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''The Villain'', AKA ''Cactus Jack'', is a 1979 comedy parodying western films in general. It stars [[Arnold Schwarzenegger]] as Handsome Stranger (that's literally his name), who is escorting Charming Jones (played by [[Ann Margret]]) so that she can claim money left by her father, Parody Jones. Avery Simpson ([[Jack Elam]]), the corrupt town boss forced to hand the money over, wants it back and so hires/conscripts an inept outlaw named Cactus Jack Slade ([[Kirk Douglas]]) into stealing it back. What [[Hilarity Ensues|then unfolds]] is literally a [[Wile E Coyote and The Road Runner (Animation)|live-action Roadrunner cartoon.]]
''The Villain'', AKA ''Cactus Jack'', is a 1979 comedy parodying western films in general. It stars [[Arnold Schwarzenegger]] as Handsome Stranger (that's literally his name), who is escorting Charming Jones (played by [[Ann Margret]]) so that she can claim money left by her father, Parody Jones. Avery Simpson ([[Jack Elam]]), the corrupt town boss forced to hand the money over, wants it back and so hires/conscripts an inept outlaw named Cactus Jack Slade ([[Kirk Douglas]]) into stealing it back. What [[Hilarity Ensues|then unfolds]] is literally a [[Wile E. Coyote and The Road Runner|live-action Roadrunner cartoon.]]


No relation whatsoever to the wrestler [[Mick Foley]].
No relation whatsoever to the wrestler [[Mick Foley]].
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=== This movie contains examples of: ===
=== This movie contains examples of: ===
* [[Aren't You Going to Ravish Me?|Aren't You Going To Ravish Me?]]: Charming is not subtle about what she wants.
* [[Aren't You Going to Ravish Me?]]: Charming is not subtle about what she wants.
* {{spoiler|[[The Bad Guy Wins]]:}} Or at least {{spoiler|thanks to the above trope, gets the girl in the end.}}
* {{spoiler|[[The Bad Guy Wins]]:}} Or at least {{spoiler|thanks to the above trope, gets the girl in the end.}}
* [[Bullet-Proof Fashion Plate]]: Handsome Stranger never gets dirty. Ever.
* [[Bullet-Proof Fashion Plate]]: Handsome Stranger never gets dirty. Ever.

Revision as of 18:09, 16 April 2014

The Villain, AKA Cactus Jack, is a 1979 comedy parodying western films in general. It stars Arnold Schwarzenegger as Handsome Stranger (that's literally his name), who is escorting Charming Jones (played by Ann Margret) so that she can claim money left by her father, Parody Jones. Avery Simpson (Jack Elam), the corrupt town boss forced to hand the money over, wants it back and so hires/conscripts an inept outlaw named Cactus Jack Slade (Kirk Douglas) into stealing it back. What then unfolds is literally a live-action Roadrunner cartoon.

No relation whatsoever to the wrestler Mick Foley.

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This movie contains examples of: