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'''IMPORTANT NOTE: Since anyone can edit this wiki, a lot of the the [[Funny Moments]] listed here may have been removed or changed (especially if they would technically be considered [[Natter]]). Please keep that in mind while reading and/or editing this page.'''
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== Pages In General ==
* The entirety of the [[Crowning Moment of Funny]] page, obviously (admit it, you burst out laughing at least once while reading this page).
** As well as the [[Narm]] page.
** Some of [[Narm Charm]].
** The [[TV Tropes Ruined Your Life]] page and its page image.
*** Name a single page on TV Tropes that doesn't have some element of humor.
**** [[Tear Jerker]] [[Comically Missing the Point|or]] [[Nightmare Fuel]], [[Rhetorical Question Blunder|I'd wager]].
**** Those probably have their moments, too.
**** Namely, in the case of [[Nightmare Fuel]], when someone has left an entry with a link attached that says something as ominously simple as "This." Bonus points if there are reactions posted underneath them; they inevitably go along the lines of, "'''WHY''' did I click that"? followed by any manner of curse words.
* Most, if not all, of the [[Crowning Moment of Indifference]] page. It may have been rediculously indifferent when it happened, but when read most of it [[Captain Obvious|very funny.]]
* A good amount of [[Memetic Mutation]].
** Followed by a heaping helping of [[What an Idiot]].
*** Looks like someone's *Sunglasses* playing the fool. [[CSI: Miami|YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHH]]!!!
{{quote| ''"What did he expect to find in a box marked 'TALBOT'? Immortality?"''}}
* The [[Nightmare Fuel]] [[Nightmare Fuel/Vanity Plate|Vanity Plate]] page is ungodly funny.
* The [[Large Ham]] page.
* The [[Samuel L Jackson]] page.
* [[Statler and Waldorf]]. Nuff said.
* The [[Memetic Molester]] and [[Memetic Sex God]] pages.
* The [[Brian Blessed]] page.
* [[I Read That As]]...
** ''Especially'' this:
{{quote| [[Bad Guy Bar]] -> Bad Gay Bar (There's a better one down the street. [[Not That There's Anything Wrong With That]].)}}
* This wiki's page on ''[[Zardoz]]''. But then, there's so much to work with. The penis is '''evil!'''
** what about the gun? is that good?
* [[This Is Your Premise On Drugs]]. Before the examples were deleted, that entire page was a CMOF. On laughing gas-laced Mai Tais. With a Viagra chaser.
** The fact that this trope ''exists'' is probably funny enough on it's own.
* [[Chekovs Gun]]. Not too terribly important... yet[[Chekhov's Gun|?]]
* Some of the [[Flat What]] entires are pretty hilarious.
* [[This Is Sparta]]. The whole page.
* Who knew [[Serious Business]] could be so hilarious?
* [[Off Model]] is [[Memetic Mutation|kinda cool]].
* The ''[[My Immortal]]'' page.
** The ''[[My Immortal]]'' [[My Immortal (Fanfic)/Drinking Game|drinking game]], especially the scoreboard. "'''Ran out of WATER'''?!?!!
** The ''[[My Immortal]]'' [[My Immortal (Fanfic)/Quotes|quotes page]]. Reading all of fictiondom's [[Heroic BSOD|reactions]] to this atrocity is paralytically funny.
*** ...which has since been ruined by some idiot claiming that it's not necessary, completely missing the point of this trope. If you want to see the masterpiece in question, it has thankfully been preserved on the discussion page until such time until it can be restored to its proper condition.
* Oh, ''[[Twilight (Literature)|Twilight]]'', you never fail to amuse. The ''Twilight'' page is one big, fat Crowning Moment of Funny, largely due to the way many of the examples are worded. Also, here's a little something from the [[Possession Sue]] page:
{{quote|'''Nikki Reed (Rosalie Hale)''': Knock it off, dad. So, Kristen, there must be something really special about you for Robert to take such a liking to you and risk the lives of his entire family. Tell us about yourself.<br />
'''Kristen Stewart (Bella Swan)''': Me? Oh, no. I'm just a hollow placeholder for all of the teenage girls in the audience to project their personalities onto. I have none of my own whatsoever.|''[http://www.the-editing-room.com/twilight.html Twilight: The Abridged Script]''}}
* The [[Kill It With Fire]] page.
* Most of the entries on [[Anime Hair]] (especially [[Flamboyant Gay]] chef Jean Armstrong's "tight ass curls").
* The entirety of the [[Standard Female Grab Area]] page, especially the picture.
* The [[So Bad Its Good|So Bad It's Good]] page, especially the [[Fanfic]] section. Just reading the descriptions from Tropers trying to make sense of such incoherent writing is hilarious.
* The [[Drinking Game]] page.
* The whole [[Misaimed Marketing]] page is pure comedy gold.
* "[[British Frozen Rocks With Penguins and Landmines]]. Alt titles: [[The Falkland Islands]]."
* [[Scunthorpe Problem]]. That is all.
{{quote| Thingy Van Happyperson? L. O. L.}}
* Running through all the [[Laconic Wiki]] pages for "You Fail X Forever" in a row is massively entertaining.
* Please, do enjoy [[Blind Idiot Translation]] and [[Translation Train Wreck]].
* The [[Too Dumb to Live]] page.
* Much of [[Anatomically Impossible Sex]].
* The entire ''[[The Ugly Barnacle (Literature)|The Ugly Barnacle]]'' page.
* The [[Gag Penis]] page.
* The [[Stupid Sexy Flanders]] page.
* Scroll down [[Absurdity Ascendant]]. Go on, the link's right there. {{spoiler|Were ''you'' expecting [[Nice Hat|the hat?]]}}
* From the top of the [[Costume Porn]] page:
{{quote|'''Nynaeve''': I'm wearing a green silk dress with slashes of white with snowy white lace in a floral pattern. It has the faces of cherubs sewn into the sides, and the picture of deer running gracefully through a wooded stream in the skirt. [[Author Appeal|It shows generous cleavage]].<br />
'''Elayne''': I'm wearing a dark blue silk dress with a pattern of black lace. It has actual thread-of-gold woven into the bodice, telling the story of my childhood, including the part when I skinned my knee trying to climb a leatherleaf tree in Master Hanson's orchard. [[Author Appeal|It shows generous cleavage]].|''[[The Wheel of Time]]'' [http://www.ataricommunity.com/forums/showthread.php?t=386600 Mock Summary by Isam]}}
* The [[WTH Casting Agency]] pages.
* The [[Freudian Slippery Slope]] page.
* The trope named [[What the Fu Are You Doing]]. IT'S THE TITLE.
* The redirect [[No Shit Sherlock]].
* The [[I Banged Your Mom]] page.
* [[And There Was Much Rejoicing]].
* [[The Cake Is a Lie]] has many funny moments.
* The [[Off Model]] page.
* The [[Memetic Mutation]] page for ''[[The Simpsons]]''.
* [[All Red Entry (Darth Wiki)|All Red Entry]] is truly a masterpiece.
* [[Tropes That Will Never Happen (Darth Wiki)|Tropes That Will Never Happen]] is hilarious. Simply hilarious.
* [[Your Mom]].
* From the [[Alton Towers]] page:
{{quote| Rita, Queen of Speed: A hydraulic-launched rollercoaster. Very fast. }}
* From the [[Vampires Are Sex Gods]] page:
{{quote|->''...And the computer is like "Do I have to spell it out for you? A V.A.M.P.I.R.E.!"<br />
And the girl is like "OH MY GOD!.....THAT IS SO HOT!"''|'''[[Bum Reviews (Web Video)|Chester A. Bum]]''', review of ''[[Twilight (Literature)|Twilight]]''}}
* [[It Makes Sense in Context]] doesn't have trope examples, but it has the [[It Makes Sense in Context/Quotes|quote section]], which can be fun.
* [[Naughty Tentacles]]. (In Big Font: We do not want a page on this topic.)
* [[Textbook Humor]] is definitely one of TV Tropes's hidden gems. (It ''has'' to be hidden; I saw an Understatement sinkhole on it.)


== Images and Captions ==
* The picture and caption for [[Heroic BSOD]].
* The picture on the [[Personal Space Invader]] page.
* The picture on [[This Loser Is You]]. Homer coupled with the AFV theme song was classic.
* The [[Christmas in Japan]] page picture and caption.
* The picture on the [[Hide Your Lesbians]] page.
* The [[Batman]] picture on the [[My Parents Are Dead]] page.
* The picture and caption on the [[I Have Boobs You Must Obey]] page.
* The picture on the [[Stalking Is Love]] page.
* [[Ugly Guy Hot Wife]]: "Believe in miracles... and the [[Meal Ticket|attraction of money]]."
* The caption under the picture on [[Blood Lust]] of ''[[Naruto]]'' getting his face held and blood licked by a blushing Anko. "BAD TOUCH! I need an adult!"
* The picture and caption on the [[Mad Love]] page.
* [[Face Palm]]: The picture/caption combo.
* The picture and caption on the [[Memetic Molester]] page.
* The picture on [[Wild Mass Guessing]].
* The image and caption on [[Directionless Driver]].
* The image and caption for [[Rage Quit]].
* The picture and caption for [[No You]].
* The image for [[For Science]].
* The image and caption for [[Epic Fail]].
* The caption under the picture on the [[Ho Yay]] Film page.
* The picture for [[Lecherous Licking]].
* The chosen image for [[Ineffectual Death Threats]], with a cheerful Elmo saying "I'm going to kill you."
* The one on [[Extreme Doormat]] is both ''[[Heartwarming Moments|d'awwwww]]'' and ''bwahahahah!''.
* The one for [[Twin Threesome Fantasy]] is ''[[Star Wars|inspired]]''.
* The picture and caption for [[Fan Disservice]]. Also, the caption under the picture on the anime and manga page of [[Fan Disservice]] of Tsukishima stabbing Orihime through the boobs. "KATANAS DON'T GO THERE!"
* The picture and caption on the [[All Women Are Lustful]] page.
* The picture and caption for [[Big Badass Wolf]].
{{quote| Direwolves. Not Snookumspuppywolves. Direwolves.}}
* The caption under the picture for [[Elegant Gothic Lolita]]:
{{quote| Their outfits need more frills and lace, don't you think?}}
* The caption under the on the [[Would Hit a Girl]] page:
{{quote| Even the forces of good need to [[Super Dickery|keep their pimp hand strong]].}}
* The image and caption for [[Rage Quit]].
* The following caption under the picture from the [[Beat Still My Heart]] page:
{{quote| And it's ''on fire''. Because ripping out a still-beating heart isn't creepy enough.}}
* [[That Other Wiki]]. The page image + caption = hilarious.
* [[Testosterone Poisoning|MANWICH -- Shut the fuck up and eat]].
* The picture on the [[Man I Feel Like a Woman]] page.
* The [[Face of a Thug]] page picture. Once you know the context, it's bloody hilarious.
* The caption for [[Humans Are Cthulhu]].
{{quote| Iä! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Scu'ba Di'ver R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!}}
* The picture and caption of [[Erotic Eating]].
* The image on the [[TV Tropes Will Ruin Your Life]] page.
* The picture on the [[It Tastes Like Feet]] page.
* The picture and caption on the [[Dark and Troubled Past]] page:
{{quote| I'm sorry, what was that I couldn't hear you over my tragic past.}}
* The caption on the [[Fetish Retardant]] page image.
* The picture and caption on [[Money Dear Boy]]. Slightly depressing, but definitely funny.
* The page image and accompanying caption on [[Car Meets House]].
* The ([[Too Good to Last|now deleted]]) captions under the pictures for [[Die for Our Ship]] are hilarious, especially these three:
** [[Pirates of the Caribbean|Will Turner]] demands an explanation for the [[Fan Dumb]] bullshit.
** [[Harry Potter|Ginny Weasley]] is NOT PLEASED.
** [[Avatar: The Last Airbender|Mai]] doesn't get paid enough for this shit.
* The ''[[Gantz]]'' image on the [[Wangst]] page.
* The caption under the picture for [[Eyes Do Not Belong There]]: "This probably makes masturbation a very unpleasant experience."
* The picture on the [[Slash Fic]] page.
* The caption under the picture of a rooster on the [[Biggus Dickus]] page:
{{quote| [[Getting Crap Past the Radar|Hopefully]], the [[Moral Guardians]] won't be offended by this depiction of a [[Double Entendre|massive]] [[Visual Pun|cock]].}}
* The pic and caption for [[East Germany]]. The pic is the old flag; the caption... must be seen to be believed.
* The picture on the [[Fan Preferred Couple]] page.
* The caption under the picture on the [[Nice Hat]] page:
{{quote| Clearly not a hat to be trifled with.}}
* The picture on the [[Talk to The Fist]] page: "'''GAZE INTO THE FIST OF DREDD!!!!'''"
* The picture on the [[Fridge Horror]] page.
* The picture on the [[Fight Scene]] index.
* The page picture for [[Complacent Gaming Syndrome]]. {{spoiler|So many [[Street Fighter|Kens]]...}}
* The page image on [[Bread Eggs Milk Squick]] ''never'' fails to amuse. What kind of innocent explanation could that have?
** There isn't one. It's good old fashioned vandalism.
* From the caption under the picture on the [[Tainted Veins]] page:
{{quote| Who'd have thought putting a nuclear reactor in your chest might have harmful side effects?}}
* The page image for [[Fandom Rivalry]]. [[Makes Sense in Context]] (or just scroll over it).
* The picture and caption for ''[[Red Dead Redemption Undead Nightmare]]'', in probably one of the best uses of [[And Then John Was a Zombie]] EVER.
* The caption for the picture on the [[Corpse Land]] page.
* The image and caption on the [[Nightmare Fuel]] Video Games page.
* The image on [[Epic Fail]].
* The [[Dead Rising|image]] for the Action games subpage under [[That One Boss]].
* The picture on the ''[[Naked Lunch]]'' page. It's [[Exactly What It Says On the Tin]].
* The picture on the [[Launcher of a Thousand Ships]] page, especially "Damnit, why does everyone want me to be a lesbian?"
* The image and caption for [[Game Breaker]].
* That picture of [[The Joker]] holding [[The Dark Knight|Rachel Dawes]] over a building on [[For the Evulz]] with the caption "LOL @ U Caped Crusader!"
** Now replaced with a snark at the [[Unhand Them Villain]] and [[Exact Words]] trope, to [[Tropers/Trivialato|This Troper's]] dismay, and probably others as well.
* The caption under the picture on the [[Flying Spaghetti Monster]] page:
{{quote| Needs MOAR sauce.}}
* The caption under the picture on the [[Godiva Hair]] page:
{{quote| Could you... maybe... get a haircut? Please?}}
* The picture on the [[If Its You Its Okay]] page.
* The picture on the [[Jail Bait Wait]] page.
* The page image on [[Parental Favoritism]]. Maybe it's just because baby birds have this perpetual SERIOUS/frowning expression, but it's made a lot of tropers laugh. Even though it can make you feel really bad for the little bird.
* From [[Everybody Remembers the Stripper]]:
{{quote| I would appreciate your continued attention on the plot. Hello? The ''plot''.}}
* The picture on the [[Real Women Never Wear Dresses]] page.
* The caption of the picture of [[The Little Mermaid (Disney)|Ariel]] on the [[Giant Poofy Sleeves]] page says the following:
{{quote| Ursula could fit in one of those.}}
* The picture on the [[Alternative Character Interpretation]] page.
* On [[Modesty Towel]] the caption under the picture of Kallen from ''[[Code Geass]]'' wearing just a towel reads as such:
{{quote| Alright, who signed [[Action Girl|me]] up for [[Fan Service]] duty again!?}}
* The [[Mind Screw]] page image + caption.
{{quote| [[The Walrus Was Paul|Clearly, your train is leaving at approximately 12:44]].}}
* The image for [[Pec Flex]] '''[[Fullmetal Alchemist|HAS BEEN PASSED DOWN THE ARMSTRONG LINE]]''' ''[[Fullmetal Alchemist|FOR GENERATIONS!]]''
* The picture of [[Toy Story|Woody]] on the [[Memetic Molester]] page.
* The picture and caption on [[Special Effects Failure]].
* The picture on the [[Grievous Bottley Harm]] page.
* [[Naked Apron]] features a picture of Asuka from ''[[Neon Genesis Evangelion]]'' wearing only an apron. Asuka's kind of a [[Jerkass]]. The caption under the picture reads like so:
{{quote| [[Ms. Fanservice|This is how she should make the viewers like her]].}}
* The image for [[Corpsing]]. Your face will be exactly the same as [[The Colbert Report|his]].
* [[Body Horror]] is horrifying. However, the caption under the picture on the main page is funny. "His Saturday nights just got incredibly awkward."
* Before the ''[[Superman the Animated Series]]'' [[Nightmare Fuel]] page was taken down, there was actually a very, ''very'' creepy image of a man smiling... [[Nightmare Retardant|But the caption was the ":D" emoticon, removing almost any horror that was obtained from it]].


== Trope/Work Descriptions and Stingers ==
* This part of the beginning of the ''[[Power Rangers Dino Thunder]]'' Page.
{{quote| ''Describe [[Power Rangers Dino Thunder]] here''.<br />
''[[Memetic Badass|Tommy]]'' ''[[He's Back|is back]]'', ''[[This Is for Emphasis Bitch|bitches]]''.<br />
''The End''. }}
* Another one from this wiki: the last line of "[[Anyone Can Die]]". It's not funny until you check the [[Pothole|Pot Holes]].
{{quote| ''But are these [[Killed Off for Real|for-real deaths]]? Or is there [[Zombie Apocalypse|something wonderful waiting for us after life]]?''}}
* The last line of [[Evil Lawyer Joke]]. Also a perfectly executed [[Take That]].
** [[Phoenix Wright|Please tell me that you included "Take that" intentionally, after the lawyer crack]]. It's a CMoF even if you just follow the [[Take That]] [[Pothole]] and look at the page image.
* The summary for [[Jews Love to Argue]].
* The condensed profile from the [[Torture Technician]] page: "If he's a fat, giggling, whip-toting, gay [[Those Wacky Nazis|Nazi]], he's probably one of these."
* The description of [[Shaggy and Scooby Doo Get A Clue]] is ''HILARIOUS''.
{{quote| Shaggy and Scooby Doo, the [[Lovable Coward]] / [[Big Eater]] duo from the [[Scooby Doo]] franchise branch, out in their own show, where Shaggy [[Unexpected Inheritance|inherits millions of dollars and a mansion from his missing Uncle Albert]], an inventor. However, Uncle Albert's inventions are being pursued by the sinister Dr. Phineas Phibes and his henchmen. Fortunately, Shaggy and Scooby can thwart their evil plans thanks to special Scooby Snacks that give Scooby-Doo temporary superpowers... [[They Changed It Now It Sucks|Wait, where are you going]]? [[Digging Yourself Deeper|Come Back, we weren't finished yet]]! [[Not Helping Your Case|The villain pilots a submarine laboratory]]!}}
* The last [[Pothole]] (which was deleted) on this section of the page [[Nipple and Dimed]]:
{{quote| It's the progenitor of numerous tropes, from [[Censor Steam]] to [[Godiva Hair]], to [[Modesty Bedsheet]], to [[Modesty Towel]], to [[Scenery Censor]], to [[Naked in Mink]], to [[Barbie Doll Anatomy]].<br />
It's [[What Do You Mean Its Not Awesome|the female nipple]]. }}
* The list of common [[Bond One Liner|Bond One Liners]]:
{{quote| (After [[Every Car Is a Pinto|a hearse explodes]]) "I think they were on their way to a funeral."<br />
(After decapitating someone) "He really lost his head."<br />
(After disemboweling someone) "I'll say this for him: he had a lot of guts."<br />
(After tethering someone to a rocket) "He got rather carried away."<br />
(After shooting someone with a harpoon) [[Thunderball (Film)|"I think he got the point."]]<br />
(After cutting someone in half) [[Buffy the Vampire Slayer|"He had to split."]]<br />
(After [[Destination Defenestration|throwing someone out a plate glass window]]) "Smashing."<br />
(After throwing a machete through someone, impaling them to a tree) "Stick around."<br />
(After [[Electrified Bathtub|throwing an electric heater into someone's filled bathtub]]) [[Goldfinger (Film)|"Shocking."]]<br />
(After ripping someone's heart out) "I always knew you were '''heartless!'''"<br />
(After forcing a grenade down someone's throat) "Something he ate disagreed with him."<br />
(After throwing someone to a shark) [[Licence to Kill (Film)|"He disagreed with something that ate him."]]<br />
[[There Is No Kill Like Overkill|(After slicing off someone's arms with a circular saw, dunking their legs in liquid nitrogen, incinerating their torso with a flamethrower, kicking their charred body into a refrigerator and condemning them to the bottom of the Arctic ocean)]] "Ouch." }}
* It's gone now, but on [[Vagina Dentata]], after the sentence "It would be fucking painful to have your penis bitten off" (or something to that effect), there used to be a "[Citation Needed]" tag. Why, why was it taken from me?
* The [[Statler and Waldorf]] on the [[Russian Humour]] page.
* This gem from the description of [[Ass in A Lion Skin]]:
{{quote| "My God! You're not a fruit bat at all! You're a killer whale!"}}
* The [[Statler and Waldorf]] on the ''[[Warhammer 40000]]'' page.
* The delightfully comprehensive disclaimer at the end of [[The Thing That Goes Doink]]:
{{quote| Not to be confused with [[Discworld|the thing that goes parp]], [[Doctor Who (TV)|the thing that goes ding when there's stuff]], [[Calvin and Hobbes|the scientific progress that goes boink]], [[Monty Pythons the Meaning of Life|the machine that goes ping]], [[Team Fortress 2 (Video Game)|the man who goes BONK]], [[Monty Python and The Holy Grail|The Knights Who Say Ni!]], [[Spamalot|The Song That Goes Like This]], [[Hitch Hikers Guide to The Galaxy|the thing your aunt gave that you don't know what it is]], [[The Addams Family (TV)|the Thing that lives in a box]], [[Fantastic Four|The Thing that goes "It's clobberin' time!"]], [[Final Fantasy|Tonberries]], [[Law and Order|the thing that goes doink-doink]], [[Fan Girl|the things that go squee]], the thing that goes boing, [[The Thing That Would Not Leave]], [[Overly Long Gag|or the thing that keeps going]]. Definitely shouldn't be confused with ''[[The Thing (Film)|The Thing]]''.}}
* From the top of the [[Emilie Autumn]] page:
{{quote| [[Describe Topic Here|Describe]] [[Emilie Autumn]] here. OK then: Emilie is self-described as that she sounds [[Mind Screw|like the best cup of English Breakfast spiked with cyanide and smashed on your antique wallpaper]].}}
* The [[Hurricane of Puns]] from the [[Death Dealer]] page.
{{quote| The user might be, but isn't necessarily, a [[Card Carrying Villain]] ([[Incredibly Lame Pun|sorry]]). Also likely to be a [[Card Sharp]] (with sharp cards), so the use of such a [[Weapon of Choice|distinctive weapon]] may be the killer's [[Calling Card]] ([[Hurricane of Puns|I can do this all day]]). If they're so [[Improbable Aiming Skills|improbably good]] that the full house won't shut up about it, they're the [[The Ace]] [[Pungeon Master|(yeah, I know, my card is marked. I can deal with it)]].}}
* Click on "maybe" in the content warning page. Seriously, go.
* The last line on [[Works Pages Are a Free Launch]].
* The St. Basil's Cathedral [[Running Gag]] on the [[Symbology Research Failure]] page. It's [[Better Than It Sounds]].
* Of all the places, the [[Eldritch Abomination]] page. The article describes this trope extremely well, becoming rather creepy in telling how freaking ''wrong'' those creatures are, how much of an aberration to our senses and to our laws of physics they are, it makes a point of telling us that we can't even classify them as evil as they don't follow the same morals... {{spoiler|[[Mood Whiplash|And it ends with a]][[Sophisticated As Hell|"YourMom" joke]]}}.
* The [[Word Cruft]] page's explanation for why rhetorical questions are a bad idea:
{{quote| This isn't the author's fault. Rhetorical questions are a very useful device! Unfortunately, an explosion in a lead paint chips factory in Montana has left a fair chunk of the internet with the approximate IQ of a retarded gibbon. If you pose a rhetorical question, or anything that could by the remotest stretch be interpreted as a rhetorical question, someone will respond to it seriously and then pat himself on the back (with his long, gibbon-like arms) for his amazing internet wit. The probability of this happening is 1. Do not write rhetorical questions. }}
* The quote at the top of the [[Broken Pedestal]] page.
{{quote| "It's like going to heaven and finding God smoking crack!"}}
* From [[Sheathe Your Sword]]:
{{quote| No, this is not a [[Sex Tropes|sex trope]] with a euphemistic title. [[Hypocritical Humor|Perverts]].}}
* Most of the TV Tropes articles for movies are written as though the author had a neutral opinion about it. Then there's the ''[[Camp Rock]]'' page.
* The opening for the ''[[Dokapon Kingdom]]'' page.
* The description on the [[Ken Narita]] page as it essentially gets hijacked by the man himself, in a ''giant orange'', apparently.
* The following quote from the top of the [[Annoying Laugh]] page:
{{quote| I do realise that when I laugh, it sounds like a [[Black Comedy Rape|seal is being molested]].}}
* From [[Refuge in Audacity]]:
{{quote| This isn't [[Getting Crap Past the Radar]], this is crashing the crap through the front doors and out the back doors of the radar installation, in an armored car with sunglasses-wearing flaming skull decals on every flat surface and a Hieronymus Bosch reproduction on the door, hood-mounted machine guns blazing, [[Mot Ã]]¶rhead blasting on the jury-rigged PA system, and one arm hanging out of the window making a rude hand gesture, and the tires leaving tracks painting sex and violence on the floor and walls. }}
* A former line from the ''[[Cardcaptor Sakura (Manga)|Cardcaptor Sakura]]'' page:
{{quote| "[[Spell My Name With an S|The title is officially written Cardcaptor Sakura]], [[Fan Dumb|but tends to be written as three words by the English fanbase]], [[Serious Business|mostly because]] [[Parody Failure|Cardcaptors]] [[Critical Research Failure|left a bad taste in their mouths]]."}}


{{examples|Examples (trope pages)}}
* I couldn't help but roll in laughter and the second entry...of this, on [[A Boy and His X]]
{{quote| * ''[[Digimon]]'', ''[[Pokémon]]'', ''[[Monster Rancher (Anime)|Monster Rancher]]'' and a slew of others make up A Boy and His [[Mons]].<br />
** [[Double Entendre|And I always thought those shows were for children]]. }}
* The [[Gundam 00|Lockon/Tieria]] entry on the [[Ho Yay (Anime)|anime Ho Yay]] page.
** Also, from that same page:
{{quote| First season of the anime is in the can, and I just have to say, ''[[Zero Seven Ghost|07 Ghost]]'' has the highest [[Ho Yay]] density of any non-porny show I have EVER SEEN. It's "[[Beyond the Impossible|Over Nine Thousaaaaand]]!" }}
* On the [[All Animation Is Disney]] page, when one of the users comment on how the infamous ''[[Ella Enchanted]]'' movie was mistaken for a Disney film. After stating the company, he/she stated that it will also make ''[[Kill Bill]]'' a Disney movie as well.
* This from the [[Real Life]] section of the [[Gone Horribly Wrong]] page:
{{quote|* [[TV Tropes]]! This was supposed to be a repository for medical information so doctors could cure any disease in the world, and now look at it! <br />
** [[Utopia Justifies the Means|It was worth it]]. <br />
*** We did what we had to do. |*** [[For Science]]! }}
** The [[Real Life]] page itself.
* Go to [[I Thought It Meant]] and look up [[Light Is Not Good]]. Go on, we'll wait...
* Another from this very wiki: hit [[Paranoia Fuel]] and read the byplay about the 'facehuggers' from ''[[Alien (Film)|Alien]]''.
** It's gone now. This troper is sad.
* The [[Break the Haughty]] entry on Jool from ''[[Farscape (TV)|Farscape]]'' once had a typo that made this troper nearly collapse:
{{quote| ...having to slog through a waist high swamp of incest feces. }}
* The following entry on the [[Hard Gay]] page:
{{quote| * '''[[Memetic Mutation|MAN]]'''nosuke from ''[[Touhou]]'' [[Fanon]]. <br />
"Why LOOK at ARMPITS when you can LOOK at '''MANPITS!'''"<br />
"Who needs FANservice when you can have '''[[Fan Disservice|MAN]]'''[[Fan Disservice|service]]!"<br />
** Geez, that sounds like a Powerthirst ad... }}
* Found on [[Ax Crazy]]:
{{quote| Bellatrix Lestrange from ''Harry Potter'', a Complete Monster whose love of Cold-Blooded Torture exceeds even Voldemort's. In fact, there are numerous occasions where Voldemort decides he has to stop Bellatrix from killing anyone (admittedly because killing them would ruin some plan of his, rather than out of any actual mercy, but even so...)<br />
Oh, sure. 'Cause only Voldie can hold her back, right?<br />
NOT AS WELL AS MOLLY, YOU BITCH. }}
* From the [[Sissy Villain]] page:
{{quote| * Cobra Commander of ''[[G.I. Joe]]'', often described as a "faceless effeminate screechy man." Where other villains go into rages, Cobra Commander throws ''hissy fits''.<br />
** Hell, his threat level seems to be based on how deep his voice is. }}
* The film section for the [[Narm]] page has this to say about ''[[Titanic]]'':
{{quote| ** Two words: Billy. Zane. His performance is a special kind of genius -- the unintentional kind. In one scene, Cal starts shooting at Jack and Rose as the ship is sinking. As one critic put it, "Oh no! I hope he doesn't shoot them! They might drown!" }}
* From the [[Man I Feel Like a Woman]] page:
{{quote|Keiichi from ''[[Ah My Goddess (Manga)|Ah My Goddess]]'' went through the transformation in an episode where he was working with Urd's potion ingredients. He checks his new... bumpers in the trope-specified way, then discovers he is still male from the waist down... and his lower half is pretty excited about the additions on the upper floors.|'''[[Brain Bleach|Cannot unsee]]'''.}}
* Most of the stuff on the Literature section for [[Narm]]. Especially...
{{quote| * "Sucks to your ass-mar!" from ''[[Lord of the Flies]]''.<br />
** Quite a bit of ''[[Lord of the Flies]]' is rendered Narmful because some of the descriptions sound [[Double Entendre|suspiciously sexual]]. [[Freud Was Right]]!<br />
*** A bunch of boys naked on an island saying things like "sucks to your ass-mar". [[Ho Yay|What do you mean, it's not homoerotic?]] }}
* [[Soundtrack Dissonance]] page FTW:
{{quote|'''Asuka''': ''Shinji, you suck''.<br />
'''Shinji''': ''Yeah? Well, let's see how you feel after I strangle you. Cue the light, happy jazz-pop!''|''[http://www.gamespite.net/toastywiki/index.php/Site/ThumbnailEndOfEvangelion02 Toastyfrog's] End of [[Neon Genesis Evangelion|Evangelion]]: Thumbnail Theatre''}}
* A lot of the stuff on the [[Dub Text]] page. Here are a few notable instances:
{{quote|** [[Sailor Moon]]: The dub also accidentally created the [[Unusual Euphemism]] "talented" for "breast size". The characters were trying out for the play Snow White and Makoto says she should be chosen [[Buxom Is Better|because of her breasts]]. The dub version had her refer to her being '''the most talented''' instead, but didn't edit the gesture that made it ''abundantly'' clear what Lita (dub name for Makoto) meant by '''talented'''.<br />
*** Makoto is indeed... '''talented'''.<br />
*** Some food for thought: A '''talent''' is roughly 60 lbs., or 27 kg.31 (Babylonian Mesopotamian), and 33kg (Roman) to [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ancient_Hebrew_weights_and_measures#Weight Hebrew measurements] with the New Testament Jewish weight of 60kg! So you get a variance of 26-60kg or 57-133lbs! Now the real questions becomes '''"Is that how each one weighs individually?"''') [[Real Life]] example: [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gigantomastia Gigantomastia]!<br />
**** While she is '''talented''', she's NOT THAT (ahem) '''talented'''. <br />
*** [[Bold Inflation|Were these examples written by Stan Lee or something?]]<br />
** Then there was the scene where the villain Mimete's bare leg is bopping up and down from off screen which pans to reveal that she's... playing twister. In the dub this scene is even saucier as Mimete's voice actress makes all sorts of sultry moans during it. <br />
** Neflyte's reaction upon seeing Sailor Moon transform for the first time:|Neflyte: "I watched while you changed. It was fascinating."}}
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* From [[Yaoi Fangirl]]: Haruna Saotome in ''[[Mahou Sensei Negima]]''. At the start of chapter 183, she even drags Negi to a convention with her. Of course, he [[Adorably Precocious Child|is too innocent to realize what he's picking up]].
{{quote| '''Negi''': What's this? This man is naked and...<br />
'''Chisame''': DON'T YOU DARE TURN ANOTHER PAGE!!!<br />
'''Haruna''': It's kind of hard to get regular people to understand our hobbies. Right Chisame-san?<br />
'''Chisame''': Then don't friggin' bring 'em-!! }}
* This entry under [[Everything Is Worse With Bears]]:
{{quote| * A group of armed militants in Kashmir stopped to have some pudding in a cave hideway...shared by a bear. The bear killed two and severely injured a third.<br />
* To clarify, the cave was shared, not the pudding.<br />
* Note: This may be why the bear attacked. }}
* This entry concerning [[Doctor Who (TV)/Recap/S19 E6 Earthshock|"Earthshock"]] on [[Take That Scrappy]]:
{{quote|** In an extra on the DVD version of "Earthshock", Adric ''survives'' the spaceship crash, lands on prehistoric Earth... and is promptly eaten by a Tyrannosaurus. A detatched Cyberman head remarks, "Excellent".|*** ...''[[Sarcasm Mode|suuuuuuuure]]''.}}


== Examples (work pages) ==
* This line from the ''[[Transformers Film Series]]'' page...
{{quote| * [[Screams Like a Little Girl]]: ''Oh, Sam...''}}
* This bit on ''[[The Swan Princess]]'' page, caused this troper to laugh non stop. (The highlighted bit was the best part of it all).
{{quote| * [[Skyward Scream]]: "THE VOW I MADE WAS [[Narm|FOR HUUUUUEEEEEEEERRRRRRRGGGGHHH!!!]]"<br />
** {{spoiler|[[Lampshade Hanging|"There's no need to shout."]]}} }}
* The [[Cut Lex Luthor a Check]] entry about Mr. Freeze on the ''[[Batman and Robin (Film)|Batman and Robin]]'' page. [[Late to The Punchline|Just read what the second entry pot holes to]].
* The following was found on the main ''[[Naruto]]'' page:
{{quote|[[Fan Preferred Couple]]: Don't even start.|* Well, there's {{spoiler|Did You}} and {{spoiler|Seriously}} and {{spoiler|Highlight This?}} and...}}
* Most likely due to the insane (and that's putting it ''mildly'') lengths that the game takes [[Refuge in Audacity]], most ''[[Warhammer 40000]]'' entries on this wiki are utter hilarity, but the absolute best are its entries in [[Always Chaotic Evil]], [[Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot]] and [[This Is Your Premise On Drugs]]. Hell, the entire ''[[Warhammer 40000]]'' page itself is guaranteed to make you laugh. The fact that the setting runs off a mix of [[Refuge in Audacity]], [[Troperrific]], [[Rule of Cool]], [[Darker and Edgier]], and [[Beyond the Impossible]] guarantees interesting results when applied to the fact that it is also [[Trope Overdosed]].
* The [[Subtext]] section on ''[[The Zombie Hunters]]'':
{{quote| * [[Subtext]]: Several places. The subtext corners the text in a dark alley, beats it up, and steals its lunch money in the sequence of strips starting [http://www.thezombiehunters.com/index.php?strip_id=97 here].}}


== Examples (character sheets) ==
* The ''[[Batman]]'' character sheet, regarding [[Bratty Half Pint|Damian Wayne]].
{{quote| * [[My Dad Can Beat Up Your Dad]]: Fine, when your dad is '''Batman''', you can have bragging rights.}}
* [[Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha Vi Vid (Manga)/Characters|Vivio's character sheet]] gives us this little gem for her "[[Cute Bruiser]]" entry:
** [[Cute Bruiser]]: She's quite good at martial arts. You'd think Nanoha's starting her a bit early, and should be more concerned about teaching her to do things like make friends. ''[[Defeat Means Friendship|Oh, wait...]]''
* This part of the ''[[Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann]]'' character sheet, on [[Memetic Badass|Kamina]]...
{{quote| * [[Messianic Archetype]]: Most blatantly during {{spoiler|his death, where he is pierced in the side with Thymilph's spear}}. In several situations, Simon and Kittan ask themselves, "What would Kamina do?". Plus, {{spoiler|he returns from the dead to save them all from the [[Lotus Eater Machine]]}}.<br />
** [http://i935.photobucket.com/albums/ad197/ZeitgeistGlee/TTGLJesus.jpg Proof]. }}


== Examples (nightmare fuel) ==
* The [[Nightmare Fuel]] page for ''[[Courage the Cowardly Dog (Animation)/Nightmare Fuel|Courage The Cowardly Dog]]'' when it's talking about the "Perfect Trumpet Thingy"


== Examples (other subpages) ==
* This hilarious bit on the ''[[Bleach]]'' [[Memetic Mutation]] page:
{{quote| * ''Aizen's transformations to various forms have resulted in the following'':<br />
** ''"All hail Butterflaizen"''.<br />
** ''KKK!Aizen''.<br />
** ''"Aizen has become [[Lady Gaga]]"''.<br />
*** ''That's LORD Gaga to you!''<br />
*** ''Or the Lady!Butterfly Gaga!!!''<br />
** '''''Gin's bankai should of been a flyswatter or a can of Raid'''''. }}
* This bit in it's hilarity on the ''[[Pokémon]]'' [[Getting Crap Past the Radar]] page.
{{quote| * ''There's also Harley''. ''Basically every thing about him is [[Ambiguously Gay]]''. ''He even calls May "girlfriend" a few times''. ''It's so blatant you'd have no idea how it didn't get any angry letters from soccer moms''.<br />
** ''He could be in love with May for all we know''.<br />
*** ''Bah, he'' ''[[Shipper On Deck|ships her with Drew]]''. <br />
*** ''He'' ''[[I Want My Beloved to Be Happy|wants his beloved to be happy]]'' ''and knows he's too old for her?''<br />
** ''[[Ambiguously Gay]]?'' ''What about this line?''<br />
'''''Harley''''': ''(throws off his cloak to reveal that he's dressed like May)'' ''Peekaboo!'' ''It's your favorite naughty Coordinator -- me!''<br />
** ''Yeah, try [[Camp Gay]]''. ''There's nothing ambiguous about Harley''. }}
** Speaking of [[Pokémon]], [[YMMV/Ptitleh 2 xwpnnp|this page]], under [[Pokémon Gold and Silver (Video Game)|HeartGold and SoulSilver Section]] of the [[Memetic Molester]] trope.
{{quote| ** Also, of course, Silver's stripping scene. Silver, hating Team Rocket is not a good excuse for stripping people. [[Rule 34|Not that the fandom has any problem with it]]. }}
** This [[Pokémon (Franchise)/Fridge|Fridge Brilliance]] example:
{{quote|* Finally figured out why Curse is different between Ghost types and other types. Imagine a Slowpoke cursing!|** Yooooouuuuu... ...mooootthhheeeeeerrrrr... ...fffffffuuuuuuuuckkeeeeeerrrrr.....}}
* This part of the ''[[Star Fox (Video Game)|Star Fox]]'' [[Memetic Mutation]] in its glory...
{{quote| ** Thanks to ''[[Super Smash Bros]]. Brawl'', Wolf O'Donnell's [[Pre Ass Kicking One Liner|"Can't let you do that, Star Fox!"]] has expanded so that Wolf can't let ''anybody'' do ''anything''.<br />
*** "Can't let you brew that, Starbucks!"<br />
*** "Can't let you chew that, Starburst!"<br />
*** "Can't let you view that, Firefox!"<br />
*** [http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/starwolf-screwthat.jpg THIS]!!! }}
* This nice little bit from the [[DCAU]] [[Getting Crap Past the Radar]] page...
{{quote| * In the same episode, Superman's solution to combat both Parasite's skin to skin power stealing powers and Livewire's electric powers is a (clear) full body latex body suit. Livewire's reaction: "Ooh, the boy scout brought protection!" <br />
** Well, the Boy Scout motto ''is'' "be prepared." }}
* The "conversation" had by the Exeuctive and Developer in the ''Ring Raiders'' entry on the [[Getting Crap Past the Radar]] page.
{{quote| '''Executive''': So, um, we need a new toy line or something.<br />
'''Developer''': How about a series of disembodied pair of legs that have a parrot perched on the pelvis and an eyepatch on the left arse cheek? We could call them Butt Pirates.<br />
'''Executive''': Maybe. Any other ideas?<br />
'''Developer''': How about Anal Invaders? I can't think of what they'd be, but the name's pretty good, right?<br />
'''Executive''': (nods approvingly)<br />
'''Developer''': OH! How about a set of plastic rings with fighter jets on them? We could call them Ring Raiders.<br />
'''Executive''': Perfect! And we can make it into a cartoon series somehow!<br />
'''Developer''': For fuck's sake, Gary, stop agreeing with me. I'm trying to lose my job before Mattel buys us out.<br />
'''Executive''': So am I. }}
* The following exchange from ''[[Enchanted (Film)|Enchanted]]'''s entry in the Radar section:
{{quote| * When Nathaniel first pops out of the manhole, the road workers, exasperated, ask him if he's looking for a beautiful princess like Edward was. Nathaniel's reply: "No. A Prince, actually." The stunned expressions on the roadworkers' faces are obvious.<br />
** Hur, hur, hur... manhole.<br />
*** Oh, thanks a LOT. Now I'm picturing Timothy Spall erupting out of someone's penis... }}
* The following from the ''[[Bleach]]'' [[Ho Yay]] page:
{{quote| * '''Attention Ichigo Shippers''': [[Squee]] in joy at Japan's newest poll of ''Bleach'''s best bouts, which [http://www.onemanga.com/Bleach/392/02-03/ seems to feature Ichigo giving valentines] to his fan-voted greatest boyfriends.<br />
** It's like Kubo based Renji's pose off of an underwear model.<br />
** At this point it is clear that ''Bleach'' is a story about fashion models who sometimes pretend to be soul reapers waging war. }}
* From the ''[[Teen Titans (Animation)|Teen Titans]]'' [[Getting Crap Past the Radar]] [[Teen Titans (Animation)/Radar|page]]:
{{quote|In "Can I Keep Him", Johnny Rancid taunts Robin saying, "Look at that, Bird Boy, my dog is kicking your..." Beast Boy turns into a donkey and kicks him, hinting at the greatest euphemism ever ''in a cartoon'' for a certain phrase that we all know ([[Don't Explain the Joke|because we all know what the old English word for donkey is]]).|esol?}}


== Examples (moment pages) ==
* The following lines from the Funny Moments page for {{spoiler|[[The Day After (Film)|The Day After]]}}:
{{quote| ''' {{spoiler|Go ahead, find something funny about this film. [[Shmuck Bait|WE]] [[Sarcasm Mode|DARE YOU]].}}'''<br />
{{spoiler|Does the fact that there's a [[Crowning Moment of Funny]] section for a non-humorous film count?}} }}
* From the [[Mahou Sensei Negima (Manga)/Funny|Mahou Sensei Negima]] Funny Moments page, this extract:
{{quote|At the beginning of the seventh volume of ''[[Mahou Sensei Negima]]!'', Asuna starts acting as though she has suddenly fallen in love with Negi, which was done dramatically (more or less) until it was revealed that she had partaken of a [[Love Potion]] by mistake. She starts to act relieved...and then ''[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v07/c054.0/19.html this happens]''.<br />
The fact that the victim of [[The Glomp]] has a major [[Bodyguard Crush]] on the girl who's latched onto her makes it even funnier.<br />
Neh, where I come from, "glomps" don't start with your arms around someone's waist and your face snuggled up against their hips... ;-)<br />
It all depends on the reaction time. Setsuna's was better, but not by enough. ^_^|I don't think that's Setsuna's waist she has her arms around... }}


== Examples (fridge pages) ==


== Examples (unsorted) ==
* This:
{{quote|* Ray Arnold in ''[[Jurassic Park]]'' came before Jackson's popularity really took off, and was easily his least Badass role: He was a grouchy computer nerd with a bad nicotine addiction who got killed off-screen by velociraptors (he wants you to hold onto your butts). <br />
** Not true, his least badass role was in ''[[Coming to America]]'', an [[Eddie Murphy]] vehicle. He played a one shot thug who tried to rob the fast food place and got his ass kicked by Eddie Murphy with a mop. It was sad.<br />
** Although this troper maintains that Samuel L. Jackson only lost the one arm to the pack of raptors (which were much more numerous in the book), and was able to kill near all of them before getting away. He then ran into the T-rex and went (mind you at this point, he only has one arm) on to best the Rex in single combat. The Rex was impressed and vowed to avenge Jackson, thus supplying the [[Deus Ex Machina]] scene at the end of the movie where the T-rex saves the day and saves Jackson's rep.<br />
*** ...And that is now officially part of this troper's personal [[Canon]].<br />
**** Well, now we now know what ''Jurassic Park 4'' will be about.<br />
**** ...Agreed.<br />
*** Obviously.<br />
*** I would normally say how stupid that sounds, but it's Samuel L. ''Mutha Fuckin''' Jackson. I now submit it to a vote as to whether nerds everywhere take this as canon.<br />
**** All of them. Ever.<br />
***** And then Samuel L. Jackson and the T-Rex both travel to the mainland at the end, Samuel gets a bionic arm, and [[They Fight Crime|they go into business together as private investigators]].<br />
****** This troper just had an orgasm reading that.<br />
*** Or alternately, he ripped off his own arm to beat the raptors to death with it and escape the island. He's awesome like that.<br />
**** Pffft, ''no''. He got his arm torn off, beat the raptor that attacked him to death with it, and, having slain the pack's leader, [[You Kill It You Bought It|took over the pack]]. The raptors hunting the rest of the cast were rebels who dared to defy Jackson's authority, so he sent the T-Rex to "discipline" them. As a reward, the T-Rex is allowed to chill with Jackson's raptors and serves as His Awesomeness' personal mount. When the Costa Rican military shows up to check out the island, Jackson hitches a ride with them back to the mainland because would ''you'' say no to the guy riding the T-Rex with a squad of raptors marching in formation behind him? ''Then'' he gets his bionic arm. It probably has a [[Star Wars|lightsaber]] built into it. Purple, of course.<br />
**** While he was on fire.<br />
**** You're all loony.<br />
**** We're the sane ones, you're loony for thinkin Samuel "BMF" Jackson wouldn't manage it. While having a refreshing beverage.<br />
**** [[Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series|Now that we have said it, IT MUST BE CANON]]. Which scenario you ask? Both. He's just that awesome. <br />
***** I'm weeping tears of joy just reading all of this. I reckon he then went back and taught the Raptors and the T-Rex how to be Jedi and gave them all bionic arms. That's why the island is so fucked up by the time of the third film. They conquered the island in brutal cyborg dinosaur Jedi combat, then left to teach the rest of the world how to be badass.<br />
****** I don't even LIKE [[Star Wars]] and I still think this is awesome.|******* Oh, and you know that thing with the Force lightning in [[Revenge of the Sith|ROTS]]? That just gave him the power to control ice and blasted him into a [[The Incredibles|parallel universe]].}}
* The whole [[Law Procedural]] sketch on [[I Won't Say I'm Guilty]] is pretty funny, but I burst out laughing at "...and the jury are apparently collaborating on a book called ''Burn in Hell, Wendell Spatz, You Guilty Guilty Scumbag''."
* This, from the [[Unstoppable Rage]] page:
{{quote| * ''Neon Genesis Evangelion''. Long story short, do not get the Humongous Mecha mad at you. Ever. <br />
** Because it will EAT you, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup. }}
* On the [[Dark Is Not Evil]] page, in the Real Life section:
{{quote| Black Pope is not a new movie starring Martin Lawernce.}}
* On the [[Scenery Censor]] page, discussing the pilot for ''[[Firefly (TV)|Firefly]]'', the [[Pothole|Pot Holes]]:
{{quote| * An interesting variation of this pops up in the pilot when River climbs out of the box. Though you don't see anything from the first few shots, the camera then switches to a far-off, wide-angle shot of the entire bay that shows River very clearly, in which nothing is covering her up, but the camera is so far off that you can't see anything distinct about her. <br />
** [[I'm a Man I Can't Help It|Is it the same with the High-Def Blu-ray disc]]?<br />
*** [[Big No|No, you can still see nothing]]. }}
* Weirdly enough, this troper found one on the [[Main/Western Animation/Film/Nightmare Fuel|Western Animation Film Nightmare Fuel]] page:
{{quote| ''The Brave frickin' Little Toaster''. A beloved childhood classic for many children of the 90's? Yes. An irredeemably soul-scarring fount of horror and trauma? ''You bet your biscuits!''}}
* ''[[Justice League]]'''s section for [[Celibate Hero]]. Pasted here since it was deleted:
{{quote| * [[Celibate Hero]]: Batman pretty much gives Wonder Woman an entire laundry list of reasons why they won't be dating. The best is probably, "You're a princess from a race of immortal warriors while I'm a rich kid with issues. ''Lots'' of issues."<br />
** It doesn't help that Bruce's other loves are (a) a woman who turned into a murderous vigilante, (b) a criminal, (c) the daughter of a man who wants to [[Kill All Humans]], and (d) Superman's girlfriend, and [according to ''[[Batman Beyond]]''] (e) his best friend's daughter who started dressing like him as a teenager who was also in a long relationship with his adopted son. Someone relatively normal doesn't really work for him.<br />
** You're forgetting (f) the magician (and fellow hero) he dated in his teens (she insists they're "just good friends" however, and not in ''that'' way...) and (g) the {{spoiler|artificially-created plant woman who tried to kill him for his money}}. <br />
** He presumably also added (h) the daughter of a mob strongman to his checklist.<br />
** Don't forget (i) the half-cheetah scientist who just wanted someone to talk to.<br />
** Wait, what trope were we discussing again?<br />
*** [[Chick Magnet]], [[Crowning Moment of Funny|I believe]]. }}
* The [[Monster Clown]] entry under ''[[Batman Arkham Asylum]]''.
* This is probably the best thing on the [[Beam Me Up Scotty]]:
{{quote| * ''"The only traditions of the Royal Navy are rum, sodomy and the lash." -- Sir [[Winston Churchill]] never said this; his personal secretary, Anthony Montague-Browne, said that although Churchill did not say this, he wished he had''.<br />
** ''Note that the British Navy abolished the practice of flogging in 1948, and that rum rations were discontinued in 1970. The modern navy runs on sodomy, and sodomy alone''. }}
* This bit from [[Nostalgia Aint Like It Used to Be]]:
{{quote| * Almost ubiquitous in the message of political "culture warriors"; apparently, all the evils of the world came to America along with the Beatles.<br />
** The Fab Four Horsemen of the Applepocalypse! }}
* From [[Misplaced Nationalism]]:
{{quote| ''To a non-American, a Yankee is an American. To an American, a Yankee is a Northerner. To a Northerner, a Yankee is a Northeasterner. To a Northeasterner, a Yankee is a New Englander. To a New Englander, a Yankee is a Vermonter. To a Vermonter, a Yankee is someone who has pie for breakfast''.}}
* The title of [[For the Evulz]], as well as some of the stuff on the page. The following probably takes the cake:
{{quote| * ''[[The Wizard of Oz (Film)|The Wizard of Oz]]'': The Wicked Witch of the West, opening the door to [[Wicked (Literature)|severe]] [[Draco in Leather Pants|Leather Petticoating]].<br />
** Hey, bitch stole her shoes - that shit don't fly in the merry old land of Oz. }}
* This entry in the ''[[Sailor Moon]]'' page next to [[Macekre]]:
{{quote| ''And the characters developed an inability to distinguish rice balls from donuts''.}}
* This gem from [[No Such Thing As Space Jesus]]:
{{quote|* Averted in the [[Cthulhu Mythos]]. While the Great Old Ones and the Outer Gods are "merely" immensely powerful extradimensional entities, they are often referred as gods and worshipped by various cults (after all, what else do you call something like Yog-Sothoth, who is eternal, omniscient and pretty much all-powerful, not to mention completely unbound by our 4-dimensional universe?).|** To his face, probably something like "AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR MY BRAIN HURTS".}}
* From the [[Disposable Love Interest]] page, this "explanation" for why [[Batman]] has a different girlfriend in every movie:
{{quote| Every Batman movie has a new girl for the Batmeister who will only get mentioned if she's lucky. '''Catwoman probably eats them'''.}}
* This comment from the ''[[Clash of the Titans]]'' page:
{{quote|* [[Dwindling Party]]: Don't get too attached to the all those soldiers. |** They wore [[Red Shirt|red]]. They brought it on themselves.}}
* This line from the ''[[Dragonball]]'' page:
{{quote| You're watching a series where power levels go [[Beyond the Impossible]], mythology and aliens get rolled up into an insane mishmash and [[Death Is Cheap|people treat the afterlife like it has a revolving door]] and your biggest complaint about the [[Mohs Scale of Science Fiction Hardness|scientific hardness]] is that ''Gohan isn't sterile?!''}}
* This line from the [[Dragon Ball Abridged]] [[Dragon Ball Abridged (Web Video)/Funny|Crowning Moment of Funny]] page.
{{quote| In episode 18: Vegeta discovers the Dragonball he hid away is missing. This irritates him.}}
* From the "[[Better Than It Sounds]]: Video Games N-Z" page: ''The Sims 2'': The same group of people's descendants are placed into the hands of the same god, who now can bring fates worse than the plagues of egypt upon them. Death itself occasionally ignores their corpse and watches their telly''.
** On the same page, the ''[[Prototype (Video Game)|Prototype]]'' entry: "Man in hoodie goes out for lunch in New York despite the army's best attempts to stop him."
* This bit of [[Stealth Parody]] from [[Five Token Band]]:
{{quote| ''[[The Land Before Time]]'' is notable (and was quite controversial at the time) for being the first major franchise to feature a cast comprised of five different dinosaur species: Littlefoot, an Apatosaurus; Cera, a Triceratops; Ducky, a Saurolophus; Petrie, a Pteradon; and Spike, a Stegosaurus. In fact, even though the films consistently establish "Longnecks" as the most important characters, and even despite the embarrassingly stereotypical speech patterns and muteness of Petrie and Spike, respectively, credit really must be given for the portrayal of the different species existing in relative equality and harmony. Complaints continue to issue forth, however, from various "Three-Horn" advocacy groups, who insist that Triceratops are not the loud-mouthed, opinionated trouble-makers portrayed in the films, and that they do not disagree with everything everybody says. }}
* The ''old'' description of Henry Kissinger on the [[Kavorka Man]] page. Mainly the last sentences.
{{quote| * [[Villain With Good Publicity|Henry Kissinger]]: [[Complete Monster|Destroyed democracies in Latin America. Bombed civilians in Asia. Said of loyalty, honour and civilisation: "I am afraid those things have no place in the modern world."]] [[Arson Murder and Jaywalking|Looks like a combination of Eugene Levy and a frog]]. [[Karma Houdini|And]] ''[[Karma Houdini|still]]'' [[Karma Houdini|got more in a year than you ever will in your entire]] ''[[Karma Houdini|life]]''. '''[[Precision F Strike|Fuck]]'''.}}
* From the [[Crotch Grab Sex Check]] page:
{{quote| * ''[[Metal Gear Solid 2]]'': The president is a friendly guy. So friendly, in fact, that upon meeting bishounen hero Raiden, he decides to greet Raiden with a friendly cup check to make sure he's not a chick.<br />
** An extremely elongated, gentle cup check. You know you've been playing Metal Gear too long when things like that stop seeming strange.<br />
** The above picture is a [[Hiimdaisy|fan]]'s version of this very scene.<br />
'''Raiden''': YOU ARE THE WORST PRESIDENT EVER. }}
* The [[Noodle People]] page's description of the [[Avatar|Na'vi]]:
{{quote| They're basically 12-foot-tall, hairless, blue, bipedal lemurs. }}
* This exchange on [[Eats Babies]]:
{{quote|In the ''[[Hellsing]]'' television series, it appears as though Incognito enjoys stewed babies. Possibly; it is a little hard to tell what exactly he's eating there, but it sure ''looks'' like stewed babies.|Wait, how do you know what stewed babies look li- [[Oh Crap|ohhh...]]}}
* From the [[Nightmare Fuel]] page for [[Majoras Mask]]:
{{quote| ** The hand in the toilet, I had to shit in a bag for weeks because I was terrified to sit on any toilet after that hand jumps out.<br />
*** I don't know what squicks me more: the fact that you crapped in a bag, or the fact you did it for ''weeks''. }}
* From the [[Beat Still My Heart]] page:
{{quote| * This, along with many other horrifically [[Gorn|violent]] happenings, occurs in the first 10 minutes of the anime, ''[[Elfen Lied]]''.<br />
** Anybody else notice [[Groin Attack|where it landed]]? Granted, it had no actual force of impact, and so it probably didn't physically hurt the unlucky target, but smart money says that guard couldn't get it up again for weeks. }}
* From the [[All Girls Like Ponies]] page:
{{quote| Of course, the trope is parodied [[My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic (Animation)|when it's a boy or a guy who likes ponies]].}}
* From the Nightmare Fuel page for [[My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic (Animation)|My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic]]
{{quote| ** Followed directly by the statue cracking and him giving a ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGn1TlBLm0w seriously creepy]'' [[Evil Laugh]]...<br />
*** Wow Discord's laughing so hard he's ...*puts on sunglasses* cracking up YYYYYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!­!!!<br />
** In regards to Twilight's... "[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/NightmareFuel/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS2E3LessonZero breakdown]": I mean, wouldn't that be something like [[Twenty Four|Jack Bauer]] saying, "If I can't find terrorism, I'LL '''MAKE''' TERRORISM!"? [[Metaphorgotten|Okay, maybe that was a bad comparison...]] }}
* Found on the [[Ambiguously Gay]] page under ''[[Code Geass]]'':
{{quote| ** Not to mention Kanon himself, who is quite pretty and expresses more concern for Schneizel than an advisor should for a boss. [[All There in the Manual|Side materials]] state that he's a crossdresser who had a hard time getting a job until Schneizel hired him for his talents and didn't mind his peculiar tastes.<br />
*** [[Incredibly Lame Pun|So, Schneizel's HoYay ship is Kanon?]] }}
* From the [[Nightmare Fuel]] page for ''[[Kingdom Hearts]]'':
{{quote| ** As long as we're talking the final Ansem fight, World of Chaos (the ship) is pretty damn freaky even for this adult troper. That ''face''... ick.<br />
*** [[Mr. Fanservice|On the bright side, Giant Shirtless Ansem]].<br />
*** On the worse side, [[Squick|Giant Shirtless Ansem]].<br />
*** [[Draco in Leather Pants|On the bright side, Giant Shirtless Ansem]].<br />
*** [[Overly Long Gag|On the other hand]], [[Brain Bleach|Giant Shirtless Ansem]]. }}
* From the [[Monochrome Casting]] page:
{{quote| ''Dawson's Creek''. No black people, even in the Boston episodes.<br />
Except the High School principal and his daughter, played by black actors.<br />
They had black people being portrayed by black actors? Will wonders never cease. }}
* Here is one from the [[Dirty Cop]] page:
{{quote| Roger from ''[[American Dad (Animation)|American Dad]]'' turns into a dirty cop when he joins the police force in one episode... about three hours after joining, no less.<br />
Took him that long? }}
* The [[Memetic Mutation]] page for ''[[Naruto]]'' has the following:
{{quote| * Things inside [[A Party Also Known As an Orgy|Naruto]], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=00000000000000000000002w&page=136#3399in chronological order:] {{spoiler|that whore...}}<br />
** [[Parental Incest|His father]]<br />
** [[Oedipus Complex|his mother]]<br />
** [[But You Screw One Goat|The Nine Tailed Fox]]<br />
** [[Gay Option|Sasuke]]<br />
** [[Ephebophile|Itachi('s crow)]]<br />
** [[Interspecies Romance|The Seal Frog]]<br />
** [[Screw Yourself|His "evil" side]]<br />
** [[Where Da White Women At|Killer Bee]] }}
* The following from the ''[[XXX Holic]]'' page.
{{quote| * [[Even the Guys Want Him]]: Kimihiro Watanuki. Remember the [[Love Triangle]] he thought he was in? Well... he ''is'' interested in Himawari Kunogi and she kinda likes him back, but it turns out his "love rival" Shizuka Doumeki isn't interested in Himawari like he believed, but in ''[[Ho Yay|Watanuki]]'' [[Ho Yay|himself]]. Oh, and you know Zashiki Warashi, that cute girl that's [[Shrinking Violet|completely shy]] and has a huge crush on Watanuki? In all likelihood, "she" is a "he," according to a CLAMP interview where they say that her being female is [[Dropped a Bridget On Him|not necessarily the case]]. Coupled with the fact that Zashiki Warashi spirits are normally described as being young boys and rarely being girls, along with how Ame-warashi usually says "this child" when referring to Zashiki Warashi instead of actually using a gender... yeah. Watanuki apparently has more luck with the male gender...}}
* This gem from the [[Walking Shirtless Scene]] page:
{{quote| * Apparently [[Aladdin (Disney)|Aladdin]] couldn't afford buttons for his vest. Or a shirt. <br />
** Or nipples. <br />
** He can't afford ''anything'': <br />
''I steal only what I can't afford''<br />
''That's everything!'' <br />
** Are you saying Aladdin stole his nipples? }}
* From the ''[[Changeling: The Lost (Tabletop Game)|Changeling: The Lost]]'' page:
{{quote| [[Touched By Vorlons]] -- "Bad touched by Vorlons" is more like it, though... }}
* From the ''[[Mulan]]'' page, a somewhat stealthy example:
{{quote| [[Fake Nationality]]: While Mulan, Shang and Chi-Fu = Chinese-Americans, Mushu = African-American Shan Yu = Irish-Puerto Rican, Chien-Po, Ling, the head Ancestor, and the Emperor = Japanese-Americans, Yao = Jewish-American, Mulan's singing voice = Filipina, Shang's singing voice = '''Osmond-American''', Fa Zhou = Korean-American }}
* Most of the stuff in the Wall Banger pages, just because of how some of it's worded. For example, consider the following from the films section:
{{quote| ''[[WALL-E]]'': A sudden, huge wallbang moment that nearly got this troper kicked out of the theater. In the final bits of the movie, a spaceship generating its own artificial gravity IS SHOWN TO TIP TO THE SIDE BECAUSE EVERYONE MOVED TO THAT SIDE. Like a boat on the sea. Despite the fact that they were in a vacuum. Because that's how gravity works in deep space. Seriously. My brain tried to crawl out and cry in the bathroom.}}
* The [[Paranoia Fuel]] entry for ''[[First Encounter Assault Recon|F.E.A.R.]]'':
{{quote| * {{spoiler|Alma is standing right behind you}}... {{spoiler|Made you look}}.<br />
** Oh look, there goes any sleep I might have been getting for the next week. Yep, right out the door, and it's taking the car with it. }}
* From the [[Dull Surprise]] page:
{{quote| * In the ''[[Twilight (Literature)|Twilight]]'' film, Bella certainly has [http://i37.tinypic.com/2nkqag5.gif a collection of such emotions].<br />
** Why don't her eyebrows move? WHY DON'T HER EYEBROWS MOVE?!<br />
** Is... Is she actually acting? Or is she just really queasy all the time?<br />
*** From what I understand, both main actors hate the series now, but only an idiot would turn down [[Money Dear Boy|the biggest movie role since Harry Potter]]. So, in short, the latter.<br />
*** Robert Pattinson actually preferred doing more obscure movies before Harry Potter. That was, arguably, one of his first big roles. [[Fate Worse Than Death|He had no idea what he was getting himself into with Twilight]].<br />
*** A chance to kiss Kristen Stewart and a [[Money Dear Boy|shit load of money]]?<br />
*** ''Having no choice'' but to kiss Kristen Stewart and still not enough money to make it worth it. }}
* This bit from ''[[The Last Unicorn]]'' page:
{{quote| * [[Narm]]: Whenever somebody mentioned the Red Bull, I kept picturing the energy drink. <br />
** "Red Bull: Gives you wings and pushes unicorns into the sea." }}
* On the page for ''[[Jersey Shore]]'', Snooki is described with the trope [[Our Goblins Are Different]] In fact, most of the stuff on that page qualifies. This, for instance:
{{quote| Guilty Pleasure: That or [[So Bad Its Good|So Bad It's Good]]. Admit it. It's a train wreck that spews out hair gel and STD's.}}
* From the [[Purity Sue]] page under ''[[Smallville]]'':
{{quote| ** Which turned out be the case. To top it all off, she marks her departure from the show by becoming a [[God Mode Sue]] with powers equal to Clark's. Suetiful to the last.<br />
*** Not just equal, but she also radiates Kryptonite. Making her the most lethal person in the entire world to Clark. Yes folks, that is right, Lana Lang is now the one person in the entire world, who if the circumstances made it so, could slaughter pre-Superman in a fight. If you'll excuse me, there's a wall that my cranium has an appointment with. }}
* This [[Mind Screw|enigma]] from [[Trope Names for A Band]] (under Dronejam):
{{quote| Is it even possible for a band to be better than they sound?}}
* From [[Beat Still My Heart]]:
{{quote| * This, along with many other horrifically [[Gorn|violent]] happenings, occurs in the first 10 minutes of the anime, ''[[Elfen Lied]]''.<br />
** Anybody else notice [[Groin Attack|where it landed]]? Granted, it had no actual force of impact, and so it probably didn't physically hurt the unlucky target, but smart money says that guard couldn't get it up again for weeks. }}
* The entire [[Crack Pairing]] page is friggin' hilarious, but this bit from the ''[[Harry Potter]] section'' is absolutely fantastic:
{{quote| ** Just for the sake of curiosity, are there any Dobby/Grawp fics out there?<br />
*** [http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3856708/1/A_Night_in_Dobby Unfortunately, yes]. ([[NSFW]] link) }}
** And to make it even better, that's in the middle of the section -- the search for a pairing not yet thought of in the ''Harry Potter'' fandom continues (in utter vain).
* From [[Eyes Do Not Belong There]]:
{{quote| * Nobody mentioned ''[[Fullmetal Alchemist]]''? Several of the [[Eldritch Abomination|Homunculi]] qualify for this. The manga version of Envy [[One Winged Angel|turns into]] a monster-thing with screaming faces randomly scattered across its body. Pride has {{spoiler|a [[Living Shadow]] ''full'' of eyes. And mouths}}. And he's based on {{spoiler|Father's original form, a blob of shadow with a single eye and mouth; Father eventually turns into a walking, eye- and mouth-covered man made of shadows. He doesn't even bother to form a normal face, having a single enormous eye and a too-wide mouth where his head would be}}. [[Nightmare Fuel|Yeesh]].<br />
** So he/they are {{spoiler|living [[Incredibly Lame Pun|eyeshadow]]}}? }}
* Some of the examples on [[The Reason You Suck Speech]] page are really funny.
* The [[Crowning Moment of Funny]] page for Menagea3'' is pretty funny, but its the following that takes the cake:
{{quote| * Does [http://www.menagea3.net/strips-ma3/save_me_-_guest this] mean I had a three-way?<br />
** The following reply from the forum:<br />
No, Gary. You were just getting a little head. }}
* The following from the [[Dramatic Unmask]] page:
{{quote| * ''[[The Phantom of the Opera]]'', especially the silent film.<br />
** Although, in the most recent film adaptation, many people found the unmasking during "The Point of No Return" more Narm than drama.<br />
*** IT'S TERRIBLE, HE HAS A BAD SUNBURN! Christine, run! }}
* From the [[All There Is to Know About The Crying Game]] page:
{{quote| That's it. I can't keep it a secret any longer. Count Dracula is a vampire, an undead creature from folklore that drinks the blood of the living.}}
* From the [[Video Games]] section of [[Heterosexual Life Partners]]:
{{quote|The ''countries'' Canada and USA in ''[[E Republik]]'' have a treaty that says they will "never give up on each other, never let each other down, and never run around or desert one another."|...did I just get rick rolled by a treaty?}}
* From [[Mind Screw]]: "[[Big Lipped Alligator Moment|BIG-LIPPED ALLIGATOR THEOREM!]]"
* From the [[Fridge Horror]] page:
{{quote| * One Pizza Hut commercial had Miss Piggy cheerfully biting into a slice of pepperoni.<br />
** Or ordering the Grand Slam at Denny's, which is served with sausage or bacon.<br />
** To be fair, Miss Piggy is made out of felt.<br />
*** To be fair, so is the food at Denny's.<br />
*** Oh snap. }}
* From the ''[[Who Framed Roger Rabbit]]'' page:
{{quote| * [[Getting Crap Past the Radar]]: ''Lots''.<br />
** [[What Do You Mean Its Not for Kids|Radar? WHAT radar]]?!<br />
** [[Worf Had the Flu|The Radar Had The Flu]]? }}
* From ''[[The Nightmare Before Christmas]]'' page:
{{quote| [[Tim Burton]]: Well, he's close enough to a trope nowadays.}}
** The last of the list of possible [[An Aesop|aesops]] you could get from Nightmare:
{{quote| Or maybe that [[Spoof Aesop|Jack really, really sucks at being Santa Claus]].}}
* The page history for the recap of [[Doctor Who (TV)/Recap/S31 E11 The Lodger|"The Lodger"]] features this hilarious [[Half Life Full Life Consequences|squirrelking]]-esque edit, filed under "[[What Did I Do Last Night|maybe no editing while drunk]]":
** THE DOCTOR and Amy are trying to land on the Fifth Moon of Sinda Callista but the TARDIS lands on Earth instead. Oh well. At least it didn't land on Skaros or anything. Everything is good, birds are singing, the sun is shining the day is perf- OH NOS! THE TARDIS LEFT WITHOUT THE DOCTOR AND AMY IS TRAPPED INSIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!11! A day later, a man walks past a 2-story house.
** "HELLO? CAN YOU HELP ME? THERE'S BEEN AN ACCIDENT."
** The man enters the house, as the door slowly and spookily unlocks itself.
** "HELP YOU? HOW?"
** "COME IN."
** ZAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPP. Uhoh. I think there's been an accident :).
*** Also in Doctor Who Recaps, there's this gem from [[Doctor Who (TV)/Recap/S31 E01 The Eleventh Hour|"The Eleventh Hour"]]:
**** If it takes one battleship 20 minutes to charge up enough to blow up the world, and the Atraxi have a good-size fleet, why don't they all just charge up for a minute apiece and kill Earth [[Death of a Thousand Cuts|with a thousand cuts]]?
***** You can't have a baby in a month by impregnating nine women.
***** [[Self Imposed Challenge|I accept your challenge]].
* I keep going back to [[Signature Style]] to read THIS, which never stops being funny:
{{quote| C-Could it be? The -- the ''[[Super Smash Bros]] Brawl'' daily site updates!! '''Oh!''' Masahiro Sakurai, the game's master of ceremonies, writes in a heartwarming, dramatic, mildly awkward style, clearly dragged from another language -- rumour has it that it might be the fault of the localisers. '''Could that be...ambiguity?''' And then there's lots! Of! Strange punctuation? And! Onomatopoeia! Whaaaaaaaaaah!! [[Memetic Mutation|(laughs)]]}}
* Surprisingly enough, there's one on the [[Hell Is That Noise]] page:
{{quote| * [[Tom Waits|The earth died SCREAMING!]]<br />
** For that matter, anything Tom Waits says or sings, ever. The man could ask you to pass the salt and make it sound like a funeral dirge.<br />
* Ever boil a lobster live before? They shriek. Loudly. As they die. In front of you. On '''your''' stove.<br />
** You're boiling things alive and your main concern is that they won't die quietly? }}
* This glorious little example from the [[Is It Something You Eat]] page:
{{quote| Humanity runs on this. How many foods are created by letting something spoil under specific conditions? Pickles, cheese, salami, beer, butter, etc. Basically, the invention of new food goes something like this:<br />
Step 1: Store something.<br />
Step 2: X in my Y! It's more likely than you think.<br />
Step 3: This stuff doesn't smell that bad. It's still good. Om nom nom nom.<br />
Step 4: This is delicious... I'm a genius!<br />
Step 5: ???<br />
Step 6: Profit! }}
* This exchange on the ''[[Toy Story]]'' page:
{{quote| * Ken in general. He's the source of so many gay jokes... <br />
** Well, when you dress like he does, and have AN ENTIRE ROOM FOR CLOTHES, you're totally gay, no matter how much you're in love with Barbie. <br />
*** Or you can be metrosexual. <br />
*** Or bi.<br />
*** [[Legally Blonde|Or European]]. }}
* From [[Orgasmic Combat]]:
{{quote| * [[Mahou Sensei Negima|Tsukuyomi]]. Seriously, you could take the dialogue from the fight scene with Setsuna and replace it with porn and no one would know the difference.}}
* The [[Bowdlerise]] page has this little gem in the form of the responses from two tropers to the entry mentioning that [[Terry Pratchett]] cancelled plans for a movie of the ''[[Discworld]]'' story ''[[Discworld (Literature)/Mort|Mort]]'' when the producers gave him a real Wall Banger of a request:
{{quote| ** That makes me die a little inside.<br />
*** {{smallcaps|Right this way, then}}. }}
* From [[False Reassurance]]:
{{quote| Hang on, hang on. Lancelot came in to rescue her, had sex with her and then left without rescuing her? What a dick!}}
* The following found under [[Anime Hair]] on the ''[[Heroman]]'' page:
{{quote| Psy. It looks like [[Cowboy Bebop|Spike Spiegel's]] hair [[This Is Your Premise On Drugs|on crack]].}}
* From the ''[[Metal Gear Solid 4]]'' page, it's the emoticon that does it:
{{quote| [[Wangst]]: One of Raiden's lines in particular. It even raaaaiiiiiined the day I was born! :(}}
** Any entry becomes funnier with emoticons. From [[The Spoony Experiment|Spoony]]'s [[Funny Moments|funnies page]]:
{{quote| '''Wakka''': You're no amateur. Who you play for?<br />
'''Tidus/[[Hello Insert Name Here|Meg Ryan]]''': The Zanarkand Abes! :D }}
* This gem from the [[Tropers Do It Without Notability]] page:
{{quote| *** [[A Date With Rosie Palms|Don't do it with yourself]], [[Catch Phrase|do it with Kamina, who does it with you]]!}}
* Head to [[TV Tropes Wiki Drinking Game]] and Ctrl+ F "[[Egregious]]".
{{quote| We apologize that "egregious" now no longer looks like a word.}}
* Also, at the [[Moral Event Horizon]] page, it's typed that one of [[Star Wars|Grand Moff Tarkin's]] Moral Event Horizons was giving the males of a whole race to the Stormtroopers for live target practice. It used to be written under that:
{{quote| [[Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy|Oh, so the males got off easy then]].}}
* From [[Eating the Eye Candy]]:
{{quote| [[Drinking Game|Take a sip]] for every mention Bella from ''[[Twilight (Literature)|Twilight]]'' makes of Edward's [[Eyes of Gold]], marble skin that [[Bishie Sparkle|sparkles]] in the sunlight, or his overall beauty being comparable to an angel's. You'll be under the table in no time. Twilight: Causing liver failure worldwide! }}
* This exchange from the [[Deus Ex Machina]] page:
{{quote|"From ''[[Chamber of Secrets]]''", we have the magical car that saves Harry and Ron from the spiders just in time. True, it was in the Forbidden Forest, but that was months ago. The chances of it coming just in time is blatantly impossible, and there's the fact that it would have run out of gas and oil a long time ago."|"You're worrying about oil pressure in the MAGIC, FLYING CAR?!" }}
* [[Everybody Remembers the Stripper]] gives us this:
{{quote| * What are the [[Most Common Superpower|two things everyone remembers]] about [[Power Girl]]? <br />
** [[Comically Missing the Point|Her cynical sense of humor and tragic backstory about trying to find her true past]]? <br />
*** ''-Ahem-'' What are the two ''big, round, firm, bouncy'' things everyone remembers about Power Girl? <br />
*** [[Too Dumb to Live|Her big bouncy cynicism and firm but well-rounded tragic backstory]]? <br />
*** ''[[What an Idiot|Dude]]!'' ''[[Don't Explain the Joke|Her breasts]]!'' Tits! Jugs! The ''other'' [[Shout Out|Wonder Twins]]! ''THE GIGANORMOUS GOZANGAS!'' '''[[Villainous Breakdown|AAAAAAGH]]!!!''' <br />
*** To be fair, [[Double Entendre|her firm but well-rounded "tragic backstory"]] isn't too bad either. }}
* This gem is found in [[WTH Casting Agency]] under the Western Animation section. [[It Makes Sense in Context]]
{{quote| "Luke Skywalker, Destroyer of Worlds." }}
* [[Too Dumb to Fool]] has either improved or ruined ''[[Star Wars]]'' forever.
{{quote| * The [[Star Wars|Jedi]] [[Psychic Powers|mind trick]] doesn't work on two groups of sentient beings: exceptionally smart ones and exceptionally dumb ones.<br />
** Also certain species, if the plot demands.<br />
*** Three, three groups of sentient beings.<br />
*** Also skilled Force-users.<br />
*** Four, then, four groups...<br />
*** I thought it was "strong willed" beings, not smart ones.<br />
*** [[Monty Python|Okay, the four - no - AMONGST the groups that Jedi mind tricks do not work on are exceptionally smart ones, exceptionally dumb ones... I'll come in again]]. }}
* This interpretation of the episode "Members Only" from ''[[The Powerpuff Girls]]'' section of [[Getting Crap Past the Radar]].
{{quote| "The giant robot monster emerges and begins to GROW in size, threatening the MANHOOD of all the male superheroes. He challenges the other members to DISPLAY their MANHOOD and COMPARE it against his to see whose is LARGER. The battle only serves to EXCITE the beast. It FEEDS off the EXPULSIONS of their MANLINESS and makes him HARDER. The PPGs intervene by forming a giant flaming PUSSY cat and attack the villain. The PUSSY cat RUBS UP AGAINST the robot's HARD exterior making it HOTTER and HOTTER. Eventually the HEAT from the RUBBING reaches a critical point causing him to SCREAM OUT and SHRINK into a SMALLER version of himself. The male superheroes are so grateful for the PPGs' PERFORMANCE that they wish to SUBMIT to the girls' superiority. The girls PUNISH them for their behavior by making them wear dresses. Not too surprising considering how well their PUSSY WHIPPED that monster."}}
* Whoever pointed out on the ''[[Advent Rising]] page'' that a quickly-killed bounty hunter was named Barakah Bahma, then pointed out that if you said his name faster, [[Barack Obama|it sounded like...]]
* From the [[Shallow Love Interest]] page:
{{quote| * Mikaela from the live-action version of ''[[Transformers (Film)|Transformers]]'' . She herself asks Sam, "Do you think I'm shallow?" in the first film. To which he replies, "No, there's more to you than meets the eye." Except that no, there isn't.}}
* This rather meta discussion from [[Better Than a Bare Bulb]]:
{{quote| * Every "Movie" movie by [[Seltzer and Friedberg]] (such as Epic Movie, Meet The Spartans, and Disaster Movie) is all about hanging lampshades when it's not shoehorning pop culture references. But then they [[Don't Explain the Joke|explain what the lampshade is hanging over]]. Hence, it ends up more [[So Bad Its Horrible (Darth Wiki)/Film|horrible]] than [[Troperiffic]]. <br />
** Often the lampshades aren't over anything at all, they just ARE. <br />
*** Which is funny because, you see, most lampshades hang over things, and a lampshade without something to hang over is absurd! Ha! Ha! <br />
*** Is this a case of "Don't Explain the Lack of Joke"? <br />
*** [[Hypocritical Humour|If it is, you just lampshaded the crap out of it]]. <br />
*** HAHAHAHA... wait. Did... did you just make [[Seltzer and Friedberg]] [[Divide By Zero|FUNNY]]? }}
* The entry for [[Fridge Horror]] on the ''[[Space Mutiny]]'' page. That's an... interesting take on that trope.
* Go to [[Video Games/Fridge|the Fridge Brilliance page for Video Games]]. Open the [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] folder and read the entry about the "hypothetical example" (as of this edit, the third major bullet down). Guaranteed to crack at least one smile.
* The reference to [[Sierra]] in the entry for [[Unwinnable By Design]] on the ''[[Homestuck (Webcomic)|Homestuck]]'' page. Sadly it's been deleted in an [[Edit War]] since then...
* Also from [[Crack Is Cheaper]] we have this gem:
{{quote|* And if your Internet access is horrendously expensive, spending all day at TV Tropes could well become this, too.|* And you tell us at the BOTTOM of the page?!! }}
* From [[Have a Gay Old Time]]:
{{quote|* Even better, there is a type of bird known as "booby", plural "boobies". |** Of course, this derives from the Spanish "Bobo", which means "idiot". That may sound rude, but consider that the booby's word for human is "asshole", which derives from the English "asshole". }}
* From Badass Furry, we have this gem:
{{quote| "I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the vandal who blanks Wikipedia's 'Crime' article! I am [[Darkwing Duck]]!" }}
** Also very funny if you try acting it out in Darkwing's style.
* [[Idiot Programming (Darth Wiki)|Idiot Programming]] provides this:
{{quote| Two more examples courtesy of Sony: (Are Microsoft and Sony having a "anything you can screw up, we can screw up worse" competition or something?) }}
* Regarding the ending of ''[[The Room]]'':
{{quote| "Whether or not you found this sad or Narmy depends on whether or not you're Tommy Wiseau."}}
* From the ''[[Fallout New Vegas]]'' page:
{{quote| "◦Legion money, on the other hand, is actually valued higher than caps because it's made of precious metals. It can also be combined with shotgun shells to form coin shot, which [[Ballistic Discount|is a currency accepted EVERYWHERE]]."}}
* The [[Fan Preferred Couple]] entry on the ''[[Corpse Bride (Animation)|Corpse Bride]]'' page:
{{quote| * [[Fan Preferred Couple]]: Victor/Emily as opposed to Victor/Victoria<br />
** It's not uncommon to find fans who ship Emily with Bonejangles.<br />
** *[[Cough Trope Cough|cough]]*[[Crossover Ship|EmilyAnd]][[The Nightmare Before Christmas|Jack]]*[[Cough Trope Cough|cough]]*<br />
*** *[[Cough Trope Cough|cough]]* [[Crossover Ship|VICTOR]]and [[Ho Yay|Jack]] *[[Cough Trope Cough|cough]]* }}
* From the [[Brave Scot]] page:
{{quote|* In the Ramada in York, the fire advisory signs say "Do not take unnecessary risks, but if possible, attack the fire with the instruments provided." In Edinburgh? "Attack the fire with the instruments provided." Wot's dat ye say? "Oonnecessary reesk"? We don't be knoowin' any o' dat arooun' here!"|** You would say, if you happen to be an Afrikaner tourist in Edinburgh.}}
* From the ''[[Full Metal Panic]]'' page under [[Ho Yay]]:
{{quote| * Gauron towards Sousuke. Also overlaps with [[Foe Yay]].<br />
** It is now completely canon. Watch the [http://fmp-misha.livejournal.com/5090.html#cutid1 TSR comedy radio show] where Gauron acts as the school's "sensei." Gato is doing this on purpose. Gauron orders Sousuke to write on the chalk board "Kashim loves Gauron Sensei. Heart. ♥" as well as "Gauron Sensei's extreme attack makes Kashim's heart pound. I want to have children with him." Followed by what appears to be an attempt to rape Sousuke in front of the class. Yay for subtlety. }}
* From [[Too Incompetent to Operate A Blanket]]:
{{quote| * Although the infomercial for the Ronco Miracle Blade III set features shots of actors doing exactly what you'd expect knives to do, like cutting a turkey, but the first shot shows an actress '''stabbing''' a tomato with an inappropriate knife and apparently hitting the artery.}}
** A great deal of that page is laugh-worthy, actually.
** "The eggs look like Manuel Noriega's skin."
* From ''[[Neon Genesis Evangelion Gakuen Datenroku]]'':
{{quote| * [[Shadow Archetype]]: Scary Gendo is scary.}}
* The case against the Ancients of ''[[Stargate SG 1]]'' on the [[Neglectful Precursors]] page. So massive it has its own folder, and halfway down the entry, the tropers [[Beyond the Impossible|up the verdict]] to '''tera'''guilty.
* From the [[Fan Service]] page for ''[[Naruto]]'':
{{quote| ** The second ''Shippuuden'' opening has a slow pan over Sasuke, who is stark naked except for a snake. No comment.}}
* From under [[Crowning Moment of Awesome]] on the ''[[Axis Powers Hetalia]]'' page:
{{quote| * The ''[[Axis Powers Hetalia|Hetalia]]'' movie is about as padded as a Japanese bra.}}
* From the ''[[Questionable Content]]'' page:
{{quote| Expy: Jeph mentioned in a recent forum post that he designed Marigold to be essentially "an Anglicized version of Konata from Lucky Star."<br />
* So of course unlike Konata she's overweight, antisocial, and a complete slob. ... Did we mention the Eagleland thing above already? Okay good. }}
* From the [[Ho Yay]] page for [[Jane Austen]]:
{{quote| * Waitwaitwait. Miss Crawford's "Rears and Vices" joke hasn't been mentioned yet? It's a ''canonical gay joke'', people.}}
* From the ''[[Soul Eater]]'' character sheet:
{{quote| "[[Foreign Fanservice]] / [[Phenotype Stereotype]] / [[Gangsterland]]: Liz and Patti are blonde, wear cowboy boots, have the large breasts, and are former muggers who liked to get high. It's like the American dream."}}
* From the [[Nightmare Fuel]] [[Real Life]] page:
{{quote| The man with the axe that is standing behind you right now.}}
** [[Deadly Premonition|What do you think, Zach]]?
* Found on [[Extreme Omnisexual]]:
{{quote| ** Dolphins and whales. People have been injured while swimming with dolphins because they got a little too excited.<br />
*** So, they're like a water-land version of [[Boldly Coming]]? }}
* From the [[Getting Crap Past the Radar]] page for ''[[Ka Blam]]'':
{{quote| * The ''name'' of this segment is an example of Getting Crap Past the Radar. "Sniz" is slang for the female genitals, and yes it was in use before the show was made.<br />
** ''-waves bye to childhood-'' }}
* From [[Berserker Tears]]:
{{quote|* Oh come on guys -- Ichi from ''[[Ichi the Killer]]'' is this in ''spades''. Albeit, he's assassinating people while he cries -- not to mention {{spoiler|[[A Date With Rosie Palms|jacking off as well]]}}.<br />
** Yeah really why isn't he the page pic?|*** Because then we'd have to hand out barf bags.}}
* From [[So Beautiful Its a Curse]]:
{{quote| * ''[[Naruto|Uchiha Sasuke]]'s'' good looks coupled with the fact that [[All Girls Want Bad Boys]] have gotten him hordes of admirers, all who blush and [[Squee]] at the sight of him, which he finds incredibly annoying and has no patience for it. The worst of them is Karin, who kept one of his sweat-drenched shirts for herself, and planned on "ravaging him after everyone went to bed".<br />
** [[Naruto the Abridged Comedy Spoof Series Show|Nobody will ever understand the torment I feel. The torment of an extremely attractive ninja who is lusted after by pretty much every girl he's ever met. Mine is indeed a tormented existence, filled with torment. And girls. Girls with their breasts. They torment me so]]. }}
* From the [[Narm]] entry on the ''[[Bible Black]]'' page:
{{quote| [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAb3soNjrA4=18 So much of it]. One of, and to some the ''only'' claim to fame the series has. <br />
** "You're rude, you asshole! You didn't have to hit me!"<br />
** "It's because you're so persistent. I said that I would show it to you, but not lend it."<br />
** "Please rape me, right now."<br />
** "I want to hold your dick."<br />
** A background character exclaims "Just jerkin off.."<br />
** "LEMME GO, I WANNA FUCK HER!"<br />
** "HERE, HERE." Doesn't help when Imari's voice actress sounds like your grandmother. ಠ_ಠ<br />
** The game's dialogue has it's moments, as well. Just not as many as the anime.<br />
** Between the porn, the gore, and the ridiculous attempts at portraying Kabbalistic demonology (they speak archaic Hebrew when they chant, but while their WORDS are Hebrew, the sentences don't make a bit of sense!) every last bit of drama is completely and utterly lost. }}
* From the [[Mind Screw]] page:
{{quote| * The music video for "Disturbia" by [[Rihanna]]. It looks like if [[Nightmare Fuel]] manifested itself in music video form, and didn't care about whether it made any sense or not.}}
* When some [[Shmuck Bait|Tropers describe their reactions to links]] on the [[Nightmare Fuel]] pages. It is something else to read someone [[Sincerity Mode|relaying their harrowed experiences]] with "entertainment" that frequently crosses the [[Despair Event Horizon]] and into [[So Bad Its Horrible (Darth Wiki)|So Bad It's Horrible]] and then the next line descends into [[Tourettes Shitcock Syndrome]].
* From [[Wall Banger (Darth Wiki)/Film|Wallbangers/Film]]:
{{quote| *** Errr, how did you expect him to use a syringe on Jean when she was disintegrating everything around her? She was destroying whole buildings and humans and mutants in seconds; there's no way that the syringes would remain whole through her onslaught. It's not like they're made from the same material as [[Magic Pants|Wolverine's pants]].<br />
*** Hide it ''in'' his pants. Problem solved. If [[Hugh Jackman]] was walking up to you and started reaching into his pants to pull something out, you'd pause your destruction out of curiosity too.<br />
*** ...Dammit, [[Even the Guys Want Him|I would]]. }}
* From ''[[The Expendables]]'' page:
{{quote| Somewhere, [[Michael Bay]] is watching this movie, dabbing a tissue at the single [[Manly Tears|Manly Tear]] at the corner of his eye, and whispering, "it's beautiful". Then he throws away the tissue. And it explodes. }}
* [[Heterosexual Life Partners]] has some speculation regarding SpongeBob's sexuality:
{{quote| * SpongeBob and Patrick of ''[[Spongebob SquarePants]]''.<br />
** Technically, SpongeBob is ''[[Asexual]]'', but Heteroromantic.<br />
*** They may have meant biologically.<br />
**** In which case he's hermaphroditic.<br />
***** There's a difference between [[No Biological Sex]] and both genders.<br />
****** Do you ''understand'' what you're debating?<br />
******* Yes, a fictional sponge's sex life. Welcome to [[TV Tropes]]. }}
* The "Toys" section on [[Ass Shove]].
* This exchange from the [[Poor Mans Substitute]] page:
{{quote|If you're really desperate and Martin Sheen isn't available, you can hire Joe Estevez on the cheap.|This is not an appropriate venue to advertise your services, Joe. }}
* We have this little gem from [[Pokémon (Franchise)/Generation V Families/Characters|the character sheet for 5th gen Pokemon]]:
{{quote| * [[No Pronunciation Guide]]: How do you exactly prounounce Minccino...? Minseeno? Meecheeno? Missingno? [[Fridge Horror|...Oh god]]. }}
* This bit under [[If You're So Evil Eat This Kitten]]:
{{quote| TV Tropes must be one of the few places you can type "kitten" in the search engine and wind up reading about the mafia. }}
* Two [[Mood Whiplash|completely out-of-place]] entries in the ''[[Death Note (Manga)|Death Note]]'' character sheet:
{{quote| [Near] just {{spoiler|ain't L}}, and [[Fan Dumb|some fans]] can't quite accept that.<br />
In defense of his anti-fans, it sure didn't help that his first lines consisted of him dispassionately calling L a loser.<br />
Though he could have called him a loser in the sense he lost the game.<br />
''Sonova...'' }}

{{quote| Mikami bears an uncanny resemblence to L. [[Kneel Before Zod|Makes you wonder what]] {{spoiler|Light}} [[Replacement Love Interest|was thinking...]]<br />
[[Comically Missing the Point|He'd found a follower with two brain cells to bang together who'd do what he was told and do it well?]] }}
* The ''[[Avenue Q]]'' page has at least two.
** Example 1 ([[Family Unfriendly Aesop]]):
{{quote| ** Somewhat averted with "Everyone's a Little Bit Racist" in that the song ultimately preaches a higher level of tolerance and peace in the world through a "don't sweat the small stuff" mentality.<br />
*** "Everyone's a Little Bit Racist" promotes a [[Grey and Gray Morality]] view of racism, or maybe even [[Gray and Black Morality]]. Either of those is very different from the [[Black and White Morality]] more common to racism in fiction, especially racism in fiction aimed at children like ''[[Sesame Street (TV)|Sesame Street]]''. The Aesop of "Everyone's a Little Bit Racist" isn't necessarily incorrect or immoral, but it is still family unfriendly.<br />
*** [[Black and White Morality]] about racism? That carries a lot of [[Unfortunate Implications]]. You're a little bit racist! }}
** Example 2 ([[Fantastic Racism]]):
{{quote| * 'Monsters' sometimes face mild discrimination -- with their only biological difference being fur as opposed to... cloth... covering their bodies.<br />
** Well, Kate is pretty much a fuzzy human, but Trekkie looks like he stepped out of a sexually frustrated version of ''[[Where the Wild Things Are]]''. }}
* This paragraph from [[Police Brutality]] is [[Black Comedy]] at its finest:
{{quote| "The LAPD beats your ass and then decides what crime you committed; the NYPD shoots you a few dozen times then pronounces you innocent; 1930s cops are drunk Irishmen who beat you up for being Italian; 1960s cops are sober Irishmen who beat you up for having long hair; small town cops pull you over, tell you that your tail light is busted, and then bust your tail light with a nightstick."}}
* From the [[Disney]] [[Getting Crap Past the Radar]] page:
{{quote| * That scene in ''[[Beauty and The Beast (Disney)|Beauty and The Beast]]'' where Lumiere is chasing a maid/feather duster around behind the curtains: "Oh no!" "Oh yes!" Especially when we saw the maid again after the spell was broken.<br />
** "But I've been burned by you before!" In normal circumstances, a way of saying one is an unreliable partner. When a candelebra is holding a (wooden-handled) featherduster?<br />
** Any attempts to figure out what on Earth she could be talking about tend to tie the brain into knots.<br />
** If you're not sure what she could mean, consider that the most flammable part of her is her feathers — that is, her skirt, and his hands and head are flame.<br />
** In the song Be Our Guest Lumiere also says he needs Far more than dusting.<br />
** The following 'exercise, a chance to use our skills' becomes a bit dubious with that interpretation.<br />
*** My childhood! }}
* On the [[Badass Creed]] page, all the [[Green Lantern (Comic Book)|Lantern Corps]] oaths are in [[All Blue Entry]] form. The entire [[Fictionary|Indigo Tribe]] oath is [[Pothole|Pot Holed]] to [[The Unintelligible]]. Because, you know, they speak gibbrish.
* The [[Vagina Dentata]] page gives us this, in sucession:
{{quote| * A Japanese legend involves a demon hidden in a woman's vagina, who would bite off men's penises until he broke his teeth on a specially-made steel dildo. The legend is commemorated with the Kanamara Matsuri, Festival of the Steel Penis where people eat loads of phallic pastries.<br />
* One Inuit legend involved a guy meeting some woman like this, who really, really wanted to have sex with him. He used a stick in place of his own body, and broke the teeth. Possibly then he had sex with her or he opened up a Japanese pastry shop. }}
* From the ''[[Star Driver]]'' character sheet, about Takuto (the sheer laconic factor just makes it):
{{quote| His entire reason for coming to the island is to punch his dad.}}
* From the ''[[Haruhi Suzumiya]]'' page.
{{quote| * [[Dynamic Entry]]: Haruhi gives the Computer Club president one with both legs at once.<br />
** That may set a new standard for jaw-dropping [[Accidental Innuendo]]. }}
* An [[Squick|interesting]] analogy from the [[Menstrual Menace]] page:
{{quote| * In ''[[Star Trek]]'', pon farr in Vulcans can be compared to this, with the added drama of having to [[Mate or Die]]. Notable in that both males and females are affected. <br />
** [[Fridge Logic]] would dictate that this means all of the [[Slash Fic]] writers are comparing Captain Kirk to a tampon. }}
* From the [[But Not Too Gay]] page:
{{quote| * A-fucking-VERTED in ''[[Glee]]'' once Kurt and Blaine kissed. It was not a blink-or-you-miss-it peck, it was not played up to boost ratings (even the actors weren't completely sure until they were given their scripts!), and it came after an extremely touching Love Epiphany that was free of angst, guilt, or impulse. And then after catching their breath, Kurt and Blaine practically attacked each other! Not for nothing is this all over LGBT news, [[YouTube]], and Twitter.<br />
** To put it another way, ''Glee'' -- a mainstream comedy on FOX - took this trope, kicked it in the balls, made it their bitch, and then sent it running away with its tail between its legs while squealing like a 60s [[Housewife]] confronted with a spider. This was a full-on, [[Hays Code|Hays-Code]]-breaking makeout session, possibly with tongue (it looked like it had tongue, anyway). }}
* From the ''[[Pokémon]]'' page:
{{quote| ''Rock Smash is Cut... IN CAVES, BUT ALSO SOMETIMES OUTSIDE AS WELL!''}}
* The first entry in the [[Real Life]] folder on the [[Awful Truth]] page:
{{quote| * '''YOUR PARENTS HAD SEX'''.<br />
** '''''[[Big No|NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!]]''''' }}
* The entry for "Minor Chords" on the [[Mood Motif]] page. [[Arson Murder and Jaywalking|Come on, admit it]], [[Soundtrack Dissonance|you laughed]].
* This conversation on the [[This Is a Drill]] page.
{{quote| * The Fire Nation use a giant drill as a siege weapon in ''[[Avatar: The Last Airbender]]''. (episode title: "[[Exactly What It Says On the Tin|The Drill]]")<br />
** Given that the country it's boring into is based on Imperial China, this could easily be called a real [[Pun|Chinese Fire Drill]].<br />
*** [[Get Out|...leave this wiki and never ever return]].<br />
*** No, actually stay. [[Actually Pretty Funny|That was, admittedly, brilliant]]. }}
* From ''[[Pinky and The Brain]]'':
{{quote| * [[Common Sense]]: Subverted.}}
* From [[Dramatic Shattering]]: In case emergency plot is needed, break glass.
* While most of the [[Exaggerated Trope]] examples qualify, the ''literal'' one from [[Did You Just Punch Out Cthulhu]] stands out. The idea of Cthulhu in a ring, with gloves and boxers... yeah.
* The following from [[The Doll Episode]]:
{{quote| * ''[[The Simpsons]]'': the season four Treehouse of Horror ("Treehouse of Horror III", production code 9F04, for you rabid fans) where Homer gets Bart a cursed Krusty doll from a Chinese man's curio shop filled with cursed and weird objects from around the world.<br />
** But it comes with a free frogurt!<br />
** The frogurt is also cursed.<br />
** But you get your choice of topping!<br />
** The toppings contain potassium benzoate (that's bad).<br />
*** And the doll {{spoiler|wasn't even cursed, despite coming from an occult curio shop run by a strange Chinese man. The doll had a [[Morality Dial|"good/evil" switch]] on its back that someone flipped on "evil"}}. }}
* From [[Ass Shove]]:
{{quote| * ''[[Bruce Almighty]]''. The title character uses god-powers to exact ironic revenge on some guys who taunted him earlier in the film. Really the wrong time to say that the chances of something happening were as low as the chance of a monkey climbing out of your ass.<br />
** And even worse, when he's done with the monkey, he has it ''go back where it came from''. <br />
** So a [[Butt Monkey]] produces a [[Incredibly Lame Pun|butt monkey]]? }}
* From the ''[[Naruto]]'' [[Narm]] page:
{{quote| *** The highest Narm-factor scores the German synchro: "Was ist ... mit meinem Körper?!" (In English: "What is ... with my body?!"). Is he having a date with Rosie Palms for the first time in this sand balloon of his or [[Full Metal Jacket|what is his major malfunction?!]]}}
* From [[Twenty Bear Asses]], there's the mention of [[The Bible|the Biblical]] incident where David had to collect 100 Philistine foreskins. What takes the cake is the description of the whole things as a ''[[Fetch Quest]]'', ending with "WORST. QUEST. EVER."
* From [[Fridge Horror]]:
{{quote| No, not last week's leftover [[It Came From the Fridge|tuna casserole]].}}
* From the [[Nightmare Fuel]] page for ''[[Lost]]''.
{{quote| ** For this troper, considering what a creepy [[Ax Crazy]] [[Complete Monster]] the guy is, {{spoiler|it was rather unnerving to see Martin Keamy again. I was also more than thankful when Sayid shot the guy}}.<br />
*** You know what is worse? This Troper literally got a sense of [[Uncanny Valley]] from him. You ''are not supposed to'' get Uncanny Valley from a real, living breathing person! I checked his previous appearances. Nada. But in ''Sundown'', something about him just looked... ''wrong''.<br />
*** So very seconded. There was something very odd about his eyes-- maybe contacts, maybe just lighting, but it was honestly hard to look at him.<br />
*** Maybe it's the fact that this particularly evil [[Complete Monster]] is actually ''smiling''. You know something's wrong when he's cheerful.<br />
**** But you must admit, he makes great eggs. }}
* From [[The Ditz]]:
{{quote| * Natsuru, main character of ''[[Kämpfer (Light Novel)|Kämpfer]]'', in the anime. [[Gender Bender|S/he]] was already dumb as a brick with special needs in the manga and light novel, but the anime went [[Beyond the Impossible]] and turned hir into a character thinking exclusively with hir non-existent penis... ''while being [[Oblivious to Love]]''. Consequentially, s/he spends most of the series just sorta standing there with a dazed and confused expression, not even bothering to do much fighting or noting the [[Obviously Evil]] characters, or wondering what the smeg was going on with the secret magical girl war s/he was drafted into, or why the hot girls kept blushing around hir and taking hir out to eat... S/he is also a [[Pinball Protagonist]], doing absolutely nothing of relevance whatsoever other than obliviously make all the lesbians in the room damp.}}
* From the ''[[Sym Bionic Titan]]'' "[[Crowning Moment of Awesome]]" page, we had this gem:
{{quote| "In the Shaman of Fear when they overcome his [[Mind Rape]] and then proceed to fuck him senseless with a spear."<br />
"** ... you... ''may'' want to reconsider the wording of that sentence. [[Accidental Innuendo|Just sayin']]." }}
* From the [[Memetic Mutation]] page for [[Literature]] under ''[[Twilight (Literature)|Twilight]]'':
{{quote| ** The chagrinning books also suffer from the [[SMURFING|chagrinning]] act of shoehorning the word ''chagrin'', no matter how chagrinningly innapropriate, into every chagrinning sentence, much to the chagrin of many.}}
* From [[Serious Business]], though much of the page could qualify:
{{quote|'''Yami Yugi''': Dude, don't you think you're overreacting a little? I mean, it's just a card game.<br />
'''Kaiba''': (''about to jump off a castle battlement'') Card games are serious business!|''[[Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series (Web Video)|Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series]]''}}
* From [[Freud Was Right]]:
{{quote| 90% of the humor and 50% of the violence on ''[[The Powerpuff Girls]]'' is disturbingly Freudian. Just try to watch the episodes "Members Only" and "The Boys Are Back in Town" without wanting to take a cold shower. Seriously — "Whenever their masculinity is threatened, they shrink in size." Apparently, this is what happens when an action series stars little girls.}}
* Found under ''[[Boston Legal]]'' on the [[Ho Yay]] page:
{{quote| In short, Denny and Alan are dripping with more [[Ho Yay]] than every other example on this page. Combined. They're dripping with so much [[Ho Yay]] nobody mentions it because doing so would be tantamount to pointing at water and saying, "That's wet."}}
* The way [[Frank Miller]]'s page mixes tropes found in his work and tropes found in his life makes him seem [[Psycho for Hire|a bit crazy]].
* The [[Real Life]] page: "[[Goldfish Poop Gang]]: The Westborough Baptist Church."
* From [[Hot Skitty On Wailord Action]]:
{{quote|* The ancient Romans once referred to giraffes as "cameleopards", believing them to be the result of a leopard mating with a camel. |** Oh for the glorious days before ideas were expected to show evidence, consistency, or common sense before being accepted. }}
* The "Meta" example from the [[Lampshade Wearing]] page, taking a little jab at [[This Very Wiki]]. It makes sense once you read the description of the trope.
{{quote| The TV Tropes logo wears one, although whether it's drunk or not is up to opinion.}}
* This commentary on General Custer's inaccurate reputation on the [[Leeroy Jenkins]] page: "Well, people tend not to live down battles in which they died."
* For some reason, the [[Nightmare Fuel]] page for [[Nightmare Fuel/Toys|Toysis]] ungodly funny.
* The [[Gonk]] page is pretty funny for the descriptions of said Gonks.
* On the [[Freudian Excuse]] page, we get this gem from one of the ''[[Avatar: The Last Airbender]]'' entries:
{{quote| "I'd be pretty messed up too if my father was voiced by [[Mark Hamill]]."}}
* From the [[Foe Yay]] page for [[Western Animation]]:
{{quote| ** Alan Moore did once draw a comic where they turned out to be a gay couple with a taste for S&M.<br />
**Link, please.<br />
*** Do you '''REALLY''' [[Squick|wanna get into that?]] }}
* This bit from [[Now Do It Again Backwards]]:
{{quote| A list of all the occurrences of this trope in ''[[Star Trek]]'' turned out to be longer than the Universe and collapsed into a black hole that we were only barely able to reverse by rewriting the list in reverse order, so let's just leave it at those two.}}
* This bit from [[Foot Focus]]:
{{quote| Through most of the first season of ''[[Code Lyoko]]'', any time Yumi Ishiyama entered the scene, the camera would spend several seconds focusing on her feet as she walked. Granted, she was wearing her big gray boots at the time, but she also has bath scenes with close-ups focusing on several parts of her naked body, her feet included. She is 14 years old. Hooray for wholesome family entertainment!}}
* From the [[Hell Is That Noise]] page for [[Video Games]]:
{{quote| The most horrifying sound from ''Ocarina of Time''? [[Stop Helping Me|''Hey! Listen!'']]}}
* On the main ''[[Thomas the Tank Engine]]'' page:
{{quote| [[And I Must Scream|I Have No Funnel, And I Must Steam]]}}
* From the [[Get a Hold of Yourself Man]] page under "Anime & Manga":
{{quote| ''[[Revolutionary Girl Utena]]'': Name an episode that doesn't have someone being slapped. Forget duels, slapping is the prefered method of doing harm to someone in the show.}}
* Found under the [[Narm]] page for film:
{{quote| "You... complete me" in ''[[Jerry Maguire]]''. It doesn't help that [[Tom Cruise]] looked like he was taking a dump while he said it.<br />
Hell, with that rictus smile of his, he looked like he was taking a dump through half the damn movie. }}
** From the same page:
{{quote| In these films, Legolas frequently says randomly portentous lines for no discernible reason.<br />
He has a good reason; he needs the screentime. Think of the fangirls! }}
** Also, "Emmett looks like he smelled something nasty -- maybe sparkly BO is worse than normal BO...?"
* The [[Ha Ha Ha No]] page has the following:
{{quote| * ''[[Durarara]]'': Shinra, after Izaya trolls him by handing his cellphone number to the police.<br />
'''Izaya''': How was it? Gave you quite the adrenaline shot, didn't it? Did you and Celty just grow to love each other even more due to the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Misattribution_of_arousal misattribution of arousal?]<br />
'''Shinra''': Ah hah hah. Go die chest-first in a clay ice shaver, Izaya. }}
* From the [[Ho Yay]] page for ''[[Bleach]]'':
{{quote| * Ishida:[[Freud Was Right|"Let me hold your sword... It got so big!"]]<br />
** Ishida's {{spoiler|desperate attempt to stop Ichigo from tearing up what he believes is Ulquiorra's corpse}}. Then he gets {{spoiler|[[Freud Was Right|impaled on Ichigo's sword]]}}.<br />
*** [[Double Entendre|Giggity]]. }}
* From the [[Weirdness Coupon]] page, especially if you've been giving said coupons yourself without thinking about it:
{{quote| * If it's written by [[CLAMP]], the fans give it a homosexuality coupon (valid even with most homophobes), a bizarre, twisted incomprehensible symbolic mysticism coupon, an inappropriate-romantic-pairing coupon, a Xanatos Roulette coupon, an Impossibly Cool Clothes coupon, and probably several others. Reasons are unclear, but usually boil down to either "the story/characterization is too engaging" and/or "you can no more ask CLAMP to stop doing any of these things than you can ask the Washington Monument to tap dance". }}
* This comment in the [[Real Life]] [[Crowning Moment of Funny]] page:
{{quote| '''Troper #1''': Jesus rode into Jerusalem sitting on an ass.<br />
'''Troper #2''': Well, where else would he be sitting? }}
* Surprisingly, there is one on the [[Nightmare Fuel]] page for ''[[Neon Genesis Evangelion]]''.
{{quote| Finally the greatest amount of [[Gorn]] in the movie: {{spoiler|the GNR's neck tearing from the body, with spurts of blood coming from the neck. And then, the head falls off, with the neck muscles and SPINE exposed. And finally, the head SPLITS IN HALF AS HER LIMBS FALL APART AND THE ENTIRE BODY MELTS INTO A POOL OF BLOOD!}}<br />
** I'm [http://www.lonelyangel.com/v3images/screencaps/pics/scr_666.jpg way ahead of you on that one].<br />
** ''-[[Glasses Pull]]-'' [[CSI: Miami|Now that's]] [[Quip to Black|one hell]] [[Just for Pun|of a]] [[Incredibly Lame Pun|splitting headache]].<br />
*** '''''{{smallcaps|[[Memetic Mutation|Yeeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhhh!]]}}''''' }}
* From the [[CM Punk]] page.
{{quote| * [[Idiot Ball]]: For all the [[Genre Savvy]] and [[Leaning On the Fourth Wall]] Punk has been showing for a while now, it was quite grating when on the 8-22-11 edition of Raw he fell for the classic [[Overly Long Gag|hey-look-at-me-I'm-a-guy-on-the-outside-of-the-ring-who-actually-can't-do-anything-to-you-hey-hey-over-here-now-that-I've-had-your-attenntion-for-several-seconds-turn-around-to-get-hit-with-the-finisher-of-the-guy-you-would-have-beat-if-you-weren't-an-idiot-lol-kthxbai]].}}
* The ''[[Postman Pat]]'' [[They Changed It Now It Sucks]] example.
{{quote| [[They Changed It Now It Sucks]]: Most people who watched the original as children (or even as parents) are horrified by ''Special Delivery Service''. HELICOPTERS?! AND A TRAIN?! AND ''ETHNIC PEOPLE''?! AND WHERE THE '''HELL''' ARE GRANNY DRYDEN AND MISS HUBBARD?!}}
* The "Real Life" folder on the [[Archive Panic]] page. The first entry in the folder and [[Natter|the responses to it]] describe human history as if it were a [[Long Runner|long-running book or television series]], which by itself is mildly amusing. What makes it a CMoF is the response to the second entry:
{{quote| * Of course, human history is nothing compared to the history of the ''universe''. 13,700,000,000 years, and still going strong.<br />
** YMMV. [[Fanon Discontinuity|Some fans have decided]] that the universe started only a few thousand years ago. }}
* From [[Portmanteau Couple Name]]:
{{quote| *** Ron/Snape must be... Wait a second...<br />
**** Snon?<br />
***** [[Don't Explain the Joke|Rape]]. }}
* Funny story: some time ago I took an evening out to format ''[[The Muppet Show]]'' character sheet and add several characters who were missing. Most of them I had at least a good half-dozen tropes to stick on them, but I couldn't come up with any for Pops. So, I took a look at the list of "Old People Tropes" and the only one I found that seemed to apply was [[Senior Sleep Cycle]]. So I stuck that there with a note implying that I could only come up with one trope for Pops because I fell asleep. Hilariously, it's been over half a year and that entry remains untouched by [[Wiki Magic]]. Either nobody could come up with anything either, or they liked the joke too much to remove it.
* From the [[Does This Remind You of Anything]] page, in response to the paragraph about "[[Fan Nickname|Tony Stark's abusive boyfriend]]":
{{quote| My god. It's like somebody loaded ''Lifetime'' and the Sci-Fi Channel into opposite ends of a particle accelerator. }}
* The original appearance of a [[Wall Banger (Darth Wiki)|Wall Banger]] of [[Caillou]]:
{{quote| * [[Narm|In this children's show Caillou, the main protagonist Caillou is excited about going to the circus with his friends. When his little sister wants to come he tells her no. She starts crying and his father reprimands him saying his friends might not even take him to the circus and he's all like "BUT THEY PROMISED!" The episode then starts giving out An Aesop about keeping promises. WHAT. THE. HELL. His friends' parents DIDN'T EVEN CALL THE F****** HOUSE TO TELL THEM THAT THEY CHANGED PLANS! The main point is that Caillou was being disrespectful (as usual) to his sister and not that his friends blew him off (which they never did)! HE**, THIS EPISODE P***** ME OFF AS A CHILD!]]}}


== Wild Mass Guessing / Headscratchers ==
* This conversation in [[Memetic Mutation/Headscratchers|Headscratchers: Memetic Mutation]]
{{quote| * Why does M.Bison find Guile being beat up delicious?<br />
** [[Extreme Omnivore|It's the handheld television he finds delicious]]. The last shot is a first person perspective from the TV, moving closer and closer to his mouth. }}
* The Headscratchers page for ''[[Clue (Film)/Headscratchers|Clue]]''. For some reason pointing out the logical flaws of a board game as if it were a serious murder mystery is funny in and of itself, but I nearly collapsed in laughter when someone postulated "[[I Wanna Be the Guy|Maybe he explodes when something touches him]]" I've never heard of whatever the [[Pothole]] references, but good ''god'' that was funny.
* The discussion on Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans on the ''[[Harry Potter]]'' Headscratchers page.
** This line, a couple topics down:
{{quote| "And how would you know how a gerbil tastes in the first place?"<br />
"Gerbil-flavored Bertie Bott's, of course!" }}
* This bit from the ''[[Kim Possible]]'' [[Wild Mass Guessing]] page.
{{quote| ** She even said she's into boys "Sometimes."<br />
** Though this seemed more like "Other times I think they're just a pain," rather than "The rest of the time I'm into girls."<br />
*** [[Girl On Girl Is Hot|SHHHHHHHH]]. }}
* The ''Twilight'' Headscratchers page has these gems:
** The plothole about why "a family of immortal vampires has a sippy cup in their household".
{{quote| Sometimes Esme's baby-mania gets the better of her and decides that one of her "children" needs a diaper change and a bed time story. Edward doesn't like to talk about those times very much, probably because he's her most common target (why else would he be so fucked up?). }}
** This plothole:
{{quote|Why did it take the Volturi so long to reach Forks? Irina runs off, and suddenly Alice sees the Volturi arriving...in a couple months. Alice and Bella get there in New Moon in less than a few days. The Volturi are rich and should have capable transportation, and everyone is already in Volterra so they don't need to spend time gathering their forces. Even if Irina didn't have access to a phone, she could have run to the Voluturi within a few days. Did they get lost at the airport? Did they misplace where they had packed their wives? Did they take a stroll through Russia? |Now I want to read THAT book: 'The Terminal: Volturi Edition!' It'd be awesome, with Jane inflicting her psychic torture on immigration officials and Aro giggling over those turny baggage things and the entire gang taking up a whole section of the airport and creeping people out, but none of the humans say anything because they don't want to be [[Mistaken for Racist]]. }}
* From the ''[[Mushishi]]'' Headscratchers page, as to why Ginko's [[Fan Nickname]] is 'Pimp-ko':
{{quote| Because he's so incredibly cool, ofcourse. He wins the hearts of most female characters and then ditches them saying he can't stick along for long periods of time 'because of the mushis'. He travels from town to town breaking hearts and kicking ass. He doesn't ''need'' to get the girl, he knows he can, and that's enough for him and his hordes of fans.}}
* From ''[[Up]]'' Headscratchers, explaining why Carl didn't get in trouble with the FAA:
{{quote| "Hello, is this the FAA? Yeah, there's this guy flying in a house. Yes, he's attached his house to a million balloons and he's just flying it down the... hello? Hello?"}}
** Also from that page, this comment from the argument over whether or not Russell is Asian:
{{quote| Flik was blue, Sully was blue, Mike was green, Remy was grey, WALL-E was brown, Lightning McQueen was red, and Nemo and Marlon were orange with white stripes. How much more diverse can you get?}}
* From the ''[[Prototype (Video Game)|Prototype]]'' [[Prototype (Video Game)/Headscratchers|Headscratchers]] page, on the "powers" of civilian disguises:
{{quote|God knows I always wanted to use the power of accounting after I eat a civilian...|"Sir, we've spotted Mercer! He's— He's... ... ...uh, sir, he's recalculating the city's debt on the side of the Chrysler Building..." }}
* On the ''Persona 4'' WMG page there was this exchanged based on the idea that Naoto and Minato were siblings.
{{quote| Guys, Come on. This idea is milked so many times in [[Fan Fiction]] that it's probably canon in the minds of thousands.<br />
[[Persona 2|What, you're saying when lots of people believe something it magically becomes tr- OH MY GOD]]. }}
* This bit from the Headscratchers page for ''[[The Princess and The Frog]]'' is [[Made of Win]], purely for the mental picture:
{{quote| * And what was Eudora's reaction when her daughter who'd been missing for three days came through the door wearing an enormous sparkly dress, along with her new husband and alligator buddy? <br />
** "Now I'll live to see my grandkids!"? <br />
*** First thing this troper thought of was Louis shouting "GRAMMA!" and jumping in Eudora's arms. "I want cookies and sweaters and stories about what it was like in the old days!" }}
* From ''[[Batman Arkham Asylum]]'' Headscratchers:
{{quote| "New game idea: "I'm Batman". In this platformer-action adventure-MMORPG-RTS-Beat 'Em Up-Rhythm Game, you play as the Dark Knight, going around and holding up Gotham's deadliest villains by the neck and saying "I'm Batman". There are 'aggression' and 'volume' meters that you have to max out, as well as 'the' and 'goddamn' buttons that provide bonus points if you use them in the right situation. Playable on 'Conroy', 'Keaton' and 'Bale' difficulty levels, with an unlockable bonus mode in which you play as Adam West. Not Adam West's Batman. You're just Adam West going around shouting at people. DLC has been announced, but not yet specified. Available Fall 2010, on Xbox360, PC and [[PS 3]]."}}
** Just the line, "You're just Adam West going around shouting at people," conjures up the most hilarious image I've gotten in my head from this site.
*** You mean like [[Family Guy|this]]?:
{{quote| '''[[Harrison Ford]]''': ''(repeatedly grabs random people and yells at them)'' Give me back my family!}}
* From the ''[[Peanuts]]'' [[Peanuts (Comic Strip)/Headscratchers|Headscratchers page]]:
{{quote| * Jesus, Lucy, Violet, and Patty are CRUEL to poor Charlie Brown! They expect him to get an over-commercialized tree, made of pink aluminum? Charlie brings back a tree that looks like one that would be next to the humble manger, and they all laugh at him! Even damned SNOOPY! Although it sets up a [[Crowning Moment of Awesome]] with the "That's what Christmas is all about" speech, I just want to wring those three bitches' neck!! <br />
** Is it bad that I read the start of this entry as a list of 4 names, rather than an expletive and 3 names? <br />
*** Jesus is laughing at Charlie Brown for having a great Christmas spirit! The irony! <br />
*** Nope. I did it, too. As did my parents, Ayn Rand and God. <br />
*** Your parents are Ayn Rand and God? }}
* Although many of the theories on [[Lady Gaga (Music)/WMG|Lady Gaga's WMG page]] are quite funny, special mention goes to the one that claims ''The Fame Monster'' is a [[Take That]] at ''[[Twilight (Literature)|Twilight]]'' (may also be a [[Crowning Moment of Awesome]], if you're part of Twilight's [[Hatedom]]). Also, the one about her secretly being her own parents and/or [[John Lennon]].
* The ''[[Marble Hornets]]'' Headscratchers page when someone asks where the character's families are during all this.
* From the ''[[Get a Hold of Yourself Man]]'' page:
{{quote| Name an episode of ''[[Revolutionary Girl Utena]]'' that ''doesn't'' have someone being slapped. I don't think it exists. Forget duels, slapping is the prefered method of doing harm to someone in the show.}}
* The [[Running Gag]] on the [[Disney Animated Canon]] Headscratchers page concerning [[Bambi (Disney)|Bambi]]'s mother. [[Crosses the Line Twice|She was in season and tasted good smoked and/or made into sausage]].
* This exchange on the Headscratchers page for ''[[The Lord of the Rings]]'':
{{quote|"And yet no one is complaining about the 'taters'."<br />
"What's... "taters", precious? What's taters, eh?"|"Po-tay-toes."}}
* The long list of possible people possessing Mr. Mew in [[The World Ends With You (Video Game)|The World Ends With You]]'s [[The World Ends With You (Video Game)/WMG|WMG page]].
* One troper's [[Freak Out|psychotic breakdown]] over {{spoiler|the permanent deaths of Amie and Shandra}} on the ''[[Neverwinter Nights 2]]'' Headscratchers page.
{{quote| But... but... ''-snap-'' DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS! FIFTY POUNDS OF RULEBOOKS! NOT FINAL FANTASY! DEATH HAPPENS! AND THEN IT UNHAPPENS! EXPEND ONE FIFTH-LEVEL SPELL SLOT AND CALL ME IN THE MORNING! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING! I NEED +5 VORPAL SCISSORS! 1d6!}}
* From the [[The Internet/Headscratchers|The Internet]] page
{{quote| ***** [[Engaging Conversation|...say, are you single?]]<br />
****** As a matter of fact, I am.<br />
******* Well, won't this will be a wonderful story to tell your grandkids:<br />
"That's right Billy, I met your grandmother while meticulously collating vast amounts of pop culture information on the Internet" }}
* From the WMG page for ''[[The Room]]'':
{{quote| * The sex scenes are POV shots.<br />
** Denny: I just like to watch you guys. }}
* The entire Headscratchers page for ''[[Spongebob SquarePants]]'', especially the following:
{{quote| * SpongeBob has [[Negative Continuity]].<br />
** SpongeBob IS [[Negative Continuity]]. }}
* The Headscratchers page for ''[[The Emperors New Clothes (Literature)/Headscratchers|The Emperor's New Clothes]]''.
** On the subject of Headscratchers for classic folklore, [[Rule Thirty Four|that one post]] on ''[[The Tortoise and The Hare (Disney)/Headscratchers|The Tortoise and The Hare]]'' was just so unexpected [[Mood Whiplash|in contrast to]] the discussions on the [[An Aesop|true moral]] of the story that it's hard not to laugh.
* On the ''[[WMG/Ptitle 0028 gzjm|Kyon: Big Damn Heroes]]'' WMG page, the entry about Durandall is [[This Is for Emphasis Bitch|FUCKING HILARIOUS]].
* On the [[Flipping the Bird/Headscratchers|Headscratchers page for Flipping the Bird]], this lovely conversation occurs when someone wants to know why actually doing the flipping kind of is painful:
** You may also want to try cracking your knuckles more often. Loosen up the joints a little. Plus, you don't have to have your other fingers down at the knuckle and flush with your palm; just enough to get the point across.
*** [[TV Tropes]]... where we teach you how to be an asshole.
* This bit from the ''[[Cats Don't Dance (Animation)|Cats Don't Dance]]'' page:
{{quote| * [[Parental Abandonment]]: Where are Darla's, exactly?<br />
** She probably [[Self Made Orphan|killed them]].<br />
*** [[I'm a Humanitarian|And ate them]]. }}
* This absolute bloody '''gem''' from the ''[[Goblet of Fire]]'' Headscratchers page:
{{quote| ''It's called polyphasic sleep. One of my friends at college did it. You sleep for 30 minutes every 6 hours, and it forces your body to abandon natural circadian rhythms. It's intended to give you more time awake each day. Of course, if you do it improperly it causes you to hallucinate and think you're in ''The Legend of Zelda'', but there you are''.}}
* From the ''[[Doctor Who (TV)/WMG|Doctor Who]]'' WMG page:
{{quote| After the Events of Victory of the Daleks the [[Mighty Morphin Power Rangers|Dalek Rangers]] threw the most awesome victory party the universe has ever seen, in celebration of finally pulling one over on the Doctor. I only bring this up because the idea of the Daleks [[Hair Trigger Temper|OF ALL RACES]] doing your typical wild party antics with those screeching voices of theirs amuses me.<br />
* "THE BOTTLE HAS SPUN! DALEK ETERNAL MUST SNOG DALEK STRATEGIST!"<br />
** Someone has to draw that now, complete with Dalek Scientist scuttling around at top speed with a lampshade on its head.<br />
*** "MY VISION IS IMPAIRED!"<br />
* Truth or Dare with Daleks. I swear, that would be the best party ''ever''.<br />
'''Scientist''': DALEK ETERNAL, TRUTH OR DARE?<br />
'''Eternal''': ...TRUTH.<br />
'''Drone''': WHO IS YOUR CRUSH?<br />
'''Eternal''': ...CAN I DO A FORFEIT? }}
* The [[Monty Python and The Holy Grail (Film)/Headscratchers|Headscratchers page]] for ''[[Monty Python and The Holy Grail]]''.
* This response to the WMG that Calvin of ''[[Calvin and Hobbes]]'' is a furry in development and Hobbes is his fursona: "Bill Watterson is spinning in his grave, and he's not even dead!"
* This little exchange on the ''[[Fairy Tail]]'' Headscratchers page is quite amusing:
{{quote| * There're still other jobs that I wouldn't really trust Fairy Tail members with. One job once was to teach a bunch of little kids magic...do you really want a Fairy Tail member to corrupt your young? <br />
** YES. }}
* On ''[[The Flintstones]]'' [[The Flintstones (Animation)/WMG|WMG page]], the third & fifth entries and the reactions to them.
* This bit from the [[Mathematicians Answer]] Headscratchers page:
{{quote|About the most recognized use of [[Mathematicians Answer]] is answering "yes" when meaning "both". ''"Do you prefer it shaken, or unstirred?" "Yes."'' This is universally understood by more or less everyone on the Internet. Which is what bugs me, since technically, ''mathematically'' if you will, such an answer would mean "yeah, one or more of them", which is nearly no answer at all. What is appalling is that no one else seems to notice the incongruity, and the Internet should be smarter than that. Am I wrong? Are ''they'' wrong? Is the Internet broken? The uncertainty is tearing me apart.|Yes.}}
* From the [[The Dresden Files (Literature)/Headscratchers|Headscratchers page]] for ''[[The Dresden Files]]'', this analogy to the Alpha's vigilante work around the University of Chicago campus:
{{quote| The College isn't some five-star restaurant that everyone's trying to get into. It's McDonald's. A McDonald's where whenever you try to get a burger, someone punches you in the nose and knocks it out of your hand. After a while of that, you just say fuck it and go to Burger King instead. }}
* From the [[Futurama]] Headscratchers page:
{{quote| '''Troper:''' You mean the military that treats Zapp Brannigan like the reincarnations of Sun Tzu and Napoleon combined?<br />
'''Zoidberg:''' Sunpoleon? I love that guy! }}
* From the ''[[Dirty Dancing]]'' Headscratchers page:
{{quote| * How does Neil Kellerman know that there aren't any books in Johnny's room? It's not like he would have a reason to go there, right? <br />
** Obviously he sneaks into his room frequently to steal his underwear to smell at night... or the guy was just being condescending and assuming (probably rightly) that Johnny is not much of a reader and that that simply wasn't a believable excuse. <br />
*** I prefer the first option. }}

== Laconic / Playing W. / Haiku ==
* The [[Fetish Fuel]] page had ''[[Fetish Fuel/Haiku|Haikus]]'':
{{quote| I feel arousal.<br />
But this film is G-rated.<br />
Cleanest porn ever. }}
* The [[People Sit On Chairs/Playing With|Playing With page]] for [[People Sit On Chairs]]. Just that someone would ''make'' that page is one thing, but... oh wait, I did that. Never mind. You saw nothing.
* The [[So Bad Its Horrible (Darth Wiki)|So Bad Its Horrible]] haiku by Tropers/Cow. It's pretty normal "Oh god, why!" stuff, until the last line which simply says:
{{quote| [[Cluster F Bomb|FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK]]}}


== Troper Tales / Fetish Fuel ==
=== NOTE: This wiki no longer has any [[Troper Tales]] or [[Fetish Fuel]] pages, but that doesn't mean you can't laugh at some of the stuff that ''used'' to be there! ===
* The [[Fetish Fuel]] examples being cut and moved to a separate wiki.
* The following from the ''[[Family Guy]]'' [[Fetish Fuel]] page:
{{quote|Chris, anyone? There's definitely a market for big dumb blond men with [[Biggus Dickus|freakishly big dicks]] who are easy to manipulate.|'''[[Brain Bleach|Absolutely CANNOT unsee]]!!!'''}}
** I presume that that was one of the reasons why [[Fetish Fuel]] was moved; ''to protect the rest of us''.
* The [[Troper Tales]] page for [[Raging Stiffie]]. Totally relatable yet totally hilarious! Especially the Eiffel Tower bit.
* This exchange on [[Kuudere/Troper Tales|the Kuudere Troper Tales]] page:
{{quote| This Troper probably qualifies as one. On the outside, she's either a [[Shrinking Violet]] or cynical, tough, cold, and antisocial. Which she's really not. She's just really shy among strangers and doesn't like talking, but once she gets used to people or generally starts feeling comfortable, she's a [[Cloudcuckoolander]], very playful, endlessly talkative, tends to joke a lot, and very much the opposite of what she seems.<br />
[[Tropers/Dinru|I]] don't remember leaving a story here. Hm.<br />
Nobody move. I think you may both be me.<br />
I didn't know I had three other identical personalities!<br />
That's because you actually have four. [[Four Is Death|Take that as you will]].<br />
Jesus Christ. Who are you people and why am I a clone now?<br />
Who are you and how did you take over my body?<br />
I didn't know I had female clones.<br />
Well it turns out that you have one more here.<br />
Someone forgot to turn the clone machine off. }}
* The entire Troper Tales page for [[Biggus Dickus]], starting with ''the very first line'': '''''{{spoiler|Any guy who posts anything about himself on this page is a liar}}'''''.
** In the same vein, the Troper Tales [[I Call Him Mister Happy]] page. The whole thing is hilarious, but this exchange really stands out:
{{quote|I was inspired by this page to give mine a name. I have decided on Odin,for reasons that are easily speculated.|Ooh, ooh, Huginn and Muninn! [[TV Tropes Will Ruin Your Life|...Dear god, I just enthusiastically christened another man's balls]].}}
** Also, the troper who calls his "Boris". Another troper then remarks "Boris?" First troper: "Why not?"
* Certain examples from Troper Tales [[Epic Fail]]. To be specific:
** The story about {{spoiler|entering the Batcave}} in Arkham Asylum.
** The story about CPR class.
** The story about the assassination attempt in ''Hitman: Blood Money''.
** The story about the female mage attempting to open a door with a staff.
** The story about the nationalist rally in Armenia.
* Found on the [[Fetish Fuel]] page for ''[[Fullmetal Alchemist]]'':
{{quote| * Two words: TINY MINISKIRTS!<br />
** Not to mention that his love of dogs can be misinterpreted...<br />
*** Where my bitches at? }}
* From the [[Fetish Fuel]] page for ''Zelda'':
{{quote| * I like to imagine what Link, Zelda, and Midna did at the end of ''[[The Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess (Video Game)|The Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess]]'' after the final battle.<br />
** Talked a bit, cleaned up Ganondorf's body and then went home? }}
* From the [[Fetish Fuel]] page for ''[[Hellsing]]'':
{{quote| * This troper has a major fetish for long hair. Forget Alucard, Pip was driving her up the wall.<br />
** Or so she wished... ''-Bah-Dum-Tish-'' }}
* From the [[Troper Tales]] pages for Acceptable Nationality Targets:
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{{quote| * And of course, this Antarctican troper is completely ignored. Send some sadism my way, tropers! <br />
** Quack quack quack. <br />
** Before we start making fun of you, can we have a sample of your blood and something hot? What for? Oh... no reason... <br />
** Since when can penguins use keyboards? <br />
*** Er... since igloos started getting internet access? <br />
*** Igloos are Northern Hemisphere structures. <br />
*** How do you expect me to know that! I'm American! }}
* This gem from Troper Tales [[Big Lipped Alligator Moment]]:
{{quote| * This troper and his cousin had talked about going to the premiere of ''[[Transformers|Revenge of the Fallen]]'' dressed as a [[Team Fortress 2 (Video Game)|Heavy/Medic pair]], telling everyone that we were there to see the "[[Fun With Acronyms|TF2 movie]]". This was back before the official title was revealed and it was just referred to as ''Transformers 2'', and we didn't bother to go through with it once the acronym didn't work anymore.<br />
** [[Tropers/Gancena|I]] say [[Fan Girl|you should've done it]]! [[Gamer Chick|I say you]] [[Yaoi Fangirl|totally should]] [[Bread Eggs Milk Squick|have done it]]! }}
* The [[Troper Tales]] for [[Rule Thirty Four]] have made many tropers laugh uncontrollably, for varying reasons. Some find the idea that someone, somewhere is getting off on cartoon porn is amusing, others say it's the other tropers and their subsequent horror of what can be pornified that's hilarious.
** This particular example is especially funny:
{{quote| This Troper has seen ''[[Lazy Town]]'' porn. How I wish I hadn't.<br />
* Hey, SOME of us are in fact counting the days to May 26, 2009.<br />
* What happens then, may I ask?<br />
* I'm actually sad I researched this. It's the day the actress playing Stephanie turns 18.<br />
* It happened yesterday. Er... celebrate?<br />
* Celebrate!!! }}
** As is this one:
{{quote| "This Troper once saw a picture of Princess Peach being raped by a unicycle with three penises, one of which was painted as a clown, one of which was painted as Mario, and one of which was painted as a ninja. Ugh."}}
* The [[Troper Tales]] section for [[Gargle Blaster]]. ''Especially'' the creation of the Screaming Crackwhore.
{{quote| ''So for want of a better name, since we took something nasty and made it good with Coke... The Screaming Crackwhore''.}}
* This little gem from the ''[[Phineas and Ferb]]'' Troper Tales page:
{{quote| * This Troper's sister works at Disney World. On a recent trip down to visit I found myself finding P&F references at every opportunity. She'd only seen an episode or two and didn't understand most of the running gags so as the week went on she got increasingly annoyed at me cracking jokes at everything, including the fact that of all the merchandise they sell, I couldn't find the plush Perry that I wanted. In a Fridge Brilliance moment when I got home, I realized I had spent the last 6 days driving my sister insane. }}
* The "are you me?" [[Running Gag]] on the Troper Tales page for [[Covert Pervert]].
* From the [[Too Dumb to Live]] Troper Tales:
{{quote| * This troper's sister has a host of [[Too Dumb to Live]] moments. She once asked what a baseball team, passenger train, and airport were.<br />
** But you could technically live without knowing what those are. Maybe an isolated, hermit's life but still a life.<br />
** She already knew what they were.<br />
** This troper is now picturing a massive, eight-tracked train -- like something out of ''[[Against a Dark Background]]'' -- with planes landing and taking off of its roof, managed by an AI assembled by combining the brainscans of a major baseball team -- like Ennesby from ''[[Schlock Mercenary]]'' -- because, of course, baseball players are excellent at teamwork and ballistic trajectories.<br />
*** Please report to the front desk to collect your ten internets, sir. }}
* From the Troper Tales page for [[Beware the Nice Ones]]:
{{quote| * Arguably, [[Tropers/EPIC|this Troper]] is probably the youngest of which who suffers from this Trope. This is practically the invisible label that's under the invisible [[Berserk Button]] of [[Tropers/EPIC|this 13-year old kid]]. He broke 33 pencils in his life, and had a good friend break two of those pencils because they were too hard. He even yelled at someone because that guy was the third person who asked if he could be punched for the '''third time''', with a teacher only a mile ahead! <br />
** [[Yandere|You want my pupils to disappear like those of]] [[Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni|Rena Ryuugu?]] [[Yandere|I'd LOVE to become ]][[Ax Crazy|Solid Lead Pencil Crazy]] [[Yandere|and switch from]] [[Big Fun Guy|funny and all-around]] [[Nice Guy|nice guy]] [[Berserk Button|and go all]] [[The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya|Ryoko Asakura]] [[Unlucky Childhood Friend|on you instead!]]<br />
*** Wow, multiple [[Beware the Nice Ones]]-related tropes here. I really am a young [[Yandere]], aren't I? :D<br />
*** '''[[Narm|He broke 33 pencils in his life, and had a good friend break two of those pencils because they were too hard]]'''. }}
* The guy on the [[Secret Identity]] Troper Tales page who likes to [[What Do You Mean Its Not Heinous|pretend to be named Mike in Starbucks]].
* From the [[Fetish Fuel]] page for ''Zelda'':
{{quote| Morpha's tentacles? Sure, why not. [[Stupid Sexy Flanders|Stupid Sexy Link]] getting tentacled? Sure, why not.}}
* The [[Old Shame]] Troper Tales page. Some of the stuff people came up with is utterly hilarious.
* The whole bottom section of the [[Troper Tales]] page for [[Perverse Sexual Lust]], but these two bits take the cake:
{{quote| *** Well, it's not like we would ever have to divide by ''character''... [[Tempting Fate|right?]]<br />
*** (''Stares at above troper'') [[Deadpan Snarker|That's just asking for it]]. }}
** And:
{{quote|* This troper is simply laughing her ass off. The diversity of human sexuality never fails to amuse. <br />
** I think you mean a''[[Anything That Moves|rouse]]''. |*** [[Take a Third Option|It can't do both?]] }}
* This from [[Troper Tales]] [[Refuge in Audacity]]:
{{quote|* This Troper is writing a vampire story. At the end they have kids. How is it explained nobody finds out they're a family of vampires? Well, when you were a kid, you always pretended to be a wizard or whatever, right? Basically, children won't be believed when they say they're a vampire, and adults are smart enough to keep it a secret.|** Okay, who let [[Twilight (Literature)|Stephenie Meyer]] on this page?}}
* This line from the ''[[Silent Hill]]'' [[Perverse Sexual Lust]] page is [[Made of Win]]:
{{quote| This Troper knows she's actually an [[Eldritch Abomination]], but he would fuck Maria from ''[[Silent Hill 2]]'' until she hates her pussy.}}
* This bit from the [[Getting Crap Past the Radar]] [[Troper Tales]] page:
{{quote| * This troper had an 11th grade English teacher way back in 2001 who was a few months from retirement. He didn't censor his mouth, he showed us R-rated movies without permission slips - his excuse? "What's the worst they can do, FIRE ME?".<br />
** The absolute best example of his non-censoredness was when he told the rambunctious class to quiet down, and two boys in the corner ignored him. He went right over to them and said [[Crowning Moment of Funny|"This is one of those things that Joe Jacobs is not supposed to say, but GOD DAMNIT, SHUT THE ]][[Precision F Strike|FUCK UP!!!"]] The class had been deathly silent during that outburst, but we all erupted into uncontrollable laughter afterwards except for the two who had been admonished. }}
* This quote from [[Troper Tales]]/[[Fetish Retardant]]:
{{quote| "Bad grammar, spelling, etc. I'm reading to fap; I shouldn't need to use seven methods of critical analysis to understand what the hell's going on."}}
* The entire Troper Tales/ [[Funny Moments]] page.


== Forum / Discussion / Reviews ==
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=1298004773060420100&page=1#23 This] image suggestion for [[Impaled Palm]] had this troper in giggle fits for 10 straight minutes.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=7ixhxjqoe9swz1xv4bxgw5h0&page=1 This] forum discussion. Since it's discussing ''[[FATAL]]'', there's need for regular [[Brain Bleach]], but the concentrations of sarcasm, schadenfreude, and [[Running Gag|Running Gags]] is extremely hilarious.
{{quote| '''''REALISTIOHGODSHOOTMENOW'''''}}
* This gem by A.Rex, in [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=i42p9uzguit21wqg9ecowkag&page=1 this thread]:
{{quote| "The thing I'm worried about is that it's due to happen right before Christmas. I mean, what kind of dick move is that?"}}
* [[Tropers/Mikado|Mikado]]'s [[Stealth Parody|glowing]] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/review_comments.php?id=609 review] of ''[[FATAL]]''.
* [[Tropers/Puppet Chaos|Puppet Chaos]]'s [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/review_comments.php?id=318 review] of ''[[Sonichu]]''.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=hof4p2kfdch3qcol68ix5sbv&page=1667#41663 This forum post by Blackmoon].
{{quote| '''Charlatan''': Mighty Anonym boldsizing his Jesus bit in his signature rubs me the wrong way.<br />
'''Blackmoon''': "boldsizing his Jesus bit" Thank you, Charlie, I now have a new synonym for jerking off. }}
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=12935875330A21815700&page=1 This forum disscusion] (ITT: We are in a [[Slasher Movie]]) certainly looks like it is starting to belong here.
* On December 28, 2010, the day after it was announced the It Just Bugs Me! forum was shutting down, SPACETRAVEL gave us a jumble of various recurrent topics, under the title "It's not funny anymore.":
{{quote| First of all, I'm going to assume that you already understand that adaptations are never better than the originals, but to the point:}}

{{quote| It's not cute, it's not sympathetic, it doesn't make you any more of a catboy, so cut it out. I hate it when people abuse their senses of humor this way, thinking their jokes are harmless and affectionate when they're really dehumanizing those nearest and dearest to them by doing shit like this. When you talk that way about your friends, you may not know it, but it sounds to me like you're saying they ought to put on your jammies. Dorm etiquette, man. Learn it, and someday, you might be able to support your own health care.}}

{{quote| Besides, the crude style of comedy in question went out of style in the 30s. Yep, even in the Great Depression, when resources were tight, a whole form of entertainment was spent—because it just wasn't funny. I'm anticipating objections from the "FDR and the Atheists did Fetishes" crowd, and I challenge them to:}}

{{quote| * One: explain to me why they think such a conspiracy, if there was one, was such a bad thing.<br />
* Two: man up. }}

{{quote| As well, it's blatantly camp homophobic. The use of only heterophones in the the centrally important iambic pentameter section to the exclusion of even the homophones that would be more concise and versatile additions to the song betrays a structure built to make a statement against people attracted to the same sex. And it's not even funny. I've been more amused by arguments about abortion, so I am for both women and men having the legal right to abort this fallacy. Death of the Author with a vengeance.}}

{{quote| And worst of all, it's just lazy writing. Put some thought and time into your work and give us some sound quality that doesn't smell like pot. People with asthma will thank you. Transcend the Fan Dumb.}}

{{quote| Oh, and inb4 "What are you talking about?" and "What is 'it'?" I know what I'm talking about, and if you don't, maybe you should take a look at yourself. Maybe you should stop it, because it's not funny anymore.}}

{{quote| Hastily added expression of hope that I do not get banned for this. Lie that the thread is a self-demonstrating [[Headscratchers]] about performance art, which actually doesn't bug me at all. Series of too many apologies.}}

{{quote| {{spoiler|How many threads can you find in this jumble?}}}}
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=12969551600A55580100&page=1#15 This suggestion] from one troper to another on worldbuilding.
{{quote| Get drunk. Get pen. See what happens. <br />
'''Not recommended for those under the drinking age, those who operate heavy machinery, or fans of [[Twilight (Literature)|Twilight]]'''. }}
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=se2ud833owzl9lyc4hu05qaj&page=1 This attempt by tropers] to make the [[Memetic Mutation|memetastically]] [[Narm Charm|cheesy]] [[So Bad Its Good|lines]] from ''[[Star Fox 64 (Video Game)|Star Fox 64]]'' [[Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness|more verbose]]. I could start listing these comedic gems, but we'd be here ''all day'' if I did so.
* The following from the [[Lady Gaga]] Discussion page:
{{quote| Do we need a Lady Gaga Music Video Drinking Game? Of course we do. These are the ones a friend and I came up with.<br />
Every time two people start making out, take a shot. Every time Gaga's costume changes, take a shot. Every time a video makes a callback to a past song, video, or some other aspect of her performing career, take a shot. Every time you see subliminal advertising, take a shot. For every instance of gratuitous foreign language, take a shot. For every cameo of her dogs, take a shot. Every time Gaga puts something in her mouth, take a shot. Whenever she pantomimes a gun, take a shot. }}
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=13109726210A92738000&page=1 This forum thread]. It's the only discussion I've seen which starts out complaining about an upcoming movie, then turns into an assassination plot.
* [[User:AMNK]]'s edit reason when deleting some first person stuff on the [[Iron Maiden (Music)/Awesome Music]] page:
{{quote| Don't put yourself in examples. You are not a trope.}}
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=c2qkbj2ppf2cvmzme17cw3zn&page=143#3575 You can find some pretty hilarious things that Tropers have dreamed here]. For example, a troper's dream about [[My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic (Animation)|Princess Celestia]] and jelly beans.
{{quote| Had one weird dream last night... I was watching Darkwing Duck and it just went off. The next show was on, and there were aliens that invaded lizard cavemen. (One of them even sounded like DW.) Anyway, the aliens wanted hair that was growing on the cavemen for no apparent reason. After they got enough of their hair, and some of their scales, they began eating them, which in turn merged all of them into one giant smiling jellybean. The jellybean then exploded into tons of other jellybeans, and who emerged from the jellybean explosion?<br />
None other than Princess Celestia herself!<br />
Then the My Little Pony theme started up... }}
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/discussion.php?id=4q8986r0&trope=DadaComics The YKTTW] that launched [[Dada Comics]]. The troper hivemind took a blank YKTTW and ran with it.
{{quote| i think we have something here, i'm gonna launch it<br />
[[Flat What|what?]] }}
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/review_comments.php?id=7179 This review] of ''[[The Avengers (Film)|The Avengers]]''.


== Left Fielder ==
=== The [[Left Fielder]] page in its entirety: Tropers take [[Self Demonstrating Article]] [[Up to Eleven]]. It's all gone now, because [[Stop Having Fun Guys|some people]] [[What an Idiot|thought it was useless]]. [[Take That|So here it is, reproduced in all its glory]]: ===
* Deliberate [[Left Fielder|Left Fielders]] are common on image boards such as 4chan, where they will generally announce their presence with the cry "Thread Hijack!" (Or if on /m/, [[Super Robot Wars|"Trombe Override!"]])
* There are the people who start a thread where the "image is not related". In such cases it's very easy for the discussion to be about the image posted rather than the intended topic.
* Boring or unpopular topics on some [[Game FAQs]] boards would often be deliberately derailed with the fad phrase "This topic sucks and is now about trains". A good 50% of the time, people would then start discussing trains for a while before the topic died.
** One of the first topics made after the announcement of the train-themed ''[[The Legend of Zelda Spirit Tracks (Video Game)|The Legend of Zelda Spirit Tracks]]'' was "This game sucks and is now about trains... oh wait."
* A phenomenon specific to the "Anime & Manga: [[Adult Swim]] Action" board is to label a topic with "Can any [as] action character (insert blank)" with the ''real'' topic being about the (insert blank) (or not even about that). This is done in order to insert off-topic topics into the board that would otherwise be deleted.
* Infamous on Usenet was Jabriol, a borderline incoherent idiot obsessed with evolution to the extent that he could turn any topic, any topic at all, into a diatribe on how evolution was evil. His most typical behavior was to get into a forum related to some form of human tragedy (rape victim support fora, spouse abuse survivors, etc.), then post about how evolutionists strongly favor whatever horror the members of said forum had experienced. Last encountered trying to argue evolutionists loved it when people killed themselves for reasons only clear to him.
** Is it bad that [[Tropers/Kriegsmesser|I]] can guess what that train of thought was?
** I read a sci-fi book once (I'll put the name when I remember it), where the kids of people genetically enhanced not to need sleep were so smart, they thought and communicated in a series of complex webs. This made their conversations appear to be nothing BUT Left Fielders to anyone NOT these kids. It took me several chapters to figure out what the parents' problem with this was, ie MOST people must not think like this. I find that state of affairs mildly disturbing, and boring. And now, pie!
** This troper, who has [[Useful Notes/Aspergers Syndrome|Aspergers Syndrome]], has experienced this first-hand... Sometimes I will make connections that other people won't, which makes them very confused, and makes me seem like a Left Fielder (I seldom have this problem talking with other Aspergians).
*** This troper ain't an Aspergian (...probably) but he does the exact same thing. It gets hilarious when I recount the exactly train track of thought when someone asks how I thought of something and it's an eight-track-jump process.
* alt.fan.pratchett ''runs'' on this. If a thread's been going for more than 10 posts and ''hasn't'' spawned a discussion about beer, something has gone wrong. If it's been going for more than 10 posts and ''is still about the works of [[Terry Pratchett]]'', it's a sign of [[The End of the World As We Know It|the apocalypse]]. (Or, possibly, that there's a new book out).
* On that note, I declare this trope to now be about baseball.
* In addition to his left field work, Rickey Henderson set records for runs scored and bases stolen that remain intact to this day.
* He was a skilled player.
** Or he had superpowers.
* Baseball sucks, let's talk about pennies.
* Did you know the Abe Lincoln penny was the first U.S. coin minted with a president's likeness?
* FROG-BLAST THE VENT CORE! Let's see what ''that'' stirs up...
* Bob Jam? Apply Grenades liberally.
** USE BOMBS WISELY!
* I prefer sticky grenades.
** Made of win. Marathon is awesome.
* [[Robin Williams|ROBIN WILLIAMS!!1112344]]
* Do you mind? We were TRYING to discuss baseball!
* Have you noticed that a lot of vampires from the 70s look like Jesus?
** Or Richard Roundtree.
** Well, Jesus did rise from the dead, so maybe they're trying abstract symbolism. The second one, it's just being one bad mother.
** Maybe they are trying to confuse [[Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter|the real Jesus]]?
* Gary Oldman once played Dracula.
** [[Batman|James Gordon]] versus [[Dracula]]. Discuss.
*** Gordon, all the way.
*** Dracula dies at the end, whereas [[Flash Gordon (Film)|GORDON'S ALIVE]]!
** Talking about fire and facehuggers, those burning Poison Headcrabs from [[Half Life]] are ''[[Nightmare Fuel|scary]]''.
* Um, guys? Whales?
** [[Star Trek|Double dumbass on you]]!
* Are the Beatles ''really'' a 70's band?
** No. They're not even a '70s band.
*** Well technically you could call them a 50's band, seeing as they were originally called the Quarrymen, who were from 1957 which evolved into the Beatles in 1959.
*** Nope, not even then. The Quarrymen were a '50s band, but never a 50's band. Learn your apostrophes.
* Wasn't this supposed to be about Whales During the Time of Christ, or something?
* ...um...a whale can hear through its lower jaw.
* [[Doctor Who (TV)/Recap/S31 E02 The Beast Below|THE LAST OF THE STAR WHALES!]]
* I'm telling you, Led Zepplin was better than The Beatles!
** Was not.
* [[Godwins Law|Hitler!]]
** Godwin's Law can't be evoked, silly - it has to form by itself. ^_^
*** Only a ''Nazi-sympathizer'' would say that!
**** Yup, you got me; I think the winners wrote history to defame [[WW 2]]-era Germany.
** Do you know who else liked Led Zepplin? ''Hitler''.
* Y'ever been so bored you've set yourself on fire?
** Only once. Good times.
*** I set pencils on fire once. It made the room smell awful.
** No, I only do it when I need to make sure [[The Adventures of Dr. McNinja (Webcomic)|ninjas don't catch me]].
* I prefer clawing holes in my head.
* [[TV Tropes]] is better than boredom.
** [[Discworld|Rincewind]] would probably disagree, but then again, he lives in a world with no TV or internet, so his opinion isn't really valid here.
*** [[Discworld|Pota]][[The Lord of the Rings|toes]].
* Seriously, guys... baseball? So how about them Dodgers, huh?
** I don't follow baseball. So I don't know what I'm doing here.
* Video game example: the Love Point's "Do you remember love?" and pretty much everything the Turning Point says in Immortal Defense. (I'm a genius! What's more outta left field than putting a serious example in an article about left-fielders?)
** 42.
* Every time a thread over at ''Fandom Wank'' gets out of hand, the discussion always turns to how sexy Alan Rickman is.
** Or boobies.
* ...uh, [[Running Gag|wasn't this thread about people who jump in with random topics?]]
* Damn it why did they remove that running gag on the [[Chain of Deals]] entry about the red paperclip trade, I LIKED that gag!
* That reminds me-! Three vampires walk into a bar...
** ...and then Van Helsing says, "And that's how you make a bloodless Mary."
* How sexy ''is'' Alan Rickman?
** Screw Justin Timberlake, Rickman's the one bringing sexy back.
** Isn't he the guy who plays Sev in the HP movies? I'm writing a lot of HP fanfiction, my latest ones have centered around good ol' Sevvy. I've been getting really good grades when I turn in my fanfics in English class. I need to bring up my GPA. Did you know Turk in Tarzan was female? I totally didn't know that for YEARS, now she's my favourite Disney female. Pocahontas really sucks, I used to like it but then I read up on the real Pocahontas and I'm mad. Susan B. Anthony would be ashamed of modern-day feminists. How did I get from Alan Rickman to Susan B. Anthony?
** Alan Rickman can impregnate by touch alone.
* Would you like to hear a funny story about tomatoes? In stores, they're located in the vegetable department, even though they're really fruit.
** Tomatoes are vegetables so they can be taxed! The ''man'' is milk even more money out of us! '''Fight the power!'''
*** The ''man'' is milkING even more money out of us!
** [[A Bit of Fry and Laurie|Tommytoes. Say "Tommytoes."]]
* Boobies.
** With that, I add Busen Memo to this GeekList.
** I hate birds.
** I shoot birds at the airport.
* Corn is good food.
** [[Homestar Runner|Corn is no place for a mighty warrior!]]
** [[Troll 2|I actually like popcorn]].
** [[Welcome to Corneria]]!
*** We have entered an endless recursion of time.
** [[Welcome to Corneria]]!
*** We have entered an endless recursion of time.
** [[Welcome to Corneria]]!
*** We have entered an endless recursion of time.
** [[Welcome to Corneria]]!
*** We have entered an endless recursion of time.
** [[Welcome to Corneria]]!
*** We have entered an endless recursion of time.
** [[Welcome to Corneria]]!
*** Kyon-kun, Denwa?
** [[Welcome to Corneria]]!
*** We have entered an endless recursion of time.
*** [[Eight Bit Theater (Webcomic)|I like swords]].
** [[The Princess Bride (Film)|Stop saying that]]!
* [[The Howling|I want to show you a piece of my mind]].
** [[Star Trek|My mind to your mind]].
* Remember that guy who tied helium balloons to a lawn chair and traveled several thousand feet into the sky on it? Also, why does everything fall apart?
** Because [[You Suck|you]] touch yourself at night.
*** That's irrelevant. Also, they have irrelephants at the circus. Lots of irrelephants.
**** "[[The Thick of It|He's a man, not]] [[The Elephant Man|the irrelephant man]]."
** Wasn't the lawnchair guy Rhys Ifans or something? Or was he in the movie about it? And isn't he the same guy as David Thewlis? Also, what ever happened to Paul Henreid? He was in ''[[Casablanca]]'' but I haven't seen him in anything else.
* Man, I remember when this Wiki was actually about TV Tropes, and when you started a discussion, by golly, you either stayed on topic or somehow tied it to ''[[Doctor Who (TV)|Doctor Who]]'' or ''[[Firefly (TV)|Firefly]]''.
* I bet [[Metal Gear Solid|Big Boss]] could take on [[Doctor Who (TV)|The Doctor]].
** In combat, or in sexiness?
*** [[Mathematicians Answer|Yes]].
** That would be every fanfic writer's dream.
** Which Doctor?
*** [[Witch Doctor]]
*** [[Good Omens (Literature)|Witchfinder General]].
* You've been left on your own, like a rainbow in the dark
* Metal Gear Gekko looks retarded.
** Speaking of geckos, how many of you who own one or more motor vehicles are paying more than you ought to be paying for car insurance?
** [[My Inner Life (Fanfic)|Straight from the gecko]].
* Seriously guys, what's the deal with airplane food?
** I wouldn't know. Unless I'm terribly mistaken, they don't give you food on airplanes at all any more. Not even peanuts, which were the best part.
*** Yes they do. Well, they do on the airline we used for our trip to Mexico, anyways.
*** Southwest does. Unless someone calls the airline ahead of time and says they're allergic. Then they'll serve pretzels. Speaking of pretzels, how relaxing is yoga?
* ''[[Peanuts]]'' was a good comic. Got boring sometimes.
** Then some kid got allergic to it, died, and ruined it for everyone else.
** [[Trick R Treat|Charlie Brown's an asshole]]!
* Yeah, but I don't think Snoopy handed out airline food on his flights against the Red Baron.
* ChUnKy or ''smooth'' peanut butter? Also, why is chocolate poisonous to dogs?
** [[Manos the Hands of Fate|BecAusE thE MastEr doesN't apPRovE of doGs]].
* Wouldn't it be cool if Alan Rickman had been on ''[[Firefly (TV)|Firefly]]''?
** YES.
* Y'know, I'm usually polite enough to wait for a break in the conversation to change the topic. Bunch of unmannered pricks. I also know someone who will try to introduce a topic (usually one of his favorite video games or Transformers) ''right in the middle of a discussion''. Exactly how did [[Left 4 Dead]] remind you of Transformers, again? It's damn annoying, but I'm too polite to tell him to stop doing this.
* Speaking of baseball, cricket. I suppose the equivalent of left field in cricket might be "cow corner", as it's kind of the same area of the field from the point of view of a right-handed batsman. It's sort of between midwicket and square leg, for those who don't know, and it's the traditional destination of a good old-fashioned slog (when a batsman just looks to clobber the ball as hard as they can without any thought as to technique).
** Baseball was invented as a game for British schoolgirls to play while the boys played cricket. True story.
* There aren't that many crickets where I live. Sometimes you hear them, though * chirp, chirp* . Also, who's ever seen a potato bug / mediterannean beetle? Big, ugly lil' bastards, ain't they? Riftworm.
** [[District 9 (Film)|Fookin' prawns]].
* I'm so proud... I was the one who successfully derailed a trope page. ''-tear-'' <ref>a.k.a. It's all about baseball, folks.</ref>
* Anyone torn open a laptop for shits and giggles? I have.
* You know what? I ''like'' [[Azumanga Daioh (Manga)|Tomo]], I don't care what anyone says.
** Who the hell is that?
* Why aren't there any bears in Finland?
** They are damn good at hiding. Especially polar bears. And damn are they sneaky! I know a kid who almost got ''eaten'' by one! They really should start hunting them, but noooo.
* I'm beginning to think you guys just don't want to talk about whales...
** Go look up Ambulocetus. That thing was neat. It was a whale with feet. Hey, I rhyme!
* Have you ever noticed how a lot of anime from the '70s look like vampires?
* How can a leek cure [[Fruits Basket|anything]] when it's the nastiest food in the world?
** Only on St. Crispin's Day.
* [[Dropped a Bridget On Him|That Bridget chick, she's one hot babe]].
* Who created the universe, [[Neon Genesis Evangelion|Shinji Ikari]] or [[Haruhi Suzumiya]]?
** [[TV Tropes Forum|One of these things is not found in a brothel...]]
** [[Take a Third Option|Shinji Ikari IS Haruhi Suzumiya]].
*** [[Xkcd (Webcomic)|Then it turns out they were both Tyler Durden]].
* Ooh, fancomics! [http://chesspiece.smackjeeves.com Chess Piece] is particularly awesome. It involves mostly [[Danny Phantom]] and then at least one character from almost every Nicktoon ever made. [[Doug]]'s the urban planner, [[Cat Dog]]'s a fashion designer (or rather Cat is) [[Aaahh Real Monsters|Oblina]] is a nurse, [[Avatar: The Last Airbender|Iroh]] is Vlad's good friend and even [[Dora the Explorer]] has a cameo of sorts, which involves a stolen Swiper doll and will likely tramatize that girl for life. Phantom is [[Ax Crazy]] and for some reason, I thought it was [[Narm|funny as hell]]. Plus it quotes a lot of stuff... like Beatles and Buffy. [[Neo Yi]] is truely awesome.
* Something I've always wondered: if someone gives you a penny for your thoughts, and you proceed to put your two cents in, where did the extra money come from?
** Inflation.
* [http://www.timfanelli.com/images/no_idea.jpg I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a bunny with a pancake on its head].
* [http://pokemon.neoseeker.com/w/i/pokemon/9/9b/Slowpoke.png Hey gaiz how about that Lampshade Hanging huh?]
* Eh, it clashes with the Drapes.
** [[HG Wells]] made drapes a lot.
* Doesn't everyone think underwear is awesome?
* Don't forget to watch our awesome [[TV Tropes the TV Show|TV show]]!!
* Is a Barrel Roll or a [[Rick Roll]] a better defence against [[Furry Fandom]] [[In Space]]? They keep setting us up the bomb.
** [[Kill It With Fire|Use fire]]. It's easier.
** Hey, shut the %)(& up! We're people, too! [[Mystery Science Theater 3000|And man... is a feeling creature]].
*** [[Tropers/Tiberius|Yeah]]! Do [[Jerkass|you]] have any idea how much that hurts? How bad singed fur SMELLS! It takes FOREVER to get that smell out of your fur!
** In my experience, rat poison works pretty well. Although now I want to combine the two... rat poison on fire? Or maybe just go straight to the napalm. I love that [[Apocalypse Now|gasoline smell]].
* Have you ever noticed how much vampires look like vampires?
** Please, try to keep up.
** [[Troll|I know. It really surprises me how I just watched the old Dracula movie and he doesn't sparkle and wear a beige leather jacket and tight, sleeveless button-down like]] [[Twilight (Literature)|Edward]]. [[Troll|And have you noticed how a lot of people seem to hate thinking that maybe the real reason why they can't get in any relationships unlike Bella and Edward is because]] [[Stalking Is Love|they snub the guy who's stalking them and watching out for them while they sleep]] [[Troll|instead of learning to love them?]]
** [[The League of Gentlemen|Good old Edward. Always running around in his waistcoat, killing people who aren't local, and saying "What's all this shouting?"]]
*** Or is he the [[Mad Artist]] werewolf with the [[The Howling|bullet in his head]]? No wait, that was Eddie. Never mind.
** Isn't ''Twilight'' that thing with Rod Sterling and all the twist endings? Or is it Rod Serling? I can never remember.
* Oh hey, I'm not late, am I?
* LAST POST!
* LAST POST AGAIN!
** Last Post is a fun trumpet piece, because you don't have to use the valves at all. It's all in the lip, people.
* Derail. This thread is now about [[Cute Kitten|kittens]].
** FUCK YES, KITTENS!
* [[Brawl in The Family (Webcomic)|Brawl in The Family]] fans: try reading the page for [[Hostile Show Takeover]] without laughing. In fact, try it anyway.
* Uh, to get this entry back on topic, the Urban Legends Reference Pages forum has an "Unhijackable Thread" where every new post must Left Field the previous one. And, with that said, may I ask what is the best way to attach the granny squares together for this afghan I'm making? Granny ''circles'', for that matter?
** My granny only circles when she's had too much to drink. Speaking of that, what's your favorite type of drink?
** (Granny)^2 = Graham cracker.
** They made a horror movie called ''Rabid Grannies''. Just thought I'd mention it.
* ...TheAristocrats!
** ''The Aristocats''!
* [[Monty Python's Flying Circus|Alright, stop that, stop that, this article has become too silly]].
** MAKE ME.
** PBBBBTTT!
* [[Suzumiya Haruhi|We have entered an endless recursion of time]].
** [[Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead|Heads. Heads. Heads. Heads]].
* ''[[Monty Python's Flying Circus]]'' was awesome.
** My daughter can't watch it because she's afraid of clowns.
** My daughter can't watch it because people keep saying "tin" to her.
*** "Tin" is such a nasty word. I prefer woody words. Gooooooooorrrrrn.
*** Suddenly, [http://farm1.static.flickr.com/185/376204528_5f1e15d57e.jpg?v=0 EMPEROR OF CATKIND!]
**** Bah! Everyone knows cats don't have an emperor, they have a queen. Because Freddie Mercury? Rocks.
***** You're both wrong, [[Romeo and Juliet|they have]] [[TV Tropes the TV Show|a prince]].
*** [[The Sandman|There is only one king who is a cat]].
**** [[Superman Returns|'''WRONG!''']] [[Girl Genius]] has Krosp, the King of all cats!
**** [[Memetic Mutation|A cat is fine, too]].
*** My cat likes to tear apart my hands. It's so cute! <3
* Guys, my house is on fire. What should I do?
** Put it out with a vampiric anime Jesus whale. From the 70s.
*** Alternately, from the '70s. Learn to use apostrophes, people.
* [[Troll|Guys, I just accidentally set a glass of water on fire with a match. What should I do?]]
** Don't worry, I got you covered:
*** 1. Call Gamestop.
*** 2. Ask for [[Battletoads (Video Game)|Battletoads]] on any system.
*** 3. DO A BARREL ROLL
** Start a cult. Make them do it for you.
** [[The Legend of Zelda CDi Games|There is no time. Your sword is enough]].
* This Trope is now about random things coming out of the Left Field.
* We have entered an endless recursion of time.
** [[The Princess Bride (Film)|STOP SAYING THAT]]!
* [[Wendee Lee]] [[That Guy With the Glasses|Count]]: 22!
* [[Memetic Mutation|THIN]] [[Image Boards|YOUR]] [[Warhammer 40000|PAINTS]]
* Anyone remember that one guy whose last name was Cummings? He was in some sort of movie. Oh yeah, and [[Harry Potter]] 6 sucked.
** [[Jim Cummings]]?
* I think we should reference [[Cloudcuckoolander]] in this article. Thoughts?
** [[The Sandman|The Cuckoo]]? She tired to kill me! I demand her life in forfeit!
*** [[Fugitive Alien|... With a forklift?]]
* I like clouds. And weren't Cuckoos in that [[The Legend of Zelda (Video Game)|game that all the fangirls like?]]
** They're spelled cuccos. CUCCOS! GET IT RIGHT! How dare you defile the GREATEST GAME EVER by making a minor error?
** [[My Inner Life (Fanfic)|Speaking of fangirls defiling a game...]]
** This one time, I [[One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest|flew over the cuckoo's nest]]. Wait a second... cuckoos don't ''have'' nests!
* Speaking of fangirls. Jesus has them. They're called Nuns. Think about that...
** In a chaste way, sure.
* I tried to think about it, but for some reason, I thought about the Grim Reaper, who is the exact opposite of a nun.
** {{smallcaps|I beg to differ}}.
** We have entered an endless recursion of time.
*** [[The Legend of Zelda CDi Games|There is no time. Your sword is enough]].
* Would the ocean be deeper if there were more whales in it, or fewer sponges?
** Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
** We wear short shorts!
* ''[[Firefly (TV)|Firefly]]'' [[Tempting Fate|is]] [[Flame Bait|overrated]] [[Troll|and anyone who thinks it's good]] is a [[Joss Whedon]] [[Lickspittle]]!
** Die.
** [[Burn the Witch|BURN THE HERETIC! BURN HIM WITH FIRE]]!
** I can relate. ''[[Wall E]]'' is probably the least enjoyable film I've ever seen. And I've seen ''[[Monster a Go Go]]''.
* We have entered an endless recursion of time.
** We have entered an endless recursion of time.
** We have entered an endless recursion of time.
** We have entered an endless recursion of time.
** Kyon-kun, denwa?
** We have entered an endless recursion of time.
** We have entered an endless recursion of time.
** Kyon-kun, denwa?
** Kyon-kun, denwa?
** We have entered an endless recursion of time.
** We have entered an endless recursion of time.
** There is no time. Your sword is enough.
*** Endless Eight taught me how to say "classified information" in Japanese! Think of all the applications!
* Huh. I thought this trope was about when people bring up other topics out of nowhere. Like those people that get on every news article about Obama and [[Single Issue Wonk|then bring up his birth certificate]], regardless of the original topic of the article? Oh well, I guess not. So anyway, why isn't Puerto Rico a state yet? And btw, ''[[Firefly (TV)|Firefly]]'' totally rocks. The previous troper is [[Internet Cold Reader|obviously a moron that enjoys bad television]].
** Don't you hate pants?
*** I hate it when [[Half Life Full Life Consequences|the pants are dead D:]]
* [[Ansem Retort|I wonder what fire tastes like...]]
** [[The Ditz|Fire tastes like bacon!]]
* [[Scanners|The RIPE Program was so cold. So cruel]].
* Derail. This trope is now about train derailments.
** Train derailments are [[Crash (Literature)|a fertilizing rather than a destructive event]].
** Your derailments cannot harm me, are you a fucking ass? Do you not know who I am, he must not know who I am, ''I'M THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH'', IMA HITCHA WITCHYO OWN TRAIN! I'm bad, I'm the badder motherfucker on the word.
** Well, I love the Power Glove. ''It's'' so bad.
** I'm a 12.0 on the 10.0 scale of badness!
** [[Homestar Runner|Okay, Edgar. Now drop a train on him]].
* Traveling by [[Thomas the Tank Engine|train]] is fun, but you can't cross the ocean. To do that you need either a [[Jay Jay the Jet Plane (Animation)|plane]] or a ship.
** Or Theodore The Friendly Tugboat.
** I hate traveling by plane, the lines are too long.
* I just thought I'd take this moment to plug my [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1bWYQ9teis various] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1xdITMDE_I work] doing {{Dramatic Reading}]s of ''[[Atlanta Nights]]'' and ''[[My Inner Life (Fanfic)|My Inner Life]]''.
* [[Natter]] sucsk. Wiiki page are for TROPE EXAMPLE.
** Give a bit more details. What's the make of the motherboard, what's the clock speed?
*** That's not important. It won't fly with this tire thickness anyway.
**** Not another politics discussion!
***** You're all wrong, it's 456.
****** So how old is she anyway?
******* I do, and I want some fries with that!
******** It is time for the hoboes to overthrow the United States government.
********** We have entered an endless recursion of time.
*********** There is no time. Your sword is enough.
** What about [[District 9 (Film)|Wikus]] pages?
* Does anyone know where I can find installation keys for my copy of ''The Sims 3''?
* We Await Silent Trystero's Empire.
** The Empire?! They can't stop us! Let 'em try! For [[Heavy Meta]] we would die!
*** Don't Ever Antagonize The Horn.
* Am I the only one who finds it annoying when a thread derails off topic away from what it was originally about?
* [[The Areas of My Expertise|It is time for the hobos to overthrow the United States government]].
** Hobos can't overthrow the government unless they ally with the bums and slackers.
*** Actually, they'd be liabilities, because [[The Big Lebowski|the bums will always lose]].
* Does anyone else hate it when people give out things like fortune cookies on Halloween?
** [[SpongeBob SquarePants (Animation)|CHOCOLAAAAAAAAATE!!!!]]
** I much prefer it when they give razor-lollipops like the one in ''[[Trick R Treat]]''.
* So Milhouse really IS a meme!
** MILHOUSE IS NOT A MEME
*** MILHOUSE IS NOT A MEME IS NOT A MEME
**** MILHOUSE IS NOT A MEME IS NOT A MEME IS NOT A MEME
***** MILHOUSE [[Madness Mantra|IS NOT A MEME IS NOT A MEME IS NOT A MEME IS NOT A MEME IS NOT A MEME IS NOT A MEME IS NOT A MEME IS NOT A MEME IS NOT A MEME IS NOT A MEME IS NOT A MEME IS NOT A MEME IS NOT A MEME IS NOT A MEME IS NOT A MEME IS NOT A MEME IS NOT A MEME IS NOT A MEME IS NOT A MEME IS NOT A MEME]]
******* ...so Milhouse really IS a meme?
** [[Western Animation/Robot Monster|How do you calculate that?]]
* Oh good, I found the [[Big Electric Switch|power switch to the internet]]!
** [[The Drinky Crow Show (Animation)|Glory to the Hive Queen]].
* I always wonder... If you chrush cookies and mix water in the crumbs, can you make new cookies with the mix?

=== oh god how did this get here ===
* i am not good with computer
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* Guys I accidentally the internet.
** Troper... I am disappoint.
*** All your base are belong to Tropes
**** You just divided by zero, didn't you?
** [[Grammar Nazi|Accidentally what?]]
**** More to do with the square root of a negative number, really. Also, KHAAAAAAAAAAN!
* Raaaar! Whatcha doin', Mr. Volcano?

* We have entered an endless recursion of time.
** THATS WHAT SHE SAID
*** There is no time. Your sword is enough.

=== Talk about scary video game enemies here instead of anything else ===
* Giygas isn't really that scary for me. Except for at night with %99.999999999999 darkness.
** Still, I'd rather run into him than [[Eraserhead|The Man in the Planet]].
* I've got a loaded shovel and I ain't afraid to use it!
* '''I use bold font to make people like me'''.
* Why is it named bold font, anyway? I mean, '''cheesecake''' is SO much of a better name!
** Maybe a butter name...
* Man that eel from Super Mario 64 is fucking creepy. Also those mangled bunnies from Psychnoats.
* Video games have taught me to shoot people.
* [[Candle Jack]]. This sentence wi
** SELF FULFILLING PROPHECY.
*** [http://1d4chan.org/images/3/3c/Just_as_planned_tzeentch.jpg Just as planned].
* Personally I think Queen outdoes them all.
* [[Troll|We have entered a recursionless end of time]].
** Kun-den, Wa-kyon.

=== Thread is now about [[Keep Abreast of This Index|boobs]]. ===
* I don't know why [[Gag Boobs]] are so popular. Personally, I prefer [[Boobs of Steel|firm and perky]] and reasonably proportioned to giant fluffy marshmallows.
** I'm more a fan of [[Gainaxing|supple bouncy ones]], myself.
** [[Straw Feminist|MEN THINKING ABOUT BOOBS SHOULD BE PUNISHABLE BY DEATH!!!!!1!1111eleventyone]]
**** ''[[Omnicidal Maniac|Hahaha]]''.
* On that note: What the fuck is up with the ending of Neon Genesis Evangelion I mean seriously?!?!?!
** What the fuck is up? The fuck is what is up. [[Mind Screw|Make of that what you will]].
* Who would win, Indiana Jones or Han Solo?
** [[Mathematicians Answer|Yes]].
** Hmm? [[Han Shot First|The man who shot first]] verses [[Combat Pragmatist|The man who just shot him]]. My God, it's like an unstoppable force meeting an inmovable object.
*** The unstoppable force would bounce off and head in a different direction. Problem solved.
**** INCORRECT. For it to bounce off, it would essentially be "stopped twice", as the immovable object would have to bush back doubly as hard. I think.
** Charles Bronson would win.
* [[LO Lcats|Ceiling Cat]] is watching you [[Fan Wank]].
* [[Scrubs|Gentlemen, I don't want to sound conceited, but I'd like you all to turn around and pay attention to]] [[Almighty Janitor|me]] [[All Blue Entry|now]].
** No.
* I just thought I'd take this moment to plug my [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1bWYQ9teis various] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1xdITMDE_I work] doing {{Dramatic Reading}]s of ''[[Atlanta Nights]]'' and ''[[My Inner Life (Fanfic)|My Inner Life]]''.
** [http://www.animecubed.com/billy/?49948 Li][http://www.cracked.com nk] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/phpBB3/index.php Sp][http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgbNymZ7vqY am][http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ ?]
* [[Welcome to Corneria]]!
** Fourth planet of the Lylat System.
** ...Kyon-kun, Denwa?
** [[Eight Bit Theater (Webcomic)|I like swords]]!
** Your sword is enough!

=== Thread is now about weaponry. ===
* Personally I prefer [[Drop the Hammer|hammers]]. You can smash things with them!
* but [[Katanas Are Just Better]]!
* Back to the original topic, the [[Snopes]] message boards ingeniously created the "Unhijackable thread" specifically for the purpose of creating as many left fields as possible. Oh, and speaking of, it's Baseball Bats all the way, baby!
** Only if they're on fire. [[Zero Punctuation|And shoot shurikens and lightning]].
*** [[Buffy the Vampire Slayer|Giles]] said it's enough if they're just on fire. But he's stuffy.
** [[Earthbound|SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH]]
* [[Homestar Runner|Bubs]] gives away flamethrowers that shoot chocolate hundred dollar bills.
* Flamethrower katanas that shoot shurikens and lightning. Made from the bones of [[G Gundam|Master Asia]].
* My weapon of choice: Stalk of Broccoli to the jugular.
* [[Trick R Treat|Lollipops]].

=== Thread is now about ''[[Star Trek]]''. ===
* ''[[Star Trek]]'' is [[So Cool Its Awesome|So Cool It's Awesome]]!
* I pre-ordered the Star Trek MMO and it ended up being too awesome for my computer to handle. But it'll be worth it when I get a new one and retrieve my Tribble.
* Tribbles 'N' Bits?
* [[The League of Gentlemen|YOU'RE MY WIFE NOW]]!
=== Thread is now about cookie dough ===
* Why? Dammit, you people and your cookie dough -- why can't we discuss [[Flame Bait|crème brûlée]]?
* [[Troll|Guys, um...]] I kind of... [[Memetic Mutation|I accidentally Jesus]]. The whole thing. Can somebody please help? Please?
* I thought this was the Haruhi Suziyama thread.

=== Thread is now about Red leader, standing by! ===
* [[Ruby Quest (Roleplay)|Red]], standing by. {{spoiler|Just Kidding}}.
* "[[Flat What|...]]"
* "[[That Guy With the Glasses|...Did that make any sense at all]]?"
* "[[That Guy With the Glasses|No]]."
* "[[That Guy With the Glasses|Are we ever gonna talk about this again]]?"
* "[[That Guy With the Glasses|No]]."
* "[[Big Lipped Alligator Moment]]."
* "[[No Indoor Voice|A BIG]] [[Big Lipped Alligator Moment|LIPPED ALLIGATOR]] [[Running Gag|MOMENT]]!"
* ''[[The Stinger|-accordion sounds-]]''
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lvJ6eFcCJE It's a Gundam!]

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