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"I think civility flew out the window the second I found the lawnmower. With Dignity and Humanity splattered on the walls."

—Leo, VG Cats, "#207 - "You've Got Some Red On You"

In Fallout, guns don't fire bullets. They fire miniature unicorns ridden by tiny jockeys that carry razor-sharp garrote wire!

—Ctrl+Alt+Del

"The janitor will not be happy when he gets back."

—Shang Tsung, commenting on the aftermath of a Fatality in Twilight Of The Gods

{someone got blown to bits}

Simon: Gibs.

Kable: What?

Simon: Like giblets. Kibbles 'n Bits. Chunks. Pieces. Everywhere.

Kable: These are real humans, fucker!

—Gamer

"Good hit. I see lots of little pieces down there."

—AC-130 Fire Control Officer, Modern Warfare

The few surviving samurai survey the battlefield

Count the arms and legs and heads, and then divide by five

—They Might Be Giants, "Certain People I Could Name"

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 {{quote|''"I think civility flew out the window the second I found the lawnmower. With Dignity and Humanity splattered on the walls."''|'''Leo''', ''[[VG Cats]]'', "#207 - [[Dead Rising|"You've Got Some Red On You"]]}}
-{{quote|''In'' [[Fallout]]'', guns don't fire bullets. They fire miniature unicorns ridden by tiny jockeys that carry razor-sharp garrote wire!''|''[[Ctrl Alt Del]]''}}
+{{quote|''In'' [[Fallout]]'', guns don't fire bullets. They fire miniature unicorns ridden by tiny jockeys that carry razor-sharp garrote wire!''|''[[Ctrl+Alt+Del]]''}}
 {{quote|"''The janitor will not be happy when he gets back.''"|'''[[Mortal Kombat|Shang Tsung]]''', commenting on the aftermath of a [[Finishing Move|Fatality]] in ''[[A Game of Gods|Twilight Of The Gods]]''}}
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 '''Kable''': What?<br />
 '''Simon''': Like giblets. Kibbles 'n Bits. Chunks. Pieces. Everywhere.<br />
-'''Kable''': [[Reality Ensues|These are real humans]], [[Precision F-Strike|fucker]]! |''[[Gamer (Film)|Gamer]]''}}
+'''Kable''': [[Reality Ensues|These are real humans]], [[Precision F-Strike|fucker]]! |''[[Gamer]]''}}
 {{quote|''"Good hit. I see lots of little pieces down there."''|'''AC-130 Fire Control Officer''', ''[[Modern Warfare]]''}}
 {{quote|The few surviving samurai survey the battlefield<br />
-Count the arms and legs and heads, and then divide by five|''[[They Might Be Giants (Music)|They Might Be Giants]]'', "Certain People I Could Name"}}
+Count the arms and legs and heads, and then divide by five|''[[They Might Be Giants (band)|They Might Be Giants]]'', "Certain People I Could Name"}}
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