Only Sane Employee/Quotes
I'm like a fly stuck in a thick tar of despair. |
Dilbert: Before I worked here I wasn't called a thief or a liar. |
Why does it seem like most of the decisions in my workplace were made by drunken lemurs?
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Jack: I don't do these things just to drive you crazy, Lemon. I do them for the good of the show. —Thirty Rock, "Tracy Does Conan"
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Nathan Explosion: You know we get really really excited about really bad ideas when we're drunk. And it's your job to talk us out of them... |
The King shits, and the Hand wipes.
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