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Hayden Panettiere was born on August 21, 1989 to a fireman father and an actress mother, and was steered into the latter profession at an early age (think months). Panettiere was known for her roles on the soap operas ''[[One Life to Live]]'' and ''[[Guiding Light]]'' and for her Disney work (most famously ''[[A Bug's Life|A Bugs Life]]'' and ''[[Remember the Titans]]'') before her [[Star-Making Role]] as Claire Bennet on ''[[Heroes (TV series)|Heroes]]'' turned her into a heartthrob for teenage boys (and their fathers). Fun-loving, flirty and [[Friend to All Living Things|fond of animals]], she's continued to do voiceover work (for projects ranging from ''[[Robot Chicken]]'' to ''[[American Dad]]'' to the sequel to ''[[Hoodwinked]]'') and to do roles that remind people as little of cheerleaders as possible (''[[Amanda Knox: Murder On Trial in Italy]]'', ''[[Scream (film)|Scream 4]]''); she also has, by her own admission, a fondness for older men (hence her relationships with ''Heroes'' co-star Milo Ventimiglia and boxer Wladimir Klitschko - see [[Life Imitates Art]] below) and tattoos, though to a [[P!nk|lesser]] [[Lady Gaga|extent]] [[Megan Fox|than]] [[Angelina Jolie|some]]. Oh, and she's likely very grateful to [[Eliza Dushku]] for [http://elizapatriciadushku.com/2011/08/30/open-letter-to-the-daily-mail/ calling out] ''[[British Newspapers|The Daily Mail]]'' after they [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2030713/Hayden-Panettiere-charges-30-autograph-fan-convention.html dissed her] (again).
Hayden Panettiere was born on August 21, 1989 to a fireman father and an actress mother, and was steered into the latter profession at an early age (think months). Panettiere was known for her roles on the soap operas ''[[One Life to Live]]'' and ''[[Guiding Light]]'' and for her Disney work (most famously ''[[A Bug's Life|A Bugs Life]]'' and ''[[Remember the Titans]]'') before her [[Star-Making Role]] as Claire Bennet on ''[[Heroes (TV series)|Heroes]]'' turned her into a heartthrob for teenage boys (and their fathers). Fun-loving, flirty and [[Friend to All Living Things|fond of animals]], she's continued to do voiceover work (for projects ranging from ''[[Robot Chicken]]'' to ''[[American Dad]]'' to the sequel to ''[[Hoodwinked]]'') and to do roles that remind people as little of cheerleaders as possible (''[[Amanda Knox: Murder On Trial in Italy]]'', ''[[Scream (film)|Scream 4]]''); she also has, by her own admission, a fondness for older men (hence her relationships with ''Heroes'' co-star Milo Ventimiglia and boxer Wladimir Klitschko - see [[Life Imitates Art]] below) and tattoos, though to a [[P!nk|lesser]] [[Lady Gaga|extent]] [[Megan Fox|than]] [[Angelina Jolie|some]]. Oh, and she's likely very grateful to [[Eliza Dushku]] for [https://web.archive.org/web/20130304224817/http://elizapatriciadushku.com/2011/08/30/open-letter-to-the-daily-mail/ calling out] ''[[British Newspapers|The Daily Mail]]'' after they [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2030713/Hayden-Panettiere-charges-30-autograph-fan-convention.html dissed her] (again).


After a crapload of fakes, [https://twitter.com/#!/haydenpanettier the real Hayden is now on Twitter].
After a crapload of fakes, [https://twitter.com/#!/haydenpanettier the real Hayden is now on Twitter].
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* [[Screwed by the Lawyers]]: She had ''two'' long-delayed movies released to American cinemas in 2011, ''[[Hoodwinked|Hoodwinked Too: Hood Vs. Evil]]'' and ''Fireflies In The Garden'' (the latter was a victim of the same pre-release limbo that affected ''[[All the Boys Love Mandy Lane]]'').
* [[Screwed by the Lawyers]]: She had ''two'' long-delayed movies released to American cinemas in 2011, ''[[Hoodwinked|Hoodwinked Too: Hood Vs. Evil]]'' and ''Fireflies In The Garden'' (the latter was a victim of the same pre-release limbo that affected ''[[All the Boys Love Mandy Lane]]'').
* [[Seven Dirty Words]]: She accurately described boxing as two guys "beating the shit out of each other" in an interview with Edith Bowman on [[The BBC|Radio 1]]. Live on a Sunday morning. While promoting the family animated movie ''[[Alpha and Omega]]''. (Unsurprisingly Edith apologised to the listeners for "Hayden's potty mouth" at the first opportunity.)
* [[Seven Dirty Words]]: She accurately described boxing as two guys "beating the shit out of each other" in an interview with Edith Bowman on [[The BBC|Radio 1]]. Live on a Sunday morning. While promoting the family animated movie ''[[Alpha and Omega]]''. (Unsurprisingly Edith apologised to the listeners for "Hayden's potty mouth" at the first opportunity.)
* [[Spell My Name with an "S"]]: Her last name racks up the misspellings, with Pane''t''ie''rr''e being the most common example (''The New York Times,'' [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5oh1prMHDI the BBC] (see 1:46 of the video) and the end credits of ''[[Bring It On|Bring It On: All Or Nothing]]'' are all guilty of this <ref> and yet bizarrely the credits for that film also spell it ''right'' in the same scroll!</ref>) although multiple N's, T's and R's aren't uncommon - some have even spelt it with an "e" instead of the "a". And this is before we get into the references to "Hayden Pannacotta," "Hayden Panties" and so on - although her [[Twitter]] handle is @haydenpanettier, this is intentional as her actual name was already taken... if there's any remaining doubt that she ''owns'' this trope, [http://films.wemovedpro.com/actors/3784 see this page which includes a list of misspellings] or read the two reviews below:
* [[Spell My Name with an "S"]]: Her last name racks up the misspellings, with Pane''t''ie''rr''e being the most common example (''The New York Times,'' [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5oh1prMHDI the BBC] (see 1:46 of the video) and the end credits of ''[[Bring It On|Bring It On: All Or Nothing]]'' are all guilty of this <ref> and yet bizarrely the credits for that film also spell it ''right'' in the same scroll!</ref>) although multiple N's, T's and R's aren't uncommon - some have even spelt it with an "e" instead of the "a". And this is before we get into the references to "Hayden Pannacotta," "Hayden Panties" and so on - although her [[Twitter]] handle is @haydenpanettier, this is intentional as her actual name was already taken... if there's any remaining doubt that she ''owns'' this trope, [http://films.wemovedpro.com/actors/3784 see this page which includes a list of misspellings]{{Dead link}} or read the two reviews below:
** [http://moviecynics.com/scream-4-2011-dvd-movie-reviews/ This review] of ''[[Scream (film)|Scream 4]]'' manages to not only misspell her last name ''twice'', but does so differently both times.
** [http://moviecynics.com/scream-4-2011-dvd-movie-reviews/ This review] of ''[[Scream (film)|Scream 4]]'' manages to not only misspell her last name ''twice'', but does so differently both times.
** [http://mothermayisleepwithlifetime.blogspot.com/2011/03/amanda-knox-murder-on-trial-in-italy.html This review] of ''[[Amanda Knox: Murder On Trial in Italy]]'' manages to spell her last name correctly throughout - except in the last paragraph!
** [http://mothermayisleepwithlifetime.blogspot.com/2011/03/amanda-knox-murder-on-trial-in-italy.html This review]{{Dead link}} of ''[[Amanda Knox: Murder On Trial in Italy]]'' manages to spell her last name correctly throughout - except in the last paragraph!
* [[Star-Making Role]]: Claire Bennet of "save the cheerleader" fame on ''[[Heroes (TV series)|Heroes]]''. ''[[Remember the Titans]]'' also brought her to greater attention when she was younger.
* [[Star-Making Role]]: Claire Bennet of "save the cheerleader" fame on ''[[Heroes (TV series)|Heroes]]''. ''[[Remember the Titans]]'' also brought her to greater attention when she was younger.
* [[Teens Are Short]]: And so is Hayden, oh so much. Her official height is 5'2" but many people believe she's more like 5'1"... if that. (She's one of the few non-children to appear opposite [[Kristen Bell]] (5'1") and seem to be the ''shorter'' of the two.)
* [[Teens Are Short]]: And so is Hayden, oh so much. Her official height is 5'2" but many people believe she's more like 5'1"... if that. (She's one of the few non-children to appear opposite [[Kristen Bell]] (5'1") and seem to be the ''shorter'' of the two.)
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Hi! I’m Hayden Panettiere, and I’m hot enough that I know I have your attention for at least 30 seconds.
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Gimme a P, gimme an A, gimme an N, gimme an N, gimme an A, gimme a...

Hayden Panettiere was born on August 21, 1989 to a fireman father and an actress mother, and was steered into the latter profession at an early age (think months). Panettiere was known for her roles on the soap operas One Life to Live and Guiding Light and for her Disney work (most famously A Bugs Life and Remember the Titans) before her Star-Making Role as Claire Bennet on Heroes turned her into a heartthrob for teenage boys (and their fathers). Fun-loving, flirty and fond of animals, she's continued to do voiceover work (for projects ranging from Robot Chicken to American Dad to the sequel to Hoodwinked) and to do roles that remind people as little of cheerleaders as possible (Amanda Knox: Murder On Trial in Italy, Scream 4); she also has, by her own admission, a fondness for older men (hence her relationships with Heroes co-star Milo Ventimiglia and boxer Wladimir Klitschko - see Life Imitates Art below) and tattoos, though to a lesser extent than some. Oh, and she's likely very grateful to Eliza Dushku for calling out The Daily Mail after they dissed her (again).

After a crapload of fakes, the real Hayden is now on Twitter.

Hayden Panettiere has appeared in:

Hayden Panettiere provides examples of the following tropes:
  1. - there are those for whom she was the only reason to stay with Heroes to the end
  2. and yet bizarrely the credits for that film also spell it right in the same scroll!