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There is a reason<br />People refer to it as<br />"Liquid Tolerance."
There is a reason
{{quote|-- [[User:Headbreaker]]}}
People refer to it as
"Liquid Tolerance."
|Headbreaker}}


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You did that ''again''?!<br />Sigh, [[I Need a Freaking Drink]].<br />[[What an Idiot!]]...
You did that ''again''?!
{{quote|-- [[User:Sgt Frog 1]]}}
Sigh, [[I Need a Freaking Drink]].
[[What an Idiot!]]...
|Sgt Frog 1}}


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Had a stressful time?<br />Alcohol will dull the pain<br />That's formed in your head.
Had a stressful time?
{{quote|-- [[User:The Hero Hartmut]]}}
Alcohol will dull the pain
That's formed in your head.
|The Hero Hartmut}}


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Oh, God, I can't take<br />Any more of this bullshit.<br />Not while I'm sober.
Oh, God, I can't take
{{quote|-- [[User:So We Ate Them]]}}
Any more of this bullshit.
Not while I'm sober.
|So We Ate Them}}


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Latest revision as of 05:28, 1 September 2014


There is a reason
People refer to it as
"Liquid Tolerance."

—Headbreaker

You did that again?!
Sigh, I Need a Freaking Drink.
What an Idiot!...

—Sgt Frog 1

Had a stressful time?
Alcohol will dull the pain
That's formed in your head.

—The Hero Hartmut

Oh, God, I can't take
Any more of this bullshit.
Not while I'm sober.

—So We Ate Them