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** And "the disciple who Jesus loved" referred to often in the Book of John was John himself.
** And "the disciple who Jesus loved" referred to often in the Book of John was John himself.
* [[Away in a Manger]]: The [[Ur Example]], of course.
* [[Away in a Manger]]: The [[Ur Example]], of course.
* [[Back From the Dead]]: Famously, Lazarus--and {{spoiler|Jesus}}. Other examples include a girl in Mark 5.
* [[Back from the Dead]]: Famously, Lazarus--and {{spoiler|Jesus}}. Other examples include a girl in Mark 5.
* [[Bittersweet Ending]]: Jesus is gone but the apostles vow to spread his message to the rest of the world.
* [[Bittersweet Ending]]: Jesus is gone but the apostles vow to spread his message to the rest of the world.
* [[Contemplate Our Navels]]: John
* [[Contemplate Our Navels]]: John
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* [[Missing Episode]]: The non-canonical gospels. ''John'' ends with him saying [[Word of God|Jesus did a whole bunch of other stuff that he didn't have time to write down]].
* [[Missing Episode]]: The non-canonical gospels. ''John'' ends with him saying [[Word of God|Jesus did a whole bunch of other stuff that he didn't have time to write down]].
* [[Narrator All Along]]: "John" is written in a third-person omniscient voice, but at the end, the author confirms that the unnamed "disciple whom Jesus loved" was in fact John himself.
* [[Narrator All Along]]: "John" is written in a third-person omniscient voice, but at the end, the author confirms that the unnamed "disciple whom Jesus loved" was in fact John himself.
* [[Never Accepted in His Hometown]]
* [[Never Accepted in His Hometown]]
* [[Nice Job Breaking It, Herod]]: Matthew's account of Herod's attempted murder of the infant Messiah is the [[Trope Maker]].
* [[Nice Job Breaking It, Herod]]: Matthew's account of Herod's attempted murder of the infant Messiah is the [[Trope Maker]].
* [[Obvious Judas]]: The [[Trope Namer]]. (Plus, it's [[Captain Obvious|rather obvious]] which one of Jesus' disciples is [[Exactly What It Says on the Tin|Judas]], too...)
* [[Obvious Judas]]: The [[Trope Namer]]. (Plus, it's [[Captain Obvious|rather obvious]] which one of Jesus' disciples is [[Exactly What It Says on the Tin|Judas]], too...)
* [[One Steve Limit]]: [[Averted]].
* [[One Steve Limit]]: [[Averted]].
** Among Jesus' disciples, there were two men named James, two named Judas, and two named Simon (one had to be [[Only Known by Their Nickname|nicknamed]] "Peter"). On one occasion, John has to introduce dialogue by saying, "Judas, [[Name's the Same|not Iscariot]], said..."
** Among Jesus' disciples, there were two men named James, two named Judas, and two named Simon (one had to be [[Only Known by Their Nickname|nicknamed]] "Peter"). On one occasion, John has to introduce dialogue by saying, "Judas, [[Name's the Same|not Iscariot]], said..."
** The Book of John, written by John the Apostle, opens up by introducing another John, John the Baptist.
** The Book of John, written by John the Apostle, opens up by introducing another John, John the Baptist.
** Also, depending how you count, there may be as many as four women (and definitely at least two) named Mary, apart from Jesus' Mother.
** Also, depending how you count, there may be as many as four women (and definitely at least two) named Mary, apart from Jesus' Mother.
** There are even two [[Nice Job Breaking It, Herod|Herods]]-- Herod the Great and Herod Antipas.
** There are even two [[Nice Job Breaking It, Herod|Herods]]-- Herod the Great and Herod Antipas.
* [[Pals with Jesus]]: [[Trope Namer]]?
* [[Pals with Jesus]]: [[Trope Namer]]?
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* [[Star of Bethlehem]]: Matthew provides the [[Ur Example]].
* [[Star of Bethlehem]]: Matthew provides the [[Ur Example]].
* [[Take a Third Option]]: (Matthew 22) Are we answerable to God or to earthly powers such as the Romans? <ref>Many Jews were pretty much sick of the Romans by this point and had no desire to pay taxes to support Roman idolatry and hedonistic living. The last thing they would have wanted to hear was a command to pay their taxes. If Christ had said that this was unnecessary, though, well ...</ref> (John 7-8) Will Jesus say that a woman caught in the act of adultery should be stoned or not? <ref>If Christ had said that she shouldn't be stoned, the Pharisees would have accused Him of violating the laws of Moses. If He had said that she should, He would likely have been turned over to the Romans, who didn't allow the Jews to perform their own executions.</ref>
* [[Take a Third Option]]: (Matthew 22) Are we answerable to God or to earthly powers such as the Romans? <ref>Many Jews were pretty much sick of the Romans by this point and had no desire to pay taxes to support Roman idolatry and hedonistic living. The last thing they would have wanted to hear was a command to pay their taxes. If Christ had said that this was unnecessary, though, well ...</ref> (John 7-8) Will Jesus say that a woman caught in the act of adultery should be stoned or not? <ref>If Christ had said that she shouldn't be stoned, the Pharisees would have accused Him of violating the laws of Moses. If He had said that she should, He would likely have been turned over to the Romans, who didn't allow the Jews to perform their own executions.</ref>
** Both times, the Pharisees were attempting a [[Morton's Fork]], but Jesus succeeded in [[Cutting the Knot]].
** Both times, the Pharisees were attempting a [[Morton's Fork]], but Jesus succeeded in [[Cutting the Knot]].
* [[The Three Wise Men]]: They make their [[Ur Example|first appearance]] here, though Matthew doesn't specify that there were three exactly (that's a [[Beam Me Up, Scotty|later tradition]] due to them bringing three gifts).
* [[The Three Wise Men]]: They make their [[Ur Example|first appearance]] here, though Matthew doesn't specify that there were three exactly (that's a [[Beam Me Up, Scotty|later tradition]] due to them bringing three gifts).
* [[Turn the Other Cheek]]: [[Trope Namer]].
* [[Turn the Other Cheek]]: [[Trope Namer]].

Revision as of 00:31, 10 April 2017

The first 4 books of the New Testament, chronicling the life of one Jesus Christ.

Matthew - Matt compares Old Testament scripture with Jesus' deeds to appeal to Jews.

Mark - The oldest Gospel written for the Romans and portrays Jesus as the miracle worker.

Luke - Written for Gentiles and portrays Jesus as a Nice Guy who preached kindness and charity. Has the most in-depth look into his origin story and contains the most parables

John - The most introspective Gospel and written for Christians.


Tropes used in The Four Gospels include:

"For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life."

  1. Many Jews were pretty much sick of the Romans by this point and had no desire to pay taxes to support Roman idolatry and hedonistic living. The last thing they would have wanted to hear was a command to pay their taxes. If Christ had said that this was unnecessary, though, well ...
  2. If Christ had said that she shouldn't be stoned, the Pharisees would have accused Him of violating the laws of Moses. If He had said that she should, He would likely have been turned over to the Romans, who didn't allow the Jews to perform their own executions.