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* Anghammarad (a golem), having tried its damnedest to save letters from a fire, is hit by cold water. Cold water + red-hot clay = explosion. When it ends up in the desert before the afterlife, Death informs it that the afterlife is on the other side.

'''Anghammarad''': Yes, I Know. It Is Perfect. I Am Free. }}

* Earlier, when the postmen are leery about letting golems join them, Anghammarad tells them the story of how he has been a messenger for nineteen thousand years, and Moist says to the postmen "And you are judging ''him?''" They end up giving him the title of [[Time Abyss|Extremely Senior Postman]].