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I like the missing pieces. I don't like things too tidy. Terry Gilliam heard the line "in a Portuguese saloon" [from The Part You Throw Away], and he thought I was saying, "On the porch, the geese salute." That's better! I hope more people misunderstand me. —Tom Waits

She got a new apartment It's out on the escarpment And in her glove compartment Are my songs She hasn't even heard them Since she found out what the words meant She decided she preferred them All wrong Barenaked Ladies, Testing 1-2-3

Hampster! (Master!) A Dentist! (Apprentice!) Hard Porn! (Heartborne!) Steven Seagal! (Seventh Seeker!) Warrior! Dis Rifle! (Disciple!) And me, the Fishmaster! (In me, the Wishmaster!) Misheard Lyrics and (Actual Lyrics) for Nightwish's Wishmaster song

Snoo PINGAS usual, I see! —Dr. Robotnik, Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog

Fagateer! (Bucanneer!) We got us some meth! (We got us a map!) If you love to sell pussy (If you love to sail the sea) CLAY AIKEN! (WEIGH ANCHOR!) Dickity pregnant dick dickity fags! (Dinky-dink-dink-a-dinkadefast!) Hang the black fag at the end of the mast! (Hang the black flag at the end of the mast!) Fuck yeah!!!!!!!! (Again!!) Land WHORE!!! (Land HO!!!) We're touching black fags wherever we go! (Wind at your back, lads, wherever you go!)

Hold! Devil's! Pot of Tea! Hold! Devil's! Pot of Tea! Hold! Devil's! Pot of Tea! Hold! Devil's! Pot of Tea Mulan!