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[[File:PhlebotinumKilledTheDinosaurs_3901.png|link=Futurama|frame| The mystery is forever solved]]
 
{{quote|'''Fry:''' Uh, what really killed the dinosaurs?<br />
'''Big Brain:''' [[Large Ham|MEEEEEEEEEE!]]|''[[Futurama]]''}}
 
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* In ''[[Reign of Fire]]'', it was the [[Our Dragons Are Different|dragons]] [[Cool Versus Awesome|that killed]] the dinosaurs.
* ''[[Puma Man]]''
{{quote| '''Jane:''' So, dinosaurs went extinct when they no longer knew how to love one another?<br />
'''[[Mystery Science Theater 3000|Tom Servo]]''': [[You Fail Biology Forever|In a wrong kind of way, yeah.]] }}
* 1998's ''[[Mothra]] 3'' places the blame on the Cretaceous version of [[Eldritch Abomination|King Ghidorah]], who now plans to do the same to Humans by devouring the life-energies of our kids.
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* In ''[[The Inexplicable Adventures of Bob]]'', the dragons developed an "iridium bomb," which ended up nearly wrecking the planet. The remaining survivors reverted to a pastoral existence until [[Humans Are Bastards|those wacky knights showed up]].
* [http://pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF055-Dinosaur_Meteors.jpg This] [[Perry Bible Fellowship]].
{{quote| '''Dinosaur #2''': Indeed, summon the meteors.}}
* In [[8-Bit Theater (Webcomic)|Eight Bit Theater]], Black Mage [http://www.nuklearpower.com/2004/06/17/episode-430-very-long-range/ Evilwizardington] does it.
* One [[Dinosaur Comics]] [http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=997 guest comic] has God throwing a meteor at the Earth after one too many complaints by a certain T. rex.
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* In ''[[Samurai Jack]]'', Aku falls to Earth in the form of a meteorite. Guess who happens to be in the blast radius when Aku hits.
* Fry finds out what ''really'' killed the dinosaurs in one episode of ''[[Futurama]]'', when he encounters a giant brain that knows ''everything''.
{{quote| '''Fry:''' Uh, what killed the dinosaurs?<br />
'''Big Brain:''' [[Large Ham|MEEEEEEEEEE!]] }}
* Wanda claims to have wiped out the dinosaurs the last time she "went bad" in ''[[The Fairly Odd Parents]]''.
** But she didn't -- it was [[No Celebrities Were Harmed|Sylvester Calzone]] doing a species-wide [[No-Holds-Barred Beatdown]].
{{quote| '''Calzone:''' Uh, you're da species, and I'm da extinction!!}}
* In one episode of ''[[The Simpsons (animation)|The Simpsons]]'', lampooning [[The Bible]], a pig in the Garden of Eden warns Adam (Homer) against eating fruit from the Tree of Knowledge. One of the dinosaurs ate one and well...that's why there aren't any more of them.
* In ''[[Bionic Six]]'', the protagonists are sent back to find out what killed the dinosaurs. Naturally, they end up getting involved with it in some way...
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* [[American Dad|That's just preposterous, dinosaurs going extinct]]. [[Hollywood History|They were just forced underground during the last human-dinosaur wars and]] [[You Fail Biology Forever|we occasionally find their bones sometimes]].
** Another episode has Stan die and force his way into Heaven, where he finds God playing with some toy dinosaurs in His office.
{{quote| '''God:''' These guys are awesome. Why'd I ever send them to Mars?}}
* "[[Justice League|Do you know what killed the dinosaurs?]] Well, ''[[You Have Failed Me|Chucko]]'' does."
** To be fair, that ''was'' the meteor. The [[Big Bad]] simply time-shifted an unreliable henchman to ground zero, a few seconds before impact.