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{{quote| Roses are red,<br />
{{quote|''Roses are red,
Violets are blue,<br />
''Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet;<br />
''Sugar is sweet;
And so are you. }}
''And so are you. }}


This is the stereotypical poem. Its origins are unknown, but may, according to [[Wikipedia]], be traced to these lines from Sir Edmund Spenser's ''[[The Faerie Queene]]'':
This is the stereotypical poem. Its origins are unknown, but may, according to [[Wikipedia]], be traced to these lines from Sir Edmund Spenser's ''[[The Faerie Queene]]'':


{{quote| It was upon a Sommers shynie day,<br />
{{quote|It was upon a Sommers shynie day,
When Titan faire his beames did display,<br />
When Titan faire his beames did display,
In a fresh fountaine, farre from all mens vew,<br />
In a fresh fountaine, farre from all mens vew,
She bath'd her brest, the boyling heat t'allay;<br />
She bath'd her brest, the boyling heat t'allay;
She bath'd with '''roses red, and violets blew''',<br />
She bath'd with '''roses red, and violets blew''',
And all the sweetest flowres, that in the forrest grew. }}
And all the sweetest flowres, that in the forrest grew. }}


"Blew" is an old spelling of "blue". Both roses and violets exist in varieties of many colours. ''Viola sororia'' and ''Viola odorata'' are the bluest violets; red roses are hybrid teas of the genus ''Rosa''.
"Blew" is an old spelling of "blue". Both roses and violets exist in varieties of many colours. ''Viola sororia'' and ''Viola odorata'' are the bluest violets; red roses are hybrid teas of the genus ''Rosa''.


It has [[Dead Horse Trope|often been parodied]].
It has [[Dead Horse Trope|often been parodied]]. For a selection of such parodies and variants mostly written by tropers, see the [[Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue/Quotes|Quotes page]].
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=== '''Variants:''' ===


{{quote| [http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/96701/96701,1239786422,10/stock-photo-red-violet-flower-with-green-leaf-28530316.jpg Violets are red,]<br />
[http://thebluerosez.webs.com/photos/Awesome-Pics/blue-rose.jpg Roses are blue,]<br />
Horticulture is fun!<br />
Botany, too. }}
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{{examples|Examples of ''Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue'' in media:}}
{{quote| Violets are blue<br />
Roses are red<br />
[[Prepare to Die|Your'e going to die]]<br />
[[Off with His Head|Off With Your Head]] }}
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{{quote| Roses are red<br />
Violets are blue<br />
[[[[Fist of the North Star]] Omae wa mou<br />
shindeiru]] }}
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{{quote| Roses are red<br />
Violets are blue<br />
I've got a knife<br />
Get in the van. }}
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{{quote| Roses are red<br />
My feet are green<br />
It's Valentine's Day<br />
So let's get obscene. }}
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{{quote| Roses are red,<br />
Violets are violet,<br />
Blah blah blah,<br />
Let's shag. }}
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{{quote| Roses are red,<br />
Violets are blue,<br />
[[The Cake Is a Lie]],<br />
And now so are you. }}
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{{quote| Roses are green,<br />
Violets are yellow.<br />
This doesn't rhyme,<br />
And I'm color-blind. }}
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{{quote| Roses are red.<br />
Violets are blue.<br />
Some poems rhyme.<br />
[[Subverted Rhyme Every Occasion|This one doesn't]]. }}
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{{quote| Roses are red<br />
Violets are blue<br />
[[I Do Not Own|Me no own]]<br />
[[I Do Not Own|So you no sue]]. }}
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{{quote| Roses are red.<br />
Violets are blue.<br />
[[Colorful|This show's about panties]]. }}
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{{quote| Roses are red,<br />
Violets are blue<br />
[http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web05/2011/3/18/1/enhanced-buzz-15854-1300424464-1.jpg Here, have a troll face.]<br />
NO PUNCHLINE FOR YOU! }}
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{{quote| Roses are red<br />
Violets are blue<br />
I have V.D.<br />
Now you have it too. }}
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{{quote| Roses are red<br />
Violets are blue<br />
Sugar is sweet<br />
And so are you<br />
But the roses are wilting<br />
The violets are dead<br />
The sugar bowl's empty<br />
And so is your head. }}
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{{quote| Roses are red<br />
Violets are blue<br />
[[In Soviet Russia, Trope Mocks You]]<br />
Game loses you }}
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{{quote| Roses are red<br />
Violets are blue<br />
Sexual hormones<br />
Are why I love you }}
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{{quote| Roses are red<br />
Daffodils are yellow<br />
I'd rather have rabies<br />
Than be your fellow }}
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{{quote| Roses are red<br />
Violets are blue<br />
[[Mass Effect|Assuming Control]]<br />
This Hurts You. }}
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{{quote| Roses are red<br />
Carbon is black<br />
I am impressed<br />
[[Gag Boobs|With your giant rack]]. }}
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{{quote| Roses are red<br />
Corpses are blue<br />
When this poem rhymes,<br />
You'll be one as well. }}
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{{quote| Roses are green<br />
Unicorns are pencil<br />
This poem makes no sense<br />
Toaster. }}
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{{quote| Roses are red, and violets are blue<br />
Nothing I've seen is sweeter than you<br />
Let's plant a seed of love that can bloom<br />
Withstanding all, all the time shining true<br />
Violets are blue, roses are red<br />
And one day all that we know will be dead<br />
So let's plant the seed and let love be true<br />
Till the day roses wither and I'll be without you }}
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{{quote| Roses are red, and violets are blue<br />
Daffodils are yellow, all of this is true<br />
Let's just be happy, no one wants to be blue<br />
'Cause roses are red and violets are blue }}
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{{quote|Roses are red,<br />
Violets are blue.<br />
At least, that's what they tell me,<br />
Because I am blind.|[[The Far Side|Gary Larson]]}}
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{{quote| Roses are red,<br />
Violets are blue.<br />
[[Blaz Blue|Wagana wa Hakumen.]]<br />
[[Blaz Blue|OSHITEMAIRU!]] }}
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{{quote| [[Super Mario Bros.|Plumbers are red]],<br />
[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Hedgehogs are blue]].<br />
Press "Start" to join<br />
And be my player 2 }}
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{{quote| Roses are red<br />
Violets are Blue<br />
[[Lost|4, 8, 15, 16]],<br />
[[Arc Number|23, 42]] }}
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{{quote| Roses are red<br />
Violets are Blue<br />
Chicken shit stinks<br />
And so do you }}
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{{quote| Roses are red<br />
Dead ones are black<br />
[[Pettanko|Why is your chest]]<br />
[[Pettanko|As flat as your back?]] }}
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{{quote| Violets are blue<br />
Roses are red<br />
I hate you<br />
I wish you were dead. }}
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{{quote| Roses are (sometimes) red,<br />
Violets are (sometimes) blue,<br />
I've got Aspergers,<br />
Have you got it too? }}
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{{quote| Roses are Red<br />
Violets are blue<br />
[[In Soviet Russia, Trope Mocks You]]<br />
Poem writes YOU! }}
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{{quote| Roses are Red<br />
Violets are blue<br />
This line doesn't rhyme<br />
And neither does this one }}
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{{quote| Roses are gay<br />
Violets are gayer<br />
Fuck this poem<br />
Let's listen to [[Slayer]] }}
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{{quote| [[Doctor Who|Fezzes are red]]<br />
[[Doctor Who|The TARDIS is blue]]<br />
[[Bow Ties Are Cool]]<br />
And so are you }}
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=== Variants in media: ===

== [[Comic Books]] ==
== [[Comic Books]] ==
{{quote|Roses are red<br />
{{quote|Roses are red
Lemons do pucker<br />
Lemons do pucker
Prisoners escape<br />
Prisoners escape
When the guard is a sucker!|''The Adventures of Captain Jack''}}
When the guard is a sucker!
|''The Adventures of Captain Jack''}}


== [[Fan Fiction]] ==
== [[Fan Works]] ==
{{quote|roses r red<br />
{{quote|roses r red
[[Rouge Angles of Satin|violas]] r blu<br />
[[Rouge Angles of Satin|violas]] r blu
[[Bigger Is Better in Bed|iv got a hug fuking dik]]<br />
[[Bigger Is Better in Bed|iv got a hug fuking dik]]
nd hey u natsy slut i fucin luv u|''[[Naruto Veangance Revelaitons]]''}}
nd hey u natsy slut i fucin luv u
|''[[Naruto Veangance Revelaitons]]''}}


== [[Film]] ==
== [[Film]] ==
{{quote|Roses are red,<br />
{{quote|Roses are red,
violets are blue ...<br />
violets are blue ...
I'm about to fuck up.<br />
I'm about to fuck up.
So what else is new?|'''Colin''', ''Greenfingers''}}
So what else is new?
|'''Colin''', ''Greenfingers''}}


{{quote|Cirrhosis are red,<br />
{{quote|Cirrhosis are red,
So violets are blue,<br />
So violets are blue,
So sugar is sweet,<br />
So sugar is sweet,
So so are you.|''[[Horsefeathers]]''}}
So so are you.
|''[[Horse Feathers]]''}}


{{quote|Roses are red,<br />
{{quote|Roses are red,
violets are blue<br />
violets are blue
Fuck you, whore
Fuck you, whore|'''Tom''', ''[[500 Days of Summer|Five Hundred Days of Summer]]''}}
|'''Tom''', ''[[500 Days of Summer]]''}}


{{quote|Roses are red,<br />
{{quote|Roses are red,
Violets are blue,<br />
Violets are blue,
They'll need dental records<br />
They'll need dental records
To identify you.|''[[Valentine]]''}}
To identify you.
|''[[Valentine]]''}}


{{quote|Roses are red,<br />
{{quote|Roses are red,
violets are blue,<br />
violets are blue,
I'm schizophrenic,<br />
I'm schizophrenic,
and so am I.|''[[What About Bob]]''}}
and so am I.
|''[[What About Bob?]]''}}


{{quote|Roses are red,<br />
{{quote|Roses are red,
Violets are blue,<br />
Violets are blue,
One is dead,<br />
One is dead,
[[Right Behind Me|And so are you!]]|''[[My Bloody Valentine (film)|My Bloody Valentine]]''}}
[[Right Behind Me|And so are you!]]
|''[[My Bloody Valentine (film)|My Bloody Valentine]]''}}


== [[Literature]] ==
== [[Literature]] ==
{{quote|Roses are red<br />
{{quote|Roses are red
And ready for plucking;<br />
And ready for plucking;
You are sixteen<br />
You are sixteen
And ready for [[Subverted Rhyme Every Occasion|high school]].|'''[[Kurt Vonnegut]]''', ''[[Breakfast of Champions]]''}}
And ready for [[Subverted Rhyme Every Occasion|high school]].
|'''[[Kurt Vonnegut]]''', ''[[Breakfast of Champions]]''}}


{{quote|Raseuse arrête, valet de Tsar bat loups<br />
{{quote|Raseuse arrête, valet de Tsar bat loups
Joues gare et suite, un sot voyou.
Joues gare et suite, un sot voyou.|''Mots d'Heures: Gousses, Rames''<ref> The editor, Luis d'Antin van Rooten, explains this as "a description of an incident at the Russian Imperial court", but the French text is better pronounced than translated.</ref>}}
|''Mots d'Heures: Gousses, Rames''<ref>The editor, Luis d'Antin van Rooten, explains this as "a description of an incident at the Russian Imperial court", but the French text is better pronounced than translated.</ref>}}


{{quote|Roses are red,<br />
{{quote|Roses are red,
Corpses are blue,<br />
Corpses are blue,
On Valentine's day<br />
On Valentine's day
You'll die too!|'''R. L. Stine''', "Broken Hearts"}}
You'll die too!
|'''R. L. Stine''', "Broken Hearts"}}


{{quote|Roses are red, violets are blue,<br />
{{quote|Roses are red, violets are blue,
Angels in heaven know I love you|'''[[Poul Anderson]]'''}}
Angels in heaven know I love you
|'''[[Poul Anderson]]'''}}


== [[Magazines]] ==
== [[Live-Action TV]] ==
{{quote|Roses are red<br />
{{quote|Roses are red
Violets are bluish
The hoisery's nude<br />
If it weren't for Christmas
This dress is heinous<br />
We'd all be Jewish
Your stylist should be sued|'''Bullseye''', ''Entertainment Weekly'', Issue #1197}}
|'''[[Benny Hill]]'''}}


{{quote|Roses are red<br />
{{quote|Roses are red
Violets are blue<br />
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
We make our bread<br />
I'm gonna break your face
On clods like you!|'''[[Mad Magazine]]''', "A Valentine to all our readers", #133}}
|'''The Champ''', ''[[Police Squad!]]!''}}


{{quote|Violets are blue
== [[Music]] ==
{{quote|Roses are red, yes, and violets are blue.<br />
Roses are red
My sons were right
I looked for both, but they never grew.<br />
Go soak your head
Roses are red, yes, and that stands for lust --<br />
|'''Carey Martin''', ''[[The Suite Life of Zack and Cody]]''}}
The other's for innocence; for that, I'm not fussed.|'''Zoe's Adventures Under Ground''', "River Rise Over"}}


{{quote|Roses are red,<br />
{{quote|Roses are red
Violets are purple,<br />
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet,<br />
Fudge is sweet
Here's some fudge.
And so's maple surple.|'''Roger Miller''', "Dang Me"}}
|'''Bob Pinciotti''', ''[[That '70s Show]]''}}


{{quote|Roses are red, violets are blue<br />
{{quote|Roses are red
Violets are blue
And time is beginning to crawl<br />
Have sex in the Corps
I just might have to come see you<br />
And I'll break your neck
Where teardrops fall|'''[[Bob Dylan]]''' (no, really), "Where Teardrops Fall"}}
|'''Deacon Jones''', ''G Vs E''}}


{{quote|Roses are red, my love.<br />
{{quote|Roses are red
Violets are blue.<br />
Violets are fickle
When I'm done with you
Sugar is sweet, my love.<br />
All you'll have left is this nickel
But not as sweet as you.<br />
|'''Maris Crane''', ''[[Frasier]]''}}
Then I went far away and you found someone new.<br />
I read your letter dear, and I wrote back to you:<br />
"Roses are red, my love.<br />
Violets are blue.<br />
Sugar is sweet, my love.<br />
Good luck, may God bless you."|'''Bobby Vinton''', "Roses Are Red (My Love)"}}


== [[Music]] ==
{{quote|Roses are red<br />
And violets are blue<br />
{{quote|Roses are red, yes, and violets are blue.
I looked for both, but they never grew.
Honey is sweet<br />
Roses are red, yes, and that stands for lust --
But not as sweet as you|'''[[Aqua]]''', "Roses Are Red" <small>(Different song, same title.)</small>}}
The other's for innocence; for that, I'm not fussed.
|'''Zoe's Adventures Under Ground''', "River Rise Over"}}


{{quote|Violets are blue<br />
{{quote|Roses are red,
Roses are red<br />
Violets are purple,
Sugar is sweet,
Daisies are yellow<br />
And so's maple surple.
The flowers are dead.|'''[[Lil Wayne]]''', "I Feel Like Dying"}}
|'''Roger Miller''', "Dang Me"}}


{{quote|The rose is red,<br />
{{quote|Roses are red, violets are blue
And time is beginning to crawl
Violets are blue,<br />
I just might have to come see you
Sugar's sweet;<br />
Where teardrops fall
Sweetie, so are you!|'''George Gershwin, Ira Gershwin & Gus Kahn''', "So Are You"}}
|'''[[Bob Dylan]]''' (no, really), "Where Teardrops Fall"}}


{{quote|Roses are red<br />
{{quote|Roses are red, my love.
Violets are blue<br />
Violets are blue.
Sugar is sweet, my love.
Until I met Psalty<br />
But not as sweet as you.
I was blue, too.|Psaltina, Kids Praise 3: Funtastic Family!}}
Then I went far away and you found someone new.
I read your letter dear, and I wrote back to you:
"Roses are red, my love.
Violets are blue.
Sugar is sweet, my love.
Good luck, may God bless you."
|'''Bobby Vinton''', "Roses Are Red (My Love)"}}


{{quote|Roses are red<br />
{{quote|Roses are red
Violets are blue<br />
And violets are blue
Honey is sweet
If I'm [[Funny Schizophrenia|schizophrenic]]<br />
But not as sweet as you
Then I am too|'''[[Voltaire (band)|Voltaire]]''', "The Chosen"}}
|'''[[Aqua]]''', "Roses Are Red" <small>(Different song, same title.)</small>}}


{{quote|Violets are blue
== [[Newspaper Comics]] ==
{{quote| Roses are red,<br />
Roses are red
Daisies are yellow
A deep crimson hue,<br />
The flowers are dead.
When you got in trouble,<br />
|'''[[Lil Wayne]]''', "I Feel Like Dying"}}
You sure were too! Ha ha! <ref> Calvin sends Susie this note to taunt her after she gets in trouble for talking in class, provoking her into writing another note and getting in trouble again</ref> }}
And:


{{quote|Roses are red,<br />
{{quote|The rose is red,
Violets are blue,<br />
Violets are blue,
Sugar's sweet;
Tulips are what we'll be kissing,<br />
Sweetie, so are you!
Woo-woo!|''[[Calvin and Hobbes]]''}}
|'''George Gershwin, Ira Gershwin & Gus Kahn''', "So Are You"}}


{{quote|Roses are Red<br />
{{quote|Roses are red
Violets are Blue<br />
Violets are blue
Until I met Psalty
I know where you live<br />
I was blue, too.
And your family too.|''[[Sherman's Lagoon]]''}}
|''Psaltina, Kids Praise 3: Funtastic Family!''}}


{{quote|Blue is the violet,<br />
{{quote|Roses are red
Violets are blue
Red is the rose;<br />
If I'm [[Funny Schizophrenia|schizophrenic]]
You're still a big jerk,<br />
Then I am too
And [[Stylistic Suck|your poetry blows]]!|''[[Zits]]''}}
|'''[[Voltaire (musician)|Voltaire]]''', "The Chosen"}}


{{quote| Roses are red<br />
{{quote|For Jean, Jean, roses are red.
And all of the leaves have gone green.
Violets are blue<br />
|'''Oliver''', "Jean (Theme from ''[[The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie]]'')"}}
If something smells bad<br />
it's gotta be you. }}


== [[Newspaper Comics]] ==
{{quote| Roses are red<br />
{{quote|Roses are red,
Emeralds are green<br />
A deep crimson hue,
You must weigh more<br />
When you got in trouble,
Than a washing machine. }}
You sure were too! Ha ha!
|''[[Calvin and Hobbes]]''<ref>Calvin sends Susie this note to taunt her after she gets in trouble for talking in class, provoking her into writing another note and getting in trouble again</ref> }}


{{quote| Roses are red,<br />
{{quote|Roses are red,
tomatoes are too<br />
Violets are blue,
Tulips are what we'll be kissing,
If I had one now<br />
Woo-woo!
I'd throw it at you. }}
|''[[Calvin and Hobbes]]''}}


{{quote| Roses are red<br />
{{quote|Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Like a big fiery comet<br />
I know where you live
Your face would make even<br />
And your family too.
Quasimodo vomit. }}
|''[[Sherman's Lagoon]]''}}


{{quote| Roses are red<br />
{{quote|Blue is the violet,
Red is the rose;
Daffodils gold<br />
You might look better<br />
You're still a big jerk,
And [[Stylistic Suck|your poetry blows]]!
If you scraped off that mold. }}
|''[[Zits]]''}}


{{quote|Roses are red<br />
{{quote|Roses are red
Violets are blue
Looming huge to the ant;<br />
If something smells bad
I wish you would drown<br />
it's gotta be you.
In a waste treatment plant|''[[FoxTrot]]'' <ref> Jason's Valentines to Paige accidentally get switched with Roger's to Andy. [[Hilarity Ensues]]</ref>}}


{{quote|Roses are red<br />
Roses are red
Emeralds are green
And violets are blue<br />
You must weigh more
Take care of that sciata<br />
Than a washing machine.
Down by your (wazoo) <ref>The author is looking for a word that rhymes but is less "trite"</ref>|''[[Frazz]]''}}


Roses are red,
== [[Television]] ==
tomatoes are too
{{quote|Roses are red<br />
If I had one now
Violets are bluish<br />
I'd throw it at you.
If it weren't for Christmas<br />
We'd all be Jewish|'''[[Benny Hill]]'''}}


{{quote|Roses are red<br />
Roses are red
Like a big fiery comet
Violets are blue<br />
Your face would make even
Sugar is sweet<br />
Quasimodo vomit.
I'm gonna break your face|'''The Champ''', ''[[Police Squad!]]!''}}


Roses are red
{{quote|Violets are blue<br />
Daffodils gold
Roses are red<br />
You might look better
My sons were right<br />
If you scraped off that mold.
Go soak your head|'''Carey Martin''', ''[[The Suite Life of Zack and Cody]]''}}


{{quote|Roses are red<br />
Roses are red
Looming huge to the ant;
Violets are blue<br />
I wish you would drown
Fudge is sweet<br />
In a waste treatment plant
Here's some fudge.|'''Bob Pinciotti''', ''[[That 70s Show]]''}}
|''[[FoxTrot]]'' <ref>Jason's Valentines to Paige accidentally get switched with Roger's to Andy. [[Hilarity Ensues]]</ref>}}


{{quote|Roses are red<br />
{{quote|Roses are red
Violets are blue<br />
And violets are blue
Take care of that sciata
Have sex in the Corps<br />
Down by your (wazoo) <ref>The author is looking for a word that rhymes but is less "trite"</ref>
And I'll break your neck|'''Deacon Jones''', ''G Vs E''}}
|''[[Frazz]]''}}


== Periodicals ==
{{quote|Roses are red<br />
{{quote|Roses are red
Violets are fickle<br />
The hoisery's nude
When I'm done with you<br />
This dress is heinous
All you'll have left is this nickel|'''Maris Crane''', ''[[Frasier]]''}}
Your stylist should be sued
|'''Bullseye''', ''Entertainment Weekly'', Issue #1197}}

{{quote|Roses are red
Violets are blue
We make our bread
On clods like you!
|'''[[Mad Magazine]]''', "A Valentine to all our readers", #133}}


== [[Video Games]] ==
== [[Video Games]] ==
{{quote|Roses are gray<br />
{{quote|Roses are gray
Violets are gray<br />
Violets are gray
I'm dead and color-blind.|'''Forsaken male /silly emote''', ''[[World of Warcraft]]''}}
I'm dead and color-blind.
|'''Forsaken male /silly emote''', ''[[World of Warcraft]]''}}


{{quote|Roses are red<br />
{{quote|Roses are red
Violets are blue<br />
Violets are blue
I'm gonna kill you<br />
I'm gonna kill you
Doodley-doo
Doodley-doo|'''Gargarensis''', ''[[Age of Mythology]]''}}
|'''Gargarensis''', ''[[Age of Mythology]]''}}


{{quote|Violets are blue<br />
{{quote|Violets are blue
Roses are red<br />
Roses are red
We're coming aboard<br />
We're coming aboard
Prepare to eat lead|A book of pirate poems, ''[[Monkey Island 2: LeChuck's Revenge]]''}}
Prepare to eat lead
|A book of pirate poems, ''[[Monkey Island 2: LeChuck's Revenge]]''}}


{{quote|Roses are red<br />
{{quote|Roses are red
Zombies are blue<br />
Zombies are blue
But my face is white<ref> Or, in the [[Updated Rerelease]], "But I don't want brains"</ref><br />
But my face is white<ref>Or, in the [[Updated Rerelease]], "But I don't want brains"</ref>
So you know I'm true|'''Eriko''', ''[[Revelations Persona]]''}}
So you know I'm true
|'''Eriko''', ''[[Revelations Persona]]''}}


{{quote|Roses are red<br />
{{quote|Roses are red
Violets are blue<br />
Violets are blue
You suck
You suck|Graffiti written below an over-the-top poem in ''[[Left 4 Dead]]''}}
|Graffiti written below an over-the-top poem in ''[[Left 4 Dead]]''}}


== [[Web Comics]] ==
== [[Web Comics]] ==
{{quote|Roses are red,<br />
{{quote|Roses are red,
Violets are blue,<br />
Violets are blue,
You're really hot,<br />
You're really hot,
Let's fuck.
Let's fuck.|'''Sven Bianchi''', ''[[Questionable Content]]'' [http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1189 #1189]}}
|'''Sven Bianchi''', ''[[Questionable Content]]'' [https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic{{=}}1189 #1189]}}


{{quote|Roses be red,<br />
{{quote|Roses be red,
Violence be bloody,<br />
Violence be bloody,
Littleton kid went<br />
Littleton kid went
Killing with his buddy.<br />
Killing with his buddy.
Una-bomber! Oklahoma!<br />
Una-bomber! Oklahoma!
Fire down ho!<br />
Fire down ho!
Sharks in da gene pool,<br />
Sharks in da gene pool,
North of Kosovo!<br />
North of Kosovo!
Everyone's packing,<br />
Everyone's packing,
So I'll pack my nickel bag,<br />
So I'll pack my nickel bag,
Gonna get my peace on and offer yas a drag.|'''Monique''', ''Sinfest'' [http://www.sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=16\] }}
Gonna get my peace on and offer yas a drag.
|'''Monique''', ''Sinfest'' [http://sinfest.net/view.php?date{{=}}2000-02-02 February 2, 2000: Beat Poet 2] }}


{{quote|Roses are red
Daisies are yellow
''(gets briefly interrupted)''
[[Single Woman Seeks Good Man|I am in]] [[Love Redeems|love with]]
[[Lovable Nerd|A nerdy young fellow]].
|'''Fuchsia''', ''[[Sinfest]]'' [http://sinfest.net/view.php?date{{=}}2009-05-18 May 18, 2009: Love Poetry]}}


{{quote|Roses are red,<br />
{{quote|Roses are red,
Violets are violet.<br />
Violets are violet.
Here's the Zorgon spies,<br />
Here's the Zorgon spies,
[[Your Mom|Yo momma's a harlot]].
[[Your Mom|Yo momma's a harlot]].|'''Lodoze''' (parody of [[The DCU|Lobo]]), ''[[Sluggy Freelance]]'' ([http://www.sluggy.com/comics/archives/daily/010622 22 June 2001])}}
|'''Lodoze''' (parody of [[Lobo]]), ''[[Sluggy Freelance]]'' ([https://archives.sluggy.com/book.php?chapter=24#2001-06-22 22 June 2001])}}


{{quote|Roses are red<br />
{{quote|Roses are red
I give them to mom<br />
I give them to mom
She makes me cookies<br />
She makes me cookies
[[Painful Rhyme|Nommy nom noms]]|'''Cinna the Poet''', ''[[Hark! A Vagrant]]'' ([http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=307\])}}
[[Painful Rhyme|Nommy nom noms]]
|'''Cinna the Poet''', ''[[Hark! A Vagrant]]'' ([http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id{{=}}307 #307])}}


{{quote|You need a poem? Fine!<br />
{{quote|You need a poem? Fine!
Roses are red<br />
Roses are red
Green is the grass<br />
Green is the grass
I'm sorry I hurt you<br />
I'm sorry I hurt you
I'm a horse's ass.<br />
I'm a horse's ass.
If you need a haiku, just remember "peace-shattering moron" is six syllables.|'''Fred Macintire (advising Lisa)''', ''[[Something Positive]]''}}
If you need a haiku, just remember "peace-shattering moron" is six syllables.
|'''Fred Macintire (advising Lisa)''', ''[[Something*Positive]]''}}


{{quote|Roses are red<br />
{{quote|Roses are red,
Daisies are yellow<br />
Violets are blue.
Shut your face,
''(she's briefly interrupted)''<br />
It's an ugly face.
[[Single Woman Seeks Good Man|I am in]] [[Love Redeems|love with]]<br />
|''Ode to Shutting Up'' by '''Katie''', ''[[Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal]]'' [https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2003-02-26 2003-02-26]}}
[[Lovable Nerd|A nerdy young fellow]].|'''Fuchsia''', ''[[Sinfest]]'' [http://www.sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=3177 2009-05-18: Love Poetry]}}


== [[Web Original]] ==
== [[Web Original]] ==
{{quote|Roses are red<br />
{{quote|Roses are red
Violets are blue<br />
Violets are blue
One day we'll cruise<br />
One day we'll cruise
Down Blood Gulch Avenue|First verse of the [[Red vs. Blue]] theme}}
Down Blood Gulch Avenue
|First verse of the [[Red vs. Blue]] theme}}


{{quote|Roses are red<br />
{{quote|Roses are red
Violets are blue<br />
Violets are blue
[[Refuge in Vulgarity|I'll fuck you with a rake]]|[http://bash.org/?166956 bash.org]}}
[[Refuge in Vulgarity|I'll fuck you with a rake]]
|[http://bash.org/?166956 bash.org]}}


{{quote|Roses are red<br />
{{quote|Roses are red
Violets are blue<br />
Violets are blue
[[Weebl and Bob|Badger badger badger]]<br />
[[Weebl and Bob|Badger badger badger]]
[[Memetic Mutation|Badger badger mushroom]]|[http://www.bash.org/?218315 bash.org]}}
[[Memetic Mutation|Badger badger mushroom]]
|[http://www.bash.org/?218315 bash.org]}}


{{quote|Roses are red,<br />
{{quote|Roses are red,
Violets; they're blue,<br />
Violets; they're blue,
[[Cool Old Guy|Jimmy Stewart is awesome]];<br />
[[Cool Old Guy|Jimmy Stewart is awesome]];
Doo dee doo dee doo.
Doo dee doo dee doo.|'''Jimmy Stewart (supposedly)''', ''[[How It Should Have Ended]]: [[It's a Wonderful Life|Its a Wonderful Life]]''}}
|'''Jimmy Stewart (supposedly)''', ''[[How It Should Have Ended]]: [[It's a Wonderful Life|Its a Wonderful Life]]''}}


{{quote|[[UNIX|roses = '#ff0000';]]<br />
{{quote|[[UNIX|roses = '#ff0000';]]
[[UNIX|violets = '#0000ff';]]<br />
[[UNIX|violets = '#0000ff';]]
[[Memetic Mutation|find ~ -name base -exec chown -R you {} \;]]|'''Chaos Computer Club'''}}
[[Memetic Mutation|find ~ -name base -exec chown -R you {} \;]]
|'''Chaos Computer Club'''}}


{{quote|Roses are red,<br />
{{quote|Roses are red,
Violets are blue,<br />
Violets are blue,
Your house is covered<br />
Your house is covered
In piles of excrement|'''Ben [[Zero Punctuation|"Yahtzee"]] Croshaw''', reviewing ''Saint's Row 2''}}
In piles of excrement
|'''Ben [[Zero Punctuation|"Yahtzee"]] Croshaw''', reviewing ''Saint's Row 2''}}


{{quote| Roses are {{color|#ff0000|<nowiki>#FF0000</nowiki>}}<br />
{{quote| Roses are <span style{{=}}"color:#ff0000;">#FF0000</span>
Violets are {{color|#0000ff|#0000FF}}<br />
Violets are <span style{{=}}"color:#0000ff;">#0000FF</span>
[[Memetic Mutation|All my base]]<br />
[[Memetic Mutation|All my base]]
[[Zero Wing|Are belong to you]]<br />
[[Zero Wing|Are belong to you]]
[http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/unisex/generic/724a/ ThinkGeek] }}
|[http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/unisex/generic/724a/ ThinkGeek] }}


{{quote|Roses are red<br />
{{quote|Roses are red
The Crisseagrim's blue<br />
The Crisseagrim's blue
[[Castlevania: Symphony of the Night|You're a miserable pile of secrets]]<br />
[[Castlevania: Symphony of the Night|You're a miserable pile of secrets]]
''[[Castlevania: Symphony of the Night|But enough talk, have at you!]]'''|'''[[Image Board|Anonymous]]'''}}
''[[Castlevania: Symphony of the Night|But enough talk, have at you!]]''
|'''[[Image Board|Anonymous]]'''}}


{{quote| Roses are red.<br />
{{quote| Roses are red.
[[Portal (series)|The cake is a lie]].<br />
[[Portal (series)|The cake is a lie]].
[[My Name Is Inigo Montoya|My name is]] [[Evil Dead|Ash, housewares]]. [[More Dakka|*chk chk*]]<br />
[[My Name Is Inigo Montoya|My name is]] [[Evil Dead|Ash, housewares]]. [[More Dakka|*chk chk*]]
[[Prepare to Die]]!<br />
[[Prepare to Die]]!
[http://forum.fanfiction.net/topic/13927/25305360/1/#25327044\] }}
|[http://forum.fanfiction.net/topic/13927/25305360/1/#25327044\] }}


{{quote| Roses are red,<br />
{{quote| Roses are red,
Violets are blue,<br />
Violets are blue,
[[Erotic Eating|I must eat yoghurt]]<br />
[[Erotic Eating|I must eat yoghurt]]
[[Erotic Eating|Off of you]].<br />
[[Erotic Eating|Off of you]].
''[http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/554818 Dance of the Manwhore]'' }}
|''[http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/554818 Dance of the Manwhore]'' }}


{{quote| Roses are scarlet,<br />
{{quote| Roses are scarlet,
Violets are purple,<br />
Violets are purple,
My love for you is...<br />
My love for you is...
is...<br />
is...
Goddammit.<br />
Goddammit.
''[http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/famous-love-poem-drafts/ I-Mockery.com]'' }}
|''[http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/famous-love-poem-drafts/ I-Mockery.com]'' }}


{{quote| Roses are red,<br />
{{quote| Roses are red,
Violets are blue,<br />
Violets are blue,
I am [[Paini's Cupcake]],<br />
I am [[Paini's Cupcake]],
[[I'm a Humanitarian|I will eat you]].<br />
[[I'm a Humanitarian|I will eat you]].
''[[YouTube]] comments'' }}
|''[[YouTube]] comments'' }}


{{quote| Roses are red,<br />
{{quote| Roses are red,
Violets are blue,<br />
Violets are blue,
[[Fist of the North Star|Omae wa mou]],<br />
[[Fist of the North Star|Omae wa mou]],
[[You Are Already Dead|Shindeiru]].<br />
[[You Are Already Dead|Shindeiru]].
''[[YouTube]] comments'' }}
|''[[YouTube]] comments'' }}


{{quote| Roses are red,<br />
{{quote| Roses are red,
Violets are blue,<br />
Violets are blue,
People are idiots,<br />
People are idiots,
The end.<br />
The end.
''[[What the Fuck Is Wrong With You|WTFIWWY Ep. 28]]'' }}
|''[[What The Fuck Is Wrong With You?|WTFIWWY Ep. 28]]'' }}

{{quote|Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue,
Petals are pretty, and deadly too.
|This Very Wiki, on the [[Petal Power]] page}}


== [[Western Animation]] ==
== [[Western Animation]] ==
{{quote|"Roses are red, violets are blue."<br />
{{quote|"Roses are red, violets are blue."
That's what they say, but it just isn't true.<br />
That's what they say, but it just isn't true.
Roses ''are'' red, and apples are too,<br />
Roses ''are'' red, and apples are too,
But violets are ''violet''. Violets aren't blue.<br />
But violets are ''violet''. Violets aren't blue.
An orange is orange, but Greenland's not green<br />
An orange is orange, but Greenland's not green
And a pinky's not pink. So what does it mean?<br />
And a pinky's not pink. So what does it mean?
To call something blue when it's not, we defile it.<br />
To call something blue when it's not, we defile it.
But ah, what the heck: it's ''hard'' to rhyme "violet".|'''Dot Warner''', ''[[Animaniacs]]''}}
But ah, what the heck: it's ''hard'' to rhyme "violet".
|'''Dot Warner''', ''[[Animaniacs]]''}}

{{quote|Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
If I had your face,
I'd be in a zoo.
|'''Roy Rooster''', ''[[Garfield and Friends]]''}}


{{quote|Roses are red, violets are blue,<br />
{{quote|Roses are blue
Violets are red
If I had your face, I'd be in a zoo.|'''Roy Rooster''', ''[[Garfield and Friends]]''}}
I have to go to the bathroom
|'''Patrick Star''', ''[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]''}}


{{quote|Roses are blue<br />
{{quote|Roses are red,
Violets are red<br />
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
I have to go to the bathroom|'''Patrick Star''', ''[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]''}}
''[belches]'' THIS BELCH IS FOR YOUUUU!!!
|'''Heffer Wolfe''', ''[[Rocko's Modern Life]]''}}


{{quote|Roses are red,<br />
{{quote|The movies are gray
The TV is black
Violets are blue,<br />
The horses are running
Sugar is sweet,<br />
Please bring me some food
''[belches]'' THIS BELCH IS FOR YOUUUU!!!|'''Heffer Wolfe''', ''[[Rocko's Modern Life]]''}}
|'''Heinz Doofenshmirtz''', ''[[Phineas and Ferb]]''}}


{{quote|The movies are gray<br />
{{quote|Roses R Red
Roses R Blue
The TV is black<br />
It's time for Poet's Corner!
The horses are running<br />
Please bring me some food|'''Heinz Doofenshmirtz''', ''[[Phineas and Ferb]]''}}
|'''Intro to the poetry segment of''' ''[[Cartoon Planet]]''}}


{{quote|Roses R Red<br />
{{quote|Roses are red,
Violets are blue
Roses R Blue<br />
If skunks had a college,
It's time for Poet's Corner!|'''Intro to the poetry segment of''' ''[[Cartoon Planet]]''}}
[[Incredibly Lame Pun|They'd call it P.U.]]
|''[[Looney Tunes]]'', "Hollywood Canine Canteen"(1946)}}


{{quote|Roses are red,<br />
{{quote|Roses are red,
Violets are blue<br />
Violets are pink,
Flowers smell good,
If skunks had a college,<br />
But you sure sCENSORED!
[[Incredibly Lame Pun|They'd call it P.U.]]|[[Looney Tunes]], "Hollywood Canine Canteen"(1946)}}
|Telegram delivered by [[Bugs Bunny]], "Buckaroo Bugs" (Bugs then finished the line by shouting it in the recipient's face. The final word is of course, STINK!)}}


{{quote|Roses are red,<br />
{{quote|Roses are red,
Violets are pink,<br />
Posies are green,
Sorry about [[Noodle Incident|Denmark]],
Flowers smell good,<br />
I was too mean.
But you sure sCENSORED!|Telegram delivered by [[Bugs Bunny]], "Buckaroo Bugs" (Bugs then finished the line by shouting it in the recipient's face. The final word is of course, STINK!)}}
|'''Hans''', ''[[The Penguins of Madagascar]]''}}


{{quote|Roses are red,<br />
{{quote|Roses are red,
But Morton is blue.
Posies are green,<br />
Boo hoo hoo hoo
Sorry about [[Noodle Incident|Denmark]],<br />
''(face into typewriter)''
I was too mean.|'''Hans''', ''[[The Penguins of Madagascar]]''}}
|'''Mr. Morton''', ''[[Schoolhouse Rock]]''}}


{{quote|Roses are red,<br />
{{quote|Roses are red,
But Morton is blue.<br />
violets are blue,
turtles are geeks,
Boo hoo hoo hoo<br />
and so are you
''(face into typewriter)''|'''Mr. Morton''', ''[[Schoolhouse Rock]]''}}
|'''The Populars''', ''[[KaBlam!]]''}}


{{quote|Roses are red,<br />
{{quote|Robotnik is rotten,
Alfalfa is sneezy;
violets are blue,<br />
The minute I met her,
turtles are geeks,<br />
I loved my Breezie.
and so are you|'''The Populars''', ''[[Ka Blam!]]''}}
|'''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]''', in his love letter/poem parody to Breezie, ''[[Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog]]''}}


{{quote|Robotnik is rotten,<br />
{{quote|Roses are red,
violets are blue...
Alfalfa is sneezy;<br />
Once these<ref>referring to the Ghost Writer's Quantum Keyboard</ref> fry, I'm guessing
The minute I met her,<br />
this lame poem is... ''[destroys the keyboard, only to find that {{spoiler|the poem spell is still working}}]'' through?!
I loved my Breezie.|'''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]''', in his love letter/poem parody to Breezie, ''[[Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog]]''}}
''[cue [[Big No]]]''
|'''[[Danny Phantom]]'''}}


{{quote|Roses are red,<br />
violets are blue...<br />
Once these<ref> referring to the Ghost Writer's Quantum Keyboard</ref> fry, I'm guessing<br />
this lame poem is... ''[destroys the keyboard, only to find that {{spoiler|the poem spell is still working}}]'' through?!<br />
''[cue [[Big No]]]''|'''[[Danny Phantom]]'''}}


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Latest revision as of 16:39, 24 February 2024

Some variations are pulled off better than others.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet;
And so are you.

This is the stereotypical poem. Its origins are unknown, but may, according to Wikipedia, be traced to these lines from Sir Edmund Spenser's The Faerie Queene:

It was upon a Sommers shynie day,
When Titan faire his beames did display,
In a fresh fountaine, farre from all mens vew,
She bath'd her brest, the boyling heat t'allay;
She bath'd with roses red, and violets blew,
And all the sweetest flowres, that in the forrest grew.

"Blew" is an old spelling of "blue". Both roses and violets exist in varieties of many colours. Viola sororia and Viola odorata are the bluest violets; red roses are hybrid teas of the genus Rosa.

It has often been parodied. For a selection of such parodies and variants mostly written by tropers, see the Quotes page.


Examples of Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue in media:

Comic Books

Roses are red
Lemons do pucker
Prisoners escape
When the guard is a sucker!

The Adventures of Captain Jack

Fan Works

roses r red
violas r blu
iv got a hug fuking dik
nd hey u natsy slut i fucin luv u

Film

Roses are red,
violets are blue ...
I'm about to fuck up.
So what else is new?

Colin, Greenfingers

Cirrhosis are red,
So violets are blue,
So sugar is sweet,
So so are you.

Roses are red,
violets are blue
Fuck you, whore

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
They'll need dental records
To identify you.

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I'm schizophrenic,
and so am I.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
One is dead,
And so are you!

Literature

Roses are red
And ready for plucking;
You are sixteen
And ready for high school.

Raseuse arrête, valet de Tsar bat loups
Joues gare et suite, un sot voyou.

Mots d'Heures: Gousses, Rames[1]

Roses are red,
Corpses are blue,
On Valentine's day
You'll die too!

R. L. Stine, "Broken Hearts"

Roses are red, violets are blue,
Angels in heaven know I love you

Live-Action TV

Roses are red
Violets are bluish
If it weren't for Christmas
We'd all be Jewish

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
I'm gonna break your face

The Champ, Police Squad!!

Violets are blue
Roses are red
My sons were right
Go soak your head

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Fudge is sweet
Here's some fudge.

Bob Pinciotti, That '70s Show

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Have sex in the Corps
And I'll break your neck

Deacon Jones, G Vs E

Roses are red
Violets are fickle
When I'm done with you
All you'll have left is this nickel

Maris Crane, Frasier

Music

Roses are red, yes, and violets are blue.
I looked for both, but they never grew.
Roses are red, yes, and that stands for lust --
The other's for innocence; for that, I'm not fussed.

Zoe's Adventures Under Ground, "River Rise Over"

Roses are red,
Violets are purple,
Sugar is sweet,
And so's maple surple.

Roger Miller, "Dang Me"

Roses are red, violets are blue
And time is beginning to crawl
I just might have to come see you
Where teardrops fall

Bob Dylan (no, really), "Where Teardrops Fall"

Roses are red, my love.
Violets are blue.
Sugar is sweet, my love.
But not as sweet as you.
Then I went far away and you found someone new.
I read your letter dear, and I wrote back to you:
"Roses are red, my love.
Violets are blue.
Sugar is sweet, my love.
Good luck, may God bless you."

Bobby Vinton, "Roses Are Red (My Love)"

Roses are red
And violets are blue
Honey is sweet
But not as sweet as you

Aqua, "Roses Are Red" (Different song, same title.)

Violets are blue
Roses are red
Daisies are yellow
The flowers are dead.

Lil Wayne, "I Feel Like Dying"

The rose is red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar's sweet;
Sweetie, so are you!

George Gershwin, Ira Gershwin & Gus Kahn, "So Are You"

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Until I met Psalty
I was blue, too.

Psaltina, Kids Praise 3: Funtastic Family!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
If I'm schizophrenic
Then I am too

Voltaire, "The Chosen"

For Jean, Jean, roses are red.
And all of the leaves have gone green.

Oliver, "Jean (Theme from The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie)"

Newspaper Comics

Roses are red,
A deep crimson hue,
When you got in trouble,
You sure were too! Ha ha!

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Tulips are what we'll be kissing,
Woo-woo!

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I know where you live
And your family too.

Blue is the violet,
Red is the rose;
You're still a big jerk,
And your poetry blows!

Zits

Roses are red
Violets are blue
If something smells bad
it's gotta be you.

Roses are red
Emeralds are green
You must weigh more
Than a washing machine.

Roses are red,
tomatoes are too
If I had one now
I'd throw it at you.

Roses are red
Like a big fiery comet
Your face would make even
Quasimodo vomit.

Roses are red
Daffodils gold
You might look better
If you scraped off that mold.

Roses are red
Looming huge to the ant;
I wish you would drown
In a waste treatment plant

Roses are red
And violets are blue
Take care of that sciata
Down by your (wazoo) [4]

Periodicals

Roses are red
The hoisery's nude
This dress is heinous
Your stylist should be sued

Bullseye, Entertainment Weekly, Issue #1197

Roses are red
Violets are blue
We make our bread
On clods like you!

Mad Magazine, "A Valentine to all our readers", #133

Video Games

Roses are gray
Violets are gray
I'm dead and color-blind.

Forsaken male /silly emote, World of Warcraft

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm gonna kill you
Doodley-doo

Gargarensis, Age of Mythology

Violets are blue
Roses are red
We're coming aboard
Prepare to eat lead

—A book of pirate poems, Monkey Island 2: LeChuck's Revenge

Roses are red
Zombies are blue
But my face is white[5]
So you know I'm true

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You suck

—Graffiti written below an over-the-top poem in Left 4 Dead

Web Comics

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You're really hot,
Let's fuck.

Sven Bianchi, Questionable Content #1189

Roses be red,
Violence be bloody,
Littleton kid went
Killing with his buddy.
Una-bomber! Oklahoma!
Fire down ho!
Sharks in da gene pool,
North of Kosovo!
Everyone's packing,
So I'll pack my nickel bag,
Gonna get my peace on and offer yas a drag.

Monique, Sinfest February 2, 2000: Beat Poet 2

Roses are red
Daisies are yellow
(gets briefly interrupted)
I am in love with
A nerdy young fellow.

Roses are red,
Violets are violet.
Here's the Zorgon spies,
Yo momma's a harlot.

Roses are red
I give them to mom
She makes me cookies
Nommy nom noms

Cinna the Poet, Hark! A Vagrant (#307)

You need a poem? Fine!
Roses are red
Green is the grass
I'm sorry I hurt you
I'm a horse's ass.
If you need a haiku, just remember "peace-shattering moron" is six syllables.

Fred Macintire (advising Lisa), Something*Positive

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Shut your face,
It's an ugly face.

Ode to Shutting Up by Katie, Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal 2003-02-26

Web Original

Roses are red
Violets are blue
One day we'll cruise
Down Blood Gulch Avenue

—First verse of the Red vs. Blue theme

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'll fuck you with a rake

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Badger badger badger
Badger badger mushroom

Roses are red,
Violets; they're blue,
Jimmy Stewart is awesome;
Doo dee doo dee doo.

Jimmy Stewart (supposedly), How It Should Have Ended: Its a Wonderful Life

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Your house is covered
In piles of excrement

Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw, reviewing Saint's Row 2

 Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
All my base
Are belong to you

 Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I must eat yoghurt
Off of you.

 Roses are scarlet,
Violets are purple,
My love for you is...
is...
Goddammit.

 Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I am Paini's Cupcake,
I will eat you.

YouTube comments

 Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Omae wa mou,
Shindeiru.

YouTube comments

 Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
People are idiots,
The end.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue,
Petals are pretty, and deadly too.

—This Very Wiki, on the Petal Power page

Western Animation

"Roses are red, violets are blue."
That's what they say, but it just isn't true.
Roses are red, and apples are too,
But violets are violet. Violets aren't blue.
An orange is orange, but Greenland's not green
And a pinky's not pink. So what does it mean?
To call something blue when it's not, we defile it.
But ah, what the heck: it's hard to rhyme "violet".

Dot Warner, Animaniacs

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
If I had your face,
I'd be in a zoo.

Roy Rooster, Garfield and Friends

Roses are blue
Violets are red
I have to go to the bathroom

Patrick Star, SpongeBob SquarePants

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
[belches] THIS BELCH IS FOR YOUUUU!!!

Heffer Wolfe, Rocko's Modern Life

The movies are gray
The TV is black
The horses are running
Please bring me some food

Heinz Doofenshmirtz, Phineas and Ferb

Roses R Red
Roses R Blue
It's time for Poet's Corner!

Intro to the poetry segment of Cartoon Planet

Roses are red,
Violets are blue
If skunks had a college,
They'd call it P.U.

Looney Tunes, "Hollywood Canine Canteen"(1946)

Roses are red,
Violets are pink,
Flowers smell good,
But you sure sCENSORED!

—Telegram delivered by Bugs Bunny, "Buckaroo Bugs" (Bugs then finished the line by shouting it in the recipient's face. The final word is of course, STINK!)

Roses are red,
Posies are green,
Sorry about Denmark,
I was too mean.

Roses are red,
But Morton is blue.
Boo hoo hoo hoo
(face into typewriter)

Mr. Morton, Schoolhouse Rock

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
turtles are geeks,
and so are you

The Populars, KaBlam!

Robotnik is rotten,
Alfalfa is sneezy;
The minute I met her,
I loved my Breezie.

Sonic the Hedgehog, in his love letter/poem parody to Breezie, Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog

Roses are red,
violets are blue...
Once these[6] fry, I'm guessing
this lame poem is... [destroys the keyboard, only to find that the poem spell is still working] through?!
[cue Big No]


  1. The editor, Luis d'Antin van Rooten, explains this as "a description of an incident at the Russian Imperial court", but the French text is better pronounced than translated.
  2. Calvin sends Susie this note to taunt her after she gets in trouble for talking in class, provoking her into writing another note and getting in trouble again
  3. Jason's Valentines to Paige accidentally get switched with Roger's to Andy. Hilarity Ensues
  4. The author is looking for a word that rhymes but is less "trite"
  5. Or, in the Updated Rerelease, "But I don't want brains"
  6. referring to the Ghost Writer's Quantum Keyboard