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* The footnote to the origin stories of the Hogfather. On passing by a house, or so he says, a king is moved by the plight of some girls, who are unable to celebrate Hogswatch. He throws a packet of sausages through the window... concussing one of them, but there is no point in ruining a good legend.

* Ridcully's line after the Bursar talking with Hex cures the Bursar of his insanity, but drives ''Hex'' mad in turn:

* Archchancellor Ridcully takes a shower. The shower was built by "Bloody Stupid" Johnson, but it works splendidly until the Archchancellor, experimenting with the various settings, discovers what the one marked "Old Faithful" does. I was lying on a bed the first time I read it, and I nearly rolled ''off'' at the words:

{{quote|'''Ridcully''': Ye gods, I've never felt so ''clean''.}}

 

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