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{{quote|''Hi! I’m '''Hayden Panettiere''', and I’m hot enough that I know I have your attention for at least 30 seconds.''|The start of her [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xkwkZD0Xa0 John McCain FunnyOrDie "ad"].}}
{{quote|''Hi! I’m '''Hayden Panettiere''', and I’m hot enough that I know I have your attention for at least 30 seconds.''|The start of her [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xkwkZD0Xa0 John McCain FunnyOrDie "ad"].}}


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Hayden Panettiere was born on August 21, 1989 to a fireman father and an actress mother, and was steered into the latter profession at an early age (think months). Panettiere was known for her roles on the soap operas ''[[One Life to Live]]'' and ''[[Guiding Light]]'' and for her Disney work (most famously ''[[A Bugs Life (Animation)|A Bugs Life]]'' and ''[[Remember the Titans]]'') before her [[Star Making Role]] as Claire Bennet on ''[[Heroes (TV)|Heroes]]'' turned her into a heartthrob for teenage boys (and their fathers). Fun-loving, flirty and [[Friend to All Living Things|fond of animals]], she's continued to do voiceover work (for projects ranging from ''[[Robot Chicken]]'' to ''[[American Dad (Animation)|American Dad]]'' to the sequel to ''[[Hoodwinked]]'') and to do roles that remind people as little of cheerleaders as possible (''[[Amanda Knox Murder On Trial in Italy]]'', ''[[Scream (Film)|Scream 4]]''); she also has, by her own admission, a fondness for older men (hence her relationships with ''Heroes'' co-star Milo Ventimiglia and boxer Wladimir Klitschko - see [[Life Imitates Art]] below) and tattoos, though to a [[Pink|lesser]] [[Lady Gaga|extent]] [[Megan Fox|than]] [[Angelina Jolie|some]]. Oh, and she's likely very grateful to [[Eliza Dushku]] for [http://elizapatriciadushku.com/2011/08/30/open-letter-to-the-daily-mail/ calling out] ''[[British Newspapers|The Daily Mail]]'' after they [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2030713/Hayden-Panettiere-charges-30-autograph-fan-convention.html dissed her] (again).
Hayden Panettiere was born on August 21, 1989 to a fireman father and an actress mother, and was steered into the latter profession at an early age (think months). Panettiere was known for her roles on the soap operas ''[[One Life to Live]]'' and ''[[Guiding Light]]'' and for her Disney work (most famously ''[[A Bug's Life (Animation)|A Bugs Life]]'' and ''[[Remember the Titans]]'') before her [[Star-Making Role]] as Claire Bennet on ''[[Heroes (TV)|Heroes]]'' turned her into a heartthrob for teenage boys (and their fathers). Fun-loving, flirty and [[Friend to All Living Things|fond of animals]], she's continued to do voiceover work (for projects ranging from ''[[Robot Chicken]]'' to ''[[American Dad (Animation)|American Dad]]'' to the sequel to ''[[Hoodwinked]]'') and to do roles that remind people as little of cheerleaders as possible (''[[Amanda Knox Murder On Trial in Italy]]'', ''[[Scream (Film)|Scream 4]]''); she also has, by her own admission, a fondness for older men (hence her relationships with ''Heroes'' co-star Milo Ventimiglia and boxer Wladimir Klitschko - see [[Life Imitates Art]] below) and tattoos, though to a [[Pink|lesser]] [[Lady Gaga|extent]] [[Megan Fox|than]] [[Angelina Jolie|some]]. Oh, and she's likely very grateful to [[Eliza Dushku]] for [http://elizapatriciadushku.com/2011/08/30/open-letter-to-the-daily-mail/ calling out] ''[[British Newspapers|The Daily Mail]]'' after they [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2030713/Hayden-Panettiere-charges-30-autograph-fan-convention.html dissed her] (again).


After a crapload of fakes, [https://twitter.com/#!/haydenpanettier the real Hayden is now on Twitter].
After a crapload of fakes, [https://twitter.com/#!/haydenpanettier the real Hayden is now on Twitter].
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* ''[[One Life to Live]]''
* ''[[One Life to Live]]''
* ''[[Guiding Light]]''
* ''[[Guiding Light]]''
* ''[[A Bugs Life (Animation)|A Bugs Life]]''
* ''[[A Bug's Life (Animation)|A Bugs Life]]''
* ''[[The Object of My Affection]]'' (this was her live-action film debut)
* ''[[The Object of My Affection]]'' (this was her live-action film debut)
* ''[[Message in A Bottle (Film)|Message In A Bottle]]''
* ''[[Message in A Bottle (Film)|Message In A Bottle]]''
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* [[The Cast Showoff]]: Has lent her pipes to the music for (and been on the soundtrack albums for) several of her films (''[[Tiger Cruise]]'', ''[[The Dust Factory]]'', ''Shanghai Kiss'', ''[[Ice Princess]]'', ''[[Hoodwinked|Hoodwinked Too: Hood Vs. Evil]]'') and also two she doesn't appear in (''[[Bridge to Terabithia]]'' - another one where she's also on the album - and ''[[Cinderella (Disney)|Cinderella III: A Twist In Time]]''). In her ''[[Bring It On]]'' movie (see below), one of her songs is playing in the background {{spoiler|of the scene where she's hiding from her jerk boyfriend and mouthing "Asshole," although the latter is sometimes cut from TV airings}}.
* [[The Cast Showoff]]: Has lent her pipes to the music for (and been on the soundtrack albums for) several of her films (''[[Tiger Cruise]]'', ''[[The Dust Factory]]'', ''Shanghai Kiss'', ''[[Ice Princess]]'', ''[[Hoodwinked|Hoodwinked Too: Hood Vs. Evil]]'') and also two she doesn't appear in (''[[Bridge to Terabithia]]'' - another one where she's also on the album - and ''[[Cinderella (Disney)|Cinderella III: A Twist In Time]]''). In her ''[[Bring It On]]'' movie (see below), one of her songs is playing in the background {{spoiler|of the scene where she's hiding from her jerk boyfriend and mouthing "Asshole," although the latter is sometimes cut from TV airings}}.
** She also sings in ''Nashville'', because she plays a country singer (see also [[Non Singing Voice]]).
** She also sings in ''Nashville'', because she plays a country singer (see also [[Non Singing Voice]]).
* [[Celebrity Voice Actor]]: As child (''[[Dinosaur]]'', ''[[Fillmore]]'', ''[[A Bugs Life (Animation)|A Bugs Life]]''), adult (''[[Alpha and Omega]]'', ''[[Robot Chicken]]'', ''[[American Dad (Animation)|American Dad]]''), and both (''[[Kingdom Hearts]]'').
* [[Celebrity Voice Actor]]: As child (''[[Dinosaur]]'', ''[[Fillmore]]'', ''[[A Bug's Life (Animation)|A Bugs Life]]''), adult (''[[Alpha and Omega]]'', ''[[Robot Chicken]]'', ''[[American Dad (Animation)|American Dad]]''), and both (''[[Kingdom Hearts]]'').
* [[Cool Big Sis]]: In ''Fireflies in the Garden'', even though she's actually the main character's aunt.
* [[Cool Big Sis]]: In ''Fireflies in the Garden'', even though she's actually the main character's aunt.
* [[Cousin Oliver]]: In the final season of ''[[Ally McBeal]]'', she joined the cast as Ally's never-before-mentioned daughter Maddie.
* [[Cousin Oliver]]: In the final season of ''[[Ally McBeal]]'', she joined the cast as Ally's never-before-mentioned daughter Maddie.
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* [[Hilarious in Hindsight]]: Played the younger version of [[Hilary Swank]] in ''[[The Affair of the Necklace]]''. [http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1762179328/tt0110657 This is Hilary at 22.] [http://img158.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=329038152_HaydenPanettierePromForAll4_122_32lo.jpg And this is Hayden at 22.] The prosecution rests.
* [[Hilarious in Hindsight]]: Played the younger version of [[Hilary Swank]] in ''[[The Affair of the Necklace]]''. [http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1762179328/tt0110657 This is Hilary at 22.] [http://img158.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=329038152_HaydenPanettierePromForAll4_122_32lo.jpg And this is Hayden at 22.] The prosecution rests.
** Also Claire Bennet was from Odessa, Texas the same town that ''[[Friday Night Lights]]'' was set in. In a way this makes the shows rivals like hers and Connie Britton's characters in ''Nashville''.
** Also Claire Bennet was from Odessa, Texas the same town that ''[[Friday Night Lights]]'' was set in. In a way this makes the shows rivals like hers and Connie Britton's characters in ''Nashville''.
* [[Life Imitates Art]]: In ''Shanghai Kiss'' she plays a schoolgirl who grows close to and falls in love with an older man. See also [[Cast Incest]] and her [[Huge Guy Tiny Girl|subsequent relationship with Wladimir Klitschko]]. {{spoiler|(PS: Although the man hooks up with the ostensibly more age-appropriate Kelly Hu in the course of the movie, it's [[First Girl Wins|Hayden's character]] - now of legal age - who he winds up with in the end.)}}
* [[Life Imitates Art]]: In ''Shanghai Kiss'' she plays a schoolgirl who grows close to and falls in love with an older man. See also [[Cast Incest]] and her [[Huge Guy, Tiny Girl|subsequent relationship with Wladimir Klitschko]]. {{spoiler|(PS: Although the man hooks up with the ostensibly more age-appropriate Kelly Hu in the course of the movie, it's [[First Girl Wins|Hayden's character]] - now of legal age - who he winds up with in the end.)}}
** This may also be considered [[Hilarious in Hindsight]].
** This may also be considered [[Hilarious in Hindsight]].
* [[Lifetime Movie of the Week]]: Has starred in at least three (''Lies My Mother Told Me'', ''If You Believe'' and most notoriously ''[[Amanda Knox Murder On Trial in Italy]]'').
* [[Lifetime Movie of the Week]]: Has starred in at least three (''Lies My Mother Told Me'', ''If You Believe'' and most notoriously ''[[Amanda Knox Murder On Trial in Italy]]'').
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* [[Screwed By the Lawyers]]: She had ''two'' long-delayed movies released to American cinemas in 2011, ''[[Hoodwinked|Hoodwinked Too: Hood Vs. Evil]]'' and ''Fireflies In The Garden'' (the latter was a victim of the same pre-release limbo that affected ''[[All the Boys Love Mandy Lane]]'').
* [[Screwed By the Lawyers]]: She had ''two'' long-delayed movies released to American cinemas in 2011, ''[[Hoodwinked|Hoodwinked Too: Hood Vs. Evil]]'' and ''Fireflies In The Garden'' (the latter was a victim of the same pre-release limbo that affected ''[[All the Boys Love Mandy Lane]]'').
* [[Seven Dirty Words]]: She accurately described boxing as two guys "beating the shit out of each other" in an interview with Edith Bowman on [[The BBC|Radio 1]]. Live on a Sunday morning. While promoting the family animated movie ''[[Alpha and Omega]]''. (Unsurprisingly Edith apologised to the listeners for "Hayden's potty mouth" at the first opportunity.)
* [[Seven Dirty Words]]: She accurately described boxing as two guys "beating the shit out of each other" in an interview with Edith Bowman on [[The BBC|Radio 1]]. Live on a Sunday morning. While promoting the family animated movie ''[[Alpha and Omega]]''. (Unsurprisingly Edith apologised to the listeners for "Hayden's potty mouth" at the first opportunity.)
* [[Spell My Name With an S]]: Her last name racks up the misspellings, with Pane''t''ie''rr''e being the most common example (''The New York Times,'' [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5oh1prMHDI the BBC] (see 1:46 of the video) and the end credits of ''[[Bring It On|Bring It On: All Or Nothing]]'' are all guilty of this <ref> and yet bizarrely the credits for that film also spell it ''right'' in the same scroll!</ref>) although multiple N's, T's and R's aren't uncommon - some have even spelt it with an "e" instead of the "a". And this is before we get into the references to "Hayden Pannacotta," "Hayden Panties" and so on - although her [[Twitter]] handle is @haydenpanettier, this is intentional as her actual name was already taken... if there's any remaining doubt that she ''owns'' this trope, [http://films.wemovedpro.com/actors/3784 see this page which includes a list of misspellings] or read the two reviews below:
* [[Spell My Name With an "S"]]: Her last name racks up the misspellings, with Pane''t''ie''rr''e being the most common example (''The New York Times,'' [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5oh1prMHDI the BBC] (see 1:46 of the video) and the end credits of ''[[Bring It On|Bring It On: All Or Nothing]]'' are all guilty of this <ref> and yet bizarrely the credits for that film also spell it ''right'' in the same scroll!</ref>) although multiple N's, T's and R's aren't uncommon - some have even spelt it with an "e" instead of the "a". And this is before we get into the references to "Hayden Pannacotta," "Hayden Panties" and so on - although her [[Twitter]] handle is @haydenpanettier, this is intentional as her actual name was already taken... if there's any remaining doubt that she ''owns'' this trope, [http://films.wemovedpro.com/actors/3784 see this page which includes a list of misspellings] or read the two reviews below:
** [http://moviecynics.com/scream-4-2011-dvd-movie-reviews/ This review] of ''[[Scream (Film)|Scream 4]]'' manages to not only misspell her last name ''twice'', but does so differently both times.
** [http://moviecynics.com/scream-4-2011-dvd-movie-reviews/ This review] of ''[[Scream (Film)|Scream 4]]'' manages to not only misspell her last name ''twice'', but does so differently both times.
** [http://mothermayisleepwithlifetime.blogspot.com/2011/03/amanda-knox-murder-on-trial-in-italy.html This review] of ''[[Amanda Knox Murder On Trial in Italy]]'' manages to spell her last name correctly throughout - except in the last paragraph!
** [http://mothermayisleepwithlifetime.blogspot.com/2011/03/amanda-knox-murder-on-trial-in-italy.html This review] of ''[[Amanda Knox Murder On Trial in Italy]]'' manages to spell her last name correctly throughout - except in the last paragraph!
* [[Star Making Role]]: Claire Bennet of "save the cheerleader" fame on ''[[Heroes (TV)|Heroes]]''. ''[[Remember the Titans]]'' also brought her to greater attention when she was younger.
* [[Star-Making Role]]: Claire Bennet of "save the cheerleader" fame on ''[[Heroes (TV)|Heroes]]''. ''[[Remember the Titans]]'' also brought her to greater attention when she was younger.
* [[Teens Are Short]]: And so is Hayden, oh so much. Her official height is 5'2" but many people believe she's more like 5'1"... if that. (She's one of the few non-children to appear opposite [[Kristen Bell]] (5'1") and seem to be the ''shorter'' of the two.)
* [[Teens Are Short]]: And so is Hayden, oh so much. Her official height is 5'2" but many people believe she's more like 5'1"... if that. (She's one of the few non-children to appear opposite [[Kristen Bell]] (5'1") and seem to be the ''shorter'' of the two.)
* [[Those Two Actors]]: She and Joan Cusack have been in three movies to date: ''[[Raising Helen]]'', ''[[Ice Princess]]'' and ''[[Hoodwinked|Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs. Evil]]''.
* [[Those Two Actors]]: She and Joan Cusack have been in three movies to date: ''[[Raising Helen]]'', ''[[Ice Princess]]'' and ''[[Hoodwinked|Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs. Evil]]''.
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Hi! I’m Hayden Panettiere, and I’m hot enough that I know I have your attention for at least 30 seconds.

[[File:hayden_panettiere_early_picture-1253583443_8692.jpg|frame|Gimme a P, gimme an A, gimme an N, gimme an N, gimme an A, gimme a...] ]

Hayden Panettiere was born on August 21, 1989 to a fireman father and an actress mother, and was steered into the latter profession at an early age (think months). Panettiere was known for her roles on the soap operas One Life to Live and Guiding Light and for her Disney work (most famously A Bugs Life and Remember the Titans) before her Star-Making Role as Claire Bennet on Heroes turned her into a heartthrob for teenage boys (and their fathers). Fun-loving, flirty and fond of animals, she's continued to do voiceover work (for projects ranging from Robot Chicken to American Dad to the sequel to Hoodwinked) and to do roles that remind people as little of cheerleaders as possible (Amanda Knox Murder On Trial in Italy, Scream 4); she also has, by her own admission, a fondness for older men (hence her relationships with Heroes co-star Milo Ventimiglia and boxer Wladimir Klitschko - see Life Imitates Art below) and tattoos, though to a lesser extent than some. Oh, and she's likely very grateful to Eliza Dushku for calling out The Daily Mail after they dissed her (again).

After a crapload of fakes, the real Hayden is now on Twitter.

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  1. - there are those for whom she was the only reason to stay with Heroes to the end
  2. and yet bizarrely the credits for that film also spell it right in the same scroll!