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There is an attitude shown in some works that some art doesn't make a lot of sense and should be mocked as pretentious and elitist. It is spoken of ironically as 'True Art,' implying that it is neither true nor art.
 
This <fontspan colorstyle="color:"ff0000";"><s>minotaur</s></fontspan> <fontspan colorstyle="color:"0000ff";">trope</fontspan> is [[House of Leaves|not for you.]]
 
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Naturally, the characters doing the mocking are portrayed as Philistines by the artistic characters... if the artistic characters are allowed to say anything at all, that is. Philistines are not notably fair about such things.
 
[[File:WithastickandIhopeyouallburn.gif|Crowning Moment of Heartwarming|frameless|left]] True a<fontspan colorstyle="color:green;">rt is a tuna. True art i</fontspan><fontspan colorstyle="color:purple;">s a tuba. True art slept wi</fontspan>th your sister and is having her babies.<br/>
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[[Discworld|Buggrit. Millennium hand and shrimp]].
 
'''<fontspan colorstyle="color:green;">True Art Is</fontspan> <fontspan colorstyle="color:"ff0000";">Green</fontspan><fontspan colorstyle="color:green;">.</fontspan>'''
 
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Read the last sentence.
 
<fontspan sizestyle="4font-size:120%;">'''{{smallcaps|The walls of Jericho came TUMBLING DOWN. TUMBLINGGGGGGGGGGGG DOWNFORWARDS SPLATTERSPLAT UPON THE WEEEEEEEEMING WEEEEEEEMING. This bubblegum is not a machete, unless. Truthfully, no, this machete is not a bubblegum.}}'''</fontspan>
 
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9 messages in your inbox. They are not loaded. TRISTAN TIZARA LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVES!
 
The <fontspan colorstyle="color:red;">Hell</fontspan>? No, The <fontspan colorstyle="color:blue;">Heaven</fontspan>? THEY'RE <fontspan colorstyle="color:purple;">COMING</fontspan>. The <fontspan colorstyle="color:blue;">squirrels</fontspan>.
 
La trahison des images? Ceci n'est pas <fontspan colorstyle="color:yellow;">l'art</fontspan>.
 
<fontspan colorstyle="color:"0645ad";">Here, click this.</fontspan>
 
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