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Spook's dialect has become High Imperial, the local equivalent of Latin.
We have this gem of a conversation:

Wax: I once shot the tail off a dog by mistake. It's kind of a funny story.
Steris: Shooting dogs is hardly appropriate dinner conversation.
Wax: I know. Particularly since I was aiming for its balls.

Miles, after getting his gun shot out of his hand for the fourth time: "Stop doing that! You bast--"
This one speaks for itself really.

Wax: "Logic doesn't work on Wayne."
Wayne: "I bought a ward against it from a traveling fortuneteller, it lets me add two an' two and get a pickle."
Marasi: "I... have no response to that."

The fact that aluminum's Anti-Magic properties mean that wearing a foil hat to prevent mind control actually works.
This conversation after Wax gets injured.

Wayne: "I got quite near my entire rusted back blown off earlier, if you'll kindly remember and I didn't hear nearly an ounce of the sympathy you're showin' him."
Marasi: "That's different."
Wayne: "What? Why? Cuz' I can heal?"

Marasi: "No, because even after knowing you only a short time, I'm fairly certain that on one level or another you deserve to get blown up every now and again."

Wayne and Waxillium in a Slider bubble, arguing about how they're going to escape the explosion frozen in time about 10 feet away. While Marasi keeps chanting "It's getting bigger...Guys, it's coming closer...".

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 * Spook's [[Jive Turkey|dialect]] has become High Imperial, the local equivalent of Latin.
 * We have this gem of a conversation:
-{{quote| '''Wax''': I once shot the tail off a dog by mistake. It's kind of a funny story.<br />
+{{quote|'''Wax''': I once shot the tail off a dog by mistake. It's kind of a funny story.
-''' Steris''': Shooting dogs is hardly appropriate dinner conversation.<br />
+''' Steris''': Shooting dogs is hardly appropriate dinner conversation.
 '''Wax''': I know. Particularly since I was [[Groin Attack|aiming for its balls]]. }}
 *  {{spoiler|Miles}}, after getting his gun shot out of his hand for the fourth time: "Stop ''doing'' that! [[Curse Cut Short|You bast--]]"
 * This one speaks for itself really.
-{{quote| '''Wax''': "Logic doesn't work on Wayne."<br />
+{{quote|'''Wax''': "Logic doesn't work on Wayne."
-'''Wayne''': "I bought a ward against it from a traveling fortuneteller, it lets me add two an' two and get a pickle."<br />
+'''Wayne''': "I bought a ward against it from a traveling fortuneteller, it lets me add two an' two and get a pickle."
 '''Marasi''': "I... have no response to that." }}
 * The fact that aluminum's [[Anti-Magic]] properties mean that wearing a foil hat to prevent mind control ''actually works''.
 * This conversation after Wax gets injured.
-{{quote| '''Wayne''': "I got quite near my entire rusted back blown off earlier, if you'll kindly remember and I didn't hear nearly an ounce of the sympathy you're showin' him."<br />
+{{quote|'''Wayne''': "I got quite near my entire rusted back blown off earlier, if you'll kindly remember and I didn't hear nearly an ounce of the sympathy you're showin' him."
-'''Marasi''': "That's different."<br />
+'''Marasi''': "That's different."
 '''Wayne''': "What? Why? [[Lampshade Hanging|Cuz' I can]] [[Good Thing You Can Heal|heal]]?"<br />
 '''Marasi''': "No, because even after knowing you only a short time, I'm fairly certain that on one level or another you deserve to get blown up every now and again." }}