Mondegreen/Quotes: Difference between revisions

{{quote|I like the missing pieces. I don't like things too tidy. [[Terry Gilliam (Creator)|Terry Gilliam]] heard the line "in a Portuguese saloon" [from ''The Part You Throw Away''], and he thought I was saying, "On the porch, the geese salute." That's better! I hope more people misunderstand me.|''[[Tom Waits]]''}}

{{quote| ''She got a new apartment <br />

It's out on the escarpment <br />

And in her glove compartment <br />

Are my songs <br />

She hasn't even heard them <br />

Since she found out what the words meant <br />

She decided she preferred them <br />

All wrong''<br />

{{quote| ''[[Ridiculously Cute Critter|Hampster!]] ([[The Obi -Wan|Master!]])<br />

[[Depraved Dentist|A Dentist!]] ([[Wake Up, Go to School, Save Thethe World|Apprentice!]])<br />

Dis Rifle! ([[Pals Withwith Jesus|Disciple!]])<br />

And me, [[Aquaman (Comic Book)|the Fishmaster!]] (In me, the [[The Hero|Wishmaster!]])''<br />

Misheard Lyrics and (Actual Lyrics) for [[Nightwish (Music)|Nightwish]]'s Wishmaster song }}

{{quote|Fagateer! (Bucanneer!)<br />

We got us some meth! (We got us a map!)<br />

If you love to sell pussy (If you love to sail the sea)<br />

CLAY AIKEN! (WEIGH ANCHOR!)<br />

Dickity pregnant dick dickity fags! (Dinky-dink-dink-a-dinkadefast!)<br />

Hang the black fag at the end of the mast! (Hang the black flag at the end of the mast!)<br />

Fuck yeah!!!!!!!! (Again!!)<br />

Land WHORE!!! (Land HO!!!)<br />

We're touching black fags wherever we go! (Wind at your back, lads, wherever you go!)|Misheard Lyrics and (Actual Lyrics) for [[Lazy TownLazyTown]]'s [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AzpByR3MvI You Are A Pirate]}}

{{quote|Hold! Devil's! Pot of Tea!<br />

Hold! Devil's! Pot of Tea!<br />

Hold! Devil's! Pot of Tea!<br />

Hold! Devil's! Pot of Tea Mulan!|"[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_AJmVWF2LI The End Begins]", [[God of War (Video Gameseries)|God of War]] 2}}