Surf Ninjas

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Johnny and Adam were perfectly ordinary brothers. Surfing afternoons and weekends, and attending school during the day. Then comes a mysterious stranger with an Eyepatch of Power and news of an unbelievable heritage. Adventure ensues as the brothers journey to obtain their birthright.

Surf Ninjas is a family film with martial arts starring Ernie Reyes Jr., Rob Schneider, Nicolas Cowan, and Leslie Nielsen. It's...not very good, though it's hard to say whether, like The Rocky Horror Picture Show, the So Bad Its Good-ness was on purpose.

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This film provides examples of:

• Action Girl: Ro-May
• Big Bad: Colonel Chi
• Binocular Shot: Spoofed with Zatch, who only has one eye
• Cane Fu: Zatch, again.
• Don't Explain the Joke: Iggy, particularly in the scene where Johnny's future bride is introduced, wearing a veil. Johnny and Adam both make snarky comments hinting about why she might be wearing a veil. Iggy says it flat out.
• Dramatic Slip: Colonel Chi is knocked down and stepped on by an elephant, necessitating cybernetic replacements for much of his body. However, he has a good three seconds of hammily screaming to the camera during which he easily could have avoided the elephant's foot.
• Eyepatch of Power: Zatch.
• Grievous Harm With a Body: Threatened by an Irish "very distant" relative
  • To whit: Don't make me come down there and beat yew wi' tha leg o' mine tha' no longer works, cause AH'LL DO IT!
• Hey Its That Guy: Kelly Hu
• Highly Visible Ninja: Most of Colonel Chi's forces, which elicits a sarcastic remark from Iggy.
• Instant Expert: Seems to be one of Adam's powers.
• Kiai: Everybody. Even the elephant.
• Martial Arts Headband: Johnny, Adam, and Iggy all get one, though Iggy's receipt is played for laughs.
• McNinja
• Power Overhaul: Both the brothers.
• Product Placement: Adam uses a Game Gear to predict the future and control people.
  • The only videogame adaptation of this movie was, get this, for the Game Gear.
• Red Right Hand: Colonel Chi's mechanical arm.
• Rule of Funny: In the restaurant fight, Adam is 'playing' the fight on his game gear, and selecting how things will go. When the time comes to choose weapons to fight off ninjas, he selects the funniest ones, and gets more points for it.
• Shout Out: Johnny, the first time he uses a blade, refers to Zorro.
• So Nineties It Hurts
• Surfer Dude: Both Johnny and Adam. Iggy's pretends and it's played for laughs.
• Suddenly Always Knew That/New Powers As The Plot Demands: Both the brothers, Johnny and Adam.
• Tempting Fate: A stuntman assured Miss Hu that he could take her kicking him in the nuts. He couldn't.
• Token Minority: Lieutenant Spence, played by Tone Loc.
• Two Faced: Colonel Chi, his face was repaired with cybernetics, after it was partly crushed.
• Unintentional Period Piece
• Waif Prophet: Adam, without any of the negative aspects.
• Weaksauce Weakness: Colonel Chi again, thanks to said cybernetics, can't touch water.
• Xtreme Sport Xcuse Plot: The invasion of Colonel Chi's island