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I like the missing pieces. I don't like things too tidy. Terry Gilliam heard the line "in a Portuguese saloon" [from The Part You Throw Away], and he thought I was saying, "On the porch, the geese salute." That's better! I hope more people misunderstand me.

—Tom Waits

She got a new apartment

It's out on the escarpment

And in her glove compartment

Are my songs

She hasn't even heard them

Since she found out what the words meant

She decided she preferred them

All wrong

Barenaked Ladies, Testing 1-2-3

Hampster! (Master!)

A Dentist! (Apprentice!)

Hard Porn! (Heartborne!)

Steven Seagal! (Seventh Seeker!)

Warrior!

Dis Rifle! (Disciple!)

And me, the Fishmaster! (In me, the Wishmaster!)

Misheard Lyrics and (Actual Lyrics) for Nightwish's Wishmaster song

Snoo PINGAS usual, I see!

—Dr. Robotnik, Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog

Fagateer! (Bucanneer!)

We got us some meth! (We got us a map!)

If you love to sell pussy (If you love to sail the sea)

CLAY AIKEN! (WEIGH ANCHOR!)

Dickity pregnant dick dickity fags! (Dinky-dink-dink-a-dinkadefast!)

Hang the black fag at the end of the mast! (Hang the black flag at the end of the mast!)

Fuck yeah!!!!!!!! (Again!!)

Land WHORE!!! (Land HO!!!)

We're touching black fags wherever we go! (Wind at your back, lads, wherever you go!)

Hold! Devil's! Pot of Tea!

Hold! Devil's! Pot of Tea!

Hold! Devil's! Pot of Tea!

Hold! Devil's! Pot of Tea Mulan!

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-{{quote|I like the missing pieces. I don't like things too tidy. [[Terry Gilliam (Creator)|Terry Gilliam]] heard the line "in a Portuguese saloon" [from ''The Part You Throw Away''], and he thought I was saying, "On the porch, the geese salute." That's better! I hope more people misunderstand me.|''[[Tom Waits]]''}}
+{{quote|I like the missing pieces. I don't like things too tidy. [[Terry Gilliam]] heard the line "in a Portuguese saloon" [from ''The Part You Throw Away''], and he thought I was saying, "On the porch, the geese salute." That's better! I hope more people misunderstand me.|''[[Tom Waits]]''}}
 {{quote| ''She got a new apartment <br />
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 {{quote| ''[[Ridiculously Cute Critter|Hampster!]] ([[The Obi-Wan|Master!]])<br />
-[[Depraved Dentist|A Dentist!]] ([[Wake Up, Go to School, Save The World|Apprentice!]])<br />
+[[Depraved Dentist|A Dentist!]] ([[Wake Up, Go to School, Save the World|Apprentice!]])<br />
 [[The Immodest Orgasm|Hard Porn!]] (Heartborne!)<br />
 [[Steven Seagal]]! (Seventh Seeker!)<br />
 [[Big Damn Heroes|Warrior!]]<br />
-Dis Rifle! ([[Pals With Jesus|Disciple!]])<br />
+Dis Rifle! ([[Pals with Jesus|Disciple!]])<br />
 And me, [[Aquaman (Comic Book)|the Fishmaster!]] (In me, the [[The Hero|Wishmaster!]])''<br />
-Misheard Lyrics and (Actual Lyrics) for [[Nightwish (Music)|Nightwish]]'s Wishmaster song }}
+Misheard Lyrics and (Actual Lyrics) for [[Nightwish]]'s Wishmaster song }}
 {{quote|''Snoo [[Memetic Mutation|PINGAS]] usual, I see!''|Dr. Robotnik, [[Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog]]}}
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 Fuck yeah!!!!!!!! (Again!!)<br />
 Land WHORE!!! (Land HO!!!)<br />
-We're touching black fags wherever we go! (Wind at your back, lads, wherever you go!)|Misheard Lyrics and (Actual Lyrics) for [[Lazy Town]]'s [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AzpByR3MvI You Are A Pirate]}}
+We're touching black fags wherever we go! (Wind at your back, lads, wherever you go!)|Misheard Lyrics and (Actual Lyrics) for [[LazyTown]]'s [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AzpByR3MvI You Are A Pirate]}}
 {{quote|Hold! Devil's! Pot of Tea!<br />
 Hold! Devil's! Pot of Tea!<br />
 Hold! Devil's! Pot of Tea!<br />
-Hold! Devil's! Pot of Tea Mulan!|"[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_AJmVWF2LI The End Begins]", [[God of War (Video Game)|God of War]] 2}}
+Hold! Devil's! Pot of Tea Mulan!|"[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_AJmVWF2LI The End Begins]", [[God of War (series)|God of War]] 2}}
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