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* [[Actually a Doombot]]: Intelli-Ape [https://nonadventures.com/2007/01/13/gorillas-in-the-pissed/ captures] "Wonderella" to "draw attention to tropical deforestation", but "Wonderella" then explodes — "she" was only a "Custom Exploding Cyborg" that Wonderella bought on [[eBay]].
* [[Actually a Doombot]]: Intelli-Ape [https://nonadventures.com/2007/01/13/gorillas-in-the-pissed/ captures] "Wonderella" to "draw attention to tropical deforestation", but "Wonderella" then explodes — "she" was only a "Custom Exploding Cyborg" that Wonderella bought on [[eBay]].
* [[A Mind Is a Terrible Thing to Read]]: Intelli-Ape [http://nonadventures.com/2012/01/14/the-kong-and-short-of-it/ comes to this conclusion] after making the mistake of prying too deeply into [[Stepford Smiler|Wonderita's]] mind.
* [[A Mind Is a Terrible Thing to Read]]: Intelli-Ape [http://nonadventures.com/2012/01/14/the-kong-and-short-of-it/ comes to this conclusion] after making the mistake of prying too deeply into [[Stepford Smiler|Wonderita's]] mind.
* [[Amplifier Artifact]]: [https://nonadventures.com/2007/04/21/back-in-black/ 2007/04/21]: Dana claims that her new dress, which is [[Made of Evil|"weaved solely of evil incarnate"]], makes her "way stronger" and faster and able to "jump hella higher than ever", but she isn't shown using her powers while wearing it.
* [[Affectionate Parody]]: Of ''[[Dinosaur Comics]]'' [http://nonadventures.com/2007/03/31/goodness-gracious-cretaceous/ in this strip.] Features genuine Ryan North T-Rex dialogue!
* [[Affectionate Parody]]: Of ''[[Dinosaur Comics]]'' [http://nonadventures.com/2007/03/31/goodness-gracious-cretaceous/ in this strip.] Features genuine Ryan North T-Rex dialogue!
* [[Alter Ego Acting]]: Justin Pierce's Twitter feed is 100% in-character as Wonderella.
* [[Alter Ego Acting]]: Justin Pierce's Twitter feed is 100% in-character as Wonderella.
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* [[Blasphemous Boast]]: "God answers [http://nonadventures.com/2007/10/13/the-wrong-arm-of-the-law/ to ME!]"
* [[Blasphemous Boast]]: "God answers [http://nonadventures.com/2007/10/13/the-wrong-arm-of-the-law/ to ME!]"
* [[Blessed with Suck]]: [http://nonadventures.com/2009/01/31/animus-complex/ Animating touch.]
* [[Blessed with Suck]]: [http://nonadventures.com/2009/01/31/animus-complex/ Animating touch.]
* [[Blob Monster]]: [https://nonadventures.com/2007/04/21/back-in-black/ 2007/04/21]: To attend a fancy party (to which Petri and Queen Beetle are also going), Dana needs to buy a dress. The only one she feels she can afford is one that's deeply discounted because it "is weaved solely of evil incarnate". After she arrives at the fancy party, where Petri is wearing a very similar dress, their dresses merge to form a [[Blob Monster]] [[Made of Evil]].
* [[Bottle Fairy]]: Wonderella
* [[Bottle Fairy]]: Wonderella
* [[Breast Expansion]]: [http://nonadventures.com/2011/09/02/das-reboot/ Even if you shouldn't have breasts at all.]
* [[Breast Expansion]]: [http://nonadventures.com/2011/09/02/das-reboot/ Even if you shouldn't have breasts at all.]
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* [[Eldritch Abomination]]: [http://nonadventures.com/2007/02/03/victorian-secret/ Spirral.]
* [[Eldritch Abomination]]: [http://nonadventures.com/2007/02/03/victorian-secret/ Spirral.]
* [["Everybody Laughs" Ending]]: [http://nonadventures.com/2007/06/16/the-death-of-wonderella/ Parodied.]
* [["Everybody Laughs" Ending]]: [http://nonadventures.com/2007/06/16/the-death-of-wonderella/ Parodied.]
* [[Everything's Even Worse with Sharks]]: [https://nonadventures.com/2007/04/14/shark-and-shark-alike/ 2007/04/14]:
{{quote|'''Dr Shark:''' Once my mutagenic gas fills the streets, the entire city will be reduced to nothing more than ordinary SHARKS!
'''Wonderella:''' But why would you even do that? Sharks are ''horrible''! Cable says they kill millions of Americans ''every day''!}}
::Given that Dr Shark immediately agrees with her, this is apparently even true in their world.
* [[Evil Plan]]: [http://nonadventures.com/2007/11/03/the-lass-crusade/ Jesus Christ has one.]
* [[Evil Plan]]: [http://nonadventures.com/2007/11/03/the-lass-crusade/ Jesus Christ has one.]
* [[Eye Beams]]: [http://nonadventures.com/2010/09/11/lashes-to-ashes/ But just as an allergic reaction to shellfish.]
* [[Eye Beams]]: [http://nonadventures.com/2010/09/11/lashes-to-ashes/ But just as an allergic reaction to shellfish.]
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* [[Fan Girl]]: Hitlerella with regards to [http://nonadventures.com/2010/05/08/die-a-mothers-day/ Wonderella Sr.]
* [[Fan Girl]]: Hitlerella with regards to [http://nonadventures.com/2010/05/08/die-a-mothers-day/ Wonderella Sr.]
* [[Fantastic Voyage]]: [http://nonadventures.com/2007/12/15/tumor-has-it/]
* [[Fantastic Voyage]]: [http://nonadventures.com/2007/12/15/tumor-has-it/]
* [[Feather Fingers]]: Dr Shark, a "brilliant geneticist" cursed into the body of a shark by [[Mutagenic Goo]], holds things with his pectoral fins.
* [[Fetish]]: A few are brought up.
* [[Fetish]]: A few are brought up.
** [http://nonadventures.com/2011/07/30/beauty-and-the-beatdown/ Like why the Beast would easily find someone to love him.]
** [http://nonadventures.com/2011/07/30/beauty-and-the-beatdown/ Like why the Beast would easily find someone to love him.]
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* [[Humanity on Trial]]: [http://nonadventures.com/2009/03/07/mars-heeds-women/]
* [[Humanity on Trial]]: [http://nonadventures.com/2009/03/07/mars-heeds-women/]
* [[Hypochondria]]: The page image for the trope is [[Special:Permalink/1669117|currently]] Wonderella [https://nonadventures.com/2006/09/13/birdhouse-in-your-soul/ being sure she has bird flu] and calling [[Superman|Clark]] for help. Clark sounds pretty exasperated with her.
* [[Hypochondria]]: The page image for the trope is [[Special:Permalink/1669117|currently]] Wonderella [https://nonadventures.com/2006/09/13/birdhouse-in-your-soul/ being sure she has bird flu] and calling [[Superman|Clark]] for help. Clark sounds pretty exasperated with her.
* [[Hypocritical Humor]]: [https://nonadventures.com/2007/04/07/mostly-armless/ 2007/04/07]: Dana admonishes Rita about the importance of not exposing one's [[Secret Identity]], "[[Fantastic Racism|especially]] to [[X-Men|mutants]]", and, shortly afterwards, while in her civilian identity, boasts of being a superhero to a shop clerk who is apparantly a (non-superpowered) mutant.
* [[Idiosyncratic Episode Naming]]: Each strip is titled with a purposely terrible pun. "Daylight Savings CRIME", "Mostly ARMLESS", "Bad to the CLONE", etc.
* [[Idiosyncratic Episode Naming]]: Each strip is titled with a purposely terrible pun. "Daylight Savings CRIME", "Mostly ARMLESS", "Bad to the CLONE", etc.
* [[Ignore the Disability]]: [https://nonadventures.com/2007/04/07/mostly-armless/ 2007/04/07]: Dana, grocery shopping with Rita, realizes that the cashier is missing a hand and tries to ignore it. The cashier says that she was born that way, making it extra awkward that Dana had just been ranting that "[[X-Men|Mutants]]. [[Fantastic Racism|Are. Horrible.]]"
* [[I Love Nuclear Power]]: [http://nonadventures.com/2009/02/14/monster-mashup/ Parodied, subverted,] with one-third [[Genetic Engineering Is the New Nuke]].
* [[I Love Nuclear Power]]: [http://nonadventures.com/2009/02/14/monster-mashup/ Parodied, subverted,] with one-third [[Genetic Engineering Is the New Nuke]].
* [[Imagine Spot]]: [http://nonadventures.com/2008/05/10/ballooner-landing/]
* [[Imagine Spot]]: [http://nonadventures.com/2008/05/10/ballooner-landing/]
* [[I'm a Humanitarian]]: In a variation, after [https://nonadventures.com/2006/10/21/in-the-cold-kentucky-reign-of-blood/ staking some vampires], [[Heroic Comedic Sociopath|Wonderella]] takes their bones — i.e., presumably human bones — to make soup stock.
* [[I'm a Humanitarian]]: In a variation, after [https://nonadventures.com/2006/10/21/in-the-cold-kentucky-reign-of-blood/ staking some vampires], [[Heroic Comedic Sociopath|Wonderella]] takes their bones — i.e., presumably human bones — to make soup stock. According to the [[Alt Text]] for [https://nonadventures.com/2007/04/21/back-in-black/ 2007/04/21], Rita ate the "vampire soup" too.
* [[Incredibly Obvious Bomb]]: [http://nonadventures.com/2007/07/28/chicken-of-the-seamen/ Lampshaded in the alt text.] Then Wonderella [http://nonadventures.com/2007/12/29/baby-new-fear/ leaves one of her own.]
* [[Incredibly Obvious Bomb]]: [http://nonadventures.com/2007/07/28/chicken-of-the-seamen/ Lampshaded in the alt text.] Then Wonderella [http://nonadventures.com/2007/12/29/baby-new-fear/ leaves one of her own.]
* [[Ineffectual Sympathetic Villain]]: Jokerella, although many of the other villains have their moments.
* [[Ineffectual Sympathetic Villain]]: Jokerella, although many of the other villains have their moments.
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* [[Logic Bomb]]: Attempted [http://nonadventures.com/2011/02/19/the-daily-trouble/ here]. It doesn't work.
* [[Logic Bomb]]: Attempted [http://nonadventures.com/2011/02/19/the-daily-trouble/ here]. It doesn't work.
* [[LOLcats]]: [http://nonadventures.com/2007/08/04/how-much-is-that-indignity-in-the-window/]
* [[LOLcats]]: [http://nonadventures.com/2007/08/04/how-much-is-that-indignity-in-the-window/]
* [[Made of Evil]]: [https://nonadventures.com/2007/04/21/back-in-black/ 2007/04/21]: To attend a fancy party (to which Petri and Queen Beetle are also going), Dana needs to buy a dress. The only one she feels she can afford is one that's deeply discounted because it "is weaved solely of evil incarnate". (Isn't this trope about ''villains'', not objects? Yes…) Dana finds that the dress mitigates her [[A-Cup Angst]], she loves the fact that (unlike her usual jeans) wearing a dress lets her easily urinate while standing ([[Screw the Rules, I Have Supernatural Powers|...onto the side of a building, in broad daylight]]), and she claims that it [[Amplifier Artifact|boosts her powers]] — but then she arrives at the fancy party, where Petri is wearing a very similar dress, and their dresses merge to form a [[Blob Monster]] [[Made of Evil]].
* [[Magic Feather]]: [http://nonadventures.com/2009/04/04/a-broken-pumice/ "See this is why I don't do pep talks."]
* [[Magic Feather]]: [http://nonadventures.com/2009/04/04/a-broken-pumice/ "See this is why I don't do pep talks."]
* [[The Magic Touch]]: [http://nonadventures.com/2009/01/31/animus-complex/ On this page], Wonderella gains the power to give life to anything she touches.
* [[The Magic Touch]]: [http://nonadventures.com/2009/01/31/animus-complex/ On this page], Wonderella gains the power to give life to anything she touches.
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** [http://nonadventures.com/2008/04/05/spirral-marketing/ Notably] averted.
** [http://nonadventures.com/2008/04/05/spirral-marketing/ Notably] averted.
** Briefly played straight when she gets [http://nonadventures.com/2011/09/02/das-reboot/ relaunched].
** Briefly played straight when she gets [http://nonadventures.com/2011/09/02/das-reboot/ relaunched].
* [[Mutagenic Goo]]: [https://nonadventures.com/2007/04/14/shark-and-shark-alike/ 2007/04/14]: Accidentally spilling "embryonic shark matter" onto his hand turned Dr Tiberius [[Steven Ulysses Perhero|Shark]] into a shark (a [[Tailfin Walking]] [[Mad Scientist]] shark).
* [[Nerds Are Virgins]]: [http://nonadventures.com/2011/06/04/immaculate-reception/ "Sorry, I wasn't in the A/V club. I had sex instead."]
* [[Nerds Are Virgins]]: [http://nonadventures.com/2011/06/04/immaculate-reception/ "Sorry, I wasn't in the A/V club. I had sex instead."]
* [[Never the Selves Shall Meet]]: [http://nonadventures.com/2009/09/26/two-princess/ Parodied] like many, many other [[Time Travel]] tropes.
* [[Never the Selves Shall Meet]]: [http://nonadventures.com/2009/09/26/two-princess/ Parodied] like many, many other [[Time Travel]] tropes.
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* [[Orphaned Series]]: Justin Pierce's previous webcomic, ''Killroy And Tina'' (which he dropped largely in favor of working on Wonderella)
* [[Orphaned Series]]: Justin Pierce's previous webcomic, ''Killroy And Tina'' (which he dropped largely in favor of working on Wonderella)
* [[Paper-Thin Disguise]]: Wonderella never removes her tiara, and the collar of her shirt makes a "W" shape, exactly like her costume's.
* [[Paper-Thin Disguise]]: Wonderella never removes her tiara, and the collar of her shirt makes a "W" shape, exactly like her costume's.
* [[Parental Sexuality Squick]]: Dana's reaction to Dr Shark asking whether Titania is still single is [https://nonadventures.com/2007/04/14/shark-and-shark-alike/ "Oh ''ew''!"]
* [[Parodied Trope]]: About 90% of the strips.
* [[Parodied Trope]]: About 90% of the strips.
* [[The Parody]]
* [[The Parody]]
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* [[Refuge in Vulgarity]]
* [[Refuge in Vulgarity]]
* [[Retro Gaming]]: Wonderella [https://nonadventures.com/2007/01/20/show-us-your-wiiness/ goes to buy] a [[Wii]] because "everyone else wants" one, but she finds it too complex and prefers playing ''[[Bad Dudes]]'' on an [[Wikipedia:arcade machine|arcade machine]].
* [[Retro Gaming]]: Wonderella [https://nonadventures.com/2007/01/20/show-us-your-wiiness/ goes to buy] a [[Wii]] because "everyone else wants" one, but she finds it too complex and prefers playing ''[[Bad Dudes]]'' on an [[Wikipedia:arcade machine|arcade machine]].
* [[Rich Bitch]]: [https://nonadventures.com/2007/04/21/back-in-black/ "''Petri''."] — at least [[Slobs Versus Snobs|towards Dana]]. At a high-society party, for which Dana had to buy a dress, Petri ([[Hypocritical Humor|wearing an almost indistinguishable dress]]) faux-pityingly sneers at Dana for not having bought a more expensive dress.
* [[Rogues Gallery]]
* [[Rogues Gallery]]
* [[Runaway Bride]]: [http://nonadventures.com/2009/08/29/tying-the-not/ Here], even though she apparently already eloped with the guy.
* [[Runaway Bride]]: [http://nonadventures.com/2009/08/29/tying-the-not/ Here], even though she apparently already eloped with the guy.
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* [[Ruthless Modern Pirates]]
* [[Ruthless Modern Pirates]]
* [[Saving Christmas]]: [http://nonadventures.com/2006/12/23/jesus-christ-super-hero/ With Jesus.]
* [[Saving Christmas]]: [http://nonadventures.com/2006/12/23/jesus-christ-super-hero/ With Jesus.]
* [[Shark Man]]: [https://nonadventures.com/2007/04/14/shark-and-shark-alike/ 2007/04/14]: "Dr Tiberius [[Steven Ulysses Perhero|Shark]], a brilliant geneticist" searching for the [[Cure for Cancer]], was "instantly cursed to live in [a] half-man, half-shark body" when he "spilled [[Mutagenic Goo|embryonic shark matter]] onto [his] HAND!" Now he [[Tailfin Walking|stands on his tail fin]], [[Feather Fingers|holds things with his pectoral fins]], and is even more of a [[Mad Scientist]], turning the humans in the city [[Baleful Polymorph|into sharks]]. He was also Dana's biology teacher and he ends up serving as her [[The Smart Guy|Smart Guy]] despite being a villain (which is about equally thanks to his being a fairly unvillainous villain and to her being such an unheroic hero).
* [[Shooting Superman]]: Referenced [http://nonadventures.com/2010/10/09/two-gentlemen-of-piranha/ here].
* [[Shooting Superman]]: Referenced [http://nonadventures.com/2010/10/09/two-gentlemen-of-piranha/ here].
** And [http://nonadventures.com/2011/05/28/bullet-with-butterfly-stings/ here] is a whole strip [[Lampshading]] this trope. Also, [[It Got Worse|it gets worse]] when, after shooting failed, you try [[Throw-Away Guns|tossing the empty gun at her]]...
** And [http://nonadventures.com/2011/05/28/bullet-with-butterfly-stings/ here] is a whole strip [[Lampshading]] this trope. Also, [[It Got Worse|it gets worse]] when, after shooting failed, you try [[Throw-Away Guns|tossing the empty gun at her]]...
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* [[Skyward Scream]]: [http://nonadventures.com/2011/08/27/quakey-breakey-heart/ Really brings out] Wonderella's [[Skewed Priorities]]
* [[Skyward Scream]]: [http://nonadventures.com/2011/08/27/quakey-breakey-heart/ Really brings out] Wonderella's [[Skewed Priorities]]
* [[Slash Fic]]: [http://nonadventures.com/2008/06/07/what-would-doobie-doobie-do/ With Ronald McDonald]
* [[Slash Fic]]: [http://nonadventures.com/2008/06/07/what-would-doobie-doobie-do/ With Ronald McDonald]
* [[Slobs Versus Snobs]]: Dana [[We ARE Struggling Together!|versus]] [https://nonadventures.com/2007/04/21/back-in-black/ "''Petri''."]
** Petri has a stable, high-status civilian job (judge) and presents herself as [[The Cape (trope)|The Cape]] and "[https://nonadventures.com/2006/11/25/the-price-of-patriotism/ a symbol of] [[Captain Patriotic|America's freedom]]". Dana has no civilian job (her income seems to come from [[Celebrity Endorsement]] and [[Merchandise-Driven|merchandising]]) and is cheerfully [[The Ladette|laddish]] and irresponsible.
** [https://nonadventures.com/2007/04/21/back-in-black/ 2007/04/21]: At a fancy party, for which Dana had to buy a dress, Petri ([[Hypocritical Humor|wearing an almost indistinguishable dress]]) faux-pityingly [[Rich Bitch|sneers at Dana for not having bought a more expensive dress]].
* [[Smoke Out]]: Wonderella tries [https://nonadventures.com/2007/03/03/pale-to-the-queen/ after] she offends Queen Beetle in a bookshop, but she doesn't know what to do after throwing down a smoke bomb, so she just stands there in a cloud of smoke.
* [[Smoke Out]]: Wonderella tries [https://nonadventures.com/2007/03/03/pale-to-the-queen/ after] she offends Queen Beetle in a bookshop, but she doesn't know what to do after throwing down a smoke bomb, so she just stands there in a cloud of smoke.
{{quote|'''Wonderella:''' gotta learn part two of this.}}
{{quote|'''Wonderella:''' gotta learn part two of this.}}
* [[Snap Back]]
* [[Snap Back]]
* [[Space Whale Aesop]]: [https://nonadventures.com/2007/04/14/shark-and-shark-alike/ 2007/04/14]: "Dr Tiberius [[Steven Ulysses Perhero|Shark]], a brilliant geneticist", "didn't [...] abide by the federal stem cell restrictions", which resulted in a lab accident that turned him into a shark.
* [[Spanner in the Works]]: [http://nonadventures.com/2008/11/15/diamonds-are-whatever/]
* [[Spanner in the Works]]: [http://nonadventures.com/2008/11/15/diamonds-are-whatever/]
* [[Spoof Aesop]]: [http://nonadventures.com/2007/12/08/the-embroiled-tannenbaums/]
* [[Spoof Aesop]]: [http://nonadventures.com/2007/12/08/the-embroiled-tannenbaums/]
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* [[Stepford Smiler]]: Wonderita [http://nonadventures.com/2012/01/14/the-kong-and-short-of-it/ lays it down]. "Silly! Human ladies are ''always'' supposed to smile, even when we aren't happy at all! See?"
* [[Stepford Smiler]]: Wonderita [http://nonadventures.com/2012/01/14/the-kong-and-short-of-it/ lays it down]. "Silly! Human ladies are ''always'' supposed to smile, even when we aren't happy at all! See?"
** Also [http://nonadventures.com/2012/04/21/ship-of-the-iceberg/ name-dropped by Wonderella] during one of her typical ads - this one for "The Titanicker".
** Also [http://nonadventures.com/2012/04/21/ship-of-the-iceberg/ name-dropped by Wonderella] during one of her typical ads - this one for "The Titanicker".
* [[Steven Ulysses Perhero]]: [https://nonadventures.com/2007/04/14/shark-and-shark-alike/ 2007/04/14]: Dr Tiberius Shark "spilled [[Mutagenic Goo|embryonic shark matter]] onto [his] HAND" and accidentally turned himself into a [[Shark Man]].
* [[Stupid Jetpack Hitler]][[Arch Enemy|ella.]]
* [[Stupid Jetpack Hitler]][[Arch Enemy|ella.]]
* [[Superhero]]: Wonderella et al.
* [[Superhero]]: Wonderella et al.
* [[Superheroes Wear Capes]]
* [[Superheroes Wear Capes]]
* [[Super-Hero Origin]]: [http://nonadventures.com/2006/09/09/the-torment-of-a-thousand-yesterdays/ Wonderella's] is a parody/pastiche of [[Superman]]'s ''and'' Wonder Woman's.
* [[Super-Hero Origin]]: [http://nonadventures.com/2006/09/09/the-torment-of-a-thousand-yesterdays/ Wonderella's] is a parody/pastiche of [[Superman]]'s ''and'' Wonder Woman's.
* [[Super Registration Act]]: [https://nonadventures.com/2007/04/07/mostly-armless/ 2007/04/07]: [[X-Men|Certain superhero mutants]] "are registering their identity with the government" and Rita wonders whether she should too. Wonderella is strongly opposed to registration (and [[Fantastic Racism|to mutants]]). Registering doesn't seem to be mandatory.
* [[Synchronized Swarming]]: When Wonderella refuses to leave her television to defend her city from a "mutant moth attack", Penumbra's faeries [https://nonadventures.com/2006/12/16/fae-to-black/ assemble and "link arms"] to form a giant faerie warrior to fight the giant moth.
* [[Synchronized Swarming]]: When Wonderella refuses to leave her television to defend her city from a "mutant moth attack", Penumbra's faeries [https://nonadventures.com/2006/12/16/fae-to-black/ assemble and "link arms"] to form a giant faerie warrior to fight the giant moth.
* [[Tailfin Walking]]: Dr Shark, a "brilliant geneticist" cursed into the body of a shark by [[Mutagenic Goo]], stands and walks on his tail fin.
* [[Take That]]: At so many things.
* [[Take That]]: At so many things.
** [http://nonadventures.com/2007/10/27/an-american-werewolf-in-america/ Coors Light.]
** [http://nonadventures.com/2007/10/27/an-american-werewolf-in-america/ Coors Light.]

Latest revision as of 23:03, 9 April 2024

"I started out Wonderella to make an off-the-clock superhero who was an average woman instead of some 24/7 warrior... though somewhere along the line, 'average woman' became a cross between Elaine Benes and Zelda Fitzgerald."

Justin Pierce

The Non-Adventures of Wonderella is a parody web comic of the DC Comics character Wonder Woman, and many superhero tropes in general. It focuses mainly on the mundane parts of the life of Wonderella, a somewhat air-headed and lazy Valley Girl-ish superheroine who demonstrates little interest in being a hero... or, in fact, doing anything much outside of partying, getting completely wasted, violence, and shopping. She is super-strong, super-durable, and she can't fly but she can "totally jump hella high", and when tied up she can hork up a giant octopus, tell plants to die, or curl up in a perfect ball when traumatized. She also has a rarely used invisible blimp.

Better Than It Sounds, honest!

The Non-Adventures of Wonderella began on September 9th, 2006. It was formerly hosted on Webcomics Nation, and now has its own website. Wonderella seems to be on hiatus, with the most recent comic posted in August 2019.

Tropes used in The Non-Adventures of Wonderella include:

Like all good comic book scientists, Dr. Shark is willing to ignore massive swaths of his inexplicable universe.

"Just seems like there are risks in altering the past, ya know?"
"Risks like everything going exactly perfectly, maybe."

Wonderella: "...that's like the worst comeback ever uttered by the human mouth."

"Don't you hate when lazy sitcoms reuse old material in clip shows?"

Wonderella: "Apparently a lot of 'em are dead now."
Crowd: *GASP!*
Wonderella: Superhero dead, guys.
Crowd: "Ohhhhh."

"Generally speaking, most online comics get by with no editorial management, but in this case I made a couple of Greek jokes regarding Pompeii, a Roman city nowhere near Greece. I will leave the comic unchanged for the weekend as a shameful reminder to do better fact-checking, then replace it on Monday with a version that addresses my Carmen Sandiego dilemma."

Dr Shark: Once my mutagenic gas fills the streets, the entire city will be reduced to nothing more than ordinary SHARKS!
Wonderella: But why would you even do that? Sharks are horrible! Cable says they kill millions of Americans every day!

Given that Dr Shark immediately agrees with her, this is apparently even true in their world.

"Like all good comic book scientists, Doctor Shark is willing to ignore massive swaths of his own inexplicable universe."

"What does M.A.L.I.C.E. stand for?"
"It stands for evil, darling."

"You just pulled yourself a boner so big, you're all wet!"

Wonderella (to Hitlerella): You know who else did monologues all day? Hamlet.

Due to overwhelming reader response, I have added breasts to the space dinosaur cowboy.
This was not a statement I was expecting to make today (or ever), but your logic is irrefutable and I am not above admitting my own mistakes.

*POP* "Aw bitches!"

Wonderella: gotta learn part two of this.

Look, I just have this naming convention. If you wanna be my villain, you might as well have a name that rhymes.

Wonderella: Not gettin' paid by the word here