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And Zeus said, "No,
You better let me
Use my lightening, like scissors,
Like I cut the legs off the whales
And dinosaurs into lizards."
Then he grabbed up some bolts
And he let out a laugh,
Said, "I'll split them right down the middle.

Gonna cut them right up in half."

—Hedwig and The Angry Inch, The Origin of Love

Gods ain't gonna help you, son
You'll be sorry for what you done.
Them gods gonna hurt you, son
When you play with a loaded gun.
They ain't gonna catch you when you fall.
You'll be pleading

While you're bleeding.

—Bastion, The Pantheon (Ain't Gonna Catch You)

Gods are selfish beings who fly around in little red capes and don't share Their power with mankind.

—Lex Luthor, Superman Returns

Guardian of the Park: (The giant concrete mascot suddenly changing direction in midair, saving the girl it was about to fall on was) the power of the gods! The power of the gods saved that little girl!

Sissel: ...And then that same power very deliberately crushed you instead?

—Ghost Trick

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-{{quote|And Zeus said, "No, <br />
+{{quote|And Zeus said, "No,
-You better let me<br />
+You better let me
-Use my lightening, like scissors,<br />
+Use my lightening, like scissors,
-Like I cut the legs off the whales<br />
+Like I cut the legs off the whales
-And dinosaurs into lizards."<br />
+And dinosaurs into lizards."
-Then he grabbed up some bolts<br />
+Then he grabbed up some bolts
-And he let out a laugh,<br />
+And he let out a laugh,
-Said, "I'll split them right down the middle.<br />
+Said, "I'll split them right down the middle.
 Gonna cut them right up in half."|[[Hedwig and The Angry Inch]], ''The Origin of Love''}}
-{{quote|Gods ain't gonna help you, son<br />
+{{quote|Gods ain't gonna help you, son
-You'll be sorry for what you done.<br />
+You'll be sorry for what you done.
-Them gods gonna hurt you, son<br />
+Them gods gonna hurt you, son
-When you play with a loaded gun.<br />
+When you play with a loaded gun.
-They ain't gonna catch you when you fall.<br />
+They ain't gonna catch you when you fall.
-You'll be pleading<br />
+You'll be pleading
 While you're bleeding.|[[Bastion]], ''The Pantheon (Ain't Gonna Catch You)''}}