Stock Superhero Day Jobs

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Let's face it, your basic superhero simply can't do without a day job these days. They may be strong enough to punch an Eldritch Abomination in the face, but they've still got to pay the bills. And unless they're the opportunistic sort, they're probably not going to be paid for their trouble. So, they have to do something else in order get by.

But why stop there? If you're a superhero, your day job should cater specifically to someone of your... unique position. You should be able to disappear at a moment's notice, without being held up, and without people wondering. Not only that, but you should have access to the news, so you can know when you're needed.

So here's a handy list of jobs your typical superhero should consider when planning a career in heroics (if you somehow don't need a job... lucky you):

Reporter

This is a superhero's goldmine. As a reporter, your whereabouts don't have to be accounted for during work hours, you'll hear about crises as soon as word gets out, and you'll have an always applicable excuse to rush to the scene without people getting curious. Plus, you can get paid for writing stories of your adventures. It's like getting paid for doing what you would be doing anyway! Notable heroes in this field include:

• Ur Example, Clark Kent
• Peter Parker (well, news photographer, but same position in the grand scheme of things)
• Victor Sage
• Billy Batson
• Britt Reid (newspaper publisher (and, in the TV series, also general manager of a television station))
• Jack Ryder
• Asa "Samaritan" Martin (actually a fact-checker rather than a reporter, but still for a newspaper)
• Two out of three VR Troopers.
• Shinji Kidou, sort of.
• Charles Hampton Indigo
• Philip Urich, the heroic (at least in the MC-2 universe) Green Goblin
• Splendid, an Expy/parody of Superman.
• Tintin. Involuntary a parody, actually: officially reporter, he never actually works (OK, not exactly a superhero, but the French Belgian Ur Example anyway).

Busy Socialite

If you happen to run a Fiction 500 Company, then you've got a great position for a future in superheroics. You won't ever have to worry about money, and, as a busy socialite with few tedious day-to-day obligations, it's expected that you'd be out and about, enjoying life. If no one ever sees you, then they'll figure you just spend all your time out on the town, never suspecting that you really spend your time beating the crap out of criminals. Plus, if you act like a moron, everyone will think you're too incompetent to be a hero, and if you're seen bolting the scene (to get in uniform, of course), everyone will just think you're a snobbish coward. It's the perfect cover—just don't expect to have a sparkling reputation. You'd be following such masters of social deception as:

• Bruce Wayne
• Ted Kord
• Oliver Queen
• Tony Stark
• Don Diego de la Vega
• Sir Percy Blakeney
• Henry Cabot Henhouse III (Super-Chicken)
• Justin Sinclair (Manticore)
• Lamont Cranston (in the radio adaptation and film)
• Ashley Crawford, to an extent
• Dan Dreiberg is something of a subversion: he's wealthy but reclusive and lives as a harmless intellectual.

Police/Rescue Worker

Policeman: Nice job, Wally! That's how you catch a crook. Forensic Scientist Wally West: That's one way.

Why not burn the crimefighting candle at both ends? Join the force and protect and serve 24/7. You'll know about every criminal related thing that happens in the town, as well as people in need of rescue or strange occurrences. When things get a bit too hairy, zip off (just don't let your partners see you "abandoning" them), get into uniform, and solve the problem with superpowers. The main problem here would be that you can't always just "zip off"; the environment's pretty restrictive, so you'd better be good at making incredibly good excuses or get used to waiting until you get home to get your superheroing on. And you should avoid getting a partner at all costs, unless it's someone you trust. Can overlap with 'Career Superhero' below and Supercop. Good examples of this would be:

• Krillin, starting in Dragon Ball Z: Resurrection F.
• Most of the Flashes have been affiliated with the police in some way or another, usually as some sort of analyst, but none as a full fledged officer.
• Dick Grayson (Nightwing) for a while, although his true goal in joining the corrupt Bludhaven PD was to bring it down.
• John Jones, sometimes.
• The Savage Dragon.
• Hollis Mason
• Matt Parkman
• Blue Steel, and Statesman in his early days.
• Thor spent some time as a paramedic.
• Not quite a hero, but Dexter fits this perfectly
• Top Ten, all the main characters.
• Jim Powell from No Ordinary Family is a sketch artist for the police
• Karrin Murphy. Notable in that the conflicting requirements (e.g. the police really don't like the lead investigator disappearing partway through their case and being unable to explain why) led to her being first demoted, then "retired".
• Ryu Terui
• Every member of Power Rangers Lightspeed Rescue and Power Rangers SPD (and their Japanese counterparts Kyuukyuu Sentai Gogo V and Tokusou Sentai Dekaranger)
• Possible Ur Example: The Spectre. Jim Corrigan and Crispus Allen are both big-city detectives. In between was Hal Jordan, previously a member of a galactic police force.

Private Eye

Here's a job with most of the perks of being a Policeman with much less restriction. Here, you don't have to worry about hours, tricking partners, or being accused of negligence. Your hours are yours to dictate, meaning that, as soon as you get a case, you can pretty much investigate as your hero identity any time you want. However, you've lost the ability to be in the know; unless you work closely with the police (or are willing to break the law in the name of good by snooping at their files), the only info you'll get will come from people who walk into your office, meaning that you'll probably only get a few cases a month. Of course, these will probably be incredibly interesting, especially once you make a name for yourself as a detective who can solve even the strangest cases. You'll start off as a gumshoe, but you'll have such role models as:

• The Martian Manhunter, sometimes.
• Just about any of the protagonists of the many Vampire Detective Series.
• Elongated Man.
• Jim Corrigan
• Harry Dresden
• Shotaro Hidari and Phillip (and their mentor Sokichi Narumi)
• Zig-zagged with Jessica Jones, who became a private eye after a very failed attempt at super-heroing, but finds herself all too frequently (for her liking) pulled into super-hero related crimes.

Attorney

Here, we have a sort of mix between the reporter and the private eye, at least in practice. Here, you'll take the case of your client as your Secret Identity, and find the evidence to clear him as your hero identity, putting away the real bad guys at the same time. On the opposite track, you can prosecute a known criminal as your citizen identity, and attack them as a same time as a hero, putting two times the pressure on the villain. It's the perfect way to connect your two identities and help people as both a hero and a regular person. Here, it's probably best to pretend to be an associate of yourself (unless you don't have a Secret Identity), so that people won't get suspicious that a superhero is always giving you information. Also, beware the vengeful crook: here, they'll know you put them away, even if they don't know your dual identity. Oh and as a lawyer you have to keep track of the copious amounts of time you're supposed to spend working, so be prepared to lie a lot or not get much sleep even by superhero standards. Other people in this field include:

• Matt Murdock
• Jennifer Walters
• Kate Spencer (Manhunter)

Student

If you're anywhere from a Kid Hero to a college student, you're going to have to deal with being a student. This isn't the easiest thing: not only do you have to deal with villains and superhero stuff, but you have to go to class, pass tests, and keep up your grades. Expect one or the other to suffer, people to constantly wonder where you are, to have to deal with suspicious classmates, and to pine for a beautiful girl while your powers keep any serious relationship from ever happening. But it's not that bad... at least you don't have to worry about money! Unless, of course, your folks are broke... then you might need a second job... Anyway, there's a huge amount of these, but a few notables:

• Peter Parker again.
• Virgil Hawkins
• The Robins, particularly Tim Drake.
• The original Batgirl in most TV and film adaptations, and the current Batgirl in her own series.
• Terry McGinnis, of Batman Beyond.
• Buffy Summers
• Bubbles, Blossom and Buttercup
• Jaime Reyes
• The X-Men, in the beginning.
  • An odd variation as some of them are also teachers.
    • Also a subversion, thanks to the X-Men living at a Super-Hero School.
• Sailor Moon—not that she was a very good student to begin with
• Doreen Green
• Umpteen bazillion Shonen heroes.
  • And their equally numerous Magical Girl counterparts.
  • The ones that even bother going to school anyway.
• In the Ultimate Universe, Spider-Man & the X-Men are teenagers. So is the Human Torch, but he doesn't go to school until the post-Ultimatum Retool; prior to that, he's a Career Superhero.
  • In a recent issue of Ultimate Comics: Spider-Man, Peter actually lampsshaes this trope, as he tells J. Jonah Jameson, who had recently discovered his identity, that he needs a job that he can leave at a moment's notice so that he can go be Spider-Man.
• The Power Rangers. The Mighty Morphin and Zeo rangers were students, as were any replacements in that period, before grauating at the start of Power Rangers Turbo. By that season's midway point, the entrie team of former students had been replaced with more teenagers. Since the end of 'Power Rangers in Space, the show has used new Rangers with each season, so every so often the Rangers are once again students.
• Danny Fenton
• The Silver Age Superboy, though Clark was also shown working part-time in the Kents' general store.

Scientist

Moderately common, but because writers generally don't want to put the research into real world science, also commonly glossed over or left behind for one reason or another. As for how this job is relevant to a superheroes life... well, it depends. Usually, if you decide to go the route of the scientist, it means that your superpowers will probably be either the result or a byproduct of your experiments. Perhaps most importantly, knowledge of science often allows you to pull off interesting things with your powers and figure out ways to stop a bad guy beyond just smashing him. It also means that, lucky you, you most likely won't have to worry about money, since your inventions will support you. In fact, most people in this field are usually career superheroes. You'll be joining such luminaries as:

• Bruce Banner, when he's employed, is employed as one of these.
• Ant-Man
• Several Flashes were employed as forensic scientists of one sort or another.
• Reed Richards' main source of income, besides Career Superheroing (q.v. below)
  • It's just a pity that he's useless.
• Ray Palmer (The Atom)
• Raymond Keyes (Positron)
• Michael Morbius worked as a hemato(patho)logist during one of his stable periods.
• Dr. Manhattan. That doctorate's not for show, folks.

Career Superhero

The Holy Grail of super day jobs: being paid to be a full time superhero! Like all things that seem too good to be true, this isn't exactly easy to get. First off, it usually requires you to give up your secret identity, then you'll either need some government agency or corporation to sponsor you, or be brilliant enough that your grants will pay for everything. Then, be prepared to have absolutely no downtime: you'll be expected to leap into action for anything, which, if you find having a normal life as well as a super one important, might be a turn off. But, if everything goes well, you'll be living like a king doing what you would be doing anyway; you'll have ton of respect, groupies, a cool house and a ludicrous bank account that probably won't ever empty. Of course, one crisis later and you might lose it all, but, don't worry, you'll get it back... eventually. You'll be joining such luminaries as:

• All the Avengers, particularly after Marvel Civil War.
• The Fantastic Four.
• Edward Blake, Adrian Veidt and Dr. Manhattan
• The Middleman
• The X-Men
• Gizmoduck (although I don't remember if Scrooge lets him get away with a double salary; I highly doubt the old miser would)
  • He does pay Fenton a double salary (though how Fenton lists his earnings as Gizmoduck on his tax returns is never mentioned). This is actually a plot point in the episode where Gyro invents a glass that is harder than diamonds, which each building in Duckburg is soon encased in, rendering security systems and guards obsolete. Giz ends up spending most of the episode as a traffic cop, along with nearly every single security guard in town.
• Tiger and Bunny is built on the premise of "salaryman superheroes" who are effectively part law enforcement, part reality television stars.

Freelance Bum

So... maybe things didn't work out so well. It could be that your superhero career just didn't exactly pay the bills. It could be that your powers or superhero identity cause you to be unable to have a place of your own. Maybe you're a fugitive of some kind, and can't afford to have a long-term home. In any case, you're out on the street and have hit rock bottom. Well, chin up, at least you can still be a hero (as long as you don't need money to do it). As a man of the streets, you'll probably find out about disasters relatively soon, and, the best part, you'll have complete anonymity. There's nothing more dangerous than a someone with nothing to lose. You'll survive... somehow... maybe you can take some food from the crooks you put away! In any case, you'll be joining the ranks of such successful heroes as:

• Walter Kovacs
• Eddie Brock (when he's not a villain)
• Bruce Banner, most of the time.
• The Tick (animation), sorta. He lives with Arthur but doesn't seem to contribute anything financially.
• Donatello, Raphael, Michaelangelo and Leonardo
• Frank Castle. He's got no permanent home, but plenty of safehouses and hidden weapons caches. And a boatload of cash from all the mobsters he kills.
• Len/Kamen Rider Wing Knight from Kamen Rider Dragon Knight.
• Hancock
• Runaways. Since they don't go to school and they are constantly uh, on the run.
• Hei in the second season of Darker than Black, which combined with his general hygiene and alcoholism earned him the Fan Nickname "Hobo Hei".
• Spawn
• Paperinik is a way; since his alter ego is Donald Duck, he retains Donald's habit of being unemployed, unemployable, or stuck in temporary low-paying menial jobs most of the time. In a fit of Fridge Brilliance, while this is explained by Donald's general bad habits, bad luck and less than stellar personality in regular Disney comics, in these stories the fact that Donald has to run off all the time, spends all nights patrolling, and constantly lies about his whereabouts gets him fired again and again.
• Superhero Girl