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* [[Bratty Teenage Daughter]]: Darian. However, she comes from an extremely troubled home so it's understandable (mostly). |
* [[Bratty Teenage Daughter]]: Darian. However, she comes from an extremely troubled home so it's understandable (mostly). |
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* [[Card-Carrying Villain]]: Milo |
* [[Card-Carrying Villain]]: Milo |
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{{quote|'''Joe:''' You're the bad guy. |
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'''Milo:''' I am the bad guy. }} |
'''Milo:''' I am the bad guy. }} |
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* [[Chekhov's Gun]]: The duo comes across a box of shotgun shells. Later, Jimmy uses one to help Joe, Darian and himself escape Marcone. |
* [[Chekhov's Gun]]: The duo comes across a box of shotgun shells. Later, Jimmy uses one to help Joe, Darian and himself escape Marcone. |
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* [[Cool and Unusual Punishment]] |
* [[Cool and Unusual Punishment]] |
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{{quote|'''Milo:''' Just once, I would like to hear you scream in pain. |
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'''Joe Hallenbeck:''' Play some rap music. }} |
'''Joe Hallenbeck:''' Play some rap music. }} |
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* [[Crapsack World]]: Taken almost to parodic heights. |
* [[Crapsack World]]: Taken almost to parodic heights. |
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* [[Helicopter Blender]] |
* [[Helicopter Blender]] |
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* [[If We Survive This]] |
* [[If We Survive This]] |
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{{quote|'''Joe Hallenbeck:''' "I swear to Christ that if I survive this fucking case I'm gonna dance a jig." {{spoiler|He does.}}}} |
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* [[Jerk with a Heart of Gold]]: Joe. However, it's buried pretty deep under a cover of sarcasm and self-loathing so it's nearly a [[Hidden Heart of Gold]] at certain points. |
* [[Jerk with a Heart of Gold]]: Joe. However, it's buried pretty deep under a cover of sarcasm and self-loathing so it's nearly a [[Hidden Heart of Gold]] at certain points. |
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* [[Like You Would Really Do It]]: Unintentional, retrospective aversion for modern viewers--yes, they really ''would'' kill off [[Halle Berry]]'s character after a couple of scenes, because when this film was made she was a no-name playing a bit part. |
* [[Like You Would Really Do It]]: Unintentional, retrospective aversion for modern viewers--yes, they really ''would'' kill off [[Halle Berry]]'s character after a couple of scenes, because when this film was made she was a no-name playing a bit part. |
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* [[Metaphor Is My Middle Name]] |
* [[Metaphor Is My Middle Name]] |
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* [[One-Hit Kill]] |
* [[One-Hit Kill]] |
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{{quote|"Told ya."}} |
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* [[Pre-Ass-Kicking One-Liner]] - quote on top of the page |
* [[Pre-Ass-Kicking One-Liner]] - quote on top of the page |
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** "Touch me again and I'll kill you." |
** "Touch me again and I'll kill you." |
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* [[Vitriolic Best Buds]]: Joe and Jimmy. |
* [[Vitriolic Best Buds]]: Joe and Jimmy. |
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* [[What Would X Do?]]: |
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{{quote|'''Jimmy:''' What would Joe do...''([[Beat]])'' He'd kill everyone, and then smoke some cigarettes.}} |
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* [[World of Snark]]: The WHOLE movie is flooding with [[Up to Eleven|this]]. |
* [[World of Snark]]: The WHOLE movie is flooding with [[Up to Eleven|this]]. |
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Revision as of 04:50, 8 August 2014
"This is the '90s. You don't just go around punching people. You have to say something cool first."
—Joe Hallenbeck
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The Last Boy Scout is a 1991 action film starring Bruce Willis as a former Secret Service agent, now working as a private detective, and Damon Wayans as a retired professional football player. The two join forces to solve the murder of Wayans' character’s girlfriend (played by the then-obscure Halle Berry). The entire film consists of often violent action scenes and an endless parade of one-liners. Classic example of better than it sounds.
Tropes
- Badass Boast: "You touch me again and I'll kill ya."
- Big Bad: Sheldon Marcone.
- Bond One-Liner - The final scene of the movie has the Damon Wayans and Bruce Willis discussing future use of Bond One-Liners.
- Bratty Teenage Daughter: Darian. However, she comes from an extremely troubled home so it's understandable (mostly).
- Card-Carrying Villain: Milo
Joe: You're the bad guy. |
- Chekhov's Gun: The duo comes across a box of shotgun shells. Later, Jimmy uses one to help Joe, Darian and himself escape Marcone.
- Cool and Unusual Punishment
Milo: Just once, I would like to hear you scream in pain. |
- Crapsack World: Taken almost to parodic heights.
- "Nobody likes you. Everybody hates you. You're gonna lose."
- Deadpan Snarker: Hallenbeck always win the snarking contest against other characters. See below.
- The Dragon: Milo.
- Drugs Are Bad: Manages to do this in a reasonably subtle way, contrasting Joe's zero tolerance with justifying Jimmy's addiction through his tragic backstory.
- Embarrassing Middle Name
- Eureka Moment: Overlaps with Oh Crap with Joe, as Jimmy hints that the supposed key he tossed into Marcone's fireplace is "the kind that Shred."
- Faux Affably Evil: Marcone and Milo. Both lose their niceness VERY quickly.
- Friend to All Children: Despite his drug problems and short temper, Jimmy is remarkably good with kids, if Darian is any indication because they quickly bond with each other after a little friction.
- Gorn: Brutal moments punctuated by humor. There is a scene where Bruce Willis punches a guy's NOSE through HIS BRAIN!!!! Also the infamous helicopter scene.
- Helicopter Blender
- If We Survive This
Joe Hallenbeck: "I swear to Christ that if I survive this fucking case I'm gonna dance a jig." He does. |
- Jerk with a Heart of Gold: Joe. However, it's buried pretty deep under a cover of sarcasm and self-loathing so it's nearly a Hidden Heart of Gold at certain points.
- Like You Would Really Do It: Unintentional, retrospective aversion for modern viewers--yes, they really would kill off Halle Berry's character after a couple of scenes, because when this film was made she was a no-name playing a bit part.
- Little Miss Badass: Darian Hallenbeck.
- Love Hurts: "I wish the sky wasn't blue. I wish that water wasn't wet. And I wish I didn't still love my wife."
- Metaphor Is My Middle Name
- One-Hit Kill
"Told ya." |
- Pre-Ass-Kicking One-Liner - quote on top of the page
- "Touch me again and I'll kill you."
- Private Detective: Joe Hallenbeck.
- Punctuated Pounding
- "I told ya [BIFF!] if you touch me again [BAM!] I'll KILL YA! [POW!]"
- Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness - Milo
- As well as Scrabble Man
- "The envelope, very smart. See, Jake, here's a man who knows when a situation is untenable."
- As well as Scrabble Man
- Stuffed in The Fridge: Cory. An especially egregious example when you condsider that Joe and Jimmy spend the rest of the movie tossing out flippant one-liners.
- Take Me Out At the Ball Game
- Vitriolic Best Buds: Joe and Jimmy.
- What Would X Do?:
Jimmy: What would Joe do...(Beat) He'd kill everyone, and then smoke some cigarettes. |
- World of Snark: The WHOLE movie is flooding with this.