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Along the way, they meet with some other kids that eerily seem to [[Parental Abandonment|lack parental supervision]]. They also learn that Jimmy is a [[Disability Superpower|godlike entity around video games]]. Meanwhile, the concerned mother of the runaway kids hires a sleazy private detective named Putnam to track them down. This causes a rivalry between him and Sam, the father (Bridges) and Nick, the eldest brother (Slater) that are also trying to get to them.
Along the way, they meet with some other kids that eerily seem to [[Parental Abandonment|lack parental supervision]]. They also learn that Jimmy is a [[Disability Superpower|godlike entity around video games]]. Meanwhile, the concerned mother of the runaway kids hires a sleazy private detective named Putnam to track them down. This causes a rivalry between him and Sam, the father (Bridges) and Nick, the eldest brother (Slater) that are also trying to get to them.


But none of this is what the movie is well-known for. The film is a fairly blatant [[Merchandise Driven]] affair, made to sell Nintendo products and the Universal Studios tour. In fact, <s>much of</s> the film's <s>initial</s> appeal was that it had a sneak peek of ''[[Super Mario Bros 3 (Video Game)|Super Mario Bros 3]]'' (for North America; it had been available in Japan for more than a year).
But none of this is what the movie is well-known for. The film is a fairly blatant [[Merchandise-Driven]] affair, made to sell Nintendo products and the Universal Studios tour. In fact, <s>much of</s> the film's <s>initial</s> appeal was that it had a sneak peek of ''[[Super Mario Bros 3 (Video Game)|Super Mario Bros 3]]'' (for North America; it had been available in Japan for more than a year).


The film maintains a cult following within the video game culture based on its [[Snark Bait]] potential. Analyzing the film is a senior thesis of its own, but some of the major issues include the following:
The film maintains a cult following within the video game culture based on its [[Snark Bait]] potential. Analyzing the film is a senior thesis of its own, but some of the major issues include the following:
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Still, it's a fairly popular Sunday afternoon TV recycle amongst younger kids who aren't familiar with Nintendo's heyday. Or who don't know any better. Given the utter glee that we still put into referencing/mocking it more than two decades later, it was worth every dime Nintendo put into it.
Still, it's a fairly popular Sunday afternoon TV recycle amongst younger kids who aren't familiar with Nintendo's heyday. Or who don't know any better. Given the utter glee that we still put into referencing/mocking it more than two decades later, it was worth every dime Nintendo put into it.
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=== This film provides examples of: ===
* [[Abuse Is Okay When Its Female On Male]]: Haley's over-the-top reactions to Corey's harmless jokes.
* [[Abuse Is Okay When Its Female On Male]]: Haley's over-the-top reactions to Corey's harmless jokes.
* [[Adults Are Useless]]: Pretty much the whole driving point of the film is that every adult is either uncaring or evil.
* [[Adults Are Useless]]: Pretty much the whole driving point of the film is that every adult is either uncaring or evil.
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* [[Gamer Chick]]: A [[Trope Codifier]].
* [[Gamer Chick]]: A [[Trope Codifier]].
* [[Gretzky Has the Ball]]: Nearly every video game that's played for any length of time in this movie is depicted [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrIn8hklG-I incorrectly.]
* [[Gretzky Has the Ball]]: Nearly every video game that's played for any length of time in this movie is depicted [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrIn8hklG-I incorrectly.]
* [[Hey Its That Guy|Hey, It's That Girl!]]: Fans of indie rock tend to say this when they see [[Rilo Kiley]] frontwoman Jenny Lewis as a [[Gamer Chick]].
* [[Hey It's That Guy|Hey, It's That Girl!]]: Fans of indie rock tend to say this when they see [[Rilo Kiley]] frontwoman Jenny Lewis as a [[Gamer Chick]].
** On the male side of that, one of Lucas' friends near the end is Tobey Maguire, who eventually grew up to become ''[[Spider-Man (Film)|Spider-Man]]''.
** On the male side of that, one of Lucas' friends near the end is Tobey Maguire, who eventually grew up to become ''[[Spider-Man (Film)|Spider-Man]]''.
* [[Hufflepuff House]]: Mora Grissom, the other finalist in the final round with Jimmy and Lucas.
* [[Hufflepuff House]]: Mora Grissom, the other finalist in the final round with Jimmy and Lucas.
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* [[Large Ham]]: The Emcee.
* [[Large Ham]]: The Emcee.
{{quote| '''Emcee:''' Come up here, '''MY LITTLE BEAUTIES!'''}}
{{quote| '''Emcee:''' Come up here, '''MY LITTLE BEAUTIES!'''}}
* [[Merchandise Driven]]: It can give ''[[Mac and Me]]'' a run for its (sponsors') money.
* [[Merchandise-Driven]]: It can give ''[[Mac and Me]]'' a run for its (sponsors') money.
* [[Most Writers Are Adults]]: Most of the kids act more like middle-aged people than kids.
* [[Most Writers Are Adults]]: Most of the kids act more like middle-aged people than kids.
** Most of the middle-aged people act like kids. Does that balance it out?
** Most of the middle-aged people act like kids. Does that balance it out?
* [[Most Writers Are Male]]: Coupled with the above, some of the obligatory female companion's behavior seems unlikely for a girl of her age.
* [[Most Writers Are Male]]: Coupled with the above, some of the obligatory female companion's behavior seems unlikely for a girl of her age.
* [[Old Shame]]: Jenny Lewis considers her involvement with this movie to be one.
* [[Old Shame]]: Jenny Lewis considers her involvement with this movie to be one.
* [[Pac Man Fever]]: See main article text.
* [[Pac-Man Fever]]: See main article text.
* [[Pedo Hunt]]: [[Played for Laughs]] in the infamous "He touched my breast!" scene.
* [[Pedo Hunt]]: [[Played for Laughs]] in the infamous "He touched my breast!" scene.
* [[Product Placement]]
* [[Product Placement]]
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* [[Tournament Play]]: Oh, how many ways we can pick apart this sequence.
* [[Tournament Play]]: Oh, how many ways we can pick apart this sequence.
* [[Walking the Earth]]
* [[Walking the Earth]]
* [[What Do You Mean Its Not Awesome]]: Lucas and his Power Glove.
* [[What Do You Mean It's Not Awesome?]]: Lucas and his Power Glove.
** Upon seeing the kids escape in an elevator, Putnam inexplicably screams "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?"
** Upon seeing the kids escape in an elevator, Putnam inexplicably screams "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?"
** Then there's the incredibly elaborate, high-tech Video Armageddon stage, with [[Serious Business]] alarms, danger signs, big steel bunker panels, massive screens, and all the other shit that came with it... ''and Super Mario Bros. 3''.
** Then there's the incredibly elaborate, high-tech Video Armageddon stage, with [[Serious Business]] alarms, danger signs, big steel bunker panels, massive screens, and all the other shit that came with it... ''and Super Mario Bros. 3''.

Revision as of 13:31, 8 January 2014

I love the Power Glove(tm). It's so bad!
Lucas

For the homonym TV Series, see The Wizard.

The Wizard is a 1989 film starring Fred Savage, Jenny Lewis, Christian Slater, and Beau Bridges. It is about Jimmy, a young boy who suffers from a serious mental disorder reminiscent of Hollywood Autism after a traumatic incident. After being put in an institution, Corey (Savage), one of his older brothers, breaks him out. They decide to run away to California Cawwwifffohneeeyaaaa together, as Jimmy is for some reason fixated on the place.

Along the way, they meet with some other kids that eerily seem to lack parental supervision. They also learn that Jimmy is a godlike entity around video games. Meanwhile, the concerned mother of the runaway kids hires a sleazy private detective named Putnam to track them down. This causes a rivalry between him and Sam, the father (Bridges) and Nick, the eldest brother (Slater) that are also trying to get to them.

But none of this is what the movie is well-known for. The film is a fairly blatant Merchandise-Driven affair, made to sell Nintendo products and the Universal Studios tour. In fact, much of the film's initial appeal was that it had a sneak peek of Super Mario Bros 3 (for North America; it had been available in Japan for more than a year).

The film maintains a cult following within the video game culture based on its Snark Bait potential. Analyzing the film is a senior thesis of its own, but some of the major issues include the following:

  1. It's not a good sign when even Roger Ebert is able to notice the inaccuracies.
  2. Most (though not all) of the arcade machines are Playchoice 10 units, which were little more than NES games in an arcade cabinet. People still come across these units in stores today. It's unlikely that grown men gambled money on them, though. [1]
  3. Lucas and his infamous line, "I love the Power Glove. It's so bad". Anybody who has ever used one of those will tell you that there is no way you can utilize it with that level of skill. Not to mention that "bad" has taken on a different connotation with regards to the Power Glove.
  4. During the tournament, Jimmy inexplicably uncovers the World 1 Warp Zone Whistle in Super Mario Bros 3, one of the least intuitive shortcuts in any game, on his very first try. How is this kid supposed to figure out that you're supposed to fly over the top of the ceiling and then go into a door that you can't even see? And why would he even risk it, given that he's in a competition?

Still, it's a fairly popular Sunday afternoon TV recycle amongst younger kids who aren't familiar with Nintendo's heyday. Or who don't know any better. Given the utter glee that we still put into referencing/mocking it more than two decades later, it was worth every dime Nintendo put into it.

Tropes used in The Wizard (film) include:

 Emcee: Come up here, MY LITTLE BEAUTIES!

 "I love the Power Glove... it's so bad."

  • Tournament Play: Oh, how many ways we can pick apart this sequence.
  • Walking the Earth
  • What Do You Mean It's Not Awesome?: Lucas and his Power Glove.
    • Upon seeing the kids escape in an elevator, Putnam inexplicably screams "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?"
    • Then there's the incredibly elaborate, high-tech Video Armageddon stage, with Serious Business alarms, danger signs, big steel bunker panels, massive screens, and all the other shit that came with it... and Super Mario Bros. 3.
  1. This ain't pachinko.