Sonic Adventure Abridged

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An Abridged Series of gameplay footage of Sonic Adventure made by CrashnBash of YouTube. Season 2 is slowly(but currently) in production as of now. YMMV page can be found here.

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This abridged series provides examples of:

• Abridged Series: A rare video game variation.
• Butt Monkey: "Shut up, Tails."
• Cloudcuckoolander: Tikal. She answers only to The Directors.
• Cluster F-Bomb/Precision F-Strike: Episode 6. Even with a counter in the corner.

Sonic (after Tails causes an avalanche): Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck! Knuckles: Fucking Sonic and his fucking face and his fucking shoes and his fucking... Fuck! Sonic And Knuckles was a great game!

• Comedic Sociopathy
• Cosmic Plaything: Knuckles.
• Cute but Cacophonic: Tikal.
• Deadpan Snarker: E-102 Gamma.
• Fail O'Suckyname: Tails real name is Miles Prower.
• Harmless Villain: Eggman, as Sonic puts it several times, "Worst. Villain. EVER."
• Jerkass: Sonic. Knuckles as well.
• Medium Awareness
• No Fourth Wall
• No Indoor Voice: Eggman.
• Running Gag: I hate this game!
• Screw The Rules I Have A Big Fat Ass
• Shout-Out: Plenty.

Big: I can't swim because of that Devil Fruit I ate the other day. Knuckles: This is MADNESS! Tikal: Hey! Listen!

• • The last episode is just a collection of memes.
• Star Fox: Since he's a big fan,you will hear Tails reference them in almost every episode.
• Take That: To Disney in Episode 12.

Knuckles(talking to Chaos 6): You know, you remind me a lot about Disney. You're fat, you're frozen, and you're about to be shattered BY ME! That's what you get for buying out Marvel Comics,you anti-semetic douche!

• The Unintelligible: Chaos. "BLARGH!"
• The Unseen: The Directors, who are in fact CrashnBash and The Bizarre Guitarist.
• Unstoppable Rage: Knuckles at the start of episode 12.

Knuckles: Grrr, angry, Knuckles is angry! I've had it with these flashbacks and that high pitched fucking voice, those hallucinations and... Sonic. God, Sonic! Where are my matches? I need to burn things! Burn that temple dow--Goddammit someone beat me to it. Well I don't hear anybody screaming, I don't smell burning flesh, so my day can get better. I need to throw something in there, people, kittens, children,... kittens, again. Where are the kittens.

• Valley Girl: Amy.
• Your Mom: Tails does this frequently.