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* Anghammarad (a golem), having tried its damnedest to save letters from a fire, is hit by cold water. Cold water + red-hot clay = explosion. When it ends up in the desert before the afterlife, Death informs it that the afterlife is on the other side. |
* Anghammarad (a golem), having tried its damnedest to save letters from a fire, is hit by cold water. Cold water + red-hot clay = explosion. When it ends up in the desert before the afterlife, Death informs it that the afterlife is on the other side. |
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{{quote|'''Anghammarad''': I Will Stay Here, Please. |
{{quote|'''Anghammarad''': I Will Stay Here, Please. |
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'''Death''': {{small-caps|Here? There's nothing to do here.}} |
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'''Anghammarad''': Yes, I Know. It Is Perfect. I Am Free. }} |
'''Anghammarad''': Yes, I Know. It Is Perfect. I Am Free. }} |
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* Earlier, when the postmen are leery about letting golems join them, Anghammarad tells them the story of how he has been a messenger for nineteen thousand years, and Moist says to the postmen "And you are judging ''him?''" They end up giving him the title of [[Time Abyss|Extremely Senior Postman]]. |
* Earlier, when the postmen are leery about letting golems join them, Anghammarad tells them the story of how he has been a messenger for nineteen thousand years, and Moist says to the postmen "And you are judging ''him?''" They end up giving him the title of [[Time Abyss|Extremely Senior Postman]]. |
Revision as of 00:51, 2 May 2021
- Anghammarad (a golem), having tried its damnedest to save letters from a fire, is hit by cold water. Cold water + red-hot clay = explosion. When it ends up in the desert before the afterlife, Death informs it that the afterlife is on the other side.
Anghammarad: I Will Stay Here, Please. |
- Earlier, when the postmen are leery about letting golems join them, Anghammarad tells them the story of how he has been a messenger for nineteen thousand years, and Moist says to the postmen "And you are judging him?" They end up giving him the title of Extremely Senior Postman.
- During the night, Moist is tormented by a vision of a farmer Driven to Suicide by his first scam. The next morning, he's greeted by an ecstatic couple. The letter he delivered the previous day was a marriage proposal and the lady said yes. The guy hands him a pack of wedding invitations, a handful of coins, and says "I'm so glad you're back in business!"
Mr. Pump: How does it feel to make someone's life better Mr. Lipwig? |
- The hints that Sachrissa and William got married.
- Back to Going Postal (Discworld)
- Back to Going Postal (Discworld)