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Its '''Item Number'''<br />Is SCP Nine Three One<br />'''Object Class''' is Safe.<br />(...)<br />When viewed or handled,<br />The item causes people<br />To write in haiku.<br />--[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-931 SCP-931]
Its '''Item Number'''
{{haiku|
Is SCP Nine Three One
'''Object Class''' is Safe.<br />(...)<br />When viewed or handled,
The item causes people
}}
To write in haiku.
|http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-931 SCP-931}}


{{haiku|
"Hey, look, what's that thing?<br />[[Apocalyptic Log|Oh, god, it's coming at us!]]"<br />[[Extranormal Institute|Test one completed.]]<br />--[[User:Aryn]]
"Hey, look, what's that thing?
[[Apocalyptic Log|Oh, god, it's coming at us!]]"
[[Extranormal Institute|Test one completed.]]
|Aryn}}


{{haiku|
[[Attack of the 50-Foot Whatever|One bigass lizard]]<br />Chews through [[Redshirt Army|D-class personnel]]<br />[[Implacable Man|Like knives through butter.]]<br />--[[User:Aryn]]
[[Attack of the 50-Foot Whatever|One bigass lizard]]
Chews through [[Redshirt Army|D-class personnel]]
[[Implacable Man|Like knives through butter.]]
|Aryn}}


{{haiku|
Just for completeness,<br />no ref'rence quite done without<br />a [DATA EXPUNGED]<br />--[[User:Aryn]], edited by [[User:So We Ate Them]]
Just for completeness,
no ref'rence quite done without
a [DATA EXPUNGED]
|Aryn, edited by So We Ate Them}}


{{haiku|
[[Maniac Monkeys|Doctor Bright]] is no<br />longer allowed to make (more)<br />edits to this page.<br />--[[User:Edrobot]]
[[Maniac Monkeys|Doctor Bright]] is no
longer allowed to make (more)
edits to this page.
|Edrobot}}


{{haiku|
"Interesting" things<br />Click the links if you want to<br />Never sleep again.<br />--[[User:Vaguelyhuman]]
"Interesting" things
Click the links if you want to
Never sleep again.
|Vaguelyhuman}}


{{haiku|
Standard procedure:<br />Try to use on 682.<br />Didn't work, did it?<br />--[[User:Buri-chan]]
Standard procedure:
Try to use on 682.
Didn't work, did it?
|Buri-chan}}


{{haiku|
[[BFG|Antitank rifles?]]<br />[[Five Rounds Rapid|Foundation, you never learn.]]<br />[[Immune to Bullets|Just throw them away!]]<br />--[[User:Pulpo Oscuro]]
[[BFG|Antitank rifles?]]
[[Five Rounds Rapid|Foundation, you never learn.]]
[[Immune to Bullets|Just throw them away!]]
|Pulpo Oscuro}}


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{{reflist}}
[[Category:Haiku Wiki]]
[[Category:SCP Foundation]]
[[Category:SCP Foundation]]
[[Category:Haiku]]
[[Category:Haiku]]

Latest revision as of 05:44, 1 September 2014


Its Item Number

Is SCP Nine Three One
Object Class is Safe.
(...)
When viewed or handled,
The item causes people


To write in haiku.

"Hey, look, what's that thing?
Oh, god, it's coming at us!"
Test one completed.

—Aryn

Just for completeness,
no ref'rence quite done without
a [DATA EXPUNGED]

—Aryn, edited by So We Ate Them

Doctor Bright is no
longer allowed to make (more)
edits to this page.

—Edrobot

"Interesting" things
Click the links if you want to
Never sleep again.

—Vaguelyhuman

Standard procedure:
Try to use on 682.
Didn't work, did it?

—Buri-chan