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I like the missing pieces. I don't like things too tidy. Terry Gilliam heard the line "in a Portuguese saloon" [from The Part You Throw Away], and he thought I was saying, "On the porch, the geese salute." That's better! I hope more people misunderstand me.

—Tom Waits

She got a new apartment
It's out on the escarpment
And in her glove compartment
Are my songs

She hasn't even heard them
Since she found out what the words meant
She decided she preferred them
All wrong
Barenaked Ladies, Testing 1-2-3

Hampster! (Master!)

A Dentist! (Apprentice!)

Hard Porn! (Heartborne!)

Steven Seagal! (Seventh Seeker!)

Warrior!

Dis Rifle! (Disciple!)

And me, the Fishmaster! (In me, the Wishmaster!)

Misheard Lyrics and (Actual Lyrics) for Nightwish's Wishmaster song

Snoo PINGAS usual, I see!

—Dr. Robotnik, Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog

Fagateer! (Bucanneer!)
We got us some meth! (We got us a map!)
If you love to sell pussy (If you love to sail the sea)
CLAY AIKEN! (WEIGH ANCHOR!)
Dickity pregnant dick dickity fags! (Dinky-dink-dink-a-dinkadefast!)
Hang the black fag at the end of the mast! (Hang the black flag at the end of the mast!)
Fuck yeah!!!!!!!! (Again!!)
Land WHORE!!! (Land HO!!!)
We're touching black fags wherever we go! (Wind at your back, lads, wherever you go!)

Hold! Devil's! Pot of Tea!
Hold! Devil's! Pot of Tea!
Hold! Devil's! Pot of Tea!
Hold! Devil's! Pot of Tea Mulan!

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 {{quote|I like the missing pieces. I don't like things too tidy. [[Terry Gilliam]] heard the line "in a Portuguese saloon" [from ''The Part You Throw Away''], and he thought I was saying, "On the porch, the geese salute." That's better! I hope more people misunderstand me.|''[[Tom Waits]]''}}
-{{quote| ''She got a new apartment <br />
+{{quote|''She got a new apartment
-It's out on the escarpment <br />
+It's out on the escarpment
-And in her glove compartment <br />
+And in her glove compartment
-Are my songs <br />
+Are my songs
-<br />
-She hasn't even heard them <br />
+She hasn't even heard them
-Since she found out what the words meant <br />
+Since she found out what the words meant
-She decided she preferred them <br />
+She decided she preferred them
-All wrong''<br />
+All wrong''
 Barenaked Ladies, ''Testing 1-2-3'' }}
-{{quote| ''[[Ridiculously Cute Critter|Hampster!]] ([[The Obi-Wan|Master!]])<br />
+{{quote|''[[Ridiculously Cute Critter|Hampster!]] ([[The Obi-Wan|Master!]])<br />
 [[Depraved Dentist|A Dentist!]] ([[Wake Up, Go to School, Save the World|Apprentice!]])<br />
 [[The Immodest Orgasm|Hard Porn!]] (Heartborne!)<br />
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 {{quote|''Snoo [[Memetic Mutation|PINGAS]] usual, I see!''|Dr. Robotnik, [[Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog]]}}
-{{quote|Fagateer! (Bucanneer!)<br />
+{{quote|Fagateer! (Bucanneer!)
-We got us some meth! (We got us a map!)<br />
+We got us some meth! (We got us a map!)
-If you love to sell pussy (If you love to sail the sea)<br />
+If you love to sell pussy (If you love to sail the sea)
-CLAY AIKEN! (WEIGH ANCHOR!)<br />
+CLAY AIKEN! (WEIGH ANCHOR!)
-Dickity pregnant dick dickity fags! (Dinky-dink-dink-a-dinkadefast!)<br />
+Dickity pregnant dick dickity fags! (Dinky-dink-dink-a-dinkadefast!)
-Hang the black fag at the end of the mast! (Hang the black flag at the end of the mast!)<br />
+Hang the black fag at the end of the mast! (Hang the black flag at the end of the mast!)
-Fuck yeah!!!!!!!! (Again!!)<br />
+Fuck yeah!!!!!!!! (Again!!)
-Land WHORE!!! (Land HO!!!)<br />
+Land WHORE!!! (Land HO!!!)
 We're touching black fags wherever we go! (Wind at your back, lads, wherever you go!)|Misheard Lyrics and (Actual Lyrics) for [[LazyTown]]'s [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AzpByR3MvI You Are A Pirate]}}
-{{quote|Hold! Devil's! Pot of Tea!<br />
+{{quote|Hold! Devil's! Pot of Tea!
-Hold! Devil's! Pot of Tea!<br />
+Hold! Devil's! Pot of Tea!
-Hold! Devil's! Pot of Tea!<br />
+Hold! Devil's! Pot of Tea!
 Hold! Devil's! Pot of Tea Mulan!|"[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_AJmVWF2LI The End Begins]", [[God of War (series)|God of War]] 2}}