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* [[Dramatic Slip]]: Colonel Chi is knocked down and stepped on by an elephant, necessitating cybernetic replacements for much of his body. However, he has a good three seconds of hammily screaming to the camera during which he easily could have avoided the elephant's foot.
* [[Dramatic Slip]]: Colonel Chi is knocked down and stepped on by an elephant, necessitating cybernetic replacements for much of his body. However, he has a good three seconds of hammily screaming to the camera during which he easily could have avoided the elephant's foot.
* [[Eyepatch of Power]]: Zatch.
* [[Eyepatch of Power]]: Zatch.
* [[Grievous Harm With a Body]]: Threatened by an Irish "very distant" relative
* [[Grievous Harm with a Body]]: Threatened by an Irish "very distant" relative
** To whit: [[Crowning Moment of Funny|Don't make me come down there and beat yew wi' tha leg o' mine tha' no longer works, cause AH'LL DO IT!]]
** To whit: [[Crowning Moment of Funny|Don't make me come down there and beat yew wi' tha leg o' mine tha' no longer works, cause AH'LL DO IT!]]
* [[Hey, It's That Guy!]]: [[Kelly Hu]]
* [[Hey, It's That Guy!]]: [[Kelly Hu]]
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* [[The Nineties|So Nineties It Hurts]]
* [[The Nineties|So Nineties It Hurts]]
* [[Surfer Dude]]: Both Johnny and Adam. Iggy's pretends and it's played for laughs.
* [[Surfer Dude]]: Both Johnny and Adam. Iggy's pretends and it's played for laughs.
* [[Suddenly Always Knew That]]/[[New Powers As the Plot Demands|New Powers As The Plot Demands]]: Both the brothers, Johnny and Adam.
* [[Suddenly Always Knew That]]/[[New Powers as the Plot Demands]]: Both the brothers, Johnny and Adam.
* [[Tempting Fate]]: A stuntman assured Miss Hu that he could take her kicking him in the nuts. He couldn't.
* [[Tempting Fate]]: A stuntman assured Miss Hu that he could take her kicking him in the nuts. He couldn't.
* [[Token Minority]]: Lieutenant Spence, played by Tone Loc.
* [[Token Minority]]: Lieutenant Spence, played by Tone Loc.

Revision as of 19:46, 9 April 2014


Johnny and Adam were perfectly ordinary brothers. Surfing afternoons and weekends, and attending school during the day. Then comes a mysterious stranger with an Eyepatch of Power and news of an unbelievable heritage. Adventure ensues as the brothers journey to obtain their birthright.

Surf Ninjas is a family film with martial arts starring Ernie Reyes Jr., Rob Schneider, Nicolas Cowan, and Leslie Nielsen. It's...not very good, though it's hard to say whether, like The Rocky Horror Picture Show, the So Bad It's Good-ness was on purpose.

Tropes used in Surf Ninjas include: