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* Spook's [[Jive Turkey|dialect]] has become High Imperial, the local equivalent of Latin. |
* Spook's [[Jive Turkey|dialect]] has become High Imperial, the local equivalent of Latin. |
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* We have this gem of a conversation: |
* We have this gem of a conversation: |
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{{quote|'''Wax''': I once shot the tail off a dog by mistake. It's kind of a funny story. |
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''' Steris''': Shooting dogs is hardly appropriate dinner conversation. |
''' Steris''': Shooting dogs is hardly appropriate dinner conversation. |
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'''Wax''': I know. Particularly since I was [[Groin Attack|aiming for its balls]]. }} |
'''Wax''': I know. Particularly since I was [[Groin Attack|aiming for its balls]]. }} |
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* {{spoiler|Miles}}, after getting his gun shot out of his hand for the fourth time: "Stop ''doing'' that! [[Curse Cut Short|You bast--]]" |
* {{spoiler|Miles}}, after getting his gun shot out of his hand for the fourth time: "Stop ''doing'' that! [[Curse Cut Short|You bast--]]" |
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* This one speaks for itself really. |
* This one speaks for itself really. |
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{{quote|'''Wax''': "Logic doesn't work on Wayne." |
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'''Wayne''': "I bought a ward against it from a traveling fortuneteller, it lets me add two an' two and get a pickle." |
'''Wayne''': "I bought a ward against it from a traveling fortuneteller, it lets me add two an' two and get a pickle." |
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'''Marasi''': "I... have no response to that." }} |
'''Marasi''': "I... have no response to that." }} |
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* The fact that aluminum's [[Anti-Magic]] properties mean that wearing a foil hat to prevent mind control ''actually works''. |
* The fact that aluminum's [[Anti-Magic]] properties mean that wearing a foil hat to prevent mind control ''actually works''. |
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* This conversation after Wax gets injured. |
* This conversation after Wax gets injured. |
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{{quote|'''Wayne''': "I got quite near my entire rusted back blown off earlier, if you'll kindly remember and I didn't hear nearly an ounce of the sympathy you're showin' him." |
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'''Marasi''': "That's different." |
'''Marasi''': "That's different." |
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'''Wayne''': "What? Why? [[Lampshade Hanging|Cuz' I can]] [[Good Thing You Can Heal|heal]]?"<br /> |
'''Wayne''': "What? Why? [[Lampshade Hanging|Cuz' I can]] [[Good Thing You Can Heal|heal]]?"<br /> |
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'''Marasi''': "No, because even after knowing you only a short time, I'm fairly certain that on one level or another you deserve to get blown up every now and again." }} |
'''Marasi''': "No, because even after knowing you only a short time, I'm fairly certain that on one level or another you deserve to get blown up every now and again." }} |
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* Wayne and Waxillium in a [[Time Stands Still|Slider bubble]], arguing about how they're going to escape the explosion frozen in time about 10 feet away. While Marasi keeps chanting ''"It's getting bigger...Guys, it's coming closer..."''. |
* Wayne and Waxillium in a [[Time Stands Still|Slider bubble]], arguing about how they're going to escape the explosion frozen in time about 10 feet away. While Marasi keeps chanting ''"It's getting bigger...Guys, it's coming closer..."''. |
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Latest revision as of 21:18, 13 September 2021
- Spook's dialect has become High Imperial, the local equivalent of Latin.
- We have this gem of a conversation:
Wax: I once shot the tail off a dog by mistake. It's kind of a funny story. |
- Miles, after getting his gun shot out of his hand for the fourth time: "Stop doing that! You bast--"
- This one speaks for itself really.
Wax: "Logic doesn't work on Wayne." |
- The fact that aluminum's Anti-Magic properties mean that wearing a foil hat to prevent mind control actually works.
- This conversation after Wax gets injured.
Wayne: "I got quite near my entire rusted back blown off earlier, if you'll kindly remember and I didn't hear nearly an ounce of the sympathy you're showin' him." |
- Wayne and Waxillium in a Slider bubble, arguing about how they're going to escape the explosion frozen in time about 10 feet away. While Marasi keeps chanting "It's getting bigger...Guys, it's coming closer...".
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