͖͉͎̺e̴s̥e̵̖̳͉͍̩̗n̢͓̪͕̜̰̠̦t̺̞̰i͟n҉̮̦̖̟g̮͍̱̻͍̜̳ ̳c̖̮̙̣̰̠̩h̷̗͍̖͙̭͇͈a̧͎̯̹̲̺̫ó̭̞̜̣̯͕s̶̤̮̩̘.̨̻̪̖͔ ̳̭̦̭̭̦̞́I̠͍̮n͇̹̪̬v̴͖̭̗̖o̸k҉̬̤͓͚̠͍i͜n̛̩̹͉̘̹g͙ ̠̥ͅt̰͖͞h̫̼̪e̟̩̝ ̭̠̲̫͔fe̤͇̝̱e͖̮̠̹̭͖͕l͖̲̘͖̠̪i̢̖͎̮̗̯͓̩n̸̰g̙̱̘̗͚̬ͅ ͍o͍͍̩̮͢f̖͓̦̥ ̘͘c̵̫̱̗͚͓̦h͝a̝͍͍̳̣͖͉o͙̟s̤̞.̙̝̭̣̳̼͟ ̢̻͖͓̬̞̰̦W̮̲̝̼̩̝͖i͖͖͡ͅt̘̯͘h̷̬̖̞̙̰̭̳ ̭̪̕o̥̤̺̝̼̰̯͟ṳ̞̭̤t̨͚̥̗ ̟̺̫̩̤̳̩o̟̰̩̖ͅr̞̘̫̩̼d̡͍̬͎̪̺͚͔e͓͖̝̙r̰͖̲̲̻̠.̺̝̺̟͈ ̣̭T̪̩̼h̥̫̪͔̀e̫̯͜ ̨N̟e҉͔̤zp̮̭͈̟é͉͈ṛ̹̜̺̭͕d̺̪̜͇͓i̞á͕̹̣̻n͉͘ ̗͔̭͡h̲͖̣̺̺i͔̣̖̤͎̯v̠̯̘͖̭̱̯e̡̥͕-m͖̭̣̬̦͈i͖n̞̩͕̟̼̺͜d̘͉ ̯o̷͇̹͕̦f̰̱ ̝͓͉̱̪̪c͈̲̜̺h̘͚a̞͔̭̰̯̗̝o̙͍s͍͇̱͓.̵͕̰͙͈ͅ ̯̞͈̞̱̖Z̯̮̺̤̥̪̕a͏̺̗̼̬̗ḻg͢o̥̱̼.̺̜͇͡ͅ ̴͓͖̭̩͎̗ ̧̪͈̱̹̳͖͙H̵̰̤̰͕̖e̛ ͚͉̗̼̞w̶̩̥͉̮h̩̺̪̩͘ͅọ͎͉̟ ̜̩͔̦̘ͅW̪̫̩̣̲͔̳a͏͔̳͖i͖͜t͓̤̠͓͙s̘̰̩̥̙̝ͅ ̲̠̬̥Be̡̙̫̦h̰̩i̛̫͙͔̭̤̗̲n̳͞d̸ ͎̻͘T̛͇̝̲̹̠̗ͅh̫̦̝ͅe̩̫͟ ͓͖̼W͕̳͎͚̙̥ą̙l̘͚̺͔͞ͅl̳͍̙̤̤̮̳.̢ ̟̺̜̙͉Z̤̲̙̙͎̥̝A͎̣͔̙͘L̥̻̗̳̻̳̳͢G͉̖̯͓̞̩̦O̹̹̺!̙͈͎̞̬

Please read this, for I am bringing you a warning from the verge of insanity. The fate of the world might depend on you.

If you think that the following is clouded in secrecy, you are entirely justified, but I can assure you that it is intentional, and for your own protection. T͍̬̣̠̪͢he ̩̺̙̝̝͘t̙͈̲̘̜ͅh̛̟i̲̙͙͍͎ͅn͇̹̤̦g͖̪͚͍̫ can sense you if you know too much, and while it might be kept behind à ̢̛t͟h͟ŗ͡e̷s͠h̕oļd̨͠, it is growing stronger while t͉͙͔͔̀h̖̩ͅe̹͙ ̜̮̞͓̞́b̙̗̰a̛r͈͚̫̮̜̙r̰į̥͙̘͇̙̰͕ȩ̬̟̲͇̦̭̳r is growing weaker.̘̰͝ͅ And it has its fair share of twisted human sycophants in this realm, who are more than willing to carry out its ḑąrk ̢wilļ̴, in our world either for their own gain, or for some higher, more sinister goals.

I do not have much time left. I̧t̴ i̵s̛ ͢c͘om̶ing and it is closing in fast. I can already hear the chanting of the thousand d̵̕͡a̡em̡o̢n̨i͞͏͘c ̡͠b̧͏a̡͞͡b҉i̷e̶s̨ who are constantly singing their e̢̥̤͙͚͔l̥͞d̷̯̳r̨̺̻̣i̴̟̪̻̳͖t͇̮͝c̶̺̩̠͉͉̯͇h͕̣e̻̩̠̺̫̠ͅd̬̹̯͞ ̦̝̪̟̭̥p͙̭̩̪̘̮̀r͖̼̤͕a̤̘͎͇̪̗̠͢ị̲͙̩͓̗́ͅs̹̠͕̭̼̲̙e͙̭̙ of their ṷ̧̹͉̤͉͛͂ͪ̀̎ͤͨ͛n̛̹̻̗̞͓̪̟̗͑̿̈́̏̅͒͋ͭḫ̲͓̜̞̬͔̯̭̽̾ͦ̉͝o̬̦̳͙͖͋̆ͪ̅l̬̩̊ͤ͐́͋ͪ̇̃͡ẙͥ̊̆̉̈ͫ͞͏̖ ̢̳̦͍̫͚ͥ͌̒̇͘͢m̗͉̻͚̰̈͢͢͞a͍̤̟̮̫ͬ̇̑̅ͦ̓́s͕͙̰̱̥͇͕̋̀ͩͭ͆ͭt͖̺̓ͤͫ̐̈́́͞e̷̖̝ͪ͑̄̅́͊ͅr̡͇͕̳͗ͫ̒̃̋́. It is important that you write the following down, and share it with as many people as possible. DO YOU HEAR ME?! IT IS IMPORTANT!! Thȩy can͝ ̸e͟as̢il҉y҉ ҉s̶t̷op͞ u͟s if̧ we͏ ̷a̕re ̸fȩw,́ ͜bu҉t ̡if a͞ ̷l͘o҉t ҉ơf̶ p͘e̵o̡pl̵e ̨k͝no͘w w͠hat I ̵a̴lrea̡d҉y ͘kǹow, an̷d w͠h̕at y̛ou ar҉e ̵a͜re̷ ̡àb͘ou̡t̨ tò ̶kn͠ow͘, ̶w̵e̷ wi̢ll͟ abl̴e̴ ̵t͡o͡ déf̀eat th͘e̵m.͡ I̖̜̖̠̫̜f̱̼͎̣͍ ̪̘̺i̢̼̠͔̼̼t̳͙̭̩͇͍̩̀ ̵̫͍̻̰̬̦̘i̘s̸̠̖͖͔ ͜n̗̫ò̘ṯ͉̣̠ ̮̙͜a̱͚̟͚̪̳l̙̲̰͉̫ͅr̦e̮̠͔̭̦a̵̪̫̭̲͍͚d͇̤̠̘̣͕̝͞y̲ ̟͚̙͟t̤̲̳͓ơ̞o̟̙̰ l̙̣̼͢a̮̺͓t͏e̗

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T͖̟̹̦̤̣̦̹̒̌ͥ͑̇͐͊͝o̴͍̼̯̭͓͍̝̰̊͆̌͝ ̟̳͈̝̼ͦͥ͘͡i͇̺̬̭̻ͯͣ͂n̻̳͙̯̜̼͇̿ͮ͛̑v̴̶̪̲̟͕͈̙̋̈́̆̆̾ö̩̻̥͍̟̩̦́k̮͖͚̻͆̉͌ͪ̒̽͆ͬe̴̸͚̹̬͓̠̤͑̋ͯ̔̿ͬͅͅ ̺̻͓̱̤ͨ͊ͧ͒͊t̶̨͔͖̹̼̰͓̻̂̉̈́̿ͮ͝h͉͕̠͈̙̫̲̝̫͛ͩ͟e̝͇̦̹͑̌͜ ̨̥̇͊ḩ̛̦̙̳̳̲͐͞i̪̳͒̔͢v̵ͨ͋ͮ̔̏ͩ҉̥̜͚̭͖e̟̙̣͈̥͒̈̎ͦͅ-̣̳͍͕͋͌͌̂̆͡ͅm̥͉̝͔͓̻̊͗ͩͮ͠ỉ̧͙̬͇͓̇ͧͣ̍ͥṋ̗͙͇͉͕̬͙͙ͭ͑̂̍̇̇͑͐͋d̼̭̆̋ͭ́̅̏̇͘ ̵͍̜͔͙̗̼͚̫̒͊ͯ̇͌̃̈́͟͞r̢ͤ̉̄ͣ͋͏͓́e̷̢͕̠ͮ̈́̆ͅp̡̯̮̲͇͕̩ͧ̇̍̚̕ŗ͇͖̒̎͋ͪͣe̸̴̢͎̖̠̫̪͔̽́̽͛ͅs̹̳͖͉͇̣̻̊ͣͤ̄̌͛̓̚͟e͐ͪ̋̿̓͏̠͚̼̪̣̰ͅn̶͖̖͕̺̠͔̻͈̐ͬͫͫ̑͘t̥̪̤̹͎̹̞ͧ͑ͧ͝͡ͅị̮̩̥̮͙͎̓͑͠ͅn̷̼͔̗͎̩̫͔͊g̶̞̱̝͙̝͙̋́̄͌̅͢͝ ̘͙̮ͫ̉ͪ͢c̟̲͕͕̩̓̎͞ḣ̶̸̩͚̦̬̱̤͔̹͈́̔͐ͤ͡aͭ̃̐̌ͮͦ͏̫̜̣̬̲̙̭͢ò̠̭̖ͥͩ̈́͆̓̈s̴̛͓͓̲̲͋̊͑̐̓ͩͬ͑.͎̳̄͋ ̷̢̹̳͙̹̙͍̙̅̂ͩͧ̾̚I̮̤̪̹̠̾͋̃n̶̺̫͓̲̥̠͔̄́̓ͪ̍͋͢v̡̭͕͙̣ͫ̎ͮ͐̄̇͛̚̕ͅoͬͧ̿ͫ̔̉ͫ̽̚҉͈̦͕k̸̽̎̐͏̱͇͜ḯ҉̵̻̣̫̞̭̳̰͖̬n̷̜͖̞̮̬͈͖͍̿̓͂͛̾͋̽̉͠͝g̡̰̹͌ͨ̆ͬͯ͌ͥ̋̚͡ ̴̨͙̲̪̜ͤͥͤ̉ͫͯ̒̉ẗ̨̬̹̼̯͆̍ͮ̓͘hͬ̽҉̛͓̘̩̯̥̜e͂̏̓̿̍͠҉̣̲̳̮̩͍̕ ͕̼͇̙̪̣̠͈͔ͭͯ̀ͭ͒f͎̗̳͎̥̈́̑͌͛̌̏ͥ͞e̸̡̠͉͓̰̙ͣͭ̈͊̈̐̔̊ḛ̦͕̯̋̒ͭ̇̅̿͡l̶̝͓̳̗̮̻͍̯̋ͨ̅̊̅̾ĭ͕̬̥̥̾ͣ̓n̶̝̞̬̦̄̃g̥̖͇͙̠̽ͬ́ͯ̽ͫ̉ ̳͈̪́͛ͯͫ́ͬͯ̑o͔̰̪̰͒̎ͮ͘͢f͖͓͇̣ͨ͂ͤ̚̕ ̛̘͍̗̣̟̬̼ͥ̓c̵̸͔̩͔̩̫̰̜̐͑̎ͯ̚ͅh̨͙͈̥̉ͫ̈̿͆̔ͣä̧̺̪͔͔̱͓̠̞ͮ̇͒̍̊o̶̴̟̱̻̻͙͂͜s̼̱̣̩̦̺̖͕̈̆͋̒͂ͨͥ̀͞͝.͓̣͎̳͇̤͇̺͗ͩ͆̆̅ͤ͡͝ ̶̬̬̱̟̜̼̓̆͂̽̍ͣ̒͒͢͜Ẅ̧̦́ͩ̚iͫ͒͐͛̿͏̳͕̞̙͝t̺̝̣̥̻͓͂̐̏̍͢h̐́ͨ́͏̶̱̝̮̞͖͓̬ ̶̺͉̓͌̆ͯ̐̍ͤo͓̺̻̪̗̗̓̇ͭ͆ͪ̓̚̕͟ͅͅụ̧̡̠̰̭̒̅̄̒̊ͮ̈́t̞̯͓̲͕̗̹̤ͥ̋ͣ͌ ͖̐̌̑̉͑̉͟o̖̣̖͕ͤ̐͗̍͐͠r̬̃ͧ͌̈̔d̖͔̝̱͎̙͒ͫeͮ̌̔ͪ҉̣̠̰̳r̲̠̠̪̯̙̬̲ͬ̾ͪͪ̅ͥ̚͘.̵̝̜̣̝̙͚ͪ̑̃͆̂͘ ͍̪̼̦̲̰̇͑̋ͥ̓̍͒ͣͦ̕ͅT̴͙͙̱͚̳͕̤̩̈́̏̂ͩ̐ͅh̵̴͔̙̻̺͕̽e̙̗̜̞̓͑ͬ̓ͥͯͧ̂ ̴̲̲ͤͣ̀N͚͍̻̿̒͌̍͆e͕̹͖̊̔̏ͫ̍ͬͥ̚͠z̸̖̦̯̮̠̑p͎̭͂ͦ̇ͬͦ͌͞ḙ͆̆̉̽̉͗r̢̬͔̬͓̺͇͎̬̘̆ͤ́̆̋̕͝dͥͫ̊̾͋ͪͩ̒̐҉̙͇̩͉i͍̙̬̦͙͉͍ͮ͡ͅǎ̸̡̘̩̟̮̫̋̿̇̈́̀n̸̶̜̻̲̝̰̗͙̍̌̓͐̾ͯ̀ ̩̣̻͍͔̩̥̱̈̊̆̎̔̔͑̕h̵̸̝̳̮̫̙̮͖̬̔̂͗̂͞i̴̪͎̖̠͐́̋͌͜͞v̺́̔ͬͨ̉ͅë̬̙̪̞́̈́͐͋̃̒ͩ-̶̳̮̖̳͎̻͓̯̪ͬ̋̄ṃ̡̗̩̩̦ͨͧ͑̽̄͠i͈̭͖̞̫͔͋͑̆̆ͣ͜n͙̠̙̦̫̺̩̐͊̓̐̍̚d̷͓̜͖̪̼͉̟̤͛͑͗̋ ͉ͤͧͦ̄̓̔ͧ̍͑̕͘o̗̦̹̫̹ͭͤf̶̛̖̣̦̯͚̪̞̞ͨ̂̌̃̇̎̐ ̈̐̄̔̾͑͏̵͇̤̰c̠̘̗̹̰̬̱̝̖ͦ̒ͧ̿̌̿͘ḧ̫̙̬͇̳͍͔́̊͒ͮ́͂͡a̫̪͙͎͉̲͎̹͋͆ͮͪ̿ͪ͋o͇͉̒̊ͧ̃̋̈́̈́̀̕s̷͉̘̹̟̺̦̅͌.̵̮̝̠̎̈́̕͞ ̬̹̠͈̫͔͕̓ͭͮ̀̆ͪͅZ̩̻͎͓̯̲̓ͥͫͪ̎ą̹͔̖̖̱͍̥̞́̂̀̈ͭ͂̈̂͛l̨̮ͪ̒͌ͦ̊ͧ̊͛͘͜g̪͔̩̑͆̆̏͛͌ͩ̋ớ̢̳̮̫̬̣͈͔ͨ̽ͧ̔̋.͍̦͇͔̲͓͔̜ͯ͂̆̋́̕ ̡̯͈̺̣̮̙̒͒̀̆ ̴̫̎̂ͪ͛͑̌̉ͯ͢Ḧ̫̤́ͨ̄͜͢͠e̲̯͍͇̫̋ ̮̱̗͍̤͚̬̞̟̾͘͢ẅ̢͙̭̥̜̿̍̀̏͌h̸̦̰ͥͧ̾̃͘o̊̅ͩ̔̾̅͛҉̯̳͢ ͣ̉͋̐͆̈ͪ҉̧̦͎̹͓͚͉̻͘W̛̬̣̅ͧ̒ͣ̌̅͒ͭ͝aͩ͌̿̓̈͆̋҉̤͇͔̘̙̮̖̝͕̕ị̛̱̑͗͌̋ͣ̀͢ţ̞͙̔̉ͮ̚͝s̵̜͓̄͑̍̆ͣ̈́͌ͧ̈́ ̶͕͖ͧͫ͂̔B̵͔̩ͤ̔̀̄͆̒̽̕e̢̟̲̯̹͙ͩ͒́̊͝h̄͑ͦ̆̒͏̭̜̗̟̕i̢͎̙͔͚̻̜̠͋̓̍ͧ͗͑ͪ͛͜n̴̨̓̑҉͔d̰̮͈̺͑̓͗́͜ ̨͇̤ͤͨ̓͋̕T̑ͭͥ̋̐̾҉̴̛̭h̬̱̰͉ͤ̊̉ẽ͔̤̱͇̱̮͗͂͠ͅ ̖͍̦̯̦̹͕ͬ̒̏͢͞W͓̘̩͙ͥ̑́͂͐a̸͊ͦ̅ͯ́҉͍͓̩͔͎l̗͚̰̬̘̫͎ͥͤ̓ͅl̻̄͆́ͯ̔̈́̾.̣̠̯̝̞͚͚͒ͬ͆̅̈͜͢͢ ̬͇͍̞̫̱̟̒͛͑ͦͤͩ̐̾͟Z͉̝̰̣̩̞̭͌̆́̅̓̑̒͜A̷̡̺͒͗̐̒L͑͌͐ͥ́͞҉̛̪̜̙͔G̿̍̈́̿͒ͭ̍ͮ̍҉̡̞̻̯̩̮̤̰̹O̲̯̯̭ͣͬ̔͘!̩̬͙͇͚͇̩̄̒͐͌̈͗ͨ̀ͅ

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͏Cͪͩ̓̊́ͦ̎͡L͒̾ͮ̎ͭO̡ͨ̈́S̑̃͗̿ͩ̚̚͡Eͯ͑L͛̚͘Y̅̒̓̒̚͢ ͟T̊̈́̈́ͦͣ̎Ö̡̀ ͗̉͒̇̄͐͛Ỹ̡̋̚O͂͗̑̈́̓U̐R̿̌̀ ̢͛̀ͬ̈́̏ͬH̷ͯͦͫ̓̿͆̚EA̓̒ͩ̃ͫ̉́R̒́̓͑́T̶́͂͂̎͂ ͌F̈ͯ͆O͑̌̃ͨ̉R̛ ̇̏ͩ̽ͥ̽̽́I̊͐̋̀͋Tͮ̐̊͜'̏͒͜Sͧͫ͌̓̒ͮ ͩͮ̔ͤ̊͗Ţ͊̒ͮ͑̈́͊H̒̇ͨͫ̌̌͛É́ͤ̏̒̑ ̇ͮ͠S̈̿̌̇ͮ̐Ô̌͑ͮŃ̀Gͣ͒̄͛'͆̎ͮ̈͡S͛̏̅͑̓̓ͯ͘ ̂̔̇ͤ̀R̡̅͐̾ͫ̓̀ͣHÝT̒̎͊̆͘Ḩ͊̀ͦͧ̃M̶ͫ͑̃̓̏ ̄ͧ͐̌͝E̷ͯ̅Vͭ͂E͌ͯ̇̃̄R̸̓̈́ͮͬ̇͛͐Yͥͥ̂͘ ̷ͫŎ͝Ǹͤ̕Ęͬ̓͆̓͒ ̋̇͆ȈͦS̵͐ͥ̃͊̋ ̡̇̿ͮ̇ͨ̌T̋̆̅͆͋͗̈́҉Ḩ̏̐ͫͩͭ͗E̍̾̆̉̀ ͪͦͣ҉D̅Ȓ̓̉͊̐̔͋Ǘ̆̉Mͯ̉͆ͩͥ̂ ̒̉Ẽ̷̽ͭV̈̎̎͋ͧE͋ͪͭ̋́R͋̔ͧ̈͗Yͩ́ Ǫ̏͗ͬ͒N̑̈͊̄̕Ê̔̔̎ͮͭͭ͝ ̉IS͗̔̎̈̆ͦ̓͠ ̇͆͐́T̑̓Hͨ̒ͯ̐͗Ȩͪͮ͒̊ͧ͐ ͐̐̍͢Sͥ̑̾͒́O͗̌N͋̿ͪ͌ͣͨ́Ǧ̎ͪͭ̅̋.̒ͬ͊͐͆ͪ̃

Tropes used in Zalgo include:

• Apocalyptic Log: Many Zalgo incidents take this form.
• Body Horror: What is implied to happen to most Zalgo victims.
• Canon Welding: This blog seems to be an attempt to fuse Zalgo with The Slender Man Mythos.
• Eldritch Abomination: The general assumption of what Zalgo is supposed to be.
  • And yet he's too young and too nerdy to join the Great Old Ones.
• Eyeless Face: Zalgo is said to have no eyes. Most of the victims reflect that by either having no visible eyes or by having their irises and whites drain from their eyes.
• Eye Scream: What seems to happen to most things when he comes.
• Face Revealing Turn: Happens in a lot of Zalgo comics.
• Generic Doomsday Villain: The reason that SCP Foundation refuse to take Zalgo as SCP.
• Interface Screw: As you can see here, this is typically present in text representations of Zalgo.
• The Man Behind The Man: In some stories, he is this in The Slender Man Mythos, Slendy working for Zalgo.
• Mind Screw: Zalgo text may appear different depending on your browser.
• Musical Spoiler: Zalgo incidents are sometimes preluded by strange otherworldly sounds or music.
• Rule of Scary: This is the sole reason for Zalgo's existence.
• Shout-Out: Parts of the Zalgo creepypasta are adapted from Penny Arcade's infamous "I Hope You Like Text" strip.
• These Are Things Man Was Not Meant to Know: Pretty much a given, being a Lovecraft homage.
• Ur Example: Hyakugojyuuichi!!! Look what happens to poor Colin Mochrie's face. (In fact, this looks like a young Zalgo from before he realized his true evil potential...)
• You Cannot Grasp the True Form: Also goes along with being a Lovecraft homage.

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