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{{quote|''"My old man's spare tires were actually only tires in the academic sense. They were round, they had once been made of rubber."''|'''Ralphie''', ''[[A Christmas Story]]''}} |
{{quote|''"My old man's spare tires were actually only tires in the academic sense. They were round, they had once been made of rubber."''|'''Ralphie''', ''[[A Christmas Story]]''}} |
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{{quote|''Piece-of-shit car, I got a piece-of-shit car |
{{quote|''Piece-of-shit car, I got a piece-of-shit car |
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The fucking pile of shit never gets me very far |
The fucking pile of shit never gets me very far |
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My car's a big piece of shit cuz the shocks are fucking shot |
My car's a big piece of shit cuz the shocks are fucking shot |
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And the seatbelt's fucking broken; I got to tie it in a knot (It's a piece of shit!) |
And the seatbelt's fucking broken; I got to tie it in a knot (It's a piece of shit!) |
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I can't see through the windshield, cuz it's got a big fucking crack |
I can't see through the windshield, cuz it's got a big fucking crack |
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And the interior smells real bad cuz my friend puked in the back (It's a piece of shit!)''|'''Adam Sandler''', "Ode to My Car"}} |
And the interior smells real bad cuz my friend puked in the back (It's a piece of shit!)''|'''Adam Sandler''', "Ode to My Car"}} |
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{{quote|''I like driving in my car. |
{{quote|''I like driving in my car. |
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It's not quite a Jaguar. |
It's not quite a Jaguar. |
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I bought it at Primose Hill. |
I bought it at Primose Hill. |
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From a bloke from Brazil.''|'''[[Madness (band)|Madness]]''', "Driving In My Car"}} |
From a bloke from Brazil.''|'''[[Madness (band)|Madness]]''', "Driving In My Car"}} |
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{{quote|'' '''STUPID CAR!''' |
{{quote|'' '''STUPID CAR!''' |
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You never get me very far, when |
You never get me very far, when |
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You decide driving to the store is a mortal sin. |
You decide driving to the store is a mortal sin. |
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'''PIECE OF CRAP!''' |
'''PIECE OF CRAP!''' |
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I guess you want a piece of me, |
I guess you want a piece of me, |
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Since you're leaving all your pieces in the middle of the street, |
Since you're leaving all your pieces in the middle of the street, |
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You '''HEAP OF JUNK!''' |
You '''HEAP OF JUNK!''' |
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I don't know what I'm gonna do; |
I don't know what I'm gonna do; |
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I just hope that I don't have to take another day of driving '''YOU...!''' ''|'''Psychostick''', "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwOWNxb6viU&list=FLM2CFpnQLwo2DUJ6zebbNmA&index=15 Two Ton Paperweight]"}} |
I just hope that I don't have to take another day of driving '''YOU...!''' ''|'''Psychostick''', "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwOWNxb6viU&list=FLM2CFpnQLwo2DUJ6zebbNmA&index=15 Two Ton Paperweight]"}} |
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{{quote|'''Mark''': How could you run out of gas? |
{{quote|'''Mark''': How could you run out of gas? |
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'''Andy''': The gauge is busted. When I fill up, I zero out the trip odometer so I know how many miles before I need to fill up again. |
'''Andy''': The gauge is busted. When I fill up, I zero out the trip odometer so I know how many miles before I need to fill up again. |
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'''Mark''': So what happened? |
'''Mark''': So what happened? |
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'''Andy''': The trip odometer's busted too. Piece of garbage car.|''[[The Pendragon Adventure]]''}} |
'''Andy''': The trip odometer's busted too. Piece of garbage car.|''[[The Pendragon Adventure]]''}} |
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{{quote|''Satan's on my engine, Beelzebub's in my trunk |
{{quote|''Satan's on my engine, Beelzebub's in my trunk |
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Mephistopheles at the wheel because I'm too gosh darn drunk |
Mephistopheles at the wheel because I'm too gosh darn drunk |
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Baal's my passenger and Lucifer's beside him |
Baal's my passenger and Lucifer's beside him |
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I got demons in the coolant, I got bats in the transmission |
I got demons in the coolant, I got bats in the transmission |
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This Escort needs an exorcism, Pan is to blame |
This Escort needs an exorcism, Pan is to blame |
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Got a car full of pain!''|'''The Arrogant Worms,''' "Car Full of Pain" }} |
Got a car full of pain!''|'''The Arrogant Worms,''' "Car Full of Pain" }} |
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Latest revision as of 14:04, 8 August 2014
The police witness in court had referred to it as "the alleged car" and the name had subsequently stuck. She was particularly fond of her alleged car for many reasons. If one of its doors, for instance, fell off, she could put it back on herself, which was more than you could say for a BMW.
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Yup, as the new girl, she'll fit right in by driving Fred Sanford's truck.
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"My old man's spare tires were actually only tires in the academic sense. They were round, they had once been made of rubber."
—Ralphie, A Christmas Story
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Piece-of-shit car, I got a piece-of-shit car —Adam Sandler, "Ode to My Car"
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I like driving in my car. —Madness, "Driving In My Car"
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STUPID CAR! |
Mark: How could you run out of gas? |
Satan's on my engine, Beelzebub's in my trunk —The Arrogant Worms, "Car Full of Pain"
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