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{{quote|''Hmm. You know, curiously enough, the X-rated version had the same name.''|'''Mike J. Nelson''', [[Rifftrax]] of ''[[Terminator]] 3: Rise of the Machines''}}
|'''Mike J. Nelson''', [[Riff Trax]] of ''[[Terminator]] 3: Rise of the Machines''}}
 
{{quote|''The porno spoof is a fantastic art of film-making. Truly. When you break it down, the porno spoof is really nothing but a ''[[Saturday Night Live (TV)|Saturday Night Live]]'' sketch, but with fucking. [[Take That|And any more humor]]. And what's also fascinating about the porno spoof is that most people just quit after they hear the title, as if the title is the climax of the porno spoof experience. It's not. [[Better Than It Sounds|The title is just the foreplay]]. The climax is when you ''watch'' the movie, and find out just who ''is'' [[What's Eating Gilbert Grape|eating Gilbert Grape!]]''|'''[[The Cinema Snob (Web Video)|The Cinema Snob]]'''}}
 
Virtually every popular mainstream movie or TV show will have its title and the rudiments of its plot morphed into a porn video. This fact of adult entertainment is even more certain than death and taxes. It's mandated pursuant to the provisions of [[Rule Thirty Four|Rule 34]].
 
The porn industry really only has one product to sell. That's graphic depictions of people having sex. Naturally this makes things very competitive with each production company looking for an edge in the marketplace. The gay porn industry has its ''members'' always trying to ''stick out'', while the straight porn industry is always trying to find a niche to ''[[Hurricane of Puns|squeeze into]]''. So much like Hollywood itself, it [[Follow the Leader|exploits that which is already successful]].
 
There are ([https://web.archive.org/web/20130625030805/http://www.ugo.com/the-goods/best-porn-parodies of] [https://web.archive.org/web/20130627155557/http://www.ugo.com/the-goods/porn-parodies-pop-culture course]) entire web sites dedicated to listing actual porn ripoffs of popular media. It's also a common game to take normal media titles and see how many porn titles they can be twisted into. Most of the times [[Shallow Parody|the only parody is the title]]. Curiously, the current hot trend in the porn industry is for high-budget, well-made parodies (well, ''higher''-budget and ''better''-made, anyway) that re-create what they're spoofing with careful attention to detail... but which reject parody titles in favor of just taking the original title and sticking "Not" in front of it or "A XXX Parody" afterwards.
 
Examples: ''[[Star Wars|Star Whores]]'' (''[[A New Hope|Episode IV: A New Hole]]''), ''[[Buffy the Vampire Slayer|Muffy the Vampire Layer]]'', ''[[The Lord of the Rings|Lord of the G-Strings]]'', ''[[An Officer and Aa Gentleman|An Officer and a Gentleman and Golden Retriever]]'', ''[[Dr. Strangelove|Dr. Buttlove, or; How I Learned To Stop Clenching and Love the Plug]]'', ''[[Top Gun]]''.
 
One popular misconception is that this is standard practice in the porn industry. While it seems common, it's worth noting that it is a ''vast'' minority in the porn out there (as noted above). Most of it goes by the format of [race/gender/defining characteristic of participants] [optional fetish twist] [primary action performed] [[Numbered Sequels|[number of series<nowiki>]</nowiki>]], the only fixed order generally being the number. For example, ''Interracial Anal Dildos 14''. However, those titles are rarely much fun to talk about, so the ones that pop out to the general public are these titles listed below.
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Of course, there's also an [[Inverted Trope]]: don't confuse [[Jennifer Lopez]]' chambermaid character having an affair with her hotel's client in ''Maid in Manhattan'' (2002) with [[Vanessa Del Rio]]'s maid character having an affair with her client (and later his son) in ''Maid in Manhattan'' (1984)...
 
See also [[Rule Thirty Four34]]. [[Just for Pun]] in action (hur hur hur). [[Rule of Funny]] is also involved; why have a potentially [[Squick|squickysquick]]y actual porn title when you could have one of these and get a small laugh? It's not uncommon for examples to [[Un Installment|inherit a sequel number from the parodied work without a corresponding prequel having ever been made]]. Compare [[The Mockbuster]].
 
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== Anime & MangaStraight ==
The trope, that is. Not necessarily the sex.
* Total Media Agency (known as TMA) loves to do this by producing ''live-action'' Parallel Porn Titles of anime series, such as ''Suzumiya Hahiru no Yuuutsu'' (for ''[[Suzumiya Haruhi]] no Yuuutsu''), ''Faith/stay night'' (for ''[[Fate Stay Night (Visual Novel)|Fate/stay night]]'') and so forth. These are most often sought after in the community only for the sake of mocking the ugly stars that conflicts terribly with the surprisingly well done (most of the time) cosplay outfits. Oddly enough, none of them are real puns, just twists on the names for the sake of it.
 
** Perhaps the most unsubtle name from them: ''Cl'''''''o'''''''nnad'' (For ''[[Clannad (Visual Novel)|Cl]]'''''''[[Clannad (Visual Novel)|a]]'''''''[[Clannad (Visual Novel)|nnad]]''). Sounds similar to "clone", doesn't it?
=== Anime and Manga ===
** Not to forget their infamous version of the first arc of ''[[Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni]]'', which was mistaken for the real live action movie by many and panned...Yes, they took a depressing delusion filled arc and made it crappy live action ''porn'' while leaving all the scenes intact.
* Total Media Agency (known as TMA) loves to do this by producing ''live-action'' Parallel Porn Titles of anime series, such as ''Suzumiya Hahiru no Yuuutsu'' (for ''[[Suzumiya Haruhi]] no Yuuutsu''), ''Faith/stay night'' (for ''[[Fate/stay night]]'') and so forth. These are most often sought after in the community only for the sake of mocking the ugly stars that conflicts terribly with the surprisingly well done (most of the time) cosplay outfits. Oddly enough, none of them are real puns, just twists on the names for the sake of it.
** They also make titles based of other popular Japanese things like ''[[Touhou]]'' which for that was named Seihou... which happens to also be the name for a sister game series for Touhou back in the PC-98 era before ZUN moved off to form Shanghai Alice and continue Touhou on Windows.
** Perhaps the most unsubtle name from them: ''Cl'''''o'''''nnad'' (For ''[[Clannad (visual novel)|Cl'''''a'''''nnad]]''). Sounds similar to "clone", doesn't it?
** Not to forget their infamous version of the first arc of ''[[Higurashi no Naku Koro ni]]'', which was mistaken for the real live action movie by many and panned...Yes, they took a depressing delusion filled arc and made it crappy live action ''porn'' while leaving all the scenes intact.
* There's a [[Hentai]] anime titled ''Elfen Laid'', but it has nothing to do with ''[[Elfen Lied]]''.
* Possible subversion: ''[[The Hills Have Eyes|The Hills Have Size]]'' is real, but it's ''not'' what you think - it's just the American dub of a totally unrelated hentai.
* [[Fox News|Foxy Nudes]] [https://web.archive.org/web/20140829045619/http://www.mania.com/foxy-nudes_article_78936.html (Hana no Joshi Ana: Newscaster Etsuko)].
* A comprehensive list of punny hentai titles can be found [https://web.archive.org/web/20090817044804/http://www.mania.com/aodvb/showthread.php?t=91887 here].
* Unwired is a U.S. company that specializes in this involving famous anime. Their work includes ''Sailor and the 7 Ballz'' (a pornographic crossover of ''[[Sailor Moon]]'' and ''[[Dragonball Z]]'' among other famous '90s animesanime), ''Star Ballz'' (like ''Sailor and the 7 Ballz'' only set in the [[Star Wars]] universe) and ''Ninja Love'' (which according to the cover stars [[Naruto]], the [[Futari wa Pretty Cure]] girls and [[Nadia: The Secret of Blue Water|Nadia]]). Unfortunately, most people consider Sailor and the 7 Ballz to be one of the worst pornos they had ever seen.
* ''[[Panty and& Stocking Withwith Garterbelt (Anime)|Panty and Stocking With Garterbelt]]'' has these every other title, unless they decide to go with a plain old [[Parody Name]].
 
=== Comic Books ===
* Private produced a trilogy of movies based on ''[[Sin City]]'' called (you guessed it) ''Sex City''.
 
=== Film ===
 
* ''[[Born On the Fourth of July|Porn on the Fourth of July]]'', ''[[White Men Can't Jump|White Men Can Hump]]'' and ''[[A League of Their Own|A League of Their Moan]]'' are all genuine titles.
== Film ==
* ''[[Born On the Fourth of July|Porn on the Fourth of July]]'', ''[[White Men Cant Jump|White Men Can Hump]]'' and ''[[A League of Their Own|A League of Their Moan]]'' are all genuine titles.
** As is ''[[The Da Vinci Code|The DaVinci Coed]]''.
* So is ''[[Edward Scissorhands|Edward Penishands]]''.
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* There is a porn film called ''What's Love Got To Do With It'', and the theaters that showed it had to indicate that it is not the [[Angela Bassett]] film about [[Tina Turner]]. The porno film had used the title first, which gave it the right to keep it.
* ''Bareback Mountain'' was the title of a number of porn films (both straight and gay) titled to capitalize on the success of ''[[Brokeback Mountain]]''. There was also ''Barebum Mountain'' as well.
* The maker/star of ''[[The Lord of the Rings|Lord of the G-Strings]]'' is a twisted, sick little monkey. Her other films include ''[[Spider-Man (Filmfilm)|Spider-Babe]]'' (Where she played Peta Porker/Spider-Babe) and ''[[Austin Powers|The Girl who Shagged Me]]''. Also, ''Lust for Dracula'' which is a [[Mind Screw]] even without having a parody porn title. She's since stopped making these lovely little movies, though. Some of her other titles are ''[[Planet of the Apes|Play-Mate of the Apes]]'' and ''[[The Strange Case of Doctor Jekyll and Mr. Hyde|Dr. Jackyl and Mistress Hyde]]'', which is a total [[Mind Screw]] about drugs and sex.
* In the novel ''Porno'' (sequel to ''[[Trainspotting]]'') a group of people are making a porography film simply to prove they can. The title of the film is ''[[Seven Brides for Seven Brothers|Seven Rides For Seven Brothers]]''.
* There ''was'' a porn movie made called ''The Penetrator'', which was a reworking of [[Terminator|the movie featuring everyone's favorite sociopathic cyborg]]. The [[Catch Phrase|tag line]]? "I'll come again."
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** That movie may also have been marketed as ''The Sperminator''.
*** The X-Rated version of ''[[Terminator]] 3: Rise of the Machines'' had the exact same name.
*** So did ''[[An Officer and Aa Gentleman]]''.
* ''[[Splendor In The Grass|Splendor in the Ass]]''
* There's at least three pornos whose names are puns of ''[[The Rocky Horror Picture Show]]''. One of them is ''The Rocki Whore Picture Show'', complete with musical numbers, which of course removed all traces or suggestions of guy-on-guy sex.
* [[Robin Williams]] says his favorite porn movie is ''[[Patch Adams|Snatch Adams]]''. He closed his ''Weapons of Self-Destruction'' HBO special with a routine about porn spoofs of his films, [[Crowning Moment of Funny|culminating in his imitation of]] [[Rule Thirty Four34|a porn version of]] ''[[Popeye (Filmfilm)|Popeye]]''.
* ''[[Young Frankenstein|Hung Wankenstein]]''. It actually follows the plot of the Mel Brooks movie quite closely, too...
* ''[[Flash Gordon Serial (Film)|Flesh Gordon]]'', which actually got a review in [[Leonard Maltin]]'s book series at one point.
** And guess what they did with Dr. Zarkoff's name?
*** {{spoiler|Dr. Flexi Jerkoff.}}
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* ''[[The Wizard of Oz|The Wizard of Ahs]]''. Bad special effects really kills one's libido.
** There's also a series of klismaphilia videos both titled and starring a guy who calls himself "A/The Wizard of Ass"
* ''[[Pirates of the Caribbean]]'' has its own: ''Pirates: Stagnotti's Revenge''. Doesn't sound like a porno to you? Well, it didn't to the managers of at least 6 video stores, who ordered it in bulk, [[What Do You Mean ItsIt's Not for Kids?|marked it as a family adventure movie]]. Notably, ''Pirates'' is also one of the highest budget porn films ever made.
*** And has its ''own'' sequel (and is, incidentally, pretty damn funny). It's also rated 'R', begetting the question of whether it counts as porn in the first place. Both films had R-rated versions released which had all the sex scenes removed. The flipside is that both were also released as good old-fashioned fun adventury porn romps.
*** Surely you mean they were rated Arrrrr?
*** [[Incredibly Lame Pun|That's it you're walking the plank.]]
* ''[[Re -Animator|Hubert Breast, Re-Penetrator]]''. [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0480772/ No, really.]
** The lead actor's filmography is an experiment in these. [http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2070643/ My brains.] ''[[Borat|Horat: The Sexual Learnings of America for Make Benefit Beautiful Nation of Kaksuckistan]]''? Really?
* ''[[Jennifer Eight|Jennifer Ate]]''
* Danni's Hard Drive does these on a regular basis, a few examples being ''[[Cloverfield|Cliterfield]]'', ''[[The West Wing|The Breast Wing]]'' and just recently ''[[Indiana Jones and Thethe Kingdom of Thethe Crystal Skull (Film)|Indiana Moans and the Kingdom of the Crystal Dildoes]]''.
* ''Pleasureville'' isn't far off from ''[[Pleasantville]]'', [[Incredibly Lame Pun|titularly]].
* ''[[There Will Be Blood|There Will Be Cum]]''
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** ''Riding Miss Daisy'' too clever to sell?
*** Actually, I remember an [[In Living Color]] skit advertising an imaginary porno called "Ridin' Miss Daisy." If the title was indeed never actually used, that might be the reason.
* ''[[A Clockwork Orange (Filmfilm)|A Clockwork Orgy]]'', showing that even the classics are given the porno treatment.
* ''[[Forrest Gump|Forrest Hump]]''. Yeah.
* ''[[Back to The Future|Backside to the Future]]''. Found that one in a banner ad on a DeLorean fan site back in the days when site owners chose their advertisers personally. [[Squick|*eep*]]
* ''[[Raiders of the Lost Ark (Film)|Carolina Jones And The Broken Covenant]]''. Indy's daughter is up to some interesting shenanigans. It's basically Carolina trying to retrieve the Ark again... which has shrunk considerably. It's like a sequel to the first, but not, and with a ton of sex and shrieking. "Indiana" even makes an appearance at the end to save the day. Thankfully, he does not actually have sex with anyone.
** Let's not forget ''Carolina Jones and the Temple of Poon''.
* ''[[The Da Vinci Code|The Da Vinci Load]]'': A group of woman called the Priory of Semen try to steal the Mona Lisa because it contains genetic material from him they plan to use to father his child.
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* There are some truly lovely ones laying around (pun very much intended) with my personal favorite being ''[[Final Destination|Vaginal Destination]]''.
* ''[[The Devil Wears Prada|The Devil Wears Nada]]''.
** Which is also the title of a [[The Simpsons (animation)|Simpsons episode]], oddly.
* ''[[Ace Ventura|Ass Ventura]]''.
* While not exactly a pun on the title, there is such a thing as ''[[Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs (Literaturenovel)|Snow White and the Three Dwarves]]'' (and, yes, that's how "dwarfs" is spelled in the title).
** That's how it's spelt (British)/spelled (American) in lots of places, including the works of Tolkien, both are correct.
*** I think spelling is the least of this thing's problems... Yeesh.
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* ''[[Hannah and Her Sisters|Hannah Does Her Sisters]]''.
* ''[[Alice in Wonderland|Phallus in Wonderland]]'', which is actually the title of the [[GWAR]] movie, as well as a poem by Gavin Ewart. The pun goes back at least to 1925.
* ''Las Tortugas Pinjas'' is a Argentinean low-budget porn film made in [[The Nineties]] as a [[Affectionate Parody]] (?!) of the [[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]], dubbed in Latin America as "Las Tortugas Ninjas". Pinjas would be a portmanteaux of "Ninja" with "pija", Spanish older-than-they-think slang for [[The Big Lebowski|the johnson]] (though [[The Cinema Snob (Web Video)|The Cinema Snob]] [https://web.archive.org/web/20130526102938/http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/bj/tcs/30210-las-tortugas-pinjas translated it as] "[[Squick|eeew!"]]). Available only in VHS and almost an [[Urban Legend]] in Buenos Aires.
** Also, there's ''Pollémon'', a porn movie with a [[Pokémon]] reference in its title. Its label reads "Vive las fascinantes aventuras de Pollachu" (Live the fascinating adventures of Pollachu), a portmanteau of "Pikachu" and "polla", another slang for the male fallus. Ah, if you are wondering, [[In Name Only|the movie has nothing to do with Pokémon.]]
* There is a vampire-themed gay porn movie called ''[[Twilight (Literaturenovel)|Twinklight]]''.
** It's finished, and it's excellent.
* ''[[Kill Bill]]'' was turned into ''Thrill Bill'' (straight) and ''Drill Bill'' (gay).
* ''[[The Hills Have Eyes (Film)|The Hills Have Thighs]]''. The less said the better.
* ''[[The Human Centipede|The Human Sexipede]]''. Yes, the stitches go elsewhere. And be sure to read [https://web.archive.org/web/20120719195204/http://www.bleedingcool.com/2010/08/20/porn-version-of-the-human-centipede-heres-the-full-script the script] (as the page itself reads: "If this is SFW where you W, I want to W there too."), it's hilarious.
* There was a supposedly hilarious porn knock-off of ''[[Batman Returns (Film)|Batman Returns]]'' in 1992. It was called ''Splatman'', and it actually followed the rudiments of the movie's plot closely. Sadly, almost no one has seen it because Warner Brothers filed a suit to keep it from being distributed.
* ''[[The King's Speech|The King's Piece]]''.
* ''[[From Dusk Tilltill Dawn (Film)|From Lust Till Dawn]]'' or, alternatively ''From Dusk Till Down''.
* ''[[Night of the Living Dead (Film)|Night of the Giving Head]]''.
* ''[[Top Gun|Top Guns]]s''. Notable for the fact that despite replacing [[Tom Cruise]] and Val Kilmer with two hot bisexual women, the parody still managed to have ''less'' of a [[Ho Yay|homoerotic undertone]] than the original movie.
* ''[[ETE.T. the Extra -Terrestrial|E.T.: The Porno]]''. [[Fan Disservice|It's about as erotic]] [[Nausea Fuel|as you would expect]].
 
=== Live-Action TV ===
 
* I'm [[Dateline (TV series)|Chris]] [[Incredibly Lame Pun|Mansen]] from [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUn6X4SWWUk To Catch a Predator XXX.]
== Live-Action TV ==
* ''[[Doctor Who]]'' has at least one: ''Doctor Loo And The Filthy Phaleks''.
* I'm [[Dateline (TV)|Chris]] [[Incredibly Lame Pun|Mansen]] from [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUn6X4SWWUk To Catch a Predator XXX.]
* ''[[Doctor Who (TV)|Doctor Who]]'' has at least one: ''Doctor Loo And The Filthy Phaleks''.
** Though the real ''Doctor Who'' porno is just called ''Abducted By The Daleks''. Yes, the BBC sued. Yes, it's exactly what it sounds like.
*** [[Incredibly Lame Pun|"In-sem-in-ate! In-sem-in-ate!! In-sem-in-aaaaaaate!!"]]
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*** No ''Doctor Whore'' then?
** There's a man on [[YouTube]] called The Humpster who's reviewing Doctor Who porn. He's currently up to ''[http://www.youtube.com/user/humphries2004#p/u/2/qfcyJ1033-M Abducted by the Daleks]'', ''[http://www.youtube.com/user/humphries2004#p/u/2/5UtKAP1pYmE Doctor Loo and the Filthy Fucking Phaleks]'' and ''[http://www.youtube.com/user/humphries2004#p/u/24/PB9ru7Au81U Doctor Screw]'' and plans to get to the softcore ''Zygons''. If you're curious, ''Doctor Screw'' is the only <s>video</s> ''series'' with any real effort put into it.
{{quote| '''The Humpster:''' Thirteen motherfucking episodes! Thirteen! They made a whole motherfucking series of this!}}
* There's a ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Edonh9f6xLw Married... With Hormones]'' available and it also has an sequel along with two more porn spoofs like ''Married... With She Males'' and ''This Ain't Married With Children XXX''. Click the SFW video (they cut the porn parts out) and be disturbed by the porn spoof of a [[Frank Sinatra]] classic tune.
* The late '80s also gave us ''[[Falcon Crest|Falcon Breast]]'' and ''[[Dallas|DallASS]]''.
* [[Desperate Housewives|"Desperate Househusbands" and "Desperate Houseboys"]] (both gay), there is also a lot of ''Housewives Desperate for'' stuff.
* The uncreative trend of simply putting "Not" in front of an existing title has surfaced recently, leading to titles like ''[[The Brady Bunch|Not the Bradys XXX]]'', ''[[Bewitched (TV)|Not Bewitched XXX]]'', ''[[The Cosby Show|Not the Cosbys]]'', and the list goes on.
** Or putting "A XXX Parody" at the end. ''[[Scrubs]]: A XXX Parody'', ''[[The Jeffersons]]: A XXX Parody''.
*** ''[[The Big Bang Theory]]: A XXX Parody'' proved that sometimes you don't even ''need'' to change the title.
** The Huffington Post collected a series of (mostly) SFW trailers for several of the above [http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/04/10/porn-parodies-based-on-be_n_532820.html# s80029 here.] Occasionally pretty funny, but mostly just wooden actors referencing funnier material.
** Recently announced: ''[[Batman (TV series)|Batman]]: A XXX Parody''.
*** A whole label on superhero porn, Extreme Comixxx, exists (with quite some budget - the [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoyf0Aq2XNw trailer] for ''[[Iron Man]] XXX'' even includes a [[Suspiciously Similar Song]] version of the [[Black Sabbath (Music)|Black Sabbath]] song!).
** And then there's the ''[http://www.avclub.com/articles/this-week-in-porn-parodies-csi-avatar-the-soup,37268/ This Ain't __________ XXX]'' series. Like ''This Ain't [[The Partridge Family]] XXX'', ''This Ain't [[Happy Days]]: Fonzie Luvs Pinky'', and that's just the tip of the iceberg. They're even making ''This Ain't [[Twilight (Literaturenovel)|Twilight]] XXX'' and ''This Ain't [[Avatar (Filmfilm)|Avatar]] XXX''.
*** "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ord4faH5rXs Unrefined] [[Unobtainium|viagratanium]]..."
* There is a gay porn movie called ''[[Jersey Shore|Jersey Score]]''. It's actually pretty good.
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* ''[[Everybody Loves Raymond|Everybody Does Raymond]]''
* ''[[Star Trek|Sex Trek]]''. There are at least ''nine'' productions of such, according to ''Memory Alpha''.
* The forgetable ''Muffy the Vampire Layer'' and ''Buffy the Vampire Layer'', and now ''[[Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV)|Buffy the Vampire Slayer]] XXX: A Parody''. Unlike those first two, that one actually tries to be accurate to the show, even including characters like Jenny Calender and Harmony.
* ''[[Johnny Carson]]'' had two porn flick titles he often used as the Tea Time Movie. I doubt there were actual films made with these titles, but there should have been. ''Mondo Squatto'' and ''Gidget's Night on an Aircraft Carrier.
* ''[[Reno 911!]]'' was pornified. Apparently they didn't change the title.
** Which would be impressive, given that the original show is already considered as porn in some countries.
* There was a pornographic parody of ''[[Scrubs]]'' made, which Zach Braff himself was amused by it so much that he endorsed it in interviews.
* A bit disturbingly, the kid-oriented ''[[Game Center CX]]'' has one in the form of ''Ero-Game Center SEX''.
* ''[[The Sopranos|The Sopornos]]''
 
=== Music ===
* ''Girth, Wind and Fire''. [[Cracked.com]] [http://www.cracked.com/article_15830_15-most-sexually-unappealing-porn-titles.html notes] that a much better title would have been ''Sperm, Bend & Tie Her''.
* ''[[PDQ Bach]]'' wrote an opera "[[Hansel and Gretel]] and Ted and Alice - An Opera In One Unnatural Act", which was later [[Literary Agent Hypothesis|discovered and presented]] by Peter Shickele.
* ''[[Inkubus Sukkubus]]'' wrote [[Interview with the Vampire|Intercourse With The Vampire]], which sounds like it's about vampires in love if you're not paying attention. Every line contains at least one sexual innuendo, "Come to me like a Ram ... to the slaughter" being one of the tamest lines.
 
=== Professional Wrestling ===
== Music ==
* Val Venis, [[World Wrestling Entertainment|WWE]]'s resident [[Wrestling Doesn't Pay|wrestling porn star]], seems to have a resume composed entirely of these titles. One angle in particular had him cutting a promo on Ken Shamrock from the set of a movie he was making entitled ''[[Saving Private Ryan|Shaving Ryan's Privates]]'', which co-starred [[Tomboyish Name|Ken's sister Ryan]] (''Shaving Ryan's Privates'' is a real softcore gay porn movie). Another saw him rattle off a [[Long List]] of them when he met Shelton Benjamin's mother backstage, and she couldn't shake the feeling that she knew him from somewhere.
* ''Girth, Wind and Fire''. [[Cracked]] [http://www.cracked.com/article_15830_15-most-sexually-unappealing-porn-titles.html notes] that a much better title would have been ''Sperm, Bend & Tie Her''.
* ''[[PDQ Bach]]'' wrote an opera "[[Hansel and Gretel (Literature)|Hansel and Gretel]] and Ted and Alice - An Opera In One Unnatural Act", which was later [[Literary Agent Hypothesis|discovered and presented]] by Peter Shickele.
* ''[[Inkubus Sukkubus]]'' wrote [[Interview With the Vampire|Intercourse With The Vampire]], which sounds like it's about vampires in love if you're not paying attention. Every line contains at least one sexual innuendo, "Come to me like a Ram ... to the slaughter" being one of the tamest lines.
 
 
== Professional Wrestling ==
* Val Venis, [[WWE]]'s resident [[Wrestling Doesn't Pay|wrestling porn star]], seems to have a resume composed entirely of these titles. One angle in particular had him cutting a promo on Ken Shamrock from the set of a movie he was making entitled ''[[Saving Private Ryan|Shaving Ryan's Privates]]'', which co-starred [[Tomboyish Name|Ken's sister Ryan]] (''Shaving Ryan's Privates'' is a real softcore gay porn movie). Another saw him rattle off a [[Long List]] of them when he met Shelton Benjamin's mother backstage, and she couldn't shake the feeling that she knew him from somewhere.
** Talking of wrestling, as [[Wrestlecrap]]'s ''Death of [[WCW]]'' book notes, you could tell wrestling was truly mainstream again when the nWo got a porn parody (Nude World Order).
 
=== Video Games ===
 
* And then, of course, there's ''[[World of Warcraft|World of Whorecraft]]'', which is [[Rule 34|pretty much as you'd expect it to be]].
== Video Games ==
* The ''[[Street Fighter]]'' games apparently spawned a Japanese porn called ''[https://web.archive.org/web/20120526012028/http://www.outpostnine.com/editorials/sfer.html Street Fucker]''. ''[[X-Men|SeX-Men]]'' also gets an off-hand mention.
* And then, of course, there's ''[[World of Warcraft|World of Whorecraft]]'', which is [[Rule Thirty Four|pretty much as you'd expect it to be]].
* The ''[[Street Fighter]]'' games apparently spawned a Japanese porn called ''[http://www.outpostnine.com/editorials/sfer.html Street Fucker]''. ''[[X-Men|SeX-Men]]'' also gets an off-hand mention.
** There was also a REALLY bad fighting game for the PC-Engine called ''Strip Fighter II'' ([[Un Installment|there was no Strip Fighter I]]).
** They've made a ''Super Strip Fighter IV'' as well, with WAY better graphics and additional characters; such as [[Big Bad|Succubus]] (who uses naughty tentacles in battle, a pair of [[Half -Identical Twins|twins]] (one is [[Token Mini MoeLoli|the only loli in the game]] while the other is a [[Dude Looks Like a Lady|trap]]), and a few more fighters with [[Gag Boobs|some]] [[Boobs of Steel|similarities]].
* ''[[Super Mario Bros.|Super Hornio Brothers]]''. There was also, apparently, a sequel.
* ''[[Left 4 Dead|Left 4 Head]]''.
* The less said about ''[[Killzone|Fillzone]]'', the better.
* ''[[Tomb Raider|Womb Raider]]'', which gets bonus points for having a villain called Doctor Scrotus.
* And of course the doujinshi scene has tons of these. ''[[Final Fantasy]] XX'' comes to mind.
** Even more brazen is ''[[Final Fantasy X (Video Game)|Final Fuck X]]''.
* ''[[Call of Duty|Call of Booty]]: [[Modern Warfare|Modern Whorefare]]''.
* ''[[BioBioShock Shock(series)|Biocock]]'' maybe?
* ''[[Prince of Persia|Princess of Persia]]''.
* ''[[Wii Fit|Geki Fit]]''.
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* ''[[Dance Dance Revolution|Dance Dance Erolution]]'', a series of Japanese gay porn flicks.
 
=== Western Animation ===
 
* ''[[American Dad]] XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody'', featuring things like rough sex between Roger and Francine, and a [[Covered in Gunge|messy]] gangbang involving Haley, Snot, Barry, and Toshi.
== Western Animation ==
* ''[[American Dad (Animation)|American Dad]] XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody'', featuring things like rough sex between Roger and Francine, and a [[Covered in Gunge|messy]] gangbang involving Haley, Snot, Barry, and Toshi.
** Now they've done ''Family Guy''. One can only imagine the Quagmire-related horrors...
* ''[[The Simpsons (Animationanimation)|The Simpsons]]: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiYjr5MQl4s&feature=player_embedded The XXX Parody]''. Everyone is yellow, and there's the [[Crack Pairing]] of Moe and Cookie Kwan.
* ''[[Scooby Doo]]: The XXX Parody'' is praised for being faithful to the original show - despite lacking the title character.
* ''This Ain't [[The Smurfs]] XXX''. Yes, really.
* ''[[Beavis and ButtheadButt-Head|Beaver & Buttface]]''.
* ''[[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles|Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles]]''
* ''The Flintbones'' and its successor, ''[[The Flintstones (Animation)|The Flintstones]]: A XXX Parody''.
* ''The Flintbones'' and its successor, ''[[The Flintstones]]: A XXX Parody''.
 
=== Real Life ===
 
== Real Life ==
* [[Barack Obama|Obama]] porn is relatively new: ''Cream From Your Mother'' and ''The Audacity Of Ho'' are just two of the titles on offer...
** I got one question, "Who's Nailin' [[Sarah Palin|Serra Paylin]]?"
* ''[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1264971/ Zodiac Rapist]'', probably the only porno based (really loosely, admittedly) on a real life [[Serial Killer]].
 
=== Other ===
 
== Other ==
* ''[[Hello Kitty|Hello Titty]]'' is completely real and even has a sequel.
 
== Parodies ==
 
=== Parodies:Comic Books ===
 
== Card Games ==
* One of the fictitious anime titles mentioned in the Steve Jackson card game ''[[Chez Geek|Chez Dork]]'' is ''[[Dominion Tank Police|Domination Spank Police]]''.
 
 
== Comic Books ==
* In ''[[Transmetropolitan]]'', [[Intrepid Reporter|Spider Jerusalem]]'s enemies try to make people stop taking him seriously by putting out a porn flick called ''I Hump It Here'' (the title of his column being "I Hate It Here").
** Technically that wasn't his enemies, just all kinds of opportunists flocking to the money-making machine - after Spider's assistant Yelena sold them license to use his name and likeness. Spider wasn't amused.
* [[Garth Ennis]] loves these. In both '''Chronicles of Wormwood''' and '''Kev''' there is a scene with a lot of porn videos on display with such titles as ''[[The Hunt for Red October|The Hunt for Red Cocktober]]'', ''[[Starsky and Hutch (TV series)|Starsky and Crotch]]'', ''[[Daredevil|Baredevil]]'', and so on.
* In a comic by Michael Kupperman, an old man grants a boy special powers when he says SKREWPA, which is an [[Fun Withwith Acronyms|acronym]]...
{{quote| '''Old Man''': The '''S''' is for ''[[Terms of Endearment|Sperms of Endearment]]''! The '''K''' is for ''[[King Kong|King Dong]]''! The '''R''' is for ''[[Romancing the Stone|Romancing the Bone]]''! The '''E''' is for ''[[ETE.T. the Extraterrestrial (Film)Extra-Terrestrial|E.T.3: The Extra Testicle]]''! The...<br />
'''Billy''': ?! Those are all porn movie titles!<br />
'''Old Man''': I've been in this cave alone too long... I've forgotten the real list... }}
 
=== Film ===
 
* Referenced in ''[[Back to The Future]]''. One of the movies playing at the porno theater in the rundown town square of 1985 is titled ''Orgy, American Style'', a title parody of the TV anthology series ''[[Love, American Style]]''. On the DVD's audio commentary, Bob Gale stated that he was unsure whether there was an actual movie with that title, but said there probably was (there isn't, at least according to IMDb).
== Film ==
* Referenced in ''[[Back to The Future]]''. One of the movies playing at the porno theater in the rundown town square of 1985 is titled ''Orgy, American Style'', a title parody of the TV anthology series ''[[Love American Style|Love, American Style]]''. On the DVD's audio commentary, Bob Gale stated that he was unsure whether there was an actual movie with that title, but said there probably was (there isn't, at least according to IMDb).
* On the Rifftrax for ''[[The Island of Doctor Moreau]]'', Mike speculates that the porn version is called ''The Thighland of Dr. More-O''.
* In the movie ''[[Dirty Work]]'', the protagonists work at a movie theater and get revenge on their abusive manager by replacing ''[[Men in Black (Filmfilm)|Men in Black]]'' with the creatively named ''[[Exactly What It Says Onon the Tin|Men In Black Who Like To Have Sex With Each Other]]''.
{{quote| '''Screen Voice # 1:''' Look! An alien!<br />
'''Screen Voice # 2:''' Yeah. We'd better have sex with each other.<br />
'''Screen Voice # 1:''' Hey! This alien looks just like a hot guy!<br />
'''Screen Voice # 2:''' You're right. We'd better have sex with him. }}
** Lessee... ''In Black Men'' - was that so hard?
** On one episode of ''[[The Drew Carey Show]]'', Drew's dad accidentally rents gay porn for Oswald's bachelor party... the title? ''[[Men in Black (Filmfilm)|Men In Back]]''.
*** Didn't that collection also include ''The Courtship of Eddie's Finger'', and ''Three Men and a Maybe''?
* That [[Ben Stiller]] film ''[[The Heartbreak Kid]]'' where he had to give Carlos Mencia's character a nudie vid titled ''[[Remember the Titans|Remember the Tight Ones]]''.
* Inverted with ''[[South Park: Bigger, Longer and& Uncut]]'' which took its name from John Bobbit's porn film.
** Similarly, ''[[Anchorman the Legend of Ron Burgundy|Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy]]'' gets it's title from the documentary ''Pornstar: The Legend of [[Ron Jeremy]]''.
* In ''[[Zack and Miri Make Aa Porno]]'', Zack meets a guy at a party, and learns that he's an actor:
{{quote| '''Zack:''' Look at you! Anything I've seen? What movies?<br />
'''Brandon:''' Oh, all sorts of movies with all-male casts.<br />
'''Zack:''' All-male casts? Like "''[[Glengarry Glen Ross]]''"? Like that?<br />
'''Brandon:''' Like ''Glen and Gary Suck Ross's Meaty Cock and Drop Their Hairy Nuts in His Eager Mouth.''<br />
'''Zack:''' ...is that like a sequel? }}
** Then there's their decision to call their own film ''Star Whores''...
* ''[[The Auteur]]'' is a pastiche of both obsessive and unstable auteurs and [[Parallel Porn Titles]]. Pornographic film producer/director Arturo Domingo -- roughlyDomingo—roughly [[Composite Character|equal parts]] [[Francis Ford Coppola]], [[Werner Herzog (Creator)|Werner Herzog]], and [[Gerard Damiano]] -- is—is an uncompromising artist whose penetrating vision has resulted in such masterpieces of erotic filmmaking as ''[[Five Easy Pieces|Five Easy Nieces]]'', ''[[Requiem for Aa Dream|Requiem for a Wet Dream]]'' and ''[[Fight Club|Dyke Club]]''. During the filming of his seminal masterwork ''[[Full Metal Jacket|Full Metal Jackoff]]'' (actually a parody of ''[[Apocalypse Now]]''), problems with filming, strained relations with his wife, and [[Executive Meddling]] cause a breakdown. He attempts to rise back to prominence with his most ambitious and epic project to date: ''[[Gangs of New York|Gang Bangs of New York]]''.
* "[[Cecil B. Demented|''Some Kind of Happiness''? I've already filmed it. Only my version is called ''Some Kind of Horniness''.]]"
* In ''[[The 40-Year-Old Virgin]]'', the films in the protagonist's [[Porn Stash]] have titles such as ''[[School of Rock|School Of Cock]]''. Which actually does exist, to absolutely no one's surprise.
* Not necessarily a parody, but [https://web.archive.org/web/20121127153457/http://www.damnyouautocorrect.com/13885/night-with-the-kids/ this] iPhone auto-correct failure corrected ''[[Puss in Boots (Animationanimation)|Puss in Boots]]'' to ''Pussy 'n Butts'', which commenters noted would be a great porno version of the movie (the other option, ''Pus'' in Butts, not so much.). Other porno-sounding autocorrects include ''[[The Count of Monte Cristo|The Cunt of Monte Cristo]]'' and ''[[Planet of the Apes|Panty of the Apes]]''.
* ''[[Tromeo and Juliet]]'' has a [[Porn Stash]] going after other Shakespeare plays with ''[[Julius Caesar (Theatretheatre)|Et Tu, Blow Job]]'', ''[[The Merchant of Venice|The Merchant of Penis]]'', ''[[As You Like It|As You Lick It]]'', and ''[[Much Ado About Nothing|Much To Do About Humping]]''.
{{quote| '''[[Brows Held High (Web Video)|Oancitizen]]''': Please, no ''[[Titus Andronicus|Titties Andronicus]]''? No ''[[Coriolanus|Glory Hole Anus]]''? No ''[[A Midnight Summers Dream|A Midnight Summer's Cream]]''? <br />
'''[[The Cinema Snob (Web Video)|The Cinema Snob]]''': That one actually exists. }}
* ''[[That's My Boy]]''; Mary has a videotape of ''Head in the Class'', telling Donny "it's like ''[[Head of the Class]]'', but with blowjobs. [[Stylistic Suck| It's... gross]]."
 
=== Literature ===
 
* In ''Futurological Congress'' by [[Stanislaw Lem]], a character called Harvey Simworth gets a passing mention. He's a pornographic writer who tailors classical fairy tales and novels this way. Among his achievements there is ''[[Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves|Ali Baba]] and the Forty Perverts'' and the "Sex-life" series which include such titles as ''Sex-life of [[Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs (novel)|Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs]]'', ''Sex-life of [[Hansel and Gretel]]'' and ''Sex-life of [[Alice in Wonderland]]''.
== Literature ==
* In ''Futurological Congress'' by [[Stanislaw Lem]], a character called Harvey Simworth gets a passing mention. He's a pornographic writer who tailors classical fairy tales and novels this way. Among his achievements there is ''[[Ali Baba (Literature)|Ali Baba]] and the Forty Perverts'' and the "Sex-life" series which include such titles as ''Sex-life of [[Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs (Literature)|Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs]]'', ''Sex-life of [[Hansel and Gretel (Literature)|Hansel and Gretel]]'' and ''Sex-life of [[Alice in Wonderland (Literature)|Alice in Wonderland]]''.
* [[Chuck Palahniuk]]'s novel ''Snuff'' includes an absolute hurricane of parallel porn titles.
** In other words, a [[Incredibly Lame Pun|Hurricane]] [[Hurricane of Puns|Of Porns]]?
 
=== Live-Action TV ===
 
* ''[[Life On Mars]]'' had fun with this. In the series 1 finale, CSD finds an illicit porn operation, with such titles as ''[[On Her Majesty's Secret Service|On Her Majesty's Secret Cervix]]'' and ''[[Once Upon a Time in the West|Once Upon A Time In Her Vest]]''. The latter enrages DCI Hunt, who is a fan of Westerns.
== Live-Action TV ==
* An episode of ''[[CSI]]'' mentioned the title of ''Armagetiton''. Brass at first thought the guy said "[[Armageddon]]".
* ''[[Life On Mars]]'' had fun with this. In the series 1 finale, CSD finds an illicit porn operation, with such titles as ''[[On Her Majesty's Secret Service (Film)|On Her Majesty's Secret Cervix]]'' and ''[[Once Upon a Time In The West|Once Upon A Time In Her Vest]]''. The latter enrages DCI Hunt, who is a fan of Westerns.
* An episode of ''[[CSI (TV)|CSI]]'' mentioned the title of ''Armagetiton''. Brass at first thought the guy said "[[Armageddon (Film)|Armageddon]]".
** The same name was used in the plot of ''[[Miss Congeniality]]'' as the reason one of the contestants had to drop out (she starred in said film).
* In one episode of ''[[Friends (TV)|Friends]]'', the guys have free porn. They watch ''[[Good Will Hunting|Good Will Humping]]'' and ''[[In and Out|In and Out and In Again]]''. In another episode, Ursula uses [[Granola Girl|Phoebe]]'s name to appear in ''Sex [[Toy Story (franchise)|Toy Story]] 2'', ''[[Inspector Gadget|Inspect Her Gadget]]'', ''[[Buffy the Vampire Slayer|Buffay the Vampire Layer]]'' and ''[[Lawrence of Arabia|Lawrence of a Labia]]''.
** Hard to make ''[[In and Out|In & Out]]'' sound ''more'' like a porn film... just try recommending that film to someone "It's called ''In & Out'' - no, it's nothing like that - it's about this gay teacher... shut up!"
** And, of course, on Monica and Chandler's wedding night, Joey orders porn in the form of, ''[[Doctor Dolittle|Dr. Do-me-a-little]]''.
* A later ''[[Home Improvement (TV series)|Home Improvement]]'' episode had Brad and Mark distracted by a porno titled ''[[Shakespeare in Love|Shakespeare In Lust]]''.
* One [[Top Ten]] list from ''The Late Show With [[David Letterman]]'' was about "Signs You Have Purchased a Bootleg Copy of ''[[Titanic (Film)|Titanic]]''":
{{quote| It's XXX-rated and the first three letters are suspiciously capitalised.}}
* When McGee has his identity stolen in an ''[[NCIS (TV)|NCIS]]'' subplot, he is stumped as to what ''Forrest Hump'' could possibly be.
{{quote| '''Tony:''' Well, it's like ''[[Forrest Gump]]'' with naked people!}}
* The ''[[Married... Withwith Children (TV)|Married With Children]]'' episode "Dial 'B' for Virgin" has Al in the adult section of a video store with videos titled ''[[Schindler's List|Schindler's Lust]]'', ''[[Beauty and The Beast|Booty and the Beast]]'', ''[[Forrest Gump|Forrest Hump]]'', ''[[Silence of the Lambs|Silence of the Loins]]'', ''[[The Joy Luck Club (Literature)|The Joy Slut Club]]'', and ''[[Mrs. Doubtfire (Film)|Mrs. Assfire]]'' (which ''Big'uns'' magazine gave "Two Things Up").
* In an episode of ''[[Will and Grace (TV)|Will and Grace]]'', Grace hunts through Manhattan porn stores looking for all the copies of a fetish film Karen acted in when she was younger (''Next to Godliness'') so that she can give them to Karen to save Karen's socialite reputation. In the process, she runs across ''[[Driving Miss Daisy|Drive This, Miss Daisy!]]'', ''[[Fiddler Onon the Roof|Diddler On The Roof]]'', and ''[[The Glass Menagerie|The Ass Menagerie]]''.
* ''[[Saturday Night Live (TV)|Saturday Night Live]]'' runs with this at times.
** [https://web.archive.org/web/20130923190951/http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93cvideo.phtml One sketch] involved Jeff Goldblum (as himself) in a video store attempting to rent the porn ''[[On Golden Pond|On Golden Blonde]]''.
** In another sketch, host [[Adrian Brody]] and a cast member play the guys who come up with porn titles based on movies. They get to ''[[The Pianist]]''...and they got nothing.
** [https://web.archive.org/web/20130923190944/http://snltranscripts.jt.org/97/97awreck.phtml In another], [[Sylvester Stallone]] is told there is a copy of ''[[Rambo]]'' in the hands of the dead car accident victim who had spent his last moments trashing the star's films. He's touched that the guy really liked his movies after all until he's told it's really ''Rambone'', the porn version.
* When Tracy moves into Liz's apartment on ''[[Thirty30 Rock (TV)|Thirty Rock]]'' (long story), he orders ''[[The Curious Case of Benjamin Button]]'' and ''[[Amadeus|I'ma Do Us]]'' on pay-per-view.
** Also, NBC is later bought by Kabletown, a porn company. Titles available include ''[[Avatar (Filmfilm)|Ass-atar]]'', ''[[The Hurt Locker|The Pert Knockers]]'', ''[[Its Complicated|Tits Complicated]]'', ''[[The Blind Side|The Hind Side]]'', ''[[Up in Thethe Air|Up in Her Hair]]'', ''[[Sherlock Holmes (Filmfilm)|Sherlock Homos]]'', ''[[The Lovely Bones|The Lovely Boners]]'', ''[[Precious|Fresh Ass: Based on the Novel "Tush" by Assfire]]'' and ''[[Cloudy Withwith a Chance of Meatballs|Horny With A Chance Of My Balls]]'', and ([[Actor Allusion|a nod]] to [[Alec Baldwin]]), ''[[Ghosts Of Mississippi|Ghosts of Missy's Peepee]]''.
*** ''The Lovely Boners'' is [[Getting Crap Past the Radar|driving a dumptruck full of crap past the radar]]: the original film is about young girls being raped and murdered, so it's not pleasant to imagine what the porn equivalent would be like.
* ''[[The New Statesman]]'' includes a group set up to fight sexual freedoms. During their campaign they watch a large amount of porn, including ''[[Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs (Literaturenovel)|Snow White and The Seven Perverts]]'', causing Piers to get all confused as to why there was a dwarf named Horny.
* In an episode of ''[[Sugar Rush (TV)]]'', Stella's lover is heard ordering a porn movie with the title of ''[[Chitty Chitty Bang Bang|Chitty Chitty Gang Bang]]''.
* In online sketch comedy group [[Loading Ready Run]]'s video 'Format War', Graham HAS to have ''[[Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (Filmfilm)|Sweeney Knobs: Demon Boner of Boob Street]]'' on [[Blu -Ray|Blu-ray]], to get a feel for the story they're going for. He also can't wait for ''[[Three Hundred (Film)300|Three Hundred]]...People Having Sex'' to come out. Matt is sure Blu-ray will fail and Graham will have to get another copy of ''[[The Spiderwick Chronicles|The Spiderwank Chronicles]]''.
* ''[[In Living Color]]'' once ran a spoof ad for ''[[Driving Miss Daisy|Ridin' Miss Daisy]]''.
* ''[[MTV]]'s Now What?'' (aka ''The Sausage Factory'') featured an episode where some of the main characters get a job at a video rental store and become the most successful clerks by simply switching the VHS tapes for actual films with their porno equivalents and renting them out to teenagers. One character gets suspicious after a '''very''' happy teenager praises the clerks when he is seemingly returning ''[[The Joy Luck Club (Literature)|The Joy Luck Club]].'' The entire scam comes to an end after an angry parent accuses them of selling ''[[The Terminator|The Sperminator]]'' to his son.
* One episode of ''[[Criminal Minds (TV)|Criminal Minds]]'' ("The Internet Is Forever") has the BAU look for people who watched a video of a murder. One viewer had ''[[Schindler's List|Schindler's Fist]]'' and ''[[White Men CantCan't Jump|White Girls Can't Hump]]'' on his hard drive.
* One of Tom Selleck's Celebrity Secrets on ''Late Night With Conan O'Brien'' was "I was pretty upset when I found out that someone made a porno version of my movie ''[[Quigley Down Under]]''. I was even more upset when I found out that they hadn't changed the name."
* ''[[How I Met Your Mother (TV)|How I Met Your Mother]]''. During Marshall's bachelor party, Barney bought the wrong (ie, the real) ''[[Deep Impact]]''.
* A [[Running Gag]] on ''[[Whose Line Is It Anyway (TV)?|Whose Line Is It Anyway]]'' in the game "Greatest Hits" is that Colin and Ryan will pitch their song compilation as though in an advert interrupting a film, and the film title almost always sounds like one of these: ''Men In Back'', ''[[Touched By an Angel|Touched By A Hell's Angel]]'', etc.
** On one occasion Colin couldn't think of anything and just blurted out "We're watching animal porn!" to audience hilarity. He eventually came up with one - ''Mary Had A Little Lamb''.
* ''[[Couplings]]'' included a scholarly dissertation at a dinner party of ''Lesbian Spank Inferno''.
* One episode of ''[[The Kevin Bishop Show]]'' featured a sketch in which [[The BBC]] launched the Red Hot [[Red Button Interactive|Red Button]] service, which included pornographic versions of all your favourite BBC programmes, including [[Match of the Day|Snatch of the Day]], [[Ashes to Ashes|Gashes To Gashes]] and [[Waking the Dead|Wanking The Dead]].
 
=== Radio ===
* An episode of ''[[Think the Unthinkable]]'' had Sophie going through Jed's DVD collection. As well as another sighting of ''[[Good Will Hunting|Good Will Humping]]'', she correctly surmises that his version of ''[[Free Willy]]'' isn't about a whale.
* Back when they were on the radio, one sketch on ''[[Royal Canadian Air Farce]]'' mentioned that "''Forest Hump'' is not [[Forrest Gump|the movie starring Tom Hanks]]."
 
=== RadioTabletop Games ===
* One of the fictitious anime titles mentioned in the [[Steve Jackson Games]] card game ''[[Chez Geek|Chez Dork]]'' is ''[[Dominion Tank Police|Domination Spank Police]]''.
* An episode of ''[[Think the Unthinkable (Radio)|Think the Unthinkable]]'' had Sophie going through Jed's DVD collection. As well as another sighting of ''[[Good Will Hunting|Good Will Humping]]'', she correctly surmises that his version of ''[[Free Willy]]'' isn't about a whale.
 
 
=== Video Games ===
* The ''[[Leisure Suit Larry]] games'' often parody this. ''Magna Cum Laude'' is especially full of them - between the porn section of the local video rental store and the nearby adult theater, there are dozens of parody porn titles used as throwaway jokes. Some of the better ones: ''[[Lawrence of Arabia|Lawrence of My Labia]]'', ''[[The Godfather (Film)|The Rodfather]]'' (created by [[Francis Ford Coppola|Francis Ford Gropella]]), ''[[Back to The Future|Bukkake To The Future]]'', ''[[Close Encounters of the Third Kind|Close Encounters of the Behind]]'', ''[[Schindler's List|Schindler's Fist]]'', ''[[Analyze This|Anal-yze This]]'', and ''[[Terms of Endearment|Terms of Enrearment]]''. That last one actually holds special significance to Larry, and ends up being the springboard for a hilarious post-ending conversation mini-game.
** While not movies, the names of the [[No Celebrities Were Harmed|movie star-based characters]] in ''Love for Sail'' also deserve a mention; e.g. [[Drew Barrymore|Drew Baringmore]], [[Jamie Lee Curtis|Jamie Lee Coitus]], and [[Annette Bening|Annette Boning]].
* In the [[Gayborhood|gay section of San Fierro]] (a parody of [[San Francisco]] in ''[[Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas]]'') there's a movie theater with the title ''[[The Wizard of Oz|The Wizard of Ass]]'' on the marquee. It's one of the easiest [[Collection Sidequest|photo ops]] to find.
* In ''[[InInfamous Famous(video (Videogame Gameseries)|In Famous]] 2'', one can find Parallel Porn Titles of various games found on the marquee of the theater, such as ''[[Assassin's Creed|Assassin's Need (LoveToo)]]'', ''[[Halo: Reach|Hey, Low Reach]]'', ''[[Epic Mickey|Epic Hickey]]'' and others.
* In ''Sensible Erection RPG'', a large part of the game mechanic centers around finding porn. All of them have interesting titles, like "[[Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (Film)|IndianaJones and the Temple of Poon]]".
** ''[[Forty Days and Forty Nights|40 Days and 40 Nights]]'' has a similar video, but starring a female ("In Diana Jones").
** One of the ''[[Sinfest]]'' [[Running Gag|recurring themes]] is Porn Script Readings, including the above ''Indy'' example.
* [[Fallout 2]] had a few features, straight from the Golden Globes Porn Studio in Reno (some already having been used before), including a couple of puns on the series itself; 'Vault Sexteen' (Vault Sixteen) and Pullout: A Post Nuclear Boogaloo (Fallout: A Post Nuclear Role Playing Game).
* While the PC version of [[Duke Nukem 3D]] had the Million Dollar Theater playing the infamous "Attack of the Bleached-Blonde Biker Bimbos," accompanied by a dancing woman on the movie screen, the N64 equivalent had the more subtle parody title "Uranus Attacks." (Playing into Nintendo's extreme censorship towards the game, the movie screen now only displays a spaceship.)
 
=== Web Original ===
* In ''[[Cracked.com]]'':
* [http://www.cracked.com/video_16737_do-you-have-what-it-takes-title-porn.html Do you have what it takes to title porn?]
** Video: [http://www.namethatpornocracked.com/aa/aa_homevideo_16737_do-you-have-what-it-takes-title-porn.html NameDo Thatyou Porno]have iswhat ait collectiontakes ofto those.title porn?]
** [http://www.cracked.com/article_16355_the-10-most-misleadingly-pornographic-movie-titles.html The 10 Most Misleadingly Pornographic Movie Titles] lists movies that could be mistaken for their ''own'' parallel porn title. It even lists which scenes could be kept unchanged.
* [[Something Awful]].com once had a Photoshop contest where people altered the titles and cover art for ''[[Harry Potter]]'' novels, including "Hairy Pooter and the Chamber of Secretions."
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20110831075921/http://www.namethatporno.com/aa/aa_home.html Name That Porno] is a collection of those.
* [[Something Awful]].com once had a Photoshop contest where people altered the titles and cover art for ''[[Harry Potter (novel)|Harry Potter]]'' novels, including "Hairy Pooter and the Chamber of Secretions."
** They also [http://www.somethingawful.com/d/photoshop-phriday/classic-films-porn.php had] [http://www.somethingawful.com/d/photoshop-phriday/classic-films-porn2.php two] "Porn Versions of Classic Films" contests.
* The web series ''Watch Blue Movies'' is about a porn studio that specialises in making these kinds of films. You've got ''[[G.I. Joe: theThe Rise of Cobra|G.I. Ho]]'', ''[[The Bourne Identity|The Porn Identity]]'', ''[[Forrest Gump|Forrest Hump]]'' and so on. The first episode is about a porn parody of ''[[The Dark Knight]]'', but no title is given.
* In the [[Gorillaz]] interactive online game ''Plastic Beach'', the player can ask 2D if he's bored and 2D informs the player that he has movies to watch. Some of the titles he lists are this trope. He describes them as "a bit random, but very, very, very watchable."
* [http://www.wikiporno.org/wiki/Best_Porn_Movie_Names WikiPorno's Best Porn Movie Names page] has a whole bunch of these, and it's incomplete. They don't even have the entire Star Whores series listed.
 
=== Web Comics ===
 
* ''Bad Gods''' webcomic ''Capybara Brothers'' has [https://web.archive.org/web/20100101212428/http://badgods.com/transporners.html an example of the porn title game].
== Web Comics ==
* ''Bad Gods''' webcomic ''Capybara Brothers'' has [http://badgods.com/transporners.html an example of the porn title game].
* Foster Hearst of ''[[Scandal Sheet]]'' finds he has a gift for generating Parallel Porn Titles in his first job after graduation. "Diddle Her On The Roof" indeed...
* ''[[Something *Positive]]'' had a [[Crossover]] with ''[[Scandal Sheet]]'' where Aubrey and Foster discussed the possibility of a ''[[Charlie and Thethe Chocolate Factory]]'' parody, titled ''Willy Wanker and the Fudge Factory''. Then they found out [[ItsIt's Been Done|it had already been done]].
** ''Willy Wanker and the Chocolate Factory'' appears in ''[[Max And Paddys Road To Nowhere]]'' as the porn film Paddy decides to act in to get a bit of extra money. He doesn't find out until too late that it's ''gay'' porn, and [[Your Mileage May Vary]] as to whether [[Hilarity Ensues]].
* ''[[Harry Potter|Perry Hotter]] [http://www.menagea3.net/d/20081118.html Part 16: The Wizard's Staff]'', courtesy of ''[[Ménage à 3]]''.
 
=== Western Animation ===
 
== Western Animation ==
* Referenced in the ''[[Family Guy]]'' episode where Brian becomes a porn director. One of his movies is ''[[You've Got Mail|You've Got Male Genitalia]]''. Later, Chris watches ''[[General Hospital|Genital Hospital]]'' with Stewie.
{{quote| '''Doctor in Porn:''' The lab results are back. You've tested positive for nymphomania.<br />
'''Actress in Porn:''' Oh, no, what should I do?<br />
'''Doctor in Porn:''' ''[unzips]'' Take two of ''these'' and call us in the morning.<br />
'''Stewie:''' Oh, now that's not going to help her nymphomania. It's only going to exacerbate it. }}
*:* Peter wrote porn lit like ''[[Brave New World (Literaturenovel)|Shaved New World]]'' and ''[[Harry Potter|Harry Poter]] [[Harry Potter and Thethe Half -Blood Prince (novel)|Harry Poter and the Half-Black Chick]]''.
*:* "It's sort of like ''Bang the Drum Slowly'', [[Dissimile|except the drum is a chick]]."
*:* In a recent"And I'm Joyce episodeKinney", Lois was revealed to have been in ''[[Quest for Fire|Quest For Fur]]''.
* In the episode when ''[[The Simpsons (animation)|The Simpsons]]'' go to [[New York City]] to recover Homer's car, Homer talks about the last time he was there -- on a single street, he passed by theaters that showed such (fictitious) pornos including "[[The Godfather (Film)|The Godfather's Parts, II]]", ''[[Five Easy Pieces|Five Sleazy Pieces]]'', and, the best of all, ''[[Jeremiah Johnson (Film)|Jeremiah Johnson]]''.
** In another ''Simpsons'' episode, a theater features ''[[Terms of Endearment|Sperms of Endearment]]'' and ''[[IllI'll Do Anything|I'll Do Anyone]]'', which are parodies of two films directed by ''Simpsons'' producer [[James L Brooks|James L. Brooks]].
** Another made brief mention of ''[[Doctor Dolittle|Doctor Screwlittle]]''.
** Another early episode mentioned a porno film entitled ''Stardust Mammaries'', a reference to the [[Woody Allen]] film ''Stardust Memories''.
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*** There is an X rated version of ''[[Alice in Wonderland]]''.
* ''[[Queer Duck]]'''s nephew Little Lucky unwittingly stumbles upon his uncle's gay pornos ''[[Pokémon|Poke-A-Man]]'' and ''[[Rocky and Bullwinkle|Rock Hard & Bull Sprinkle.]]''
* In a ''[[Futurama]]'' episode, Bender mentions the "Pimpsons", and "Assarama".
* ''[[The Killing Joke|The Drilling Joke]]'' in ''[[Harley Quinn (TV series)|Harley Quinn]]'', a film [[Girl-On-Girl Is Hot|depicting Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy as lovers]]. When watched by the actual Harley and Ivy, they don't like it much - the actress playing Ivy wears leaf-covered lingerie, something the real Ivy thinks is silly.<ref>A [[Mythology Gag]], as Ivy did indeed wear something like this in pre-Crisis comics.</ref>
 
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