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* Spook's [[Jive Turkey|dialect]] has become High Imperial, the local equivalent of Latin.
* Spook's [[Jive Turkey|dialect]] has become High Imperial, the local equivalent of Latin.
* We have this gem of a conversation:
* We have this gem of a conversation:
{{quote| '''Wax''': I once shot the tail off a dog by mistake. It's kind of a funny story.<br />
{{quote|'''Wax''': I once shot the tail off a dog by mistake. It's kind of a funny story.
''' Steris''': Shooting dogs is hardly appropriate dinner conversation.<br />
''' Steris''': Shooting dogs is hardly appropriate dinner conversation.
'''Wax''': I know. Particularly since I was [[Groin Attack|aiming for its balls]]. }}
'''Wax''': I know. Particularly since I was [[Groin Attack|aiming for its balls]]. }}
* {{spoiler|Miles}}, after getting his gun shot out of his hand for the fourth time: "Stop ''doing'' that! [[Curse Cut Short|You bast--]]"
* {{spoiler|Miles}}, after getting his gun shot out of his hand for the fourth time: "Stop ''doing'' that! [[Curse Cut Short|You bast--]]"
* This one speaks for itself really.
* This one speaks for itself really.
{{quote| '''Wax''': "Logic doesn't work on Wayne."<br />
{{quote|'''Wax''': "Logic doesn't work on Wayne."
'''Wayne''': "I bought a ward against it from a traveling fortuneteller, it lets me add two an' two and get a pickle."<br />
'''Wayne''': "I bought a ward against it from a traveling fortuneteller, it lets me add two an' two and get a pickle."
'''Marasi''': "I... have no response to that." }}
'''Marasi''': "I... have no response to that." }}
* The fact that aluminum's [[Anti Magic]] properties mean that wearing a foil hat to prevent mind control ''actually works''.
* The fact that aluminum's [[Anti-Magic]] properties mean that wearing a foil hat to prevent mind control ''actually works''.
* This conversation after Wax gets injured.
* This conversation after Wax gets injured.
{{quote| '''Wayne''': "I got quite near my entire rusted back blown off earlier, if you'll kindly remember and I didn't hear nearly an ounce of the sympathy you're showin' him."<br />
{{quote|'''Wayne''': "I got quite near my entire rusted back blown off earlier, if you'll kindly remember and I didn't hear nearly an ounce of the sympathy you're showin' him."
'''Marasi''': "That's different."<br />
'''Marasi''': "That's different."
'''Wayne''': "What? Why? [[Lampshade Hanging|Cuz' I can]] [[Good Thing You Can Heal|heal]]?"<br />
'''Wayne''': "What? Why? [[Lampshade Hanging|Cuz' I can]] [[Good Thing You Can Heal|heal]]?"<br />
'''Marasi''': "No, because even after knowing you only a short time, I'm fairly certain that on one level or another you deserve to get blown up every now and again." }}
'''Marasi''': "No, because even after knowing you only a short time, I'm fairly certain that on one level or another you deserve to get blown up every now and again." }}
* Wayne and Waxillium in a [[Time Stands Still|Slider bubble]], arguing about how they're going to escape the explosion frozen in time about 10 feet away. While Marasi keeps chanting ''"It's getting bigger...Guys, it's coming closer..."''.
* Wayne and Waxillium in a [[Time Stands Still|Slider bubble]], arguing about how they're going to escape the explosion frozen in time about 10 feet away. While Marasi keeps chanting ''"It's getting bigger...Guys, it's coming closer..."''.


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Latest revision as of 21:18, 13 September 2021


  • Spook's dialect has become High Imperial, the local equivalent of Latin.
  • We have this gem of a conversation:

Wax: I once shot the tail off a dog by mistake. It's kind of a funny story.
Steris: Shooting dogs is hardly appropriate dinner conversation.
Wax: I know. Particularly since I was aiming for its balls.

  • Miles, after getting his gun shot out of his hand for the fourth time: "Stop doing that! You bast--"
  • This one speaks for itself really.

Wax: "Logic doesn't work on Wayne."
Wayne: "I bought a ward against it from a traveling fortuneteller, it lets me add two an' two and get a pickle."
Marasi: "I... have no response to that."

  • The fact that aluminum's Anti-Magic properties mean that wearing a foil hat to prevent mind control actually works.
  • This conversation after Wax gets injured.

Wayne: "I got quite near my entire rusted back blown off earlier, if you'll kindly remember and I didn't hear nearly an ounce of the sympathy you're showin' him."
Marasi: "That's different."
Wayne: "What? Why? Cuz' I can heal?"

Marasi: "No, because even after knowing you only a short time, I'm fairly certain that on one level or another you deserve to get blown up every now and again."

  • Wayne and Waxillium in a Slider bubble, arguing about how they're going to escape the explosion frozen in time about 10 feet away. While Marasi keeps chanting "It's getting bigger...Guys, it's coming closer...".
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