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[[File:aphrodite4 8105.gif|link=Classical Mythology|frame|[[Ur Example|Aphrodite]]. ]]
[[File:aphrodite4 8105.gif|link=Classical Mythology|frame|[[Ur Example|Aphrodite]]. ]]


{{quote|''"I'm your [[Classical Mythology|Venus]], I'm your fire, at your desire."''|'''Shocking Blue''', ''Venus''}}
{{quote|''"I'm your [[Classical Mythology|Venus]], I'm your fire, at your desire."''
|'''Shocking Blue''', ''Venus''}}


{{quote|'''Thalia''': Wow. Apollo is hot.
{{quote|'''Thalia''': Wow. Apollo is hot.
'''Percy''': He's the sun god.
'''Percy''': He's the sun god.
'''Thalia''': That's not what I meant.|''[[Percy Jackson and The Olympians]]''}}
'''Thalia''': That's not what I meant.
|''[[Percy Jackson and The Olympians]]''}}


When the [[Our Gods Are Greater|gods]] are divine in their beauty as well as power, they've earned the right to be called a '''Hot God'''.
When the [[Our Gods Are Greater|gods]] are divine in their beauty as well as power, they've earned the right to be called a '''Hot God'''.
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[[Not to Be Confused With]] [[Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff|something that you put jelly on]]... except in [[Fetish Fuel|very ''specific'' fantasies]].
[[Not to Be Confused With]] [[Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff|something that you put jelly on]]... except in [[Fetish Fuel|very ''specific'' fantasies]].
{{examples}}


{{examples}}
== [[Anime]] and [[Manga]] ==
== [[Anime]] and [[Manga]] ==
* The goddesses of ''[[Ah! My Goddess]]''.
* The goddesses of ''[[Ah! My Goddess]]''.
* [[Jerkass God|Zeus]] of ''[[Saint Beast]]'' is every bit as good looking as his [[Angelic Beauty]] [[Cast Full of Pretty Boys|harem]].
* [[Jerkass God|Zeus]] of ''[[Saint Beast]]'' is every bit as good looking as his [[Angelic Beauty]] [[Cast Full of Pretty Boys|harem]].
* ''[[Kamisama Kazoku]]'' is quite possibly full of them.
* ''[[Kamisama Kazoku]]'' is quite possibly{{verify}} full of them.
* ''[[Haruhi Suzumiya]]''.
* ''[[Haruhi Suzumiya]]''. Assuming [[YMMV|you think that]] she's a god, of course.
* {{spoiler|[[Big Bad|Father]]}} in ''[[Fullmetal Alchemist]]'' after {{spoiler|he absorbs Truth and becomes a god, and winds up looking almost exactly like the [[Bishonen]] main brothers and the young version of their father. Perhaps to discourage [[Draco in Leather Pants|Draco In Leather Pantsing]], the anime had him [[Vocal Dissonance|keep his old man voice while in that form]]}}.
* {{spoiler|[[Big Bad|Father]]}} in ''[[Fullmetal Alchemist]]'' after {{spoiler|he absorbs Truth and becomes a god, and winds up looking almost exactly like the [[Bishonen]] main brothers and the young version of their father. Perhaps to discourage [[Draco in Leather Pants|Draco In Leather Pantsing]], the anime had him [[Vocal Dissonance|keep his old man voice while in that form]]}}.

== [[Art]] ==
* Artists never seem to pass up an opportunity to make nude art of mythological figures, the goddesses in question often being [[Hotter and Sexier]] than they should be. The Graces are a common example of this; even the Greek poet Pausanias expressed puzzlement of why this started to become a trend. The three goddesses in the scene depicting the Judgement of Paris are a common "offender" here; from the Middle Ages onward, all three goddesses are typically depicted nude in art, despite the fact that they were not trying to seduce Paris, and it only fits Aphrodite's character.

== [[Comic Books]] ==
* Both [[The Mighty Thor|Thor]] and [[Incredible Hercules|Hercules]] qualify, as do many of their allies and foes, such as Venus (of course), Lady Sif, Valkyrie, and [[Vain Sorceress| the Enchantress.]] Ironically, Baldur is average looking, but a far better fighter than his mythological counterpart.
* [[Wonder Woman]] is often stated to be the [[World's Most Beautiful Woman]] in DC Comics. Her arch-foe Ares qualified occasionally, most often before [[Flashpoint (comics)|Flashpoint]].


== [[Film]] ==
== [[Film]] ==
* [[Celibate Hero|Hanuman]] from ''[[The Return of Hanuman]]'' has a [[Heroic Build]], which might be the reason [[Smitten Teenage Girl|a squirrel]] is really attracted to him.
* [[Celibate Hero|Hanuman]] from ''[[The Return of Hanuman]]'' has a [[Heroic Build]], which might be the reason [[Smitten Teenage Girl|a squirrel]] is really attracted to him.
* God {{spoiler|(played by Alanis Morissette)}} in ''[[Dogma]]'' could count as one. Jay mentions when {{spoiler|She}} kissed him, he popped a semi.
* God {{spoiler|(played by Alanis Morissette)}} in ''[[Dogma]]'' could count as one. Jay mentions when {{spoiler|She}} kissed him, he popped a semi.
* Gozer from ''[[Ghostbusters]]''; the main cast [https://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/2591a8e09e99d274d77e530c19daccfa379617f4/c=0-6-2406-1365/local/-/media/2015/10/26/USATODAY/USATODAY/635814764521017039-Page-65.jpg?width=1320&height=746&fit=crop&format=pjpg&auto=webp sure seems to have thought so.]
* Thor from the [[Marvel Cinematic Universe]] has his own [[Estrogen Brigade]], as does Loki. And with the release of ''[[Thor: Love and Thunder]]'' in 2022, [[Natalie Portman|Jane Foster]] is right up there with him for their spear counterparts. Valkyrie and Sif have their moments, too.


== [[Literature]] ==
== [[Literature]] ==
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* Dweia from ''[[The Redemption of Althalus]]''.
* Dweia from ''[[The Redemption of Althalus]]''.


== [[Live Action TV]] ==
== [[Live-Action TV]] ==
* Pretty much every single God ever in ''[[Hercules: The Legendary Journeys]]'' and ''[[Xena: Warrior Princess]]''.
* Pretty much every single God ever in ''[[Hercules: The Legendary Journeys]]'' and ''[[Xena: Warrior Princess]]''.
* In season 6 of ''[[Supernatural (TV series)|Supernatural]]'', {{spoiler|Castiel}} is acting as God and makes numerous appearances around the globe. One parishoner describes him:
* In season 6 of ''[[Supernatural (TV series)|Supernatural]]'', {{spoiler|Castiel}} is acting as God and makes numerous appearances around the globe. One parishoner describes him:
** "We all saw him. No beard, no robe. He was young and… and sexy. He had a raincoat—"
** "We all saw him. No beard, no robe. He was young and… and sexy. He had a raincoat—"


== [[Mythology]] and [[Religion]] ==
== [[Oral Tradition]], [[Folklore]], Myths and Legends ==
* [[Classical Mythology|Aphrodite/Venus]] may as well be the [[Ur Example]] since it was kind of [[Love Goddess|her]] main shtick.
* [[Classical Mythology|Aphrodite/Venus]] may as well be the [[Ur Example]] since it was kind of [[Love Goddess|her]] main shtick.
** Other hot Greco-Roman gods were Apollo, Dionysus, Hermes, Hera, Ares and... well, most of them really. Hephaestus was the only real exception, described as ugly, misshapen, and often deformed.
** Other hot Greco-Roman gods were Apollo, Dionysus, Hermes, Hera, Ares and... well, most of them really. Hephaestus was the only real exception, described as ugly, misshapen, and often deformed.
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** Also, she happens to be the Goddess that causes sexually transmitted disease.
** Also, she happens to be the Goddess that causes sexually transmitted disease.
* [[Egyptian Mythology]]: Isis, Nephthys, Bast. And Anubis, at least for the [[Furry Fandom]].
* [[Egyptian Mythology]]: Isis, Nephthys, Bast. And Anubis, at least for the [[Furry Fandom]].
* Finnish: [http://www.neogrognard.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Loviatar_DnD1.jpg Loviatar]
* Finnish: [http://www.neogrognard.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Loviatar_DnD1.jpg Loviatar]{{Dead link}}
* [[Norse Mythology]]: Sif, Freyja, Baldr. ([[Trickster|Loki]] isn't bad-looking, but his tendency to [[Gender Bender|change sexes when he feels like it]] and his personality issues are more attractive to modern admirers than to Old Norse believers.)
* [[Norse Mythology]]: Sif, Freyja, Baldr. ([[Trickster|Loki]] isn't bad-looking, but his tendency to [[Gender Bender|change sexes when he feels like it]] and his personality issues are more attractive to modern admirers than to Old Norse believers.)
* [[Mesopotamian Mythology|Sumerian]]: Inanna
* [[Mesopotamian Mythology|Sumerian]]: Inanna
* [[Japanese Mythology]]: Benten
* [[Japanese Mythology]]: Benten


== [[Tabletop RPG]] ==
== [[Tabletop Games]] ==
* ''[[Dungeons & Dragons]]''
* ''[[Dungeons & Dragons]]''
** [[Dragonlance]]: [http://www.bilder-hochladen.net/files/ova-9.jpg Takhisis (human form)]
** [[Dragonlance]]: [http://www.bilder-hochladen.net/files/ova-9.jpg Takhisis (human form)]
** Elven: Eilistraee, Hanali Celanil, [http://www.peldor.com/modules/fort9/selene.jpg Lolth (human/elf form)]
** Elven: Eilistraee, Hanali Celanil, [http://www.peldor.com/modules/fort9/selene.jpg Lolth (human/elf form)]
** [[Forgotten Realms]]: Angharradh, Corellon Larethian, Sune, Sharess
** [[Forgotten Realms]]: Angharradh, Corellon Larethian, Sune, Sharess
** The cover of ''[https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71Vs+6UTjIL.jpg The Immortal Storm]'' has two hunky, muscular guys and two scantily clad babes; presumably these are the protagonists of the module, where the PCs are epic-level demigods.
* ''[[Exalted]]'': Luna is both a [[Gender Bender|Hot God and Hot Goddess]]. (This is in a setting where [[Everyone Is Bi]].)
* ''[[Exalted]]'': Luna is both a [[Gender Bender|Hot God and Hot Goddess]]. (This is in a setting where [[Everyone Is Bi]].)
* [[Scion]] has notes about how the few aversions in their pantheon handle it.
* [[Scion]] has notes about how the few aversions in their pantheon handle it.
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[[Category:Personal Appearance Tropes]]
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Latest revision as of 21:25, 6 November 2023

Aphrodite.

"I'm your Venus, I'm your fire, at your desire."

Shocking Blue, Venus

Thalia: Wow. Apollo is hot.
Percy: He's the sun god.
Thalia: That's not what I meant.

When the gods are divine in their beauty as well as power, they've earned the right to be called a Hot God.

Invariably, a Love Goddess is always a Hot God. Note also that several goddesses (from a multitude of pantheons) were seen as befitting of the Lady of War/Hot Chick with a Sword/Hot Amazon archetypes, so it seems divine power may be telling of how attractive power is.

See the related Angelic Beauty for the divinely beautiful on the lower end of the cosmic totem pole. Consequently, see Horny Devils and Hot as Hell for a Hot God's infernal rivals in looks.

Not to Be Confused With something that you put jelly on... except in very specific fantasies.

Examples of Hot God include:

Anime and Manga

Art

  • Artists never seem to pass up an opportunity to make nude art of mythological figures, the goddesses in question often being Hotter and Sexier than they should be. The Graces are a common example of this; even the Greek poet Pausanias expressed puzzlement of why this started to become a trend. The three goddesses in the scene depicting the Judgement of Paris are a common "offender" here; from the Middle Ages onward, all three goddesses are typically depicted nude in art, despite the fact that they were not trying to seduce Paris, and it only fits Aphrodite's character.

Comic Books

Film

Literature

  • Elric of Melnibone stories. The Lord of Law Donblas the Justice Maker and Arioch, a Lord of Chaos.
    • Arioch can take many forms, not all of which are appealing.
  • Percy Jackson and The Olympians, being based on Greek Mythology and all. The gods have the power to change into whatever they want to look like, but special focus is given on the total hotness of Apollo and Aphrodite.
  • The Valar in The Silmarillion. In their case they're spiritual beings and when they walk among the Children of Eru they regard their bodies the way the Children of Eru regard fine clothes-as something to put on to impress others. In effect their bodies are a kind of Ermine Cape Effect. They choose whether to take a masculine or a feminine body depending on what suits their personality.
  • Dweia from The Redemption of Althalus.

Live-Action TV

Oral Tradition, Folklore, Myths and Legends

Tabletop Games

Video Games

Web Original

  • All the New Olympians at Whateley Academy in the Whateley Universe. The avatar of Aphrodite, in particular, likes to use her beauty and lust aura to manipulate men. Fey, as one of the Nine Queens of the ancient Sidhe would count too.

Western Animation